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00:05.07simonrvn@listvals apt key
00:05.19ravenbirdFactoid search of 'apt key' by value returned no results.
00:05.23simonrvn@listvals key
00:05.26ravenbirdFactoid search of 'key' by value (15 of 209): afk ;; airsnort ;; attitude ;; bubblebabble ;; cmd: hire (.*?) ;; deb-of-trust ;; fold the monkey ;; hng ;; jonka ;; monkeys ;; safe boot debian ;; screen ;; striptease ;; tilde ;; xkeycaps.
00:05.34simonrvn@listvals gpg
00:05.36ravenbirdFactoid search of 'gpg' by value (13): agp ;; woody pool ;; arrow ;; keyring ;; key server ;; amd-751 ;; secure-testing-master apt-key ;; irongate support ;; pgp ;; 2006 key ;; byebye ;; pgp4pine ;; marillat key.
00:05.45simonrvn@2006 key
00:05.46ravenbirdapt 0.6.43.1  includes the 2006 package key. installing this package may not be auto-verifiable; OR! you can install the key as follows, explicitly trusting the keyserver with no verification: gpg --keyserver subkeys.pgp.net --recv-keys 2D230C5F ; gpg --export 2D230C5F | sudo apt-key add - OR do 'apt-get install debian-archive-keyring'
00:17.40*** part/#debian-bots TimRiker (n=timr@pdpc/supporter/bronze/TimRiker)
00:36.24*** join/#debian-bots dererk (n=dash@unaffiliated/dererk)
01:47.56*** join/#debian-bots tijn (n=tijn@a82-92-35-21.adsl.xs4all.nl)
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03:19.27*** join/#debian-bots dererk (n=dash@unaffiliated/dererk)
04:16.56*** join/#debian-bots jetscreamer (n=jetscrea@adsl-70-241-28-237.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net)
05:01.43*** join/#debian-bots neoncode (n=neoncode@88-107-171-196.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
05:02.30*** join/#debian-bots hybrid_ (n=hybrid@dpc6745217221.direcpc.com)
05:02.34*** join/#debian-bots Hobbsee (n=Hobbsee@ubuntu/member/hobbsee)
05:03.00hybrid_!ping
05:03.00dpkgpong
05:03.00Melianpong
05:03.01ubotupong
05:03.02GochoBotPong! hybrid_, tu lag es mental...
05:03.08dererkNo clue.
05:03.09neoncodelol!
05:03.09hybrid_heh
05:03.12Hobbseehehe!
05:03.18neoncodeWhat is this chanel even for!
05:03.24hybrid_!apt
05:03.24dpkgi guess apt is Advanced Packaging Tool, a package management system used by Debian and its derivatives. There is no apt program per se; APT is a C++ library of functions that are used by several command line programs for dealing with packages, most notably apt-get and apt-cache. see also <apt-get> <apt-cache>
05:03.25ubotuwell, apt is http://wiki.ubuntu.com/AptGetHowTo/ or http://www.debian.org/doc/user-manuals#apt-howto
05:03.29hybrid_neoncode: bot abuse
05:03.34dererkNo clue. Does it come in a box of six?
05:03.46neoncode!42
05:03.46dpkgit has been said that 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. or 6 * 8 or hexadecimal for ascii 'B' or 10!/86400, or what you get when you multiply 6 by 9.     (base 13), or a number that silly people use, or the number of roads a man walks down. in Douglas Adams' book, or *not* the meaning of life
05:03.46ubotuSyntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
05:03.53dererkNo clue.
05:03.54hybrid_ubotu: tell dpkg about apt
05:04.42neoncodehybrid_: do you think their just haveing a mini conversasion now?
05:04.49hybrid_lol
05:04.54hybrid_!bot abuse
05:04.55ubotuwell, bot abuse is a great way to get banned
05:05.03hybrid_LMAO
05:05.09neoncodehaha!
05:05.20hybrid_dpkg: i love you more than Hobbsee
05:05.26dererkStop laughing at you ass, sucker!
05:05.26neoncode"Welcome to #debian-bots. Please don't abuse them"
05:05.43hybrid_whoa dererk is nice
05:05.51dererkYou ass is nice!
05:06.01neoncode!dererk
05:06.02ubotuNo idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
05:06.06dererkNo clue.
05:06.18hybrid_!stfu
05:06.18dpkgstfu is probably Shut The Fuck Up, or see also http://people.debian.org/~branden/humor/the_real_official_motto.jpeg
05:06.19ubotuSome people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, hybrid_
05:06.21neoncodedererk is a bad bot?
05:06.31dererkNo clue. Does it come in a box of six?
05:06.32hybrid_!rtfm
05:06.32dpkgit has been said that rtfm is Read The Fucking Manual. If you want to ask a question about foo, please read man foo; before asking. If there isn't a manpage about foo, use apropos to find one. Reading manuals helps us help you. [You might try info foo as well.] or Read Their Fucking Minds.
05:06.32ubotuDid you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, hybrid_
05:06.46dererkStop flooding you lamer!
