| 01:06.54 | *** join/#botpark Malyce (n=iamtanma@deimos.jacobs-university.de) |
| 01:07.08 | Malyce | ~hello |
| 01:07.09 | purl | Howdy Bub |
| 01:07.20 | Malyce | ~where is ibot |
| 01:07.21 | purl | It's me |
| 01:07.28 | Malyce | ~you are ibot ? |
| 01:07.30 | purl | I think you lost me on that one, Malyce |
| 01:07.39 | Malyce | ~not bad |
| 01:07.41 | purl | goodgood |
| 01:07.49 | Malyce | ~you are cool |
| 01:07.49 | purl | Malyce: what are you talking about? |
| 01:07.55 | Malyce | ~nothing |
| 01:07.56 | purl | i guess nothing is something |
| 01:08.01 | Malyce | ~it sure is |
| 01:08.02 | purl | So we want to be stupid, right, sure is ? Fine, pushups, right now. OK, side straddle hops, right now. OK, run in place, right now. I didn't say stop! |
| 01:08.18 | Malyce | ~neither did i |
| 01:08.45 | Malyce | ~helo |
| 01:08.45 | purl | helo is probably the first command issued during smtp |
| 01:08.50 | Malyce | ~hello |
| 01:08.51 | purl | Howdy Bub |
| 01:08.54 | Malyce | ~helllo |
| 01:08.57 | Malyce | ~hell |
| 01:08.59 | Malyce | ~yell |
| 01:09.00 | purl | AAAAAAAAAAAARG! |
| 01:09.01 | Malyce | ~bell |
| 01:09.02 | purl | bell is probably "xset b off" in X, or "setterm -blength 0" in console |
| 01:09.13 | Malyce | ~tell me about yourself |
| 01:09.19 | Malyce | ~who are you ? |
| 01:09.20 | purl | Malyce: I think you lost me on that one |
| 01:09.33 | Malyce | ~who are you ? |
| 01:09.35 | purl | Malyce: what are you talking about? |
| 01:09.44 | Malyce | ~who are you ? |
| 01:09.46 | purl | Malyce: what are you talking about? |
| 01:09.54 | Malyce | ~who are you ? |
| 01:09.56 | purl | I think you lost me on that one, Malyce |
| 01:09.58 | Malyce | ~huh |
| 01:09.59 | purl | Welcome to ICQ. |
| 01:10.17 | Malyce | ~man you are so slow |
| 01:10.18 | purl | No manual entry for you are so slow |
| 01:10.44 | Malyce | ~ICQ |
| 01:10.45 | purl | i heard icq is a popular internet messaging program at http://www.icq.com. For linux clients, check out http://www.portup.com/~gyandl/icq/ or IRC for idiots., but see ip_masq_icq, but Get licq. http://www.licq.org/ it's the best iCQ clone in fire_hawk's humble opinion., or [see gabber] |
| 01:11.31 | Malyce | ~gabber |
| 01:11.32 | purl | hmm... gabber is gabber.sourceforge.net, or for Debian packages deb http://eliot.landrum.cx/packages unstable main (woody) also stable main (potato), or a gtk-based jabber client, or these fiels are apt-gettable |
| 01:11.40 | Malyce | ~fire_hawk |
| 01:11.41 | purl | i guess fire_hawk is a geek. |
| 01:11.50 | Malyce | ~Malyce |
| 01:11.50 | purl | somebody said malyce was very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 01:11.58 | Malyce | ~MaAyce |
| 01:12.13 | Malyce | ~Bebop |
| 01:12.42 | Malyce | ~Bebop is nice |
| 01:12.43 | purl | okay, Malyce |
| 01:12.49 | Malyce | ~Bebop |
| 01:12.50 | purl | i guess bebop is nice |
| 01:13.30 | Malyce | ~Malyce is the great and powerful ruler who rule with a cardboard fist |
| 01:13.31 | purl | ...but malyce is already something else... |
| 01:13.39 | Malyce | ~Malyce |
| 01:13.40 | purl | i heard malyce is very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 01:13.43 | Malyce | ~Malyce is the great and powerful ruler who rule with a cardboard fist |
| 01:13.44 | purl | ...but malyce is already something else... |
| 01:13.51 | Malyce | ~No, Malyce is the great and powerful ruler who rule with a cardboard fist |
| 01:14.11 | Malyce | ~Malyce |
| 01:14.12 | purl | extra, extra, read all about it, malyce is very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 01:14.21 | Malyce | ~Malyce |
