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| 00:38.14 | theblue | !dpkg |
| 00:38.14 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, dpkg is the debian package manager, sort of like the debian equivalent to rpm. a blootbot on #debian, or a bloodbot on #crack, or a smart infobot, or voltagex's friend |
| 00:38.15 | _jason | !pi |
| 00:38.15 | dpkg | from memory, pi is 3.141592656589793238462643383729 |
| 00:38.35 | theblue | !ubotu |
| 00:38.35 | dpkg | hmm... ubotu is the #ubuntu bot, which is also a blootbot like me. |
| 00:38.36 | ubotu | Thaaat's me! I'm a bot, not a human. I'm sometimes the most coherent poster on #ubuntu! For more, ask me about "add". You can browse my brain on http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:38.42 | theblue | !ubuntu |
| 00:38.42 | dpkg | See http://www.ubuntulinux.org. IRC channel is #ubuntu | http://interviews.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=144934&cid=12136879 | Ask me about <Based on Debian> |
| 00:38.43 | ubotu | methinks ubuntu is an easy-to-use GNU/Linux desktop distro based on Debian. http://ubuntu.com http://ubuntuforums.org http://wiki.ubuntu.com. It means 'Humanity to others'. see !awards |
| 00:38.44 | _jason | !ubotu pi |
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| 00:38.50 | kevogod | !bdfl |
| 00:38.51 | ubotu | kevogod: I give up, what is it? |
| 00:38.52 | theblue | !debian |
| 00:38.52 | dpkg | hmm... debian is http://www.debian.org. See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents |
| 00:38.52 | Melian | well, debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that. |
| 00:38.52 | ubotu | Debian is "the rock upon which Ubuntu is founded"; see http://www.debian.org Thank You Ian and DEBra Murdock! 1994 Vers. 0.9. Debian and Ubuntu http://www.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/relationship/ |
| 00:39.01 | theblue | Debian is not Fink. |
| 00:39.11 | _jason | what is fink? |
| 00:39.12 | kevogod | !gentoo |
| 00:39.12 | dpkg | hmm... gentoo is a ports-based Linux distro for x86, PowerPC, Sparc, Sparc64. Maybe akin to BSD. Something you don't want to administer more than 2 of. Nice file browser. Its users are gentoobies. See Also http://www.debian.org/News/weekly/2003/44/ http://www.devcave.net/termos/funny/gentoo.htm http://www.funroll-loops.org/ or ask me about 'greenhouse'. bash.org/?464385 or rice rice rice rice, or http://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/gentoo.jpg |
| 00:39.12 | Melian | it has been said that gentoo is "Having seen the Gentoo install instructions, I think I'd rathercircumcise myself." -anonymous. |
| 00:39.13 | _jason | !fink |
| 00:39.13 | ubotu | kevogod: I don't know |
| 00:39.13 | Melian | fink is probably not Debian. Fink is not Debian. Fink is not Debian. Repeat ;-) |
| 00:39.13 | ubotu | _jason: What? |
| 00:39.17 | _jason | !FINK |
| 00:39.17 | Melian | i guess fink is not Debian. Fink is not Debian. Fink is not Debian. Repeat ;-) |
| 00:39.17 | ubotu | _jason: I don't know |
| 00:39.26 | theblue | !canada |
| 00:39.26 | dpkg | rumour has it, canada is not America. Or at least that's what we keep telling ourselves, eh?, or in merger talks with Australia |
| 00:39.27 | ubotu | theblue: parse error: dunno what the heck you're talking about |
| 00:39.31 | kevogod | IT's users are gentoobies, hahaha |
| 00:39.47 | kevogod | !freebsd |
| 00:39.47 | dpkg | rumour has it, freebsd is NOT better than debian, or a robust UNIX-like operating system, especially good in handling network services. See http://www.freebsd.org/ Admittedly one might be more interested in using FreeBSD as a server OS rather than as a desktop workstation, because let's face it, Linux is what drives modern UNIX GUI. a channel where they talk about penises |
