| 00:02.35 | Samot | That must have been my phone, I was out for a bit. |
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| 00:06.33 | Zombie | Oh. |
| 00:10.34 | Samot | Also, fix your dialplan. There's a clear mistake. |
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| 01:14.43 | Zombie | Samot, What clear mistake? |
| 01:15.38 | Samot | Look at the dialplan you posted again. |
| 01:15.44 | Samot | The error is very clear. |
| 01:20.45 | Zombie | A hint please. |
| 01:21.20 | Samot | It's like 10 lines of dialplan |
| 01:21.32 | Samot | You really need to learn |
| 01:22.09 | Zombie | ... |
| 01:22.32 | Zombie | I have been. |
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| 01:25.33 | Samot | You have a line of bad dialplan and the error is clear. |
| 01:26.04 | drmessano | Hint2? |
| 01:26.23 | Samot | Anything else gives it away |
| 01:27.20 | Zombie | You know what. I'm about to crack. |
| 01:27.30 | Zombie | I have a shift in thirty minute/ |
| 01:27.30 | Samot | Why? |
| 01:27.39 | Zombie | minutes I have to go work. |
| 01:27.44 | Samot | Ok |
| 01:27.57 | Samot | It will be there when you get back |
| 01:28.24 | Zombie | This is like the floppy cable problem of 2003 all over. |
| 01:28.52 | drmessano | O.o |
| 01:28.59 | Samot | It was a year long problem? |
| 01:29.06 | Zombie | No... no... |
| 01:29.26 | drmessano | You have a floppy drive in 2003? |
| 01:29.30 | drmessano | had* |
| 01:29.47 | Zombie | Back in 2003, I was working on hardware repairs of some desktop PCs. |
| 01:29.57 | drmessano | I don't believe you |
| 01:30.00 | Zombie | like 20 of them |
| 01:30.04 | drmessano | I don't believe you |
| 01:30.09 | Zombie | Okay why? |
| 01:30.21 | drmessano | Wait |
| 01:30.27 | drmessano | Did it take like 7 months to do? |
| 01:30.32 | drmessano | Then, maybe |
| 01:30.48 | Zombie | Out of this set of 20, there was this one machine that would not post, it wouldn't even start. |
| 01:31.13 | drmessano | I believe that |
| 01:31.30 | Zombie | Like the PSU Fan wouldn't even spin. |
| 01:31.43 | Zombie | Tested the PSU? nothing. |
| 01:31.51 | Zombie | PSU was fine. |
| 01:32.24 | Zombie | (at the point of the motherboard rails.) |
| 01:32.40 | Zombie | Pulled out expansion cards, again, it was fine. |
| 01:33.11 | drmessano | Let me guess, you were using chan_sip |
| 01:33.11 | Zombie | You know what it turned out to be? |
| 01:33.19 | drmessano | Power switch |
| 01:33.21 | Samot | What's that? |
| 01:33.23 | Zombie | No. |
| 01:33.25 | drmessano | Power outage |
| 01:33.37 | drmessano | Penis stuck in cupholder? |
| 01:34.10 | drmessano | If I had to guess |
| 01:34.14 | drmessano | Bad floppy cable |
| 01:34.14 | Zombie | On one of the floppy drives, someone inserted one of the Mini Molex connector. one pin off. |
| 01:34.34 | Zombie | causing an open short. |
| 01:34.43 | drmessano | An open short? |
| 01:34.46 | drmessano | No such thing |
| 01:34.48 | Samot | So a cable was seated wrong |
| 01:36.27 | drmessano | A "short" is a short-circuit |
| 01:36.45 | Zombie | Yes. |
| 01:36.49 | drmessano | An "open" is typically a circuit that is not connected that one would expect to be connected |
| 01:36.53 | Zombie | Thats what this feels like. |
| 01:37.00 | drmessano | There is no such thing as an "open short" |
| 01:39.14 | Samot | Ok |
| 01:39.26 | Samot | I said there was a BAD LINE |
| 01:39.48 | drmessano | https://www.dummies.com/programming/electronics/components/closed-open-and-short-circuits/ |
| 01:40.00 | Samot | You are telling me that looking lineby fing line you can't see the issue? |
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| 01:50.53 | Zombie | I've run out of time. |
| 01:54.12 | drmessano | RIP |