| 01:14.22 | purl | it has been said that malyce is very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 01:14.37 | Malyce | ~yukon_bob |
| 01:14.46 | Malyce | ~brl_cad |
| 01:14.52 | Malyce | ~brlcad |
| 01:14.53 | purl | methinks brlcad is like a learner wrapped in tofu best served chilled |
| 01:15.16 | Malyce | ~Malyce |
| 01:15.17 | purl | extra, extra, read all about it, malyce is very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 01:15.21 | Malyce | ~brlcad |
| 01:15.22 | purl | from memory, brlcad is like a learner wrapped in tofu best served chilled |
| 01:15.41 | Malyce | ~ibot |
| 01:15.42 | purl | It's me |
| 01:15.57 | Malyce | ~who is ibot |
| 01:15.57 | purl | It's me |
| 01:16.01 | Malyce | ~who is ibot ? |
| 01:16.02 | purl | It's me |
| 01:16.19 | Malyce | ~ibot is a really fun guy |
| 01:16.20 | purl | ACTION does... erm... I dunno... some bot stuff or something to is a really fun guy. |
| 01:16.32 | Malyce | ~who is ibot ? |
| 01:16.33 | purl | It's me |
| 01:16.36 | Malyce | ~ibot |
| 01:16.36 | purl | It's me |
| 01:16.47 | Malyce | ~ibot is a really fun guy who is also a bot |
| 01:16.48 | purl | ACTION does... erm... I dunno... some bot stuff or something to is a really fun guy who is also a bot. |
| 01:17.17 | Malyce | ~is ibot a really fun guy who is also a bot ? |
| 01:17.53 | Malyce | ~is malyce very very new to IRC, but learning quickly ? |
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| 01:34.48 | Malyce | ~bot |
| 01:34.49 | purl | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 01:35.00 | Malyce | ~abuse |
| 01:35.00 | purl | methinks abuse is http://www.rfc-ignorant.org/policy-abuse.php or RFC 2142 |
| 01:35.37 | Malyce | ~bot abuse |
| 01:35.38 | purl | ACTION huddles in the corner, whimpering 'please, please stop' |
| 01:35.46 | Malyce | ~? |
| 01:35.54 | Malyce | ~bot abuse |
| 01:35.55 | purl | ACTION huddles in the corner, whimpering 'please, please stop' |
| 01:36.01 | Malyce | ~bot abuse ? |
| 01:36.02 | purl | Leave me alone.. I feel abused and molested. |
| 01:36.07 | Malyce | ~bot abuse ?? |
| 01:36.08 | purl | Leave me alone.. I feel abused and molested. |
| 01:36.15 | Malyce | ~what is bot abuse ? |
| 01:36.16 | purl | Leave me alone.. I feel abused and molested. |
| 01:36.34 | Malyce | ~bot molest |
| 01:36.39 | Malyce | ~bot molest ? |
| 01:36.43 | Malyce | ~bot ? |
| 01:36.44 | purl | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 01:36.48 | Malyce | ~bot |
| 01:36.48 | purl | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 01:36.52 | Malyce | ~robot |
| 01:37.04 | Malyce | ~what's up ? |
| 01:37.05 | purl | Up is the direction away from the central point of gravity. |
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| 01:53.56 | Malyce | ~BS|Bot |
| 01:54.04 | Malyce | ~malyce |
| 01:54.05 | purl | well, malyce is very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 01:54.13 | Malyce | ~malyce change |
| 01:54.26 | Malyce | ~what are you ? |
| 01:54.27 | purl | I am a blootbot. For more info see <blootbot> |
| 01:54.37 | Malyce | ~who are you ? |
| 01:54.39 | purl | Malyce: what are you talking about? |
| 01:55.53 | Malyce | ~blootbot |
| 01:55.54 | purl | rumour has it, blootbot is an IRC bot written in perl descended from infobot. Hosted on SF. This project is now merged back into the main infobot project. See [infobot] |
| 01:56.06 | Malyce | ~infobot |
| 01:56.07 | purl | infobot is probably [infobot], or infobot, or likes abuse |
| 01:56.35 | Malyce | ~+ |
| 01:56.41 | Malyce | ~purl |
| 01:56.42 | purl | ACTION coughs up a hairball |
| 01:56.47 | Malyce | ~coughs |
| 01:56.54 | Malyce | ~hairball |
| 01:56.55 | purl | HECCCHHK! |
