| 00:54.35 | dererk | Entrance |
| 00:54.37 | dererk | !entrance |
| 00:54.38 | ubotu | Huh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
| 00:55.07 | dererk | !entrance is the Enlightenment Session Manager. |
| 00:55.07 | dpkg | dererk: okay |
| 00:55.07 | Melian | dererk: okay |
| 00:55.08 | ubotu | okay, dererk |
| 00:55.16 | dererk | apt, entrance |
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| 04:41.13 | dererk | Debby, lammer |
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| 06:06.14 | dererk | !scroll |
| 06:06.14 | ubotu | dererk: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 06:06.14 | dpkg | Ok we now that you know how to press enter. Now type at least one sentence before pressing next time. |
| 06:06.23 | dererk | !scroll wheel |
| 06:06.24 | ubotu | NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
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| 06:48.44 | dererk | quit time party! :P |
| 06:50.19 | simonrvn | ploink |
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| 11:27.19 | protocol1 | !water |
| 11:27.19 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, water is a good drink, if you're poor... |
| 11:27.20 | ubotu | Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, protocol1 |
| 11:27.37 | protocol1 | !pokes |
| 11:27.38 | ubotu | protocol1: Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:27.42 | protocol1 | !poke |
| 11:27.43 | dpkg | yeah yeah, i'm here |
| 11:28.25 | protocol1 | !ubotu |
| 11:28.26 | ubotu | Yep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots. |
| 11:28.27 | dpkg | somebody said ubotu was the #ubuntu bot, which is also a blootbot like me. |
| 11:29.04 | protocol1 | !speed |
| 11:29.04 | dpkg | i heard speed is the Internet Penis. The bigger the better :) |
| 11:29.04 | ubotu | protocol1: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:29.26 | protocol1 | !Mittens |
| 11:29.27 | ubotu | I don't know, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, protocol1 |
| 11:29.35 | protocol1 | !mittens |
| 11:29.35 | ubotu | protocol1: Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:29.48 | protocol1 | !suse |
| 11:29.48 | dpkg | it has been said that suse is a linux distribution that can be found at http://www.suse.com, or german, open source, *nix. . . you do the math. the root of all that is wrong and evil, or #suse, or see http://www.omahns-home.co.uk/downloads/sles9.png |
| 11:29.49 | ubotu | Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, protocol1 |
| 11:57.44 | protocol1 | !antivir |
| 11:57.45 | ubotu | protocol1: Not a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
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| 15:01.43 | dererk | !flame jetscreamer |
| 15:01.43 | dpkg | jetscreamer: YOU SUCK. And you know it. |
| 15:01.43 | ubotu | Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
| 15:01.50 | dererk | !insult jetscreamer |
| 15:01.52 | dpkg | jetscreamer is nothing but a common-kissing pile of goatish snake bait |
| 15:01.52 | Melian | jetscreamer is nothing but a full-gorged ass-full of tofu-nibbling cat bladders |
| 15:01.58 | dererk | I love this bots xD |
| 15:02.17 | jetscreamer | common-kissing? |
| 15:04.01 | tijn_ | whoehoeoeo bot orgie!!! |
| 15:04.04 | tijn_ | :D |
| 15:04.27 | dererk | hohoho |
| 17:51.45 | dererk | Debby, ! is Joer, que te piensas, que soy tu shell? |
| 17:51.47 | Debby | ...but ! is already something else... |
| 17:51.51 | dererk | Debby, no, ! is Joer, que te piensas, que soy tu shell? |
| 17:51.53 | Debby | okay, dererk |
| 17:51.56 | dererk | !! |
| 17:51.57 | dpkg | I am not your damn csh prompt! |
| 17:51.57 | ubotu | dererk: Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 17:52.02 | dererk | Debby, ! |
| 17:52.04 | Debby | en #debian-es ! es Joer, que te piensas, que soy tu shell? |
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| 23:08.49 | neoncode | !ping |
| 23:08.50 | Melian | pong |
| 23:08.51 | dpkg | pong |
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