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| 06:36.25 | Zombie | exten => _+1NXXNXXXXXX,n,GotoIf($[${HANGUPCAUSE} = 1]?i,1) |
| 06:36.38 | Zombie | I found an extra whitespace in this line. |
| 06:39.10 | Zombie | _*98!,1,ExecIF($[${LEN(${EXTEN})} > 3]?VoiceMailMain(${EXTEN:3}@default):VoiceMailMain(${CALLERID(num)}@default)) |
| 06:39.30 | Zombie | This displays the following warning. |
| 06:40.14 | Zombie | [2020-07-22 02:38:46] WARNING[25058]: config.c:2036 process_text_line: No '=' (equal sign) in line 712 of /etc/asterisk/extensions.conf |
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| 12:52.40 | Zombie | Hey folks. |
| 12:52.52 | Zombie | I I have bad news. |
| 12:53.11 | Zombie | I made a mistake that reverted my configuration to an earlier state, |
| 12:55.34 | Samot | How earlier of a state? |
| 13:02.30 | Samot | Well? |
| 13:02.33 | Samot | Zombie: Come on. |
| 13:03.13 | Zombie | My one way NAT audio problems are back. |
| 13:03.42 | Zombie | because of the roll back to the earlier pjsip.conf |
| 13:03.54 | Zombie | I've put a bunch of my NAT Settings back. |
| 13:04.02 | Zombie | but it isn't fixing it. |
| 13:04.20 | Zombie | Nothing has been done to the NAT related rules. |
| 13:04.42 | Samot | How did this happen? |
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| 13:10.33 | Zombie | I listened to my Cousin, trying to solve an unrelated problem. |
| 13:10.44 | Zombie | That's always a gamble. |
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| 13:11.06 | Zombie | I have a Cousin who has setup an older Asterisk server. |
| 13:11.55 | Samot | What did you do? Copy an old file back over? |
| 13:12.06 | Samot | Just show what you have now. All of it. |
| 13:12.11 | Samot | In pjsip.conf |
| 13:12.31 | Samot | And seriously, don't take forever. |
| 13:15.50 | drmessano | Hahahaha |
| 13:16.14 | Samot | Laugh it up, fuzzball. |
| 13:16.42 | drmessano | No, I am |
| 13:17.17 | drmessano | I don't think he has any intention to ever finish |
| 13:17.24 | Zombie | Alright. |
| 13:17.27 | drmessano | He's just doing this for attention |
| 13:17.27 | Zombie | Hold on. |
| 13:17.33 | Zombie | No, I'm not. |
| 13:17.57 | drmessano | No one just reverts their whole pjsip config back, breaks everything daily |
| 13:17.58 | Zombie | Trust me there are many more entertaining things I could be doing. |
| 13:17.58 | Samot | Just show what I requested. |
| 13:18.02 | Samot | Just show what I requested. |
| 13:18.15 | Zombie | Doinng so. |
| 13:19.03 | drmessano | Reverted his pjsip config because his dialplan was broken |
| 13:19.21 | drmessano | One line of it |
| 13:19.27 | drmessano | Nothing to do with PJSIP |
| 13:19.42 | drmessano | Dude just wants attention |
| 13:23.50 | Zombie | https://pastebin.com/YAxait35 |
| 13:24.10 | Zombie | It was more a mistaken autocomplete thing. |
| 13:27.10 | Samot | JFC. |
| 13:27.42 | Samot | I thought you were using DDNS for the external details? |
| 13:29.49 | Zombie | I am. |
| 13:30.16 | Zombie | I changed my exterior DDNS name to <Public IP> |
| 13:30.26 | Zombie | but trust me, the FQDN is there. |
| 13:30.45 | Samot | And is it resolving to the right IP? |
| 13:30.52 | Zombie | Yes. |
| 13:31.10 | Zombie | My DD-WRT router sends a zone update. |
| 13:31.20 | Samot | Why did you even touch this? |
| 13:31.39 | Zombie | It genuinely was an accident. |
| 13:31.45 | Samot | No, it can't be. |
| 13:31.51 | Samot | You had a dialplan issue. |
| 13:32.02 | Samot | Nothing was once said about touching pjsip.conf |
| 13:32.27 | Samot | You said you listened to your cousin and now things are broken because you reverted your pjsip.conf file. |
| 13:32.33 | Samot | That wasn't a mistake. |
