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| 06:41.42 | Supaplex | dpkg: bug 347937 |
| 06:42.12 | Supaplex | dpkg: dbugs 347937 |
| 06:42.15 | dpkg | #347937:G[tar] tar truncates file >4GB to zero size when having large sparse region; Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:03:11 UTC |
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| 10:40.38 | weareallone | hola |
| 10:41.00 | weareallone | this is a bot, right? |
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| 14:02.35 | dererk | dpkg, reconfigure jetscreamer |
| 14:02.42 | dererk | lol |
| 14:04.07 | jetscreamer | !kawfeesmite dererk |
| 14:04.07 | ubotu | jetscreamer: Bugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 14:04.25 | jetscreamer | !love dererk |
| 14:04.26 | ubotu | jetscreamer: Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 14:54.07 | dererk | lol |
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| 14:59.12 | jetx | dpkg ro-ntfs |
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| 16:52.29 | jetscreamer | !find avidem |
| 16:52.49 | dpkg | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of 'avidem' returned no results. |
| 16:53.50 | ubotu | Ubuntu Package/File/Desc Search of 'avidem' returned no results. |
| 16:54.48 | Melian | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of 'avidem' returned no results. |
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| 17:02.29 | jetscreamer | !find avidem marillat |
| 17:02.33 | Melian | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of 'avidem marillat' returned no results. |
| 17:02.40 | dpkg | Debian Package/File/Desc Search of 'avidem marillat' returned no results. |
| 17:03.49 | ubotu | Ubuntu Package/File/Desc Search of 'avidem marillat' returned no results. |
| 17:04.02 | cirdan | !tell jetscreamer about marillat |
| 17:04.30 | jetscreamer | no i was trying to get them to show info from the marillat source |
| 17:04.44 | jetscreamer | but it's not in their sources so ... |
| 17:05.08 | cirdan | exactly |
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| 17:40.02 | mhall_ | dpkg: screen |
| 17:40.02 | dpkg | methinks screen is like, allows you to have n terminals and easily switch between them, add keybindings, has its own scrollback and copy/paste and let's you resume all your sessions if your terminal dies or you get disconnected or http://www.michael-prokop.at/screen/ or at ftp://ftp.gnu.org/pub/gnu/screen or apt-get install screen |
| 17:43.05 | mhall_ | dpkg: listvals screen |
| 17:43.09 | dpkg | Factoid search of 'screen' by value (15 of 121): blank ;; bsod ;; edid ;; fear ;; frozen screen ;; lpp ;; offence ;; qotd45 ;; rys ;; screens ;; sylpheed ;; sysrq ;; wall ;; win xp ;; xdm. |
| 17:43.16 | mhall_ | dpkg: listkeys screen |
| 17:43.17 | dpkg | Factoid search of 'screen' by key (15 of 51): #debian frozen screen ;; #debian no screens found ;; #debian screen ;; #debian screens found ;; #debian screenshot ;; #debian-bots screen ;; _default screen ;; _default splash screen ;; _default xscreensaver ;; blue screen of doom ;; screen ;; screen "not not found" ;; screenshot ;; splash screen ;; viper2's screenshot. |
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| 19:22.53 | e3l | mount |
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| 22:44.38 | __mikem | GochoBot bot |
| 22:44.49 | __mikem | !speak |
| 22:44.49 | dpkg | ARFFFFFFFFFFFF |
| 22:44.50 | ubotu | Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:45.10 | __mikem | help stuf |
| 22:45.24 | __mikem | ? afd |
| 22:45.47 | __mikem | apt saf |
| 22:45.54 | __mikem | nope why don't some of these respond |
| 22:47.15 | __mikem | Debby asdf |
