| 00:00.26 | neoncode | !tell Snake__ about ping |
| 00:01.15 | neoncode | !riddell |
| 00:01.16 | ubotu | Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 00:02.41 | neoncode | !dpkg bort |
| 00:02.41 | ubotu | Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 00:02.44 | neoncode | !dpkg bot |
| 00:02.44 | dpkg | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 00:02.44 | ubotu | Did you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 00:08.05 | neoncode | !windows |
| 00:08.05 | dpkg | PCs are like air conditioners, if you open Windows(R) they don't work. |
| 00:08.19 | ubotu | Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 00:08.20 | neoncode | !mac |
| 00:08.20 | dpkg | from memory, mac is see also nameififrename |
| 00:08.21 | ubotu | neoncode: I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:08.29 | neoncode | !apple |
| 00:08.29 | dpkg | somebody said apple was the best hardware company out there. They make much better processors than intelAMD, but unfortunately are a bit proprietary, or the most "proprietary" of all companies, ever... sucks. OSI approved, or the rooted os |
| 00:08.29 | ubotu | neoncode: Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:09.18 | neoncode | !microsoft |
| 00:09.18 | dpkg | microsoft is probably the soft conglomerate of stature that provides the food to billions of apathetic morons who want to sit on the asses of thier undoing so their minds can melt into the pixelized universe that is The Daily Show |
| 00:09.18 | Melian | microsoft is, like, even worse for your computer than DarwinPorts |
| 00:09.18 | ubotu | neoncode: Huh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:09.29 | neoncode | !darwin |
| 00:09.29 | dpkg | darwin is probably an apple-sourced os based on BSD, also see MacOS X or the APSL. . Charles Darwin (1809 -1882), famous for putting together theory of evolution |
| 00:09.29 | ubotu | Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 00:09.49 | neoncode | !iMac |
| 00:09.49 | dpkg | [imac] a... err...err *puh* i just know that there exists a Vibrator called iMac, or the name of hair removal cream in .uk |
| 00:09.49 | ubotu | Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 00:10.06 | neoncode | !vibrator |
| 00:10.06 | ubotu | neoncode: Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:10.14 | neoncode | !grep |
| 00:10.14 | dpkg | well, grep is at http://www.gnu.org/software/grep/grep.html (GNU grep, egrep and fgrep.) or called that because of ed's g/RE/p command, which does the same thing or "Marvel at the beautiful plumage of the wild grep as it glides lazily through the thick morning ASCII.". Global Regular Expression Print |
| 00:10.14 | ubotu | neoncode: Syntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:10.30 | neoncode | !cat |
| 00:10.30 | dpkg | [cat] a program in Unix and Unix-like operating systems that concatenates the contents of files, reading from a list of files and/or standard input in sequence and writing their contents in order to standard output. cat takes the list of files as arguments but also interprets the argument "-" as standard input. see also <more> <less> <dog> |
| 00:10.30 | ubotu | it has been said that cat is a *nix command, see also more, less, or even better : the heavenly sweet 'dog'. a quadruped animal known for feeling superior and saying 'meow'. |
| 00:41.30 | jack- | !dog |
| 00:41.30 | dpkg | somebody said dog was at http://www.nl.linux.org/~wsl/dog.html (Buffering replacement for cat) or a mammal which is sometimes called mans best friend, or a footstool, or god spelled backwards, or cats from www, or http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/gracem.jpg |
| 00:41.30 | ubotu | jack-: Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:41.45 | jack- | !crocodile |
| 00:41.45 | ubotu | jack-: I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:41.53 | jack- | :x |
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| 01:00.33 | mhall | apt: xgl |
| 01:00.35 | apt | xgl is, like, try it from http://distrowatch.com/?newsid=03282#0 and after say again to include it in... |
| 01:04.22 | mhall | apt: listvals xgl |
| 01:04.27 | mhall | apt: listkeys xgl |
| 01:04.38 | mhall | apt: xglobe |
| 01:04.39 | apt | A toy that displays a globe on your X desktop. URL: http://wwwrzstud.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de/~uddn/xglobe/ |
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| 01:05.30 | jack- | apt: xpuke |
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| 02:39.00 | neoncode | !your mom |
| 02:39.00 | dpkg | i guess your mom is my hoe |
| 02:39.00 | ubotu | Did you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
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| 03:01.34 | neoncode | !ping |
| 03:01.34 | Melian | pong |
| 03:01.35 | dpkg | pong |
| 03:01.35 | ubotu | pong |
| 03:01.35 | GochoBot | Pong! neoncode, tu lag es mental... |
| 03:01.39 | neoncode | =) |
| 03:02.22 | neoncode | lol |
| 03:02.51 | neoncode | !sex |
| 03:02.51 | dpkg | updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 03:02.51 | Melian | unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;unmount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped. |