| 13:32.44 | Zombie | Thats what I was working on, when my Cousin suggested that I change the context to from-internal. |
| 13:32.55 | Samot | I suggested that yesterday. |
| 13:32.55 | drmessano | heh |
| 13:33.03 | Samot | I told you to update your contexts. |
| 13:33.07 | Zombie | I did that, and it made everything stop working. |
| 13:33.09 | Samot | You said you did. |
| 13:33.13 | Samot | JFC. |
| 13:33.18 | Samot | Because YOU HAD BAD DIALPLAN |
| 13:33.30 | Zombie | I wanted to roll back the change, but I rolled back the wrong backup. |
| 13:33.44 | Zombie | I made a mistake! |
| 13:33.51 | drmessano | Right |
| 13:34.05 | Samot | So where's the right backup? |
| 13:34.22 | Samot | Where is a more current backup? |
| 13:34.27 | Zombie | I couldn't find it. I spent hours trying to get the right one. |
| 13:34.36 | Samot | fml. |
| 13:34.39 | Samot | OK. |
| 13:34.50 | Samot | You need to learn how to do things properly. |
| 13:35.01 | Samot | This copy and paste and getting as far as you need, it's working. |
| 13:35.07 | Samot | ++not |
| 13:36.23 | Zombie | I re-wrote what you see from memory and doc references. |
| 13:36.41 | Samot | It's the sample file with some stuff added. |
| 13:37.02 | Samot | At best all your extensions are based on the ranges in the sample file. |
| 13:37.50 | Zombie | ... I don't waant to start over. |
| 13:38.28 | drmessano | You just did |
| 13:38.38 | Samot | Honestly, you were told to get a regular service. |
| 13:38.48 | Samot | you were told to get a digital fax service |
| 13:39.00 | Samot | You thumbed your nose at that and said "DIY!!!" |
| 13:39.19 | Samot | It's been like 4 months. We're still handling things like it was the first week. |
| 13:39.21 | drmessano | I'm gonna be completely honest here |
| 13:39.33 | Samot | We've spent a lot of our time helping you, your ISP gave you things too. |
| 13:39.40 | drmessano | Zombie: You do not possess the technical skills to build and maintain this |
| 13:39.44 | Samot | You've failed to retain or learn anything. |
| 13:39.44 | drmessano | So get something hosted |
| 13:40.00 | drmessano | If this was any other channel, they would have banned you |
| 13:41.21 | drmessano | Honestly, most places would have tons of patience, then suggested something pay/hosted, then asked you to leave after 4 months |
| 13:41.25 | drmessano | or long before |
| 13:41.46 | Zombie | I'm not going to give up on this. |
| 13:41.54 | drmessano | You need something like VoIP.MS where you can create a "virtual PBX" |
| 13:42.11 | drmessano | register your couple phones |
| 13:42.17 | Zombie | look, I'm not changing course. |
| 13:42.20 | drmessano | Route calls in a basic way |
| 13:42.22 | drmessano | Done |
| 13:42.24 | Samot | OK. |
| 13:42.31 | drmessano | Look, you have no fucking clue what you are doing |
| 13:42.49 | drmessano | and you keep destroying everything, daily |
| 13:42.55 | drmessano | Time to move on |
| 13:43.13 | drmessano | Pay someone $100 to do this simple shit setup for you |
| 13:43.19 | drmessano | or get hosted |
| 13:45.23 | Zombie | If you had told me, yesterday, what I needed to know, maybe this could have been avoided. |
| 13:45.36 | Samot | I told you what you needed to know |
| 13:45.42 | Samot | You had a single line of bad dialplan. |
| 13:45.49 | Samot | It was obvious. |
| 13:46.05 | Zombie | I fixed a bad Dialplan entry last night, |
| 13:46.05 | Samot | After 4 months of DIYing this, you should have been able to catch a basic error. |
| 13:46.07 | drmessano | It was one line of dialplan |
| 13:46.20 | Zombie | Why did you not say wahat it was at the time. |
| 13:46.28 | Samot | Because you needed to find it on your OWN |
| 13:46.37 | drmessano | Are you really asking him why he didn't just TELL you what to fix? |
