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| 14:01.42 | leifmadsen | [funny] |
| 14:01.42 | leifmadsen | exten => all_your_base,1,Verbose(2,All your base) |
| 14:01.42 | leifmadsen | same => n,Set(SPYGROUP=funny) |
| 14:01.42 | leifmadsen | same => n,Answer() |
| 14:01.42 | leifmadsen | same => n,MixMonitor(/etc/asterisk/pranks/${EPOCH}.wav) |
| 14:01.43 | leifmadsen | same => n,Wait(3) |
| 14:01.45 | leifmadsen | same => n,Playback(silence/1&all-your-base) |
| 14:01.47 | leifmadsen | same => n,Wait(10) |
| 14:01.49 | leifmadsen | same => n,Hangup() |
| 14:02.29 | file | do you have signal? |
| 14:02.35 | leifmadsen | never! |
| 14:03.06 | file | why not? |
| 14:03.14 | leifmadsen | because all your base are belong to us |
| 14:03.37 | russellb | GUYS |
| 14:03.40 | leifmadsen | ohai! |
| 14:03.45 | russellb | someone set us up the bomb ;-[ |
| 14:03.57 | file | liar |
| 14:04.04 | russellb | it's true |
| 14:08.37 | file | I'm in love with saskia hamiltonnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
| 14:08.44 | leifmadsen | file: answer your damn phone |
| 14:08.57 | file | I don't answer calls from numbers I don't know |
| 14:08.58 | file | :P |
| 14:09.00 | leifmadsen | oic |
| 14:09.07 | file | WHAT |
| 14:09.07 | file | DO |
| 14:09.08 | file | YOU |
| 14:09.09 | file | WANT |
| 14:09.11 | leifmadsen | <3 |
| 14:11.28 | file | then you come crashing in |
| 14:11.29 | russellb | <3++ |
| 14:11.53 | russellb | we are just joshing around |
| 14:11.58 | leifmadsen | HA! |
| 14:12.05 | leifmadsen | russellb: BACK TO WORK! WRITE ME A BOOK! |
| 14:12.17 | russellb | .figlet suck it, bitch |
| 14:12.26 | russellb | yes, I know we're not in social. |
| 14:12.29 | russellb | just pretend. |
| 14:13.13 | leifmadsen | I choose not to |
| 14:15.56 | leifmadsen | In our second block of code, we've also shown how you could use the <literal |
| 14:15.56 | leifmadsen | >GotoIfTime()</literal |
| 14:15.56 | leifmadsen | > to call IT staff on the weekends (Saturday and Sunday, any time of the day). Normally people would call the extension 100, and if it is Monday to Friday, then they would be directed to the SIP device registered to <literal |
| 14:15.56 | leifmadsen | >[itstaff]</literal |
| 14:15.57 | leifmadsen | > in <filename |
| 14:15.59 | leifmadsen | >sip.conf</filename |
| 14:16.03 | leifmadsen | >. Of course, since the people reading and implementing this probably are IT staff, there is a good chance you will alter this to call at hours which are more sane. |
| 14:22.58 | Alric | Shut the state down... |
| 14:25.35 | Alric | We got an inch of snow/ice. Schools and businesses everywhere are closed. |
| 14:31.35 | russellb | Alric: which state? |
| 14:31.54 | Alric | Texas |
| 14:32.13 | russellb | yup, same crap happens here (AL) and back in SC |
| 14:33.40 | Alric | I live about 4 miles from work though. So there isn't much excuse to not show up |
| 14:33.52 | Alric | I could technically walk the thing and only be an hour late or so. |
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| 18:46.32 | Alric | Well, the ice has officially affected me. |
| 18:46.58 | Alric | All the restaurants I was going to go to were closed. When I got back to work, the key swipe entry card thing was frozen over :D |
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| 19:57.53 | ctooley | Where are you at again Alric? |
| 19:58.12 | Alric | Dallas area of Texas |
| 19:58.46 | ctooley | That's right. That storm's on it's way up through our area now. We're in the middle of switching back and forth between freezing rain and blizzard. |
| 19:59.26 | Alric | The roads are a mixture of ice, slush and water. Tonight its supposed to be 9 degrees. I don't think the roads will be nice tomorrow. |
| 19:59.48 | Alric | No evidence of sand on the roads. City must be asleep. |
| 20:00.05 | ctooley | My company sent us all home at noon yesterday when the ice started and we're working from home today and tomorrow. |
| 20:00.27 | Alric | We could go home. |
| 20:00.35 | Alric | But it would be uncomped leave. |
| 20:00.41 | Alric | So most everyone is in today. |