05:06.50hybrid_lol
05:07.10neoncode!Hobbsee
05:07.11ubotuDid you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
05:07.19hybrid_o_0
05:07.32hybrid_!debian
05:07.32Melianhmm... debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that.
05:07.32dpkgi heard debian is http://www.debian.org.  See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents
05:07.32dererkNo clue. Is it bigger than a penny?
05:07.32ubotuDebian is "the rock upon which Ubuntu is founded"; see http://www.debian.org Thank You Ian and DEBra Murdock! 1994 Vers. 0.9.  Debian and Ubuntu http://www.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/relationship/
05:07.38dererkNo clue. Is it nice?
05:07.46neoncode!A-team
05:07.47ubotuBugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
05:07.51dererkStop flooding you lamer!
05:08.00neoncode!ubuntu
05:08.00dpkgUbuntu is a distribution of Linux that is <Based on Debian>, please visit http://www.ubuntulinux.org and/or visit #ubuntu, right here on IRC.  Ask me about <Based On Debian> for an explanation of why we are unable to support Ubuntu here.
05:08.00ubotumethinks ubuntu is a free GNU/Linux distribution. More at http://www.ubuntu.com and https://wiki.ubuntu.com/MarkShuttleworth
05:08.28hybrid_!rpm
05:08.28dpkgrpm is, like, revolutions per minute, or Red Hat package manager;; "rpm2cpio foo.rpm | cpio -ivdum" to extract the beasties, or a programming language according to LinuxOne, or convert them to .deb's with 'alien'.  Relaxing Porn Movie, or random package mangling, or an inferior package type when compared to deb.  Rubbish Package Management.  Retards pathetic Moaning, or roothats pathalogical muckfuck,  or rat-poison method, or robot power management
05:08.29ubotuwell, rpm is the Redhat Package Management file. Very similar to Debians DEB files, but require alien to install. ask me about !alien
05:08.44neoncode!lart dererk
05:08.52hybrid_lol
05:08.54neoncodelol!
05:08.56hybrid_nice one neoncode
05:09.08hybrid_!alien
05:09.09dpkgalien is, like, a program which allows one to convert from one package format to another: slackware to redhat, redhat to debian, debian to slackware, redhat to slackware, etc... it can handle stampede .slp packages as well, or some slimy, green, bug-like, creepy creature from outerspace that came to Earth to have sex with agent Scully, or at http://kitenet.net/programs/alien/
05:09.09ubotualien is, like, a program to convert RPMs to DEBs. Its use is discouraged, as it could create serious problems. Website: http://www.kitenet.net/programs/alien/
05:09.14dererkStop flooding you lamer!
05:09.32dererkHow do I need to tell you?
05:09.36dererkxD
05:09.49Hobbseedererk: you're not a bot, right?
05:10.00dererkNo clue.
05:10.04neoncode!lart dpkg
05:10.04hybrid_lol
05:10.14*** part/#debian-bots dererk (n=dash@unaffiliated/dererk)
05:10.20hybrid_Hobbsee: if he is he has a nice delay
05:10.31neoncode!
05:10.31ubotuI haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
05:10.33Hobbseeyeah, it's delayed
05:10.41Hobbseehaha!
05:10.46Hobbseeyeah, didnt think it was a bot, hehe
05:10.58neoncodeI thaught he was a bot
05:10.58hybrid_lol
05:11.06neoncodeHobbsee: Can we realy abuse them?
05:11.09neoncode!bot abuse
05:11.09ubotuwell, bot abuse is a great way to get banned
05:11.12hybrid_neoncode: it took forever for him to say something
05:11.30HobbseeLOL!  i like the dpkg version of botabuse
05:11.36hybrid_yeah
05:11.44hybrid_!ban
05:11.44dpkgfrom memory, ban is a way of getting rid of annoying pests, especially trolls
05:11.45ubotuhybrid_: I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
05:11.50hybrid_lol
05:11.55hybrid_dpkg is a smart ass
05:12.06neoncodeI like dpkg! we should have him in the ubuntu chanels!
05:12.11hybrid_err
05:12.11Hobbseeit's the debian bot - what did you expect
05:12.12Hobbseehaha yeah
05:12.15hybrid_neoncode: he is the debian bot
05:12.29hybrid_Hobbsee: yeah thats why rtfm is there
05:12.32hybrid_!rtfm
05:12.32dpkg[rtfm] Read The Fucking Manual. If you want to ask a question about foo, please read man foo; before asking. If there isn't a manpage about foo, use apropos to find one. Reading manuals helps us help you. [You might try info foo as well.] or Read Their Fucking Minds.