| 13:46.38 | Samot | Not have someone tell you every little thing. |
| 13:46.39 | drmessano | Paste it to you? |
| 13:46.50 | drmessano | You are a help vampire |
| 13:47.38 | drmessano | http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/ |
| 13:50.05 | drmessano | onsip and voip.ms are two places where you can create extensions, add DIDs and route calls |
| 13:50.17 | Zombie | I'm not doing that. |
| 13:50.21 | drmessano | I think you pay a small monthly for voicemail |
| 13:51.06 | drmessano | You don't possess the critical thinking needed to set this up |
| 13:53.00 | drmessano | it's not difficult, but you have zero ability to take an example and turn that into a learning experience. You've repeatedly demonstrated that turning "Ok, this is how to set x up, now change y and you can use that for the rest" into a working config escapes you. |
| 13:53.07 | drmessano | Everything is "Ok, now what" |
| 13:53.10 | drmessano | 'ok, now what" |
| 13:53.25 | drmessano | I'm sorry, but this isn't your wheelhouse |
| 13:53.25 | Samot | "and theeen..." |
| 13:54.08 | drmessano | JFC man, you can barely take "6000" and make a copy for "6001" without leaving some random 6000 in the paste and having it not work |
| 13:54.18 | Zombie | ... |
| 13:54.32 | drmessano | Then 2 days later "Oh I changed 6000 to 6001 in 3 places but missed one" |
| 13:54.33 | Zombie | In another time and place this would be funny. |
| 13:54.37 | drmessano | or you revert |
| 13:54.50 | drmessano | Im not trying to be humorous |
| 13:54.55 | drmessano | I've watched it all |
| 13:55.31 | drmessano | Dude, you couldn't even catch a missing exten => in ONE LINE... ONE LINE.. of a dialplan that fits on a half page of text |
| 13:55.41 | drmessano | it was STARING AT YOU |
| 13:55.51 | drmessano | amongst what, 15 lines of dialplan or so? |
| 13:56.06 | drmessano | half of them being your timeout extension |
| 13:56.24 | drmessano | This is outside the scope of your abilities |
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| 13:57.55 | drmessano | I honestly don't think you know how these pieces work |
| 13:58.04 | drmessano | You just copy and paste things and hope they do |
| 13:59.03 | drmessano | and.. you have someone like samot dedicating DAYS of his time to you, and even when he gives a recommendation like finding a proper ITSP |
| 13:59.13 | drmessano | Samot RUNS voip providers |
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| 13:59.52 | drmessano | and you get some cobbled together SIP account fro your good-ole-boy community ISP |
| 14:00.05 | drmessano | Could have signed up with flowroute in 10 mins |
| 14:00.24 | drmessano | "Im not doing that" |
| 14:00.50 | drmessano | 09:50:18 <Zombie> I'm not doing that. <-- I've seen that WAY too many times for someone who is open to learning |
| 14:01.24 | drmessano | "This is what I want, how I want it, now show me what to do and I will be back in 4 hours" |
| 14:01.31 | drmessano | That's how I will remember you |
| 14:01.57 | drmessano | But by all means, spend another 4 months fixing your broken pjsip config |
| 14:03.21 | drmessano | I have to go take a cat to the vet. I'm assuming when I leave, you'll reply "Ok, if we're done, can we get back to my pjsip problem".. Because that's what I expect from you from 4 months of reading scroll |
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| 14:39.59 | Zombie | I feel really insulted. |
| 14:43.12 | drmessano | Of course you do.. because it's easier to be offended than to accept this is over your head and take the suggestions being offered |
| 14:44.06 | drmessano | But since this is 2020, and everything requires a safe space |
