| 00:33.25 | dererk | :-S |
| 00:33.32 | dererk | !exterminate jack- |
| 00:33.33 | ubotu | NO SPEAKE ENLISH! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
| 00:33.40 | dererk | pufff |
| 00:33.55 | dererk | ubotu, damn bot |
| 00:33.55 | ubotu | dererk: I give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:34.00 | dererk | Grrr |
| 00:36.48 | jack- | :) |
| 00:40.33 | dererk | dpkg, --configure jack- |
| 00:40.38 | dererk | grrr |
| 00:40.45 | dererk | !botwar |
| 00:40.46 | dpkg | apt2: pfft |
| 00:40.46 | ubotu | dererk: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 00:40.55 | dererk | ¬¬ |
| 00:41.17 | jack- | lol |
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| 01:58.39 | dererk | !horde |
| 01:58.39 | ubotu | Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
| 01:59.28 | dererk | !horde is The Horde Project is about creating high quality Open Source applications, based on PHP and the Horde Framework. |
| 01:59.28 | Melian | okay, dererk |
| 01:59.28 | dpkg | okay, dererk |
| 01:59.29 | ubotu | okay, dererk |
| 01:59.35 | dererk | Debby, horde is The Horde Project is about creating high quality Open Source applications, based on PHP and the Horde Framework. |
| 01:59.35 | Debby | dererk: Gracias por llenar mi base de datos, tu requerimiento ha sido agregado =) |
| 02:24.16 | jack- | high quality? based on php? :) |
| 02:24.21 | jack- | sounds like a contradiction |
| 02:24.42 | dererk | LMAO |
| 02:25.02 | jack- | ok i'm currently earning my bucks with php shit |
| 02:25.08 | jack- | but still..i dont really like it ;p |
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| 06:42.19 | bimberi | ubotu tell bimberi about help |
| 06:42.49 | bimberi | !help |
| 06:43.22 | bimberi | gah, botspam :P |
| 06:43.36 | jack- | !lart bimberi |
| 06:44.30 | bimberi | um ... ouch :P |
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| 06:45.26 | jack- | :) |
| 06:46.58 | dererk | :) |
| 06:47.05 | dererk | Where are the girls? |
| 06:47.07 | dererk | :D |
| 06:47.14 | dererk | :PPPPPP |
| 06:47.39 | neoncode | dererk: yo |
| 06:47.53 | dererk | Yo! neoncode |
| 06:48.05 | neoncode | how's our little "bot" doing? =) |
| 06:48.10 | dererk | lol |
| 06:48.14 | dererk | No Clue. |
| 06:48.15 | dererk | :PPPPP |
| 06:48.27 | neoncode | =D |
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| 07:00.06 | jack- | next one, lol |
| 07:00.16 | jack- | lets see if it can do the important things too |
| 07:00.23 | jack- | !lart bottana |
| 07:00.32 | jack- | bad blootbot |
| 07:00.48 | jack- | bottana, hello |
| 07:00.48 | bottana | hi, jack- |
| 07:00.52 | dererk | apt, rip jack- |
| 07:00.53 | apt | ACTION takes jack- and acts as Jack The Ripper |
| 07:00.57 | jack- | :P |
| 07:01.00 | dererk | hahaha |
| 07:01.11 | dererk | That one was quite goo |
| 07:01.14 | dererk | good* |
| 07:01.15 | jack- | :) |
| 07:01.22 | dererk | apt, factinfo rip $who |
| 07:01.22 | apt | there's no such factoid as rip $who, dererk |
| 07:01.27 | dererk | apt, factinfo rip |
| 07:01.27 | apt | rip -- created by wolfie <brian@mo75.housing.hawaii.edu> at Wed Apr 5 00:35:56 2000 (2205 days); it has been requested 7 times, last by nunes at Thu Apr 1 21:19:48 2004. |
| 07:01.44 | jack- | melian, factinfo lart |
| 07:01.44 | Melian | there's no such factoid as lart, jack- |
| 07:01.51 | jack- | dang |