| 22:47.16 | Debby | no soy cerebrito, pero asdf es one of the best players on Team USA |
| 22:47.50 | __mikem | apt get |
| 22:47.50 | apt | somebody said get was search http://www.apt-get.org |
| 22:47.59 | __mikem | dpkg sucks |
| 22:47.59 | dpkg | Blow me! |
| 22:48.03 | __mikem | lol |
| 22:49.02 | __mikem | ravenbird fly |
| 22:49.02 | ravenbird | i haven't a clue, __mikem |
| 22:49.09 | __mikem | ravenbird sucks |
| 22:49.10 | ravenbird | Blow me! |
| 22:49.15 | __mikem | ravenbird microsoft |
| 22:49.15 | ravenbird | methinks microsoft is a company that is primarily involved in the sale of software. Microsoft's operating systems are thought to be inferior to linux by many zealots, and flame wars occasionally errupt between zealots and realists on the issue. http://www.nimh.org/microsoft/ |
| 22:49.38 | __mikem | ravenbird mepis |
| 22:49.39 | ravenbird | __mikem: have you tried http://www.tldp.org/ ? |
| 22:50.56 | __mikem | ravenbird sex |
| 22:50.57 | ravenbird | methinks sex is updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 22:51.41 | __mikem | Melian speak |
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| 22:54.44 | __mikem | !mepis |
| 22:54.44 | dpkg | MEPIS is a Debian Unstable-based liveCD distribution similar to Knoppix, with its own hardware detection system. Uses KDE by default, and includes the NVIDIA proprietary 3D driver. It also includes a custom installer on the KDE desktop, with simple LILO configuration. See http://www.mepis.org. It is NOT real Debian, attempts to use apt-get with Debian mirrors will meet with a world of hurt. /join #mepis |
| 22:54.44 | ubotu | My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:55.20 | __mikem | !knoppix |
| 22:55.20 | dpkg | Knoppix is _not_ Debian. Seek knoppix help in #knoppix. For those of you who don't know, knoppix is a livecd distro based on debian. It's useful as a rescue cd, to test hardware, and for situations where you have access to a computer but it doesn't run debian. http://www.knoppix.com/. Please go to #knoppix, or knoppix is no more debian than mandriva is redhat. |
| 22:55.20 | ubotu | __mikem: Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 22:55.46 | __mikem | !redhat |
| 22:55.46 | dpkg | Red Hat used to be a Free Linux distribution, but their latest incarnation (Red Hat Enterprise) is commercial. Their Free development branch (Fedora) takes the place of what most people used to use Red Hat for. lame |
| 22:55.46 | ubotu | __mikem: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 22:56.04 | __mikem | !fedora |
| 22:56.04 | dpkg | fedora is, like, Red Hat-derived distribution of Linux, modelled after other community projects such as Debian and Gentoo. It is not directly supported by Red Hat itself. See http://fedora.redhat.com or #Fedora for more information, or http://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/fedora.jpg |
| 22:56.04 | ubotu | Bugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:56.08 | jetscreamer | !my cat just clawed the fuck out of me |
| 22:56.08 | ubotu | jetscreamer: I give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 22:56.15 | __mikem | lol |
| 22:56.18 | __mikem | !penis |
| 22:56.18 | dpkg | i guess penis is the male reproductive organ, or the male reproductive organ_ |
| 22:56.19 | ubotu | Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:56.27 | __mikem | !porno |
| 22:56.27 | ubotu | Did you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:56.40 | __mikem | !ubuntu |
| 22:56.40 | dpkg | methinks ubuntu is not Debian. See http://www.ubuntulinux.org. IRC channel is #ubuntu (not here!) http://interviews.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=144934&cid=12136879 Ask me about <Based on Debian>, or Even Mark Shuttleworth says this is not Debian.. |