| 01:56.58 | Malyce | ~cat |
| 01:56.58 | purl | well, cat is officially used to concatenate files. cat is also used to display the contents of a file on screen. Syntax: cat (file1) (file2) ...(fileN) Where file1 through fileN are the files to display. Example: cat letters/from-mdw displays the file letters/from-mdw. or a clawed walking stomach that meows, or http://www.linux-on-line.net/downloads/fun/humorous-plus/beware_of_dogs.jpg |
| 01:57.06 | Malyce | ~kitty |
| 01:57.06 | purl | OMGKITTYCATMEWMEWMEWMEW |
| 01:57.55 | Malyce | ~pussy |
| 01:57.56 | purl | Read: malyce |
| 01:58.02 | Malyce | ~? |
| 01:58.08 | Malyce | ~abuse |
| 01:58.09 | purl | hmm... abuse is http://www.rfc-ignorant.org/policy-abuse.php or RFC 2142 |
| 01:58.16 | Malyce | ~bot abuse |
| 01:58.17 | purl | Leave me alone.. I feel abused and molested. |
| 01:58.23 | Malyce | ~botabuse |
| 01:58.24 | purl | hmm... botabuse is fun |
| 01:58.32 | Malyce | ~bot-abuse |
| 01:58.45 | Malyce | ~pussy |
| 01:58.46 | purl | Read: malyce |
| 01:58.56 | Malyce | ~mew |
| 01:58.57 | purl | A MIME mail reader for Emacs/XEmacs. URL: http://www.mew.org/ |
| 01:59.00 | Malyce | ~omg |
| 01:59.01 | purl | from memory, omg is what ppl say when they see a printed copy of the CORBA specs. "OMG! IT'S HUGE!". Oh My God |
| 01:59.14 | Malyce | ~LOL |
| 01:59.15 | purl | rumour has it, lol is stands for Laughing Out Loud. It is grammatically incorrect to use LOL in the first person; use 'heh' or 'haha' instead. If you want to use LOL, do '/me lol' instead. |
| 01:59.28 | Malyce | ~/me lol |
| 01:59.37 | Malyce | ~me lol |
| 01:59.38 | purl | moi? |
| 01:59.42 | Malyce | ~moi |
| 01:59.48 | Malyce | ~lawl |
| 01:59.49 | purl | somebody said lawl was the sound of someone who has been on IRC too much. see also: roffle. |
| 01:59.56 | Malyce | ~kewl |
| 01:59.57 | purl | i heard kewl is zwampy |
| 02:00.02 | Malyce | ~cool |
| 02:00.03 | purl | from memory, cool is there, there, everything is going to fix out |
| 02:00.09 | Malyce | ~zwampy |
| 02:00.10 | purl | [zwampy] gay |
| 02:00.16 | Malyce | ~gay |
| 02:00.17 | purl | No, YOU'RE gay. |
| 02:00.22 | Malyce | ~gaaay |
| 02:00.29 | Malyce | ~you |
| 02:00.30 | purl | ACTION coughs up a hairball |
| 02:00.37 | Malyce | ~hairball |
| 02:00.38 | purl | HECCCHHK! |
| 02:00.46 | Malyce | ~Heccchhk! |
| 02:00.52 | Malyce | ~malyce |
| 02:00.53 | purl | well, malyce is very very new to IRC, but learning quickly |
| 02:00.59 | Malyce | ~malyce is |
| 02:01.02 | Malyce | ~malyce is |
| 02:01.07 | Malyce | ~malyce is something |
| 02:01.08 | purl | ...but malyce is already something else... |
| 02:01.17 | Malyce | ~purl is something |
| 02:01.23 | Malyce | ~purl is gay |
| 02:01.47 | Malyce | ~abuse |
| 02:01.47 | purl | i heard abuse is http://www.rfc-ignorant.org/policy-abuse.php or RFC 2142 |
| 02:01.51 | Malyce | ~abuse bot |
| 02:01.52 | purl | ACTION smacks bot across the face. "Take that, sucker!" |
| 02:02.01 | Malyce | ~abuse purl |
| 02:02.01 | purl | ACTION smacks purl across the face. "Take that, sucker!" |
| 02:02.08 | Malyce | ~abuse malyce |
| 02:02.09 | purl | ACTION smacks malyce across the face. "Take that, sucker!" |
| 02:02.18 | Malyce | ~malyce abuse malyce |
| 02:02.24 | Malyce | ~bot abuse malyce |
| 02:02.29 | Malyce | ~purl abuse malyce |
| 02:02.30 | purl | ACTION smacks malyce across the face. "Take that, sucker!" |
| 02:02.37 | Malyce | ~purl abuse bots |
| 02:02.37 | purl | ACTION smacks bots across the face. "Take that, sucker!" |
| 02:02.42 | Malyce | ~purl kill bots |
| 02:02.43 | purl | ACTION shoots a ionized anti-neutrino gun at bots |