05:12.33ubotuWish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, hybrid_
05:12.38Hobbseeyeah, i swa
05:12.42neoncode!rpm
05:12.42dpkgrpm is probably revolutions per minute, or Red Hat package manager;; "rpm2cpio foo.rpm | cpio -ivdum" to extract the beasties, or a programming language according to LinuxOne, or convert them to .deb's with 'alien'.  Relaxing Porn Movie, or random package mangling, or an inferior package type when compared to deb.  Rubbish Package Management.  Retards pathetic Moaning, or roothats pathalogical muckfuck,  or rat-poison method, or robot power management
05:12.42ubotusomebody said rpm was the Redhat Package Management file. Very similar to Debians DEB files, but require alien to install. ask me about !alien
05:12.47neoncode!msg
05:12.47dpkg(1) Use private messages to the bots to reduce channel spam, but don't message people on #debian without asking permission first.  Most questions should be asked on channel, so that others can benefit from the question and the answers received.  (2) Always feel free to message freenode network staff.  They're the people with hostnames ending in 'staff.freenode'.  (3) Monosodium glutamate, a food additive (see http://truthinlabeling.org/).
05:12.48ubotuplease don't /msg people or start a personal message/ dcc chat without asking first in channel. People might be busy, and you have a better chance of an answer in the channel. Don't assume a particular user will be able to help you.
05:12.59hybrid_!lart dpkg
05:13.20hybrid_bot war!
05:13.24hybrid_like terminator
05:14.08hybrid_!flood
05:14.08dpkgIt's considered impolite to paste many lines of text on IRC. Please don't do it. Pasting one line is fine. Pasting two lines you can usually get away with. Pasting three lines will get you insulted. Pasting four or more lines will get you kicked. If you want to paste, use #flood or http://channels.debian.net/paste/
05:14.09ubotuit has been said that flood is for pasting, please use http://pastebin.com , http://paste.ubuntulinux.nl or #flood here on freenode.
05:14.45neoncodeubuntu tell neoncode hello
05:14.56neoncodeubotu tell neoncode hello
05:15.11neoncodedamn
05:15.38hybrid_!google
05:15.38dpkgit has been said that google is a search engine owned by Google Inc. whose mission statement is to "organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful." The largest search engine on the web, Google receives over 200 million queries each day through its various services. It's website can be found at http://www.google.com
05:15.39ubotufrom memory, google is a very popular internet search engine at http://www.google.com - They also run Gmail at http://www.gmail.com as a free E-mail service.
05:15.46Hobbseethe flood one
05:15.48hybrid_lol
05:16.03*** join/#debian-bots dererk (n=dash@unaffiliated/dererk)
05:16.07dererk:P
05:16.13hybrid_!jfgi
05:16.13dpkghmm... jfgi is just fucking google it
05:16.13ubotuhybrid_: I don't know, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
05:16.17Hobbseehey dererk
05:16.21neoncode!lart debian
05:16.31hybrid_dpkg: can i change your operator now?
05:16.32dererkOk, you catch me :P
05:16.41neoncodedererk: are you a human then?
05:16.47hybrid_you need to type faster dude
05:16.51dererkNo clue.
05:16.51Hobbseedererk: yes, you did a good job as a bot though
05:17.00dererkxD
05:17.02hybrid_quite amusing
05:17.04Hobbseedererk: your /whois gives you away, which was how i knew
05:17.20Hobbseebesides, dererk doesnt seem like much of a name for a bot
05:17.28hybrid_weird for a bot to be in #palm
05:17.28hybrid_;)
05:17.39dererkhehe
05:17.41neoncode!lart Melian
05:17.54Hobbseegood joke though :D
05:17.57Hobbseeyou do that often?
05:18.00dererkwas funny, wasn't it? xD
05:18.14dererkNo, just at newbies
05:18.15dererk:P
05:18.16hybrid_dererk: very
05:18.27Hobbseehehe!
05:18.27dererkhehe
05:18.49Hobbseeof course, your part message confirmed it, and the lack of auto-rejoin
05:19.06dererkxD
05:19.22dererkmaybe a excess of calls :P
05:19.27Hobbseelol
05:19.44hybrid_heh
05:19.49dererkyou didn't think about it, did you? ;)
05:20.20neoncode!lart dererk
05:20.33Hobbseelol
05:20.38hybrid_dererk: use alias to make some of it faster
05:20.40dererkHow bored you must be to have fun with bots xD
05:20.56hybrid_or extremely geeky
05:20.59dererkand I THOUGHT I was patetic
05:20.59dererkxD
05:21.02Hobbsee:P
05:21.10Hobbseenah, you're pretty reasonable as a bot hehe
05:21.16hybrid_LOL
05:21.23neoncodehey, going !bot abuse is fun!
05:21.26neoncode!bot abuse
05:21.27dpkgLeave me alone.. I feel abused and molested.
05:21.27ubotuhmm... bot abuse is a great way to get banned
05:21.40neoncodehey! dpkg said something diffrent!
05:21.41dererkapt takes the cake for me
05:21.43neoncode!bot abuse
05:21.49neoncodeaww...
05:21.58Hobbseeyeah, there are often multiple messages
05:22.03Hobbseedo you not write in python?
05:22.10dererkfor example
05:22.14dererkapt, dance
05:22.15aptwell, dance is ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' elive, stayin' elive..
