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| 12:39.52 | peterS | dpkg, find bin/traceroute |
| 12:39.59 | dpkg | Debian Search of 'bin/traceroute' (4 shown): (/usr/bin/traceroute.lbl) in net/traceroute ;; (/usr/sbin/traceroute6) in net/iputils-tracepath ;; (/usr/lib/remstats/bin/traceroute) in net/remstats-bintools ;; (/usr/bin/traceroute-nanog, /usr/sbin/traceroute-nanog) in net/traceroute-nanog. |
| 12:40.49 | Elrond | Yeah, it works for me now... |
| 12:41.03 | Elrond | I thought, one would need to identify with nickserv, but that didn't help either. |
| 12:41.10 | peterS | I guess dpkg must ignore you if it doesn't see you in at least one channel. |
| 12:41.39 | peterS | dpkg, info iputils-tracepath |
| 12:41.55 | dpkg | iputils-tracepath: (Tools to trace the network path to a remote host), section net, is optional. Version: 3:20020927-1 (sid), Packaged size: 24 kB, Installed size: 88 kB |
| 12:42.27 | Elrond | dpkg, find /usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so.4 stable |
| 12:42.41 | dpkg | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of '/usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so.4' returned no results. |
| 12:43.11 | Elrond | 13:42 *dpkg* Updating debian files... please wait. |
| 12:43.24 | peterS | yeah. note, dpkg also answers to the name "!" |
| 12:43.37 | peterS | and if it happens to be down, ravenbird answers to "@" |
| 12:43.41 | Elrond | !find /usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so.4 woody |
| 12:43.48 | dpkg | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of '/usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so.4' returned no results. |
| 12:43.59 | Elrond | !find /usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so.4 |
| 12:44.09 | dpkg | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of '/usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so.4' returned no results. |
| 12:44.24 | peterS | !find lib/libXpm.so |
| 12:44.31 | dpkg | Debian Search of 'lib/libXpm.so' (2 shown): (/usr/X11R6/lib/libXpm.so) in libdevel/xlibs-dev ;; (/usr/X11R6/lib/{libXpm.so.4|libXpm.so.4.11}) in libs/xlibs. |
| 12:44.47 | peterS | hmmm, I wonder how it missed that on your query |
| 12:45.21 | Elrond | A bug? |
| 12:45.22 | apt-br | bug e a referencia feita a uma falha sistemica, utilizada a decadas na informatica. No entanto, este "tipo de inseto" vivem hoje aos milhões em sistemas opracionais proprietarios, de qualidade muito duvidosa...8-) |
| 12:45.34 | peterS | heh |
| 12:46.00 | Elrond | apt-br - shut up |
| 12:46.01 | apt-br | Elrond: nao entendi... |
| 12:46.44 | peterS | other stupid bot tricks... |
| 12:47.00 | peterS | !nickometer thisISaStUpiD_N1k |
| 12:47.01 | dpkg | 'thisISaStUpiD_N1k' is 99.9641% lame, peters |
| 12:47.18 | Elrond | *giggle* |
| 12:47.26 | Elrond | !nickometer nixda |
| 12:47.48 | peterS | its algorithm mostly looks for case changes (upper->lower or lower->uppercase) and certain key words |
| 12:47.56 | Elrond | 13:47 *dpkg* the 'lame nick-o-meter' reading for nixda is 0.000%, elrond |
| 12:48.26 | peterS | so all-lowercase will return 0% unless it contains certain words |
| 12:48.39 | Elrond | !nickometer Elrond |
| 12:48.51 | Elrond | 13:48 *dpkg* the 'lame nick-o-meter' reading for Elrond is 0.000%, elrond |
| 12:49.09 | peterS | yes, initial capital letter is also not considered lame. |
| 12:49.27 | Elrond | I wonder, why this stupid thing answer via msg. |
| 12:49.33 | peterS | I don't know |
| 12:50.03 | peterS | you can tell it to answer in channel with !+ rather than !, but I still don't know why it /msg'd you just now |
| 12:50.38 | peterS | normally it /msgs you if its answer is longer than a specified length, like 256 chars or something, so as not to spam the channel. so !+ overrides it in that case |
| 12:52.32 | Elrond | *g* |
| 12:54.54 | peterS | searching for information that the bot might have... |
| 12:54.59 | peterS | !+listkeys dhcp |
| 12:55.01 | dpkg | Factoid search of 'dhcp' by key (15 shown; 16 total): dhcp kernel options ;; broke dhcp ;; kernel options for dhcp ;; dhcping ;; dhcp ;; start a dhcp war ;; dhcp-client-beta ;; dhcpd.conf ;; home dhcp ;; dhcpcd ;; dhcp client ;; home-dhcp ;; kernel dhcp ;; broken dhcp ;; dhcp-client. |
| 12:55.23 | peterS | !+dhcp kernel options |