| 02:02.51 | Malyce | ~purl screw bots |
| 02:02.52 | purl | ACTION asks bots to bend over |
| 02:02.56 | Malyce | ~purl screws bots |
| 02:03.07 | Malyce | ~purl f**ks bots |
| 02:03.12 | Malyce | ~purl f*ks bots |
| 02:03.16 | Malyce | ~purl f**s bots |
| 02:03.20 | Malyce | ~purl fucks bots |
| 02:03.23 | Malyce | ~purl fuck bots |
| 02:03.33 | Malyce | ~purl fight bots |
| 02:03.34 | purl | ACTION laughs as bots reboots deimos.jacobs-university.de sending malyce into the aether |
| 02:03.51 | Malyce | ~purl love bots |
| 02:03.52 | purl | If you love bots so much, why don't you marry it? (oooooh) |
| 02:03.59 | Malyce | ~purl love malyce |
| 02:04.00 | purl | If you love malyce so much, why don't you marry it? (oooooh) |
| 02:04.08 | Malyce | ~purl hates bots |
| 02:04.13 | Malyce | ~purl hate bots |
| 02:04.14 | purl | Hey malyce, ,,|, |
| 02:04.30 | Malyce | ~purl angry bots |
| 02:04.37 | Malyce | ~purl like bots |
| 02:04.38 | purl | ACTION smooches bots on the forehead |
| 02:04.44 | Malyce | ~purl dislike bots |
| 02:04.53 | Malyce | ~purl happy |
| 02:04.53 | purl | malyce: you know that feeling you get when you don't like somebody, but they like you; well, you're not quite encouraging that feeling so go away from me! or at http://www-i2.informatik.rwth-aachen.de/Software/Haskell/ |
| 02:05.22 | Malyce | ~purl aachen |
| 02:05.34 | Malyce | ~rwth |
| 02:05.42 | Malyce | ~rwth-aachen |
| 02:05.47 | Malyce | ~TU |
| 02:05.48 | purl | from memory, tu is TheUnforgivens nick name |
| 02:05.50 | Malyce | ~TU aachen |
| 02:06.01 | Malyce | ~haskell |
| 02:06.02 | purl | well, haskell is a non-strict purely functional programming language, named after the logician Haskell B. Curry. A free implementation is in the hugs package. The language specification is in the haskell-doc package. See http://haskell.org for more info. or GHC is a free Haskell compiler. Ask me about it. Even more perlish than perl!, or very evil |
| 02:06.09 | Malyce | ~purl happy |
| 02:06.10 | purl | malyce: you know that feeling you get when you don't like somebody, but they like you; well, you're not quite encouraging that feeling so go away from me! or at http://www-i2.informatik.rwth-aachen.de/Software/Haskell/ |
| 02:06.13 | Malyce | ~purl unhappy |
| 02:06.17 | Malyce | ~purl angry |
| 02:06.18 | purl | blah |
| 02:06.21 | Malyce | ~purl sad |
| 02:06.22 | purl | ACTION looks at malyce 'I wonder why malyce looks so sad' |
| 02:06.31 | Malyce | ~purl distressed |
| 02:06.35 | Malyce | ~purl pissed |
| 02:06.36 | purl | Look you guys, I'm getting pretty damn pissed. I don't need to put up with this bot abuse!!!, or what happens after vast quantities of alcohol |
| 02:06.44 | Malyce | ~purl hangover |
| 02:06.45 | purl | [hangover] that feeling that you never ever want another drink again in your life. It usually lasts for two days when a friend suggests a trip down the pub |
| 02:06.56 | Malyce | ~purl drunk |
| 02:06.57 | purl | yay! |
| 02:07.03 | Malyce | ~purl getrunken |
| 02:07.10 | Malyce | ~purl idiot |
| 02:07.11 | purl | hmm... idiot is you |
| 02:07.14 | Malyce | ~purl dumb |
| 02:07.15 | purl | dumb? You must be a madman. |
| 02:07.18 | Malyce | ~purl moron |
| 02:07.19 | purl | i guess moron is someone that types long lines starting with "purl" |
| 02:07.26 | Malyce | ~purl funny |
| 02:07.27 | purl | teehee! |
| 02:07.31 | Malyce | ~purl stupid |
| 02:07.32 | purl | stupid is probably http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/bart.gif |
| 02:07.39 | Malyce | ~purl hilarious |
| 02:07.40 | purl | isn't it though... |
| 02:07.58 | Malyce | ~purl retard |
| 02:07.58 | purl | hmm... retard is slow again, from latin 'tardis', time |