| 00:39.48 | Melian | Mac OS X is not FreeBSD, contrary to Apple's marketing. |
| 00:39.48 | ubotu | I don't know, kevogod |
| 00:40.10 | kevogod | haha |
| 00:40.13 | kevogod | !openbsd |
| 00:40.13 | dpkg | openbsd is, like, a secure Unix-like operating system (www.openbsd.org), forked from NetBSD, with emphasis on security and portability. Led by Theo de Raadt, a person nearly as beloved as Dan Bernstein. One remote hole in the default install in over 8 years. |
| 00:40.14 | Melian | If you really wanted a secure system, you wouldn't add any software. |
| 00:40.14 | ubotu | Not a clue, kevogod |
| 00:40.43 | kevogod | !netbsd |
| 00:40.44 | dpkg | methinks netbsd is a 4.4BSD variant and Of course it runs NetBSD and is at http://www.netbsd.org |
| 00:40.44 | Melian | Of course it runs NetBSD, but does NetBSD run Fink? |
| 00:40.44 | ubotu | NO SPEAKE ENLISH!, kevogod |
| 00:41.28 | kevogod | Liar! |
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| 00:41.34 | kevogod | !linspire |
| 00:41.34 | dpkg | it has been said that linspire is a "newbie-friendly" proprietary distribution with some Debian roots, giving KDE and a restricted selection of old packages for $100. it does NOT run windows applications, nor run anyone or anything as root (try Ark Linux for run-as-root) |
| 00:41.35 | ubotu | kevogod: Wish i knew |
| 00:41.58 | kevogod | !xubuntu |
| 00:41.59 | ubotu | I don't know, kevogod |
| 00:46.14 | theblue | !linspire |
| 00:46.14 | dpkg | i heard linspire is a "newbie-friendly" proprietary distribution with some Debian roots, giving KDE and a restricted selection of old packages for $100. it does NOT run windows applications, nor run anyone or anything as root (try Ark Linux for run-as-root) |
| 00:46.15 | ubotu | theblue: I give up, what is it? |
| 00:46.19 | theblue | !indows |
| 00:46.20 | ubotu | theblue: Not a clue |
| 00:46.23 | theblue | !lindows |
| 00:46.23 | dpkg | lindows is, like, see linspire |
| 00:46.24 | ubotu | theblue: No idea |
| 00:46.27 | theblue | !tits |
| 00:46.28 | dpkg | tits are what men live for |
| 00:46.28 | ubotu | theblue: No idea |
| 00:46.31 | theblue | !bot |
| 00:46.31 | dpkg | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 00:46.31 | ubotu | I'm a bot, I'm a bot. Set fire to me, I'll get hot. Reply to theblue? I think not. Bot, spot, chicken... rhyming sucks. |
| 00:46.40 | theblue | !fire |
| 00:46.40 | dpkg | fire is probably "Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day; Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life" |
| 00:46.41 | ubotu | theblue: I give up, what is it? |
| 00:46.51 | theblue | !fish |
| 00:46.51 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, fish is FISHFISHFISH! DO THE FISH DANCE! "Give a man a fish and you'll feed him a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll feed himself for the rest of his life." This is so appropriate, instead of asking us to tell you exactly what to do, why not read some docs, then come back and ask specific questions which aren't covered?, or http://edulinux.homeunix.org/fish.html |
| 00:46.51 | ubotu | extra, extra, read all about it, fish is A way to access another computer's files using a simple SSH shell account and standard UNIX utilities on the remote side. |
| 00:47.02 | theblue | !fink |
| 00:47.03 | Melian | rumour has it, fink is not Debian. Fink is not Debian. Fink is not Debian. Repeat ;-) |