| 03:02.52 | ubotu | I give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 03:03.32 | Hobbsee | lol! |
| 03:03.53 | neoncode | !bot |
| 03:03.53 | dpkg | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 03:03.53 | ubotu | Yep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots. |
| 03:03.59 | neoncode | oh |
| 03:04.03 | neoncode | dpkg bot abuse |
| 03:04.03 | dpkg | Leave me alone.. I feel abused and molested. |
| 03:04.07 | neoncode | dpkg bot abuse |
| 03:04.16 | neoncode | dpkg bot abuse |
| 03:04.20 | neoncode | =) |
| 03:04.27 | Hobbsee | hehe |
| 03:06.00 | Hobbsee | !topic |
| 03:06.06 | neoncode | what do you think nalioth would do to me if I did that? |
| 03:06.34 | neoncode | !users |
| 03:06.34 | dpkg | users is, like, Mithrandi |
| 03:06.34 | ubotu | Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 03:06.59 | neoncode | !christian |
| 03:07.00 | ubotu | neoncode: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 03:07.05 | neoncode | !jesus |
| 03:07.06 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, jesus is cool, or apparently now EMACS (see emacs) |
| 03:07.06 | ubotu | I give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 03:07.14 | neoncode | !god |
| 03:07.14 | dpkg | hmm... god is The omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent Supreme Entity of the Universe. Or dead. |
| 03:07.14 | ubotu | neoncode: I don't know, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 03:07.24 | neoncode | Or dead? |
| 03:07.35 | neoncode | !debian-bots |
| 03:07.35 | dpkg | well, debian-bots is #debian-bots where little kids play with their toys. |
| 03:07.35 | ubotu | NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 03:08.22 | neoncode | ubotu debian-bots is the only chanel where you are allowed to play with the bots, otherwise use /msg |
| 03:08.24 | ubotu | neoncode: okay |
| 03:08.28 | neoncode | !debian-bots |
| 03:08.28 | dpkg | methinks debian-bots is #debian-bots where little kids play with their toys. |
| 03:08.28 | ubotu | parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 03:08.44 | neoncode | =( |
| 03:08.50 | neoncode | ubotu debian-bots |
| 03:08.57 | neoncode | ubotu debian-bots |
| 03:08.58 | ubotu | Syntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, neoncode |
| 03:09.09 | neoncode | ubotu debian-bots |
| 03:09.53 | neoncode | Hobbsee: What's wrong with ubotu |
| 03:10.06 | Hobbsee | !bot |
| 03:10.06 | dpkg | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 03:10.06 | ubotu | Yep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots. |
| 03:10.14 | Hobbsee | nothing's wrong with ubotu...check your PM's |
| 03:10.48 | neoncode | Hobbsee: I did... |
| 03:10.51 | neoncode | nothing from ubotu |
| 03:10.56 | neoncode | !debian-bots |
| 03:10.57 | dpkg | it has been said that debian-bots is #debian-bots where little kids play with their toys. |
| 03:10.57 | ubotu | neoncode: NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 03:11.04 | neoncode | -_- |
| 03:11.50 | Hobbsee | it only lets you call it once every while... |
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| 07:15.14 | pppoe_dude | !smoking |
| 07:15.14 | dpkg | i guess smoking is cool |
| 07:15.15 | ubotu | Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, pppoe_dude |
| 07:18.55 | jetscreamer | !fuck smoking |
| 07:18.56 | ubotu | No idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, jetscreamer |
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| 17:22.55 | tijn | hi, any fleshperson in here ? :) |
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| 18:05.15 | hybrid | ping |
| 18:05.20 | hybrid | !ping |
| 18:05.20 | dpkg | pong |
| 18:05.20 | ubotu | pong |
| 18:05.21 | Melian | pong |
| 18:05.22 | GochoBot | Pong! hybrid, tu lag es mental... |
| 18:05.37 | hybrid | howdy dererk |
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| 19:32.13 | neoncode | !ping |
| 19:32.13 | Melian | pong |
| 19:32.13 | dpkg | pong |
| 19:32.14 | ubotu | pong |
| 19:32.14 | GochoBot | Pong! neoncode, tu lag es mental... |
| 19:32.27 | hybrid | !lart neoncode |
| 19:33.32 | neoncode | !lart hybrid |
| 19:34.12 | hybrid | !help |
| 19:34.33 | hybrid | !about |
| 19:34.33 | dpkg | enter /msg dpkg help in your IRC client |
| 19:34.33 | ubotu | What? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, hybrid |
| 21:50.34 | hybrid | !tell neoncode about ping |
| 21:51.04 | dererk | !bored |
| 21:51.04 | dpkg | somebody said bored was something that you are when you are asking apt stupid questions like "tell me about bored", or what you are when you ask apt stupid questions like "What is bored?", or check http://www.freshmeat.net/random/, or check the debian user homepages, http://www.linuks.mine.nu/debian-worldmap/, or <reply> only boring people get bored |
| 21:51.04 | ubotu | dererk: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 21:51.04 | dererk | :P |
| 21:51.42 | hybrid | apt: tell me about bored |
| 21:54.02 | neoncode | hybrid: asshole |
| 21:54.13 | neoncode | !tell hybrid about sex |
| 22:43.54 | hybrid | !lart neoncode |
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