| 02:08.04 | Malyce | ~purl fool |
| 02:08.05 | purl | According to Murphy's law, nothing is fool proof. Also, if you make anything even a fool can use, only fools will use it.. Moses |
| 02:08.16 | Malyce | ~purl birdbrain |
| 02:08.19 | Malyce | ~purl bird brain |
| 02:08.23 | Malyce | ~purl donkey |
| 02:08.24 | purl | I'm a flying donkey, a, talking, flying, donkey |
| 02:08.30 | Malyce | ~purl monkey |
| 02:08.31 | purl | This problem, like many others in the computer industry, can be solved by the application of monkeys. |
| 02:09.02 | Malyce | ~purl shit |
| 02:09.03 | purl | shit is probably feces |
| 02:09.06 | Malyce | ~purl shitty |
| 02:09.13 | Malyce | ~purl useless |
| 02:09.14 | purl | ACTION starts crying and hides from malyce in the darkest corner of the room. :( |
| 02:09.21 | Malyce | ~purl usedul |
| 02:09.25 | Malyce | ~purl useful |
| 02:09.34 | Malyce | ~purl awesome |
| 02:09.35 | purl | somebody said awesome was a synonym of cheese. |
| 02:09.41 | Malyce | ~purl great |
| 02:09.41 | purl | somebody said great was cool |
| 02:09.57 | Malyce | ~purl hip |
| 02:09.58 | purl | brac: hop |
| 02:10.04 | Malyce | ~purl brap |
| 02:10.04 | purl | BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! |
| 02:10.15 | Malyce | ~purl pudding |
| 02:10.21 | Malyce | ~purl lol |
| 02:10.22 | purl | from memory, lol is stands for Laughs Out Loud. It is grammatically incorrect to use LOL in the first person; use 'heh' or 'haha' instead. If you want to use LOL, do '/me lol' instead. |
| 02:10.28 | Malyce | ~purl lolol |
| 02:10.35 | Malyce | ~purl :D |
| 02:10.36 | purl | d is Soraya_'s unique version of the n disease. There is no cure. |
| 02:10.43 | Malyce | ~purl :) |
| 02:10.44 | purl | (: |
| 02:10.49 | Malyce | ~purl :( |
| 02:10.50 | purl | somebody said ( was feeling blue |
| 02:10.54 | Malyce | ~purl :P |
| 02:10.55 | purl | p is probably q and not q |
| 02:11.06 | Malyce | ~purl O.o |
| 02:11.13 | Malyce | ~purl purl |
| 02:11.14 | purl | ACTION purrs |
| 03:54.36 | simonrvn | Malyce: ok, that's enough |
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| 17:11.10 | *** topic/#botpark is Feel free to *test* (not *abuse*) your bots here. All bots welcome. COBOLbot anyone? || Conflicting bot triggers risk being +q'd || "^" -- ravenbird || "~" -- purl (#infobot) || ">" -- Ttech's bot || #supybot for supybot dev || #infobot for infobot/blootbot dev |
| 17:11.10 | *** mode/#botpark [+v purl] by ChanServ |
| 19:32.58 | duckinator | hi |
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| 19:47.14 | *** topic/#botpark is Feel free to *test* (not *abuse*) your bots here. All bots welcome. COBOLbot anyone? || Conflicting bot triggers risk being +q'd || "^" -- ravenbird || "~" -- purl (#infobot) || ">" -- Ttech's bot || #supybot for supybot dev || #infobot for infobot/blootbot dev |
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| 19:54.13 | *** topic/#botpark is Feel free to *test* (not *abuse*) your bots here. All bots welcome. COBOLbot anyone? || Conflicting bot triggers risk being +q'd || "^" -- ravenbird || "~" -- purl (#infobot) || ">" -- Ttech's bot || #supybot for supybot dev || #infobot for infobot/blootbot dev |
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| 23:52.02 | Malyce | ~bot |
| 23:52.03 | purl | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 23:52.09 | Malyce | ~simd |
| 23:52.09 | purl | from memory, simd is (Single Instruction Multiple Data) - performing the same instruction on different data, it saves having to reissue intructions for every piece of data, a form of parallel processing. |