| 14:44.40 | drmessano | Samot should feel insulted that he's basically an expert and you've been challenging him for months, not following his suggestions one minute, begging for a cut/paste the next |
| 14:45.00 | drmessano | Didn't take his advice for acquiring a provider because you wanted to do this your own way |
| 14:45.42 | drmessano | Wasted days of his time on one piece of config, next minute blow it away |
| 14:46.03 | drmessano | It took you what, 2 months of my screaming STOP USING USERS.CONF before you did |
| 14:46.18 | drmessano | So we're all just dumbasses? |
| 14:46.33 | drmessano | You know what's needed more than we do? |
| 14:47.27 | drmessano | To answer that question, simply ask yourself... Has Samot ever told you to do something and you've replied with "But..." |
| 14:47.58 | drmessano | Your config, from every paste i've seen, is 10 minutes work |
| 14:48.38 | drmessano | Didn't even have a proper backup of your pjsip config |
| 14:49.52 | drmessano | I keep my configs in a git repo.. But before that, I at least copied them to a .bak either after I just learned how to fix something, or before I started to make a change that I wasn't confident I could revert |
| 14:50.41 | drmessano | This accident should be a defining moment for you. Time to find some place to do this hosted |
| 14:50.52 | igcewieling | I totally agree with most of what drmessano said. |
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| 14:52.46 | drmessano | 02:39:10 <Zombie> _*98!,1,ExecIF($[${LEN(${EXTEN})} > 3]?VoiceMailMain(${EXTEN:3}@default):VoiceMailMain(${CALLERID(num)}@default)) |
| 14:52.46 | drmessano | 02:39:30 <Zombie> This displays the following warning. |
| 14:52.46 | drmessano | 02:40:15 <Zombie> [2020-07-22 02:38:46] WARNING[25058]: config.c:2036 process_text_line: No '=' (equal sign) in line 712 of /etc/asterisk/extensions.conf |
| 14:52.57 | drmessano | You missed the ENTIRE exten => |
| 14:53.42 | seanbright | drmessano: hope your cat is doing ok |
| 14:53.53 | drmessano | Not sure ye |
| 14:53.55 | drmessano | Not sure yet |
| 14:53.58 | drmessano | But thanks |
| 14:54.18 | seanbright | one of ours has chronic diarrhea which has been fun to deal with |
| 14:54.26 | drmessano | Oh god |
| 14:54.27 | seanbright | been working with the vet for months on a resolution |
| 14:55.35 | drmessano | I have an 11-year-old diabetic diagnosed 4 months ago, and a 14-year-old that *we think* didn't adjust to use moving from "community, fill the bowl with dry food every day" eating to fixed meal times and wet food |
| 14:55.41 | drmessano | us* |
| 14:55.50 | drmessano | So she's been not eating and dehydrated. |
| 14:56.25 | seanbright | fixed meal times? so lucky |
| 14:56.40 | seanbright | we are really bad at ignoring the cat at 3am |
| 14:56.52 | seanbright | well... my wife is (i hope she never reads these IRC logs) |
| 14:56.58 | seanbright | (love you honey) |
| 14:57.22 | drmessano | Her Kidney levels were elevated, and her teeth aren't great, so we had to get THAT fixed, get her hydrated, eating, and then dental.. Only $900 later |
| 14:57.27 | drmessano | hahahaha I understand |
| 14:57.46 | seanbright | they did dental on a 14 year old? that's interesting |
| 14:57.57 | seanbright | i thought the risk of putting them out was too high for older cats |
| 14:58.06 | drmessano | We had WEEKS of them waking us at 4am trying to get into food boxes |
| 14:58.21 | seanbright | /join #catserisk |
| 14:59.02 | drmessano | Well, we haven't done it YET. The doctor said she's open to it. We just need to get to where we are happy with her kidney levels and they said they would do it. Otherwise she's just gonna starve herself again |
| 14:59.23 | drmessano | ..and at this point, as of Saturday, her kidneys were good. |
