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| 20:29.36 | davem | !boobies |
| 20:29.36 | dpkg | boobies are tasty |
| 20:29.37 | ubotu | davem: I give up, what is it? |
| 20:29.43 | linlin | lol |
| 20:29.43 | davem | haha |
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| 20:30.29 | Whisky_ | !lol |
| 20:30.29 | ubotu | Whisky_: I give up, what is it? |
| 20:30.29 | Melian | LOL stands for Laughs Out Loud, or (more commonly) Lamer On Line. If you insist on using this atrocity, try "/me lol" (preferably after /join #teenchat). "heh" or "haha" is greatly preferred. See also <loll>. |
| 20:30.29 | dpkg | lol stands for lamer On line, or everytime someone says lol, greycat kills a penguin. http://www.linuks.mine.nu/jesuslol.jpg, or http://loljesus.com/submissions/high2.jpg |
| 20:31.50 | davem | !love |
| 20:31.50 | dpkg | Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. |
| 20:31.51 | ubotu | davem: I don't know, could you explain it? |
| 20:32.22 | Whisky_ | lol |
| 20:32.28 | Whisky_ | ubotu: Love is life |
| 20:32.29 | ubotu | Whisky_: okay |
| 20:32.31 | Whisky_ | :p |
| 20:32.32 | Whisky_ | !love |
| 20:32.33 | dpkg | Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. |
| 20:32.33 | ubotu | it has been said that love is life |
| 20:32.38 | Whisky_ | hehehe |
| 20:33.05 | zulkifar | !food |
| 20:33.05 | ubotu | Bugger all, i dunno, zulkifar |
| 20:33.05 | dpkg | hmm... food is "any substance that can be metabolized by an organism to give energy and build tissue," according to WordNet 2.0. Electricity for humans. |
| 20:33.19 | Whisky_ | !irc |
| 20:33.19 | dpkg | from memory, irc is Internet Relay Chat, the means to provide #debian to it's patrons |
| 20:33.19 | ubotu | Whisky_: I don't know |
| 20:33.19 | Melian | irc is probably http://irc.netsplit.de/ |
| 20:34.23 | Whisky_ | ubotu: IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. It is a virtual network with servers allowing connections from clients where many people connect and chat with each other related to Linux or even sex. |
| 20:34.24 | ubotu | Whisky_: I think you lost me on that one |
| 20:34.27 | Whisky_ | !irc |
| 20:34.28 | dpkg | hmm... irc is Internet Relay Chat, the means to provide #debian to it's patrons |
| 20:34.28 | Melian | extra, extra, read all about it, irc is http://irc.netsplit.de/ |
| 20:34.28 | ubotu | Whisky_: Are you smoking crack? |
| 20:34.36 | Whisky_ | ubotu: IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. It is a virtual network with servers allowing connections from clients where many people connect and chat with each other related to Linux or even sex. |
| 20:35.10 | Whisky_ | !mirc |
| 20:35.10 | ubotu | Whisky_: No idea |
| 20:35.10 | dpkg | from memory, mirc is http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/mirc/exploit.html |
| 20:35.51 | Whisky_ | ubotu: mirc is My Idiot Rookie Chat Client |
| 20:35.52 | ubotu | Whisky_: okay |
| 20:35.53 | Whisky_ | !mirc |
| 20:35.54 | dpkg | well, mirc is http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/mirc/exploit.html |
| 20:35.54 | ubotu | mirc is, like, My Idiot Rookie Chat Client |
| 20:36.08 | Whisky_ | ubotu: IRC is Internet Relay Chat. It is a virtual network with servers allowing connections from clients where many people connect and chat with each other related to Linux or even sex. |
| 20:36.09 | ubotu | okay, Whisky_ |
| 20:36.11 | Whisky_ | !mirc |
| 20:36.11 | dpkg | somebody said mirc was http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/mirc/exploit.html |
| 20:36.21 | Whisky_ | !irc |
| 20:36.21 | dpkg | methinks irc is Internet Relay Chat, the means to provide #debian to it's patrons |