05:22.23dererkapt, start dancing
05:22.25aptACTION :Dl-<
05:22.36dererkapt, start dancing
05:22.37aptACTION :DZ-<
05:22.44dererkLMAO
05:22.57Hobbsee!dance
05:22.58ubotuWhat? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Hobbsee
05:23.02Hobbsee!disco
05:23.02dpkgburn, baby, burn
05:23.02hybrid_LOL
05:23.02ubotuWoo Yeah, boogie on down...... **flashing lights*** party :D
05:23.05dererkubotu, SUCKS!
05:23.06ubotusucks is probably a word you should NOT use in #ubuntu
05:23.09Hobbseehaha!
05:23.14hybrid_HAHA
05:23.16dererkJust like Ubuntu!
05:23.19dererkHobbsee, XD
05:23.22Hobbseeyeah, some of him needs a rewrite
05:23.24hybrid_!lart dererk
05:23.25HobbseeLOL!
05:23.25dererkHobbsee, j/k :P
05:23.32Hobbseesomeoen checked my /whois as well then!
05:23.36hybrid_a flood of larts
05:23.38dererkno
05:23.42dererkyou msg me Hobbsee ;)
05:23.46Hobbseetrye
05:23.47Hobbsee*true
05:23.52Hobbseewhich showed the mask
05:24.01dererkclap clap
05:24.16dererkToo good to be a private investigator!
05:24.17dererk:D
05:24.22dererkxD
05:24.23Hobbseehehe
05:24.47hybrid_lol
05:24.49dererkSo, how much did you pay for it? XD
05:25.04Hobbseeif i were going to investigate someone, id' do it on a random nick, which wasnt identified
05:25.10dererkDid It come with your tube paste xD
05:25.10Hobbseewhat, the cloak?  :P
05:25.45dererkhehe, j/k buddy :)
05:25.59Hobbsee:P
05:26.20Hobbseebesides, people seem to want to find out where i am,not the other way around
05:27.00hybrid_ROFL
05:27.03neoncode!god
05:27.03dpkgrumour has it, god is The omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent Supreme Entity of the Universe. Or dead.
05:27.03ubotuBugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
05:27.16hybrid_or dead
05:27.18hybrid_haha
05:27.28hybrid_Hobbsee: ph33r my g00gl3 p0w3r5
05:27.45neoncodedid god make man or did man invent god?
05:27.51Hobbseehaha - you found my state - the people in -motu know closer than that!
05:28.06neoncodeand if the former is true, did man kill god?
05:28.09hybrid_Hobbsee: i got bored
05:28.25hybrid_Hobbsee: i have your University
05:28.29hybrid_they have record
05:28.30hybrid_'s
05:28.36Hobbseetrue
05:28.36hybrid_thats how i found tritium
05:28.50hybrid_colleges are the best place to find stuff
05:28.53dererkEveryone knows Ubuntu is great, Hobbsee
05:29.00Hobbsee:P
05:29.00dererkSpecially when It's turned off
05:29.02dererkxD
05:29.03Hobbseehaha!
05:29.10Hobbseeyou run debian or something?
05:29.14dererkXDç
05:29.16hybrid_mandrake
05:29.16apt-brmandrake eh uma distribuicao francesa baseada no redhat
05:29.19dererkHow did you know? XD
05:29.26dererk:0
05:29.27hybrid_!mandrake
05:29.27dpkgit has been said that mandrake is the old name of mandriva
05:29.27ubotuhybrid_: Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
05:29.30dererkapt-br, spoke!
05:29.30apt-brdererk: O que?
05:29.32Hobbseees...spanish, i take it
05:29.34hybrid_madrivia
05:29.34dererkxD
05:29.38Hobbseeyour english is pretty good
05:29.43hybrid_!madrivia
05:29.43ubotuNot a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, hybrid_
05:29.52Hobbsee!mandriva
05:29.52dpkgwell, mandriva is the new name (2005.04) of the merged Mandrake Linux and Conectiva Linux companies. or a stupid name, or a way of giving untested and pre-released software to newbies
05:29.52ubotuI don't know, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Hobbsee
05:30.04hybrid_lol
05:30.07hybrid_!redhat
05:30.07dpkgRed Hat used to be a Free Linux distribution, but their latest incarnation (Red Hat Enterprise) is commercial.  Their Free development branch (Fedora) takes the place of what most people used to use Red Hat for.   lame
05:30.08ubotuHuh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, hybrid_
05:30.08dererkwho are you talking to right now? XD
05:30.11dererkthis is a mess xD
05:30.38dererk:P
05:30.45dererkxD
05:30.55dererkI make it first xD
05:30.56hybrid_i get it from Hobbsee much
05:31.02Hobbseeit's "is ignoring" by the way... ignores is the verb :P
05:31.09Hobbseewell, to ignore is the verb
05:31.14hybrid_lol
05:31.16dererkLOL
05:31.27dererkYou nasty teacher!