| 22:56.40 | ubotu | from memory, ubuntu is an easy-to-use GNU/Linux desktop distro based on Debian. http://ubuntu.com http://ubuntuforums.org http://wiki.ubuntu.com. It's Bantu for 'Humanity to others'. see !awards. |
| 22:57.10 | __mikem | !Debian |
| 22:57.10 | dpkg | [debian] http://www.debian.org. See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents |
| 22:57.10 | ubotu | Debian is "the rock upon which Ubuntu is founded"; see http://www.debian.org Thank You Ian and DEBra Murdock! 1994 Vers. 0.9. Debian and Ubuntu http://www.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/relationship/ |
| 22:57.10 | Melian | hmm... debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that. |
| 22:57.31 | __mikem | !bots |
| 22:57.31 | dpkg | All your bots are belong to us, or #debian-bots, or dpkg, apt, ravenbird, badgers, piggy, debhelper. Are we not men? If you prick us, do we not bleed? Err... oil anyway. |
| 22:57.31 | ubotu | parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:57.51 | __mikem | piggy speak |
| 22:57.59 | __mikem | debhelper go |
| 22:58.05 | __mikem | ravenbird sexual |
| 22:58.05 | ravenbird | __mikem: KCI error, or a problem with the Keyboard-Chair Interface. |
| 22:58.21 | __mikem | !abuse |
| 22:58.21 | dpkg | RAPE! RAPE!! Don't ever come near me again! |
| 22:58.22 | ubotu | Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:58.27 | __mikem | !bot abuse |
| 22:58.28 | ubotu | bot abuse is probably a bannable offense |
| 22:58.41 | __mikem | ravenbird abuse |
| 22:58.42 | ravenbird | RAPE! RAPE!! Don't ever come near me again! |
| 22:58.51 | __mikem | ravenbird bot abuse |
| 22:58.56 | __mikem | !no |
| 22:58.56 | dpkg | No Offense |
| 22:58.57 | ubotu | Ahh, too bad, I really thought so... |
| 22:59.14 | __mikem | !dpkg |
| 22:59.15 | dpkg | dpkg is, like, mad |
| 22:59.20 | __mikem | !yo mama |
| 22:59.20 | dpkg | it has been said that yo mama is so fat... |
| 22:59.20 | ubotu | parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 22:59.27 | __mikem | !ubotu sucks |
| 22:59.27 | ubotu | sucks is, like, a word you should NOT use in #ubuntu |
| 23:00.17 | __mikem | !lick |
| 23:00.17 | ubotu | __mikem: Syntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 23:00.22 | __mikem | dpkg lick |
| 23:00.53 | __mikem | dpkg fuck it |
| 23:01.47 | __mikem | !180solutions |
| 23:01.47 | ubotu | __mikem: What? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 23:01.54 | __mikem | dpkg 180Solutions |
| 23:02.05 | __mikem | !180 Solutions |
| 23:02.05 | ubotu | __mikem: NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 23:02.13 | __mikem | dpkg 180 solutions |
| 23:02.23 | __mikem | dpkg gain |
| 23:02.24 | dpkg | gaim? |
| 23:02.25 | apt-br | segundo fontes seguras, gaim eh um cliente de mensagens instantâneas multi-protocolo, que utiliza as bibliotecas do GTK2 e que permite ao usuário acessar o ICQ, o AIM, o Yahoo, o MSN, o Trepia, o Gadu-Gadu, o Zephyr, o IRC, o Novell Groupwise Messaging e o SILC, tudo ao mesmo tempo. Mais informações em <http://gaim.sourceforge.net/> |
| 23:02.35 | __mikem | dpkg gator |
| 23:02.46 | __mikem | dpkg spyware |
| 23:02.49 | __mikem | !spyware |
| 23:02.50 | ubotu | parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem |
| 23:03.07 | __mikem | apt spyware |
| 23:03.16 | __mikem | apt aim |
| 23:03.16 | apt | extra, extra, read all about it, aim is AOL Instant Messenger. It can be found at http://www.aim.aol.com/ |
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| 23:04.30 | cirdan | damn |
| 23:04.33 | cirdan | what a pain... |
| 23:56.13 | Supaplex | apt: aim is also a crying shame |
| 23:56.13 | apt | Supaplex: okay |