| 20:36.21 | ubotu | it has been said that irc is Internet Relay Chat. It is a virtual network with servers allowing connections from clients where many people connect and chat with each other related to Linux or even sex. |
| 20:36.21 | Melian | well, irc is http://irc.netsplit.de/ |
| 20:36.31 | Whisky_ | !linux |
| 20:36.32 | dpkg | i guess linux is closed |
| 20:36.32 | ubotu | methinks linux is the "kernel", or core of the Ubuntu operating system. Ubuntu is only one version of Linux. For more information on Linux in general, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux |
| 20:40.27 | Whisky_ | !world |
| 20:40.28 | ubotu | Whisky_: I don't know |
| 20:40.28 | dpkg | world is, like, part of the delusion created around us by the matrix |
| 20:41.14 | Whisky_ | !war |
| 20:41.14 | ubotu | No idea, Whisky_ |
| 20:41.15 | dpkg | war is, like, foo, or http://www.atai.org/softwarewar.gif |
| 20:41.25 | Whisky_ | !X |
| 20:41.26 | ubotu | it has been said that x is http://www.x.com |
| 20:41.50 | Whisky_ | !X English French Love |
| 20:41.50 | ubotu | I haven't a clue, Whisky_ |
| 20:41.53 | Melian | amour |
| 20:42.01 | Whisky_ | !X English French I |
| 20:42.02 | ubotu | Whisky_: I give up, what is it? |
| 20:42.04 | Melian | i |
| 20:42.09 | Whisky_ | !X English French you |
| 20:42.10 | ubotu | Wish i knew, Whisky_ |
| 20:42.11 | Melian | vous |
| 20:43.00 | Whisky_ | !X English French I love you |
| 20:43.01 | ubotu | Whisky_: I give up, what is it? |
| 20:43.02 | Melian | je t'aime |
| 20:43.29 | Whisky_ | !X English French fuck you straight |
| 20:43.29 | ubotu | Whisky_: I give up, what is it? |
| 20:43.31 | Melian | va te faire foutre directement |
| 20:43.57 | Whisky_ | !X English French fuck |
| 20:43.58 | ubotu | Wish i knew, Whisky_ |
| 20:43.59 | Melian | baise |
| 20:45.01 | Whisky_ | !X English French marry me |
| 20:45.01 | ubotu | Whisky_: Wish i knew |
| 20:45.03 | Melian | épousez-moi |
| 20:57.57 | davem | !poo |
| 20:57.57 | dpkg | i guess poo is djghdjgh, or shit |
| 20:57.58 | ubotu | davem: parse error: dunno what the heck you're talking about |
| 20:58.10 | davem | parse error? |
| 20:58.12 | davem | hmm |
| 20:58.27 | davem | !djghdjgh |
| 20:58.28 | ubotu | I don't know, davem |
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| 20:59.19 | davem | !u |
| 20:59.19 | dpkg | Damnit Jim! It's YOU. Y-O-U. Not *U*. U is a letter. YOU is a word. See ne1, or wud. Dutch for 'you' (formal singular). See http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20041201 |
| 20:59.19 | Melian | Damnit Jim! It's YOU. Y-O-U. Not *U*. U is a letter. YOU is a word. See ne1, or wud. Dutch for 'you' (formal singular). See http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20041201 |
| 20:59.20 | ubotu | U mag wel 'je' zeggen, hoor. |
| 20:59.31 | zulkifar | :) |
| 21:04.44 | davem | !die |
| 21:04.44 | dpkg | I'll murder you davem! Skin you alive and toss you in the great salt lake! |
| 21:04.44 | Melian | I'll kill you davem, fry you, rip your heart out and stomp on your head. |
| 21:04.44 | ubotu | davem: parse error: dunno what the heck you're talking about |
| 21:04.45 | zulkifar | !davem |
| 21:04.45 | dpkg | i guess davem is a punk kid |
| 21:04.45 | ubotu | zulkifar: I don't know, could you explain it? |
| 21:04.45 | Whisky_ | zulkifar: davem is a lamer. |
| 21:04.45 | Whisky_ | !davem |
| 21:04.45 | dpkg | it has been said that davem is a punk kid |
| 21:04.46 | davem | damn |
| 21:04.46 | zulkifar | Whisky_: one need to teach dpkg about that funny fact :) |
| 21:04.46 | davem | !Whisky_ |
| 21:04.46 | ubotu | davem: I haven't a clue |
| 21:04.46 | zulkifar | davem: you are famouse :) |
| 21:04.46 | Whisky_ | ubotu: Whisky is the elitest guy on IRC. |
| 21:04.47 | ubotu | okay, Whisky_ |
| 21:04.47 | Whisky_ | dpkg: Whisky is the elitest guy on IRC. |