05:31.27dererkxD
05:31.29Hobbseehehe
05:31.32hybrid_lol
05:31.50hybrid_dererk: Hobbsee uses words like "madam" and "my lord"
05:31.59Hobbseeyou ought to see some of the half-hearted attempts at mangled english that i sometimes see - just makes you go "what the heck are you on about?"  - oh, and not get help :P
05:32.05Hobbseehaha rubbish
05:32.21hybrid_Hobbsee: #help is bad about that
05:32.38dererkIt's funny to hear that, 'cause my EN teacher hate me xD
05:32.39hybrid_i know some spanish and it helps a good bit
05:32.51hybrid_dererk: english teachers are that way
05:32.54hybrid_even in the states
05:33.01Hobbseedererk: really? you're english is fairly reasonable.  it's readable, at least
05:33.02dererkShe told me once "You better start searching for a good languge to study instead!"
05:33.02dererkxD
05:33.06hybrid_Hobbsee: is english your mother language?
05:33.08Hobbseemy german teachers were terrible
05:33.10Hobbseeyeah, it is
05:33.17hybrid_thought so
05:33.20hybrid_heh
05:33.27hybrid_i make better grades in spanish then english
05:33.35hybrid_and english is my mother language
05:33.54dererkHobbsee, Conichuwa :D
05:33.57hybrid_i speak enough spanish to get what i want and help out sone
05:34.01hybrid_err some
05:34.18dererkLMAO
05:34.23dererkKonichiwa* xD
05:34.25Hobbseehehe!
05:34.38Hobbseekonichiwa dererk.  Wie gehts?
05:34.44dererkhybrid_, same as I do
05:34.59dererkapt, x de es  Wie gehts?
05:35.06dererkgrrrr
05:35.15hybrid_dererk: como si dici konichiwa en espanol?
05:35.31dererkhybrid_, you mean the pronunciation?
05:35.35dererkOr the meaning?
05:35.41hybrid_the translation
05:35.44dererk"Buen Día"
05:35.44hybrid_into spanish
05:35.56hybrid_ah ok
05:36.02hybrid_gracious senor
05:36.10dererkxD
05:36.23dererkyour welcome pretty lad ;)
05:36.27dererk:D
05:36.55hybrid_lol
05:37.05dererkhybrid_, Irss rocks (after xchat, of course ;)
05:37.10dererkHehe
05:37.42Hobbseeand both of them after konversation
05:37.47hybrid_xchat is based on irssi
05:37.55hybrid_i love estimated time left
05:38.05dererkHobbsee, nanana
05:38.07Hobbsee;P
05:38.13hybrid_how they go from 10 hours to a day to a seconf in 5 sec
05:38.16dererkQt is the biggest SUCKER!
05:38.16Hobbseeactually, you're right - konv doesnt have very good scripting
05:38.18hybrid_Hobbsee: KDE is horid
05:38.29hybrid_Xfce
05:38.36dererk<hybrid_> i love estimated time left  <- what you mean?
05:39.01hybrid_dererk: when you download something and it says "five minutes left" but it is never correct
05:39.10dererkxD
05:39.11hybrid_Hobbsee: heh nalioth loves his evil script
05:39.13Hobbseeah yes
05:39.28Hobbseewell, i have it, but it requires me usign irssi to be able to...
05:39.42hybrid_lol
05:39.45hybrid_i love it
05:39.55hybrid_but i gotta figure it out, the code is over me
05:40.09Hobbsee!sweedish-chef
05:40.09ubotuDo they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Hobbsee
05:40.24hybrid_:) should tell you something
05:40.46Hobbseelol
05:40.51hybrid_o_0
05:40.57hybrid_!yahoo
05:40.58dpkgyahoo is, like, at http://www.yahoo.com.  Voice Chat! http://phpaint.sourceforge.net/pyvoicechat/index_gyache.html
05:40.58ubotuyahoo is, like, totally, You can use Gaim for chatting on the Yahoo network: http://www.ubuntulinux.org/wiki/GaimHowto/
05:41.19hybrid_heh
05:41.29hybrid_!tell hybrid_ about google
05:41.29dererkI like irssi, but it doesn't have /ns neither /cs   :-\
05:42.06hybrid_come in here and !tell Hobbsee about google
05:42.09hybrid_a couple times
05:42.14hybrid_you'll love me :)
05:42.24Hobbseehmmm?
05:43.01dererkWell bots, take a rest
05:43.14hybrid_Hobbsee: Snake__ was making me made one day so ubotu told him a good bit about the CoC :)
05:43.20dererkI'm going to have a nap till 5
05:43.23Hobbseeoh ok
05:43.29Hobbseedererk: enjoy
05:43.32dererkHave fun there   ?=¬)
05:43.42dererks/have/take/
05:44.00dererkThanks u too
05:44.01hybrid_dererk: no more bot spoofing for a while
05:44.06dererk^^
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13:16.52neuronheh :D
13:16.58neuron!debian
13:16.58dpkgrumour has it, debian is http://www.debian.org.  See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents
13:16.59Meliani guess debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that.