| 12:55.24 | dpkg | Use CONFIG_FILTER (Networking Options -> Socket Filtering) (dhcp-client package requires it) and CONFIG_PACKET (Networking Options -> Packet Socket). If you forgot, you'll have to recompile. CONFIG_IP_PNP_DHCP should be reserved for special uses like diskless clients: if you asked you don't need it. |
| 12:56.29 | peterS | or figure out who created some factoid, and when... |
| 12:56.36 | peterS | !factinfo sunrpc |
| 12:56.36 | dpkg | sunrpc -- created by greycat <wooledg@imadev.eeg.ccf.org> at Mon Jun 18 16:43:04 2001 (889 days); it has been requested 5 times, last by hack\ at Thu Nov 6 07:56:25 2003. |
| 12:57.53 | peterS | the 'factoids', if you haven't figured out, are just a perl hash table of keys and text strings |
| 12:58.25 | peterS | (well, and a little metadata) |
| 12:58.45 | Elrond | Yeah. |
| 12:59.20 | peterS | they can have random substitutions in them: |
| 12:59.30 | peterS | !+literal start an mta war |
| 12:59.31 | dpkg | start an mta war is <REPLY> (sendmail|qmail|courier|exim|postfix|smail) (systems are liable to be r00ted|rulez|sucks|owns|loses mail|is hard to configure|has shitty documentation|has an evil license) |
| 12:59.37 | peterS | !+start an mta war |
| 12:59.37 | dpkg | courier has shitty documentation |
| 13:00.31 | peterS | !+start an mta war |
| 13:00.32 | dpkg | qmail rulez |
| 13:01.04 | Elrond | !+start an mta war |
| 13:01.04 | dpkg | exim is hard to configure |
| 13:01.10 | Elrond | *giggle* |
| 13:01.39 | peterS | naturally, someone has also created 'start an editor war' and similar |
| 13:02.27 | peterS | !start a desktop war |
| 13:02.28 | dpkg | GNOME rocks your socks. |
| 13:02.42 | peterS | !literal start a desktop war |
| 13:02.42 | dpkg | start a desktop war is <reply> (GNOME rocks your socks.|KDE owns you and your dog.|GNOME is better then KDE, period.|KDE is better than GNOME, period.|Don't be silly, console is the best.|Be smart, use WindowMaker.|Enlightenment: the choice for the -smarter- debian user.|Why even install X?|Sawfish, indeed, wins the #1 spot.) |
| 13:03.41 | Elrond | *giggle* |
| 13:04.36 | peterS | also a few factoids take a parameter |
| 13:04.42 | peterS | literal CMD: lart (.*?) |
| 13:04.47 | peterS | !literal CMD: lart (.*?) |
| 13:04.47 | dpkg | cmd: lart (.*?) is ($nick): shut up $nick |
| 13:04.55 | peterS | !lart Elrond |
| 13:05.17 | peterS | actually I think 'lart' is a built-in command, so 'literal' doesn't actually show it |
| 13:06.52 | Elrond | Rivendell:/usr/share/trans% grep -w 'frag' de-en |
| 13:06.52 | Elrond | zsh: exit 1 grep -w frag de-en |
| 13:07.27 | peterS | verb from gaming: shoot somebody down |
| 13:07.45 | Elrond | Ahh. |
| 13:07.58 | peterS | and the BFG9000 is the most advanced weapon in Doom |
| 13:08.11 | Elrond | *giggle* |
| 13:08.16 | Elrond | I never played doom. |
| 13:08.22 | peterS | we assume it means "big f____ gun" |
| 13:08.26 | Elrond | I just saw them playing doom in the pools. |
| 13:09.24 | peterS | !literal cmd: kill (.*?) |
| 13:09.25 | dpkg | cmd: kill (.*?) is ($1): <action> (rips $1 open|chops $1's head off|crushes $1) with (his teeth|a rusty dagger|a large trout|a free AOL CD) |
| 13:09.44 | peterS | !kill spoolss |
| 13:10.50 | Elrond | *giggle* |
| 13:13.47 | peterS | finally, another *useful* function: |
| 13:13.55 | peterS | !dbugs 180552 |
| 13:13.58 | dpkg | #180552:N[foomatic-bin] foomatic-bin: foomatic-kitload does not work out of a 'sudo' |
| 13:15.16 | peterS | !slashdot |
| 13:15.18 | dpkg | Slashdot Headlines (10 shown): Wired's LOTR III Tech Breakdown ;; Expose Metacity With Expocity ;; Israeli Ministry of Commerce Picks OO.org Over MS ;; WVG : The New Scalable Vector Graphics ;; Rio Karma 20GB Reviewed ;; L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term ;; 64-bit Laptops Reviewed ;; Intel To Produce 65-Nanometer Chips In 2005 ;; OSDL Releases New Paper on SCO's Claims ;; How Do You Organize Your Gear?. |
| 13:17.36 | peterS | !google for sco linux controversy |
| 13:17.42 | dpkg | Google says sco linux controversy is at http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/21531.html or http://news.com.com/2010-1071_3-1026988.html or http://news.com.com/2010-1071-1026988.html or http://www.linux.org/news/sco/timeline.html or http://www.linux.org/news/sco/glossary.html |
| 13:17.56 | peterS | ...so I guess those are the main <dpkg> features I know about |
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