| 00:47.03 | ubotu | theblue: I don't know, could you explain it? |
| 00:47.37 | theblue | !ubotu |
| 00:47.37 | dpkg | i heard ubotu is the #ubuntu bot, which is also a blootbot like me. |
| 00:47.38 | ubotu | Thaaat's me! I'm a bot, not a human. I'm sometimes the most coherent poster on #ubuntu! For more, ask me about "add". You can browse my brain on http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:47.43 | theblue | !dpkg |
| 00:47.43 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, dpkg is the debian package manager, sort of like the debian equivalent to rpm. a blootbot on #debian, or a bloodbot on #crack, or a smart infobot, or voltagex's friend |
| 00:48.12 | theblue | !Melian |
| 00:48.12 | Melian | from memory, melian is a hoot |
| 00:48.12 | ubotu | theblue: Bugger all, i dunno |
| 00:48.22 | theblue | !pixar |
| 00:48.22 | dpkg | somebody said pixar was have hostnames like bigslick, rapture, danzig, felix, starlight, rgb, morlock, harried, tzadkial, pussywillow |
| 00:48.22 | ubotu | theblue: I give up, what is it? |
| 00:49.18 | theblue | !murdock |
| 00:49.18 | dpkg | i guess murdock is Ian Murdock, the creator of Debian. |
| 00:49.19 | ubotu | theblue: Wish i knew |
| 00:49.25 | theblue | !debra |
| 00:49.25 | dpkg | [debra] ian murdock's wife |
| 00:49.26 | ubotu | theblue: What? |
| 00:49.28 | theblue | !ian |
| 00:49.28 | dpkg | Did you mean Ian Murdock? |
| 00:49.29 | ubotu | theblue: Did you get hit by a windmill? |
| 00:49.37 | theblue | !penis |
| 00:49.37 | dpkg | penis is, like, the male reproductive organ, or the male reproductive organ_ |
| 00:49.38 | ubotu | I don't know, it is you, theblue? |
| 00:49.42 | theblue | !dick |
| 00:49.43 | ubotu | theblue: Did you get hit by a windmill? |
| 00:49.45 | theblue | !cow |
| 00:49.45 | dpkg | [cow] a Turing complete language at http://www.bigzaphod.org/cow/, or http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/050529.html |
| 00:49.46 | ubotu | I haven't a clue, theblue |
| 00:49.49 | theblue | !brainfuck |
| 00:49.49 | dpkg | from memory, brainfuck is a Turing complete language at http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/ |
| 00:49.50 | ubotu | I haven't a clue, theblue |
| 00:50.21 | kevogod | !vagina |
| 00:50.21 | dpkg | [vagina] the canal which leads from the uterus to the external orifice if the genital canal, or to major depression if you arent getting any. |
| 00:50.22 | ubotu | kevogod: Are you smoking crack? |
| 00:50.35 | kevogod | !anus |
| 00:50.35 | dpkg | I still have yet to figure out where the vaseline on my anus comes from... |
| 00:50.36 | ubotu | kevogod: I give up, what is it? |
| 00:50.49 | kevogod | I like dpkg, I want to take it home with me. |
| 00:52.24 | kevogod | !packers |
| 00:52.25 | ubotu | kevogod: Did you get hit by a windmill? |
| 00:52.50 | kevogod | !epiphany |
| 00:52.50 | dpkg | well, epiphany is a fork of galeon that also uses gtk2. It is very fast and lightweight. In some senses epiphany is to galeon what firebird is to mozilla. btw... galeon2 uses gtk2 also and is nice also. |
| 00:52.51 | ubotu | kevogod: I don't know, could you explain it? |
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| 23:07.44 | Kira | !abuse |
| 23:07.44 | dpkg | RAPE! RAPE!! Don't ever come near me again! |
| 23:07.45 | ubotu | Kira: I don't know |
| 23:08.00 | Kira | o.O |
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| 23:15.03 | Kira | ubotu: tell me about kernels |
| 23:21.14 | Kira | !engrish |
| 23:21.14 | ubotu | Kira: Do they come in packets of five? |
| 23:21.16 | dpkg | it has been said that engrish is at http://www.engrish.com |