13:16.59ubotuDebian is "the rock upon which Ubuntu is founded"; see http://www.debian.org Thank You Ian and DEBra Murdock! 1994 Vers. 0.9.  Debian and Ubuntu http://www.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/relationship/
13:17.31neuron!als
13:17.31dpkg[als] the atlanta linux showcase. http://www.linuxshowcase.org
13:17.32ubotuneuron: Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
13:17.40neuron!alsa
13:17.41dpkgRead http://www.linuks.mine.nu/debian-faq-wiki/UseSoundCard or see <alsa-checklist>
13:17.41ubotuit has been said that alsa is http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=32063, see also !dmix
13:27.09neuron!rpm
13:27.09dpkgit has been said that rpm is revolutions per minute, or Red Hat package manager;; "rpm2cpio foo.rpm | cpio -ivdum" to extract the beasties, or a programming language according to LinuxOne, or convert them to .deb's with 'alien'.  Relaxing Porn Movie, or random package mangling, or an inferior package type when compared to deb.  Rubbish Package Management.  Retards pathetic Moaning, or roothats pathalogical muckfuck,  or rat-poison method, or robot ...
13:27.10ubotufrom memory, rpm is the Redhat Package Management file. Very similar to Debians DEB files, but require alien to install. ask me about !alien
13:29.43neuronQkubuntu
13:29.48neuron!kubuntu
13:29.48dpkgkubuntu is, like, ubuntu with kde instead of gnome, or #Kubuntu, or another debian ripoff
13:29.49ubotukubuntu is, like, Ubuntu+KDE (not a fork) ; see http://kubuntu.org and you can go to #kubuntu for KDE-related help, or install from Ubuntu: sudo apt-get install kubuntu-desktop; ISOs: http://releases.ubuntu.com/kubuntu/breezy/
13:30.27neuron!wtf
13:30.28ubotuthe INETRNET DAMNIT try freshmeat.net, linuxapps.com and tucows.com and then winge at /dev/null
13:33.03neuron!hi
13:33.03MelianMany greetings, neuron, most strange traveller, to this IRCdom of plenty.
13:33.04dpkghello, neuron
13:33.04ubotuneuron: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
13:35.56neuron!apt-get
13:35.56dpkgapt-get is, like, "apt-get install synaptic" for gui "apt-get install aptitude" for curses or just use apt-get command line. apt-get is a program part of the apt package used as a simple command line tool to libapt. apt-get is the most used front-end for apt. http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/apt-howto/ see also <apt> <apt-cache> <synaptic> <aptitude>
13:35.57ubotumethinks apt-get is http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/apt-howto/apt-howto.en.txt (in depth) and https://wiki.ubuntu.com/AptGetHowto
13:36.32neuron!forget sar
13:36.33Meliani didn't have anything called 'sar' to forget, neuron
13:36.33dpkgi forgot sar, neuron
13:36.33ubotuneuron: i didn't have anything called 'sar'
13:36.44neuron!forget redhat
13:36.44dpkgneuron: i forgot redhat
13:36.45Meliani didn't have anything called 'redhat' to forget, neuron
13:36.45ubotuneuron: i didn't have anything called 'redhat'
13:36.56neurondpkg: redhat
13:42.52neuron!windows
13:42.52dpkgPCs are like air conditioners, if you open Windows(R) they don't work.
13:42.53ubotuneuron: Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
13:45.32neuron!blootboot
13:45.33ubotuI haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neuron
13:45.33neuron!blootbot
13:45.34dpkgmethinks blootbot is a severely mutiliated infobot (right now, the code doesn't even look like infobot any more), by xk.  Homepage at http://blootbot.sourceforge.net.  Archive is at http://www.nyip.net/~apt/blootbot. See blootbot debs now in debian, or if you didn't already know this you probably don't want to run a blootbot unless you're very good with perl
13:45.34Meliani heard blootbot is a severely modified infobot (right now, the code doesn't even look like infobot any more), by xk.  Homepage at http://blootbot.sourceforge.net.  Archive is at http://www.nyip.net/~apt/blootbot. See blootbot debs now in debian, or if you didn't already know this you probably don't want to run a blootbot unless you're very good with perl.
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19:47.57Snake__hi dpkg
19:48.02Snake__dpkg: whats up
19:48.02dpkgnothing much mate, you ?
19:48.07Snake__dpkg: 2=2 +?
19:48.19Snake__dpkg: go die
19:49.05Snake__dpkg: hows life
19:49.10Snake__dpkg: lol
19:49.10dpkgIf you want to laugh, use heh or hah or bwahahaha. lol doesn't sound like laughter at all and makes you look like an AOL user.
19:49.59Snake__dpkg: are you a guy?
19:50.03Snake__!lart
19:50.23Snake__dpkg: life
19:50.23neoncodelol
19:50.23dpkgmethinks life is what you made by yourself. so if you're saying "life sucks", it is you that sucked.
19:51.53Snake__dpkg: lawl
19:51.53dpkghmm... lawl is the sound of someone who has been on IRC too much. see also: roffle.
19:52.29Snake__dpkg: whats new pussy cat?
19:52.34Snake__!love
19:52.34dpkgLove is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.  At night, the ice weasels come.
19:52.35ubotuSnake__: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
19:53.26Snake__!hell
19:53.27dpkgrumour has it, hell is where it is always schoolies week.