| 21:04.48 | dpkg | ...but whisky is already something else... |
| 21:04.52 | Whisky_ | :O |
| 21:04.56 | Whisky_ | !whisky |
| 21:04.56 | ubotu | well, whisky is the elitest guy on IRC. |
| 21:04.57 | dpkg | i guess whisky is a really nice alcoholic beverage, originately from Scotland. More information can be found at http://www.students.cs.uu.nl/~dageest/whisky.html |
| 21:05.11 | davem | !Whisky_ |
| 21:05.11 | dpkg | it has been said that whisky_ is a big floppy donkey dick. |
| 21:05.11 | ubotu | davem: I give up, what is it? |
| 21:05.21 | Whisky_ | :O |
| 21:07.59 | Whisky_ | noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| 21:07.59 | zulkifar | who did that? |
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| 21:07.59 | zulkifar | How to teach these bots? |
| 21:07.59 | cirdan | ubotu: forget whisky_ |
| 21:07.59 | ubotu | cirdan: i didn't have anything called 'whisky_' |
| 21:07.59 | cirdan | ubotu: forget whisky |
| 21:07.59 | ubotu | i forgot whisky, cirdan |
| 21:07.59 | cirdan | :-) |
| 21:08.43 | zulkifar | !Whisky_ |
| 21:08.44 | ubotu | zulkifar: I haven't a clue |
| 21:11.35 | zulkifar | cirdan: i've just made dpkg to forget Whisky_ .. Why do I have such permissions? |
| 21:11.36 | cirdan | why not? |
| 21:11.36 | zulkifar | cirdan: so anybody can do anything with its' database? |
| 21:11.36 | cirdan | anyone can usually add factiods to the bots |
| 21:11.36 | cirdan | it's generally not nice to just touch other ppl's factoids |
| 21:11.37 | cirdan | but that way if some info is wrong, it can be corrected |
| 21:11.44 | cirdan | there are ways to lock important factoids though |
| 21:11.49 | zulkifar | cirdan: and what about essential things about debian's package? |
| 21:12.09 | zulkifar | cirdan: ah, i c. locks.. |
| 21:12.13 | cirdan | zulkifar: there is a history ketp in the bot's db |
| 21:12.28 | cirdan | everyone's ip/nick date/time of changes are kept track of |
| 21:15.22 | zulkifar | I see. So if its sql database then rolling back changes made by some evil mind is a single operation |
| 21:16.06 | cirdan | right |
| 21:16.19 | cirdan | and then the person can be kickbanned :-) |
| 21:16.54 | zulkifar | cirdan: or erased, in case its a bot :) |
| 21:17.01 | cirdan | heh |
| 21:17.35 | zulkifar | cirdan: what command adds a factoid? I want to introduce myself to dpkg :) |
| 21:18.38 | zulkifar | or how to ask dpkg about its interface? |
| 21:20.24 | dondelelcaro | zulkifar: /msg dpkg help |
| 21:20.32 | zulkifar | thnx |
| 21:22.13 | cirdan | zulkifar: is and are |
| 21:22.17 | cirdan | foo is bar |
| 21:22.25 | cirdan | zonks are bizzle |
| 21:38.35 | zulkifar | cirdan: both 'is' and 'are' are not in 'help' though... |
| 21:47.14 | zulkifar | WTH is nickometer? :) |
| 21:47.31 | zulkifar | !nickometer |
| 21:47.32 | ubotu | I haven't a clue, zulkifar |
| 21:47.33 | Melian | '' is 0.000% lame, zulkifar |
| 21:47.43 | zulkifar | !nickometer Melian |
| 21:47.44 | ubotu | 'Melian' is 0% lame, zulkifar |
| 21:47.44 | dpkg | 'Melian' is 0.000% lame, zulkifar |
| 21:47.45 | Melian | 'Melian' is 0.000% lame, zulkifar |
| 21:48.02 | zulkifar | !nickometer cirdan |
| 21:48.03 | ubotu | 'cirdan' is 0% lame, zulkifar |
| 21:48.04 | Melian | 'cirdan' is 0.000% lame, zulkifar |
| 21:48.16 | cirdan | :;-) |
| 21:48.29 | zulkifar | What is lame then? :) |
| 21:48.44 | zulkifar | in the meaning of dpkg and the others |
| 21:49.05 | starboy | !nickometer starboy |
| 21:49.05 | ubotu | 'starboy' is 0% lame, starboy |
| 21:49.07 | Melian | 'starboy' is 0.000% lame, starboy |
| 21:50.15 | starboy | I thought it somehow depends on common phrases, lamers words etc... looks I am wrong :) |
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