| 14:59.50 | seanbright | our 11 year old (the one with diarrhea) had bad teeth too, but she is not averse to eating |
| 15:00.09 | seanbright | they've done every check under the sun and everything is fine or just ever so slightly elevated |
| 15:00.20 | drmessano | But yes, getting 10+ year old cats (3 of them) to move from dry food 24/7 pigouts to twice a day wet food was like trying to get RMS to switch to Windows |
| 15:00.51 | drmessano | IM LITERALLY DYING OF HUNGER |
| 15:01.01 | drmessano | ITS BEEN 6 HOURS ZOMMMMMGGGGGG |
| 15:01.06 | seanbright | haha, yeah |
| 15:01.08 | seanbright | i hear that |
| 15:01.55 | drmessano | Is the diarrhea just when he/she uses the potty, or all over the house? |
| 15:02.02 | seanbright | the former |
| 15:02.06 | seanbright | she has control of it thank god |
| 15:02.10 | drmessano | Thank god |
| 15:02.12 | seanbright | yes |
| 15:03.03 | drmessano | I've dealt with where they leave small deposits all over due to lack of control |
| 15:03.13 | seanbright | yeah, same |
| 15:03.32 | seanbright | "congrats! you're an outside cat now!" |
| 15:03.33 | seanbright | heh |
| 15:03.36 | drmessano | Had to buy a baby fence for an elderly cat (who was too old to jump) so I could lock her in a room, and allow the other cats to jump it |
| 15:03.54 | drmessano | and that room just became a toxic waste zone for week or so |
| 15:04.21 | drmessano | Poor baby just watched them jump in and out and couldn't go anywhere |
| 15:04.33 | drmessano | She died in March, during the lockdown |
| 15:04.45 | seanbright | sorry to hear that |
| 15:04.56 | drmessano | Have you had to deal with social distancing and the vet? |
| 15:05.00 | seanbright | oh yes |
| 15:05.09 | drmessano | So imagine this |
| 15:05.29 | seanbright | our younger cat (7yo) is scared to death of the vet, so having to hand him over in the parking lot was an experience for all of us |
| 15:05.47 | drmessano | Cat is near death.. like hours near.. crying, miserable, can barely move.. Call the 24/7 vet.. "We can bring her in, cath her, bring her outside, do it in the car, and it's $280" |
| 15:06.31 | seanbright | so awful |
| 15:06.49 | drmessano | Yeah, just vet VISITS are nuts now for them.. I couldn't deal with "kill my cat in the car", so I tried to make her comfortable and let her die with us |
| 15:06.55 | drmessano | Thankfully it was just hours |
| 15:07.16 | drmessano | But man, I feel for anyone having to deal with letting one go in the back seat of their car in a parking lot |
| 15:08.07 | seanbright | yeah. my in-law's had to put down their cat (i think he was 17 or 18) last summer and we were able to find a traveling vet that came to the house to do it |
| 15:08.24 | seanbright | i don't know if that is something they will still do during these weird times |
| 15:09.16 | seanbright | his name was dr. slaughter - like for real |
| 15:09.20 | drmessano | I feel like some enterprising so and so could come up with a good way to do electronic parking lot checkins for vets and make a killing. Mobile app and all |
| 15:09.27 | drmessano | hahah thats a great name |
| 15:09.38 | seanbright | 'make a killing'... |
| 15:09.40 | seanbright | i see what you did there |
| 15:09.51 | drmessano | lol |
| 15:10.32 | drmessano | For real though, I drive up to the vet, call in, get put on hold for 15 mins or so while they check out two other patients, take credit cards over the phone, etc. It's nuts |
| 15:10.47 | seanbright | yeah that's been our experience as well |
| 15:11.05 | drmessano | A nice app, drives a display inside.. everyone is queued up |
| 15:11.17 | drmessano | But noooo |