19:53.27ubotuNO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Snake__
19:53.44Snake__!rawr
19:53.44dpkg[rawr] Rawr! Grrr
19:53.44ubotuSnake__: I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
19:55.19Snake__!death
19:55.19dpkghmm... death is what happens when you don't /msg, or the opposite of life
19:55.19ubotuI haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Snake__
19:55.47Snake__!binary
19:55.48dpkgit has been said that binary is base 2, a way of coding numbers using only 0 and 1 digits instead of base 10, which has 0, 1, ... 9
19:55.48ubotuSnake__: Huh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
19:56.06Snake__!right
19:56.06dpkgright, (adj): 1) The opposite of left. 2) What cafuego says.
19:56.07uboturight, (adj): 1) The opposite of left. 2) What cafuego says.
19:56.49Snake__~hi
19:56.50apthello, snake__
19:56.54Snake__apt whats up
19:56.56aptnothing much mate, you ?
19:57.08Snake__dpkg: hows ur mom
19:57.11Snake__!mom
19:57.11dpkgno, snake__, I'm not your mother
19:57.11ubotuSnake__: Syntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
19:57.17Snake__!mom
19:57.54Snake__!dpkg
19:57.55dpkgi guess dpkg is I AM A BOT YOU CAN NOT HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME! or dpkg is the base of the Debian PacKaGe management system. It was created by Ian Jackson in 1993. dpkg is similar to RPM, as it is used to install, remove, and provide information about deb packages. dpkg itself is a low level tool; higher level tools, such as APT, are used to fetch packages from  remote locations or deal with complex package relations. see also <apt-get> <apt>
19:58.33Snake__!apt
19:58.34dpkghmm... apt is Advanced Packaging Tool, a package management system used by Debian and its derivatives. There is no apt program per se; APT is a C++ library of functions that are used by several command line programs for dealing with packages, most notably apt-get and apt-cache. see also <apt-get> <apt-cache>
19:58.34ubotuI heard apt is http://wiki.ubuntu.com/AptGetHowTo/ or http://www.debian.org/doc/user-manuals#apt-howto
19:59.09Snake__!happiness
19:59.09dpkgwell, happiness is a working MILO formatter or a warm gnu. or a warm gun. Just ask the Beatles
19:59.09ubotuI give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Snake__
20:00.24Snake__!lilo
20:00.25dpkgwell, lilo is the LInux LOader, and the head of staff of irc.freenode.net (who isn't named after the LInux LOader)
20:00.25ubotuSnake__: No idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:02.38neoncode!grub
20:02.38dpkgi heard grub is [grub] Grand Unified Bootloader at http://www.gnu.org/software/grub/ . It's an extremely powerful boot loader that can boot a lot of OSes, understands a lot of filesystems including reiserfs..  Go here for an excellent step-by-step description of setting up grub on your system: http://www.linuxjournal.com/article.php?sid=4622, or a distributed internet crawler..  NOT recommendend with JFS
20:02.39ubotuhttp://wiki.ubuntu.com/GrubHowto or https://wiki.ubuntu.com/RecoveringUbuntuAfterInstallingWindows or troubleshooting grub: http://www.gnu.org/software/grub/manual/grub.html#Troubleshooting
20:02.49neoncode!badgerknoppix
20:02.49dpkgKnoppix Knoppix Knoppix Knoppix Ubuntu Ubuntu Knoppix Knoppix Knoppix Knoppix A MEPIS! A MEPIS!
20:02.49ubotuNot a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
20:03.00Snake__neoncode: is that awesome
20:03.01Snake__or awesome
20:03.39Snake__!kiss
20:03.39dpkg[kiss] Keep It Simple Stupid!!!
20:03.39ubotuSnake__: What? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:04.00Snake__!love
20:04.00dpkgLove is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.  At night, the ice weasels come.
20:04.00ubotuBugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Snake__
20:04.29Snake__!happiness
20:04.29dpkghmm... happiness is a working MILO formatter or a warm gnu. or a warm gun. Just ask the Beatles
20:04.29ubotuSnake__: NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:04.32neoncode!sex
20:04.32Melianunzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;unmount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
20:04.32dpkgupdatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep
20:04.33ubotuneoncode: I don't know, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:04.44Snake__LOL
20:04.48Snake__apt-get install condom
20:05.01Snake__neoncode: ubotu is so behind :(
20:07.12Snake__!drugs
20:07.12dpkgit has been said that drugs is what is packed into ody colon during vacation, or bad
20:07.13ubotuSnake__: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:08.48neoncode!bill gates
20:08.48dpkgsomebody said bill gates was the creator of all many things that are annoying, insidious, non-free, evil, and annoying.  Did I mention annoying? > very annoying.
20:08.49ubotuDid you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
20:11.27Snake__hb[04:03] < neoncode> !sex
20:14.39Snake__!yay
20:14.39dpkgyay!
20:14.40ubotuSnake__: Bugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:14.43Snake__!ping
20:14.43dpkgpong
20:14.43Melianpong
20:14.44ubotupong
20:14.45GochoBotPong! Snake__, tu lag es mental...
20:14.48Snake__LOL
20:16.08Snake__!heart
20:16.08ubotuWhat? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Snake__
20:16.16Snake__!ROT13
20:16.28Snake__!fsck
20:16.28dpkgsomebody said fsck was a file system integrity checker, or a visually-similar euphemism for fuck
20:16.47Snake__!fuck
20:16.47dpkg[fuck] a wonderful, versatile word, that you should use as often as you can. http://www.fartfarm.com/FWORD32_.wav
20:16.47ubotuSnake__: No idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:19.56Snake__!scew
20:19.57ubotuSnake__: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:20.00Snake__!touch
20:20.00dpkgextra, extra, read all about it, touch is a cool command used to create an empty file or used to change file timestamps on existing files.  For additional info, man touch.
20:20.00ubotuNO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, Snake__
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20:28.44neoncode!kinky
20:28.44dpkgi heard kinky is FOODLUBE AIR-FLO - http://www.rocol.com/english/product/maintainence/product_info/technicalsheets/1541.html
20:28.45ubotuWhat? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
20:34.11neoncode!ubotu
20:34.11dpkgrumour has it, ubotu is the #ubuntu bot, which is also a blootbot like me.
20:34.11ubotuYep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots.
20:34.30neoncode!kubotu
20:34.30ubotuneoncode: NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:35.54neoncode!bot
20:35.54dpkgI ain't no stinkin' bot.  I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool.  Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse).
20:35.55ubotuYep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots.
20:36.24neoncodemelian hi
20:36.24Melianmoin moin
20:36.31neoncode!ping
20:36.31dpkgpong
20:36.32Melianpong
20:36.33ubotupong
20:36.33GochoBotPong! neoncode, tu lag es mental...
20:37.49neoncode!melian
20:37.49Meliansomebody said melian was a hoot
20:37.50ubotuneoncode: I give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:38.05neoncodedebby
20:38.11neoncode!debby
20:38.11ubotuneoncode: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
20:38.23neoncodedebby hello
21:36.22neoncode!ping
21:36.22dpkgpong
21:36.22Melianpong
21:36.22ubotupong
21:36.23GochoBotPong! neoncode, tu lag es mental...
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21:37.31jack-!ping
21:37.31neoncodewatch this
21:37.31jack-!ping
21:37.32Melianpong
21:37.32dpkgpong
21:37.32ubotupong
21:37.32jack-!ping
21:37.32GochoBotPong! jack-, tu lag es mental...
21:37.35Snake__I seen
21:37.39Snake__lol
21:37.43neoncodeWTF just happened?
21:37.49Snake__!ping
21:37.50dpkgpong
21:37.50Melianpong
21:37.51GochoBotPong! Snake__, tu lag es mental...
21:37.55neoncode!ping
21:37.57GochoBotPong! neoncode, tu lag es mental...
21:38.04neoncode!women
21:38.04Snake__!ping
21:38.04dpkghmm... women is woman > 1, or HOWTO Encourage Women in Linux : http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/docs/HOWTO/other-formats/html_single/Encourage-Women-Linux-HOWTO.html
21:38.05dpkgpong
21:38.05ubotuThe Ubuntu women project women and men hang out in #ubuntu-women. Encouraging women to use linux? Read http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Encourage-Women-Linux-HOWTO/ for some suggestions compiled by women who use Linux on how to do so effectively.
21:38.05Melianpong
21:38.05ubotupong
21:38.05GochoBotPong! Snake__, tu lag es mental...
21:38.25jack-omg, does that channel even exist? :P
21:38.56neoncodejack-: nope
21:39.26jack-neoncode: yeps
21:39.30jack-i just joined it
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21:39.35jack-there are people, wee
21:40.05neoncodejack-: Hey... your not a bot!
21:40.29jack-oh, i am
21:40.43jack-virtual artificial intelligence, v0.88.2 beta
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22:02.37Melianpong
22:02.37ubotupong
22:02.38dpkgpong
22:02.38GochoBotPong! hybrid, tu lag es mental...
22:02.50hybriddererk: no pong?
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23:49.30neoncode!guidelines
23:49.31dpkg1) Read the /topic, the FAQ, and google before asking us. 2) Don't ask to ask. Just ask. 3) Don't repeat; show that you have tried to help yourself by refining the question. 4) Reading docs (man/info pages, READMEs) is a worthwhile skill. Practice it. 5) Use /msg to talk to the bots (not the people). See <msg>. 6) Be polite and patient. 7) Paste on #flood or <paster>, not here. 8) No trolls or spam.
23:49.31ubotuHuh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode
23:50.10hybrid!tell neoncode about apt
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23:50.29hybridLOL
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23:51.03neoncode!tell hybrid about ping
23:53.47neoncode!linux
23:53.47dpkgrumour has it, linux is closed
23:53.55neoncode!debian
23:53.55dpkgi guess debian is http://www.debian.org.  See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents
23:53.55Meliandebian is probably not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that.
23:54.07neoncode!tell hybrid about ping
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