| 15:12.29 | drmessano | *for anyone reading this now, or in scrollback.. if you do this with Asterisk, I want a cut or I will call Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe and sue you into oblivion* |
| 15:13.36 | drmessano | The Speech to Text would be hilarious for translating pet names |
| 15:14.02 | drmessano | "Mr Chester Gigglefart Junior" popping up on the board |
| 15:14.12 | seanbright | lol |
| 15:14.38 | drmessano | and of course, the late "Doctor Slaughter" |
| 15:15.05 | drmessano | I would use that |
| 15:15.47 | drmessano | You would have to validate it against the patient database, or else it would just take anything |
| 15:15.50 | drmessano | That would be rough |
| 15:16.09 | seanbright | sounds like a lot of 'work' |
| 15:16.15 | seanbright | that's a hard pass from me |
| 15:19.03 | drmessano | Most of the 14-year-olds visits have been "walk ins" because they don't eat up actual appointment slots for a vet tech administering 20 mins worth of IV fluid, I have just been dropping her off and coming back. My office is like a 2 minute walk from the vet, so I can drive her, pick up packages or whatever, and head back into the field |
| 15:19.11 | drmessano | We're still shut down, TFN |
| 15:20.39 | Samot | No masks required either. |
| 15:20.44 | Samot | That's fun. |
| 15:21.05 | Zombie | I'm putting away Groceries, then I'm going to get back to work on this, |
| 15:21.21 | Zombie | and I did figure out the Equals sign thing. |
| 15:21.21 | drmessano | I wear mine at the office, since we're in leased space with other tenants |
| 15:21.23 | Zombie | OK? |
| 15:22.08 | Samot | Zombie: Understand that when you "get back to work on this" that means no asking me for help. |
| 15:22.27 | Zombie | I know. |
| 15:22.45 | Zombie | I'm very angry and upset and keeping that to myself. |
| 15:23.19 | Samot | I'm not sure why you would be very angry and upset, unless it is at yourself. |
| 15:32.17 | Zombie | I am upset with myself plenty. |
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| 16:01.21 | qakhan | Hi all, i have one way voice on outbound calls. here my sip debug. https://pastebin.com/iRhDxvqB |
| 16:02.04 | qakhan | there is no problem with inbound calls. |
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| 16:02.45 | qakhan | i am trying to setup Fortinet firewall between internet users and asterisk |
| 16:03.27 | qakhan | FW policy is allowing outbound traffic |
| 16:04.17 | qakhan | agent make outbound call, he cannot hear callee but callee can hear agent |
| 16:19.22 | jkroon | qakhan, obviously you have a firewall problem. first things first. no idea what fortinet calls it, but switch off the SIP-ALG handler. |
| 16:19.46 | jkroon | then open the RTP ports for "inbound" to asterisk from world. udp. |
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| 17:00.39 | Zombie | exten => _*98!,1,ExecIF($[${LEN(${EXTEN})} > 3]?VoiceMailMain(${EXTEN:3}@default):VoiceMailMain(${CALLERID(num)}@default)) |
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| 18:00.48 | obrut | hmm... I just digged through some boxes with random stuff and found X100P FXO PCI card :) did not use it since provider switched everyone to IMS |
| 18:05.28 | jsmith | obrut: It's a classic! |
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| 18:47.13 | qakhan | jkroon SIP-ALG is disabled and 5060 and 10000-20000 UDP ports are also allowed |
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| 19:23.07 | igcewieling | Apparently the Vitelity and Voyant names are going away and will do business under their parent company name Intellequent. |
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| 23:11.39 | Zombie | I've re-written my Dialplan extensions.conf and pjsip.conf |
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