| 07:01.56 | dererk | ;) |
| 07:02.04 | dererk | Melian, would you marry me? ;) |
| 07:02.19 | dererk | Take you time to think it! :D |
| 07:03.15 | dererk | !atp |
| 07:03.16 | dpkg | ping pta |
| 07:03.16 | ubotu | Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
| 07:03.25 | dererk | ubotu, fuck you! |
| 07:03.25 | ubotu | dererk: Huh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 07:03.28 | dererk | xD |
| 07:03.35 | dererk | dpkg, pta |
| 07:03.36 | dpkg | ping atp |
| 07:03.44 | dererk | bahh |
| 07:03.49 | dererk | apt, atp |
| 07:03.51 | apt | ping pta |
| 07:04.02 | dererk | #_# |
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| 07:29.58 | jetscreamer | lart is built-in i think |
| 07:31.02 | neoncode | dpkg tell ubotu about lart jetscreamer |
| 07:31.24 | neoncode | dpkg tell ubotu about lart #debian-bots jetscreamer |
| 07:31.35 | neoncode | jetscreamer: You got larted by a bot! |
| 07:32.04 | jetscreamer | omg |
| 07:39.28 | jack- | rofl |
| 07:45.18 | neoncode | =) |
| 07:46.34 | jack- | melian tell dpkg about lart #fink tenshiKur0 |
| 07:46.50 | jack- | owns :) |
| 07:58.08 | neoncode | jack-: What happened? |
| 07:58.52 | jack- | as expected ;) |
| 07:59.10 | jack- | * fn~Melian stabs tenshiKur0, courtesy of dpkg |
| 07:59.21 | jack- | i'm off to work, laters |
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| 09:23.29 | simonrvn | ravenbird tell dpkg about lart #debian tarzeau |
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| 14:30.49 | jetscreamer | get a conect dude |
| 14:30.52 | jetscreamer | n |
| 14:31.26 | dererk | apt, wave jetscreamer |
| 14:31.27 | apt | Bye, jetscreamer |
| 14:31.33 | dererk | lol |
| 14:31.37 | dererk | bye? XD |
| 14:31.53 | dererk | apt, wave jetscreamer! |
| 14:31.54 | apt | Bye, jetscreamer! |
| 14:31.57 | dererk | xD |
| 14:31.58 | jetscreamer | !greet dererk |
| 14:31.58 | dpkg | Nihao, dererk |
| 14:31.59 | ubotu | Did you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, jetscreamer |
| 14:32.04 | dererk | Uhhh |
| 14:32.07 | jetscreamer | stupid bot |
| 14:32.10 | dererk | I hate this ubutu |
| 14:32.19 | dererk | Yeah |
| 14:32.21 | jetscreamer | dpkg literal greet |
| 14:32.31 | dererk | ubotu, stupid |
| 14:32.32 | ubotu | dererk: Huh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 14:32.38 | dererk | xD |
| 14:33.25 | jetscreamer | my bot is named bottu, and was around before ubotu |
| 14:33.53 | jetscreamer | it was bot#2 |
| 14:33.59 | jetscreamer | bot2 |
| 14:35.18 | dererk | HAHAHA |
| 14:35.21 | dererk | Good one! |
| 15:00.05 | jack- | !chuck |
| 15:00.06 | dpkg | it has been said that chuck is the freebsd daemon |
| 15:00.06 | ubotu | Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, jack- |
| 15:00.20 | jack- | whats the chuck norris trigger again ;) |
| 15:00.35 | dererk | !lechuck |
| 15:00.36 | ubotu | What? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk |
| 15:00.39 | dererk | puff |
| 15:12.27 | dererk | !find vim-gtk |
| 15:12.30 | ubotu | vim-gtk: (Vi IMproved - GTK2 Version), section editors, is extra. Version: 1:6.3-078+1ubuntu3 (breezy), Packaged size: 697 kB, Installed size: 1536 kB |
| 15:12.34 | dpkg | vim-gtk: (Vi IMproved - enhanced vi editor - with GTK2 GUI), section editors, is extra. Version: 1:6.4-007+1 (sid), Packaged size: 685 kB, Installed size: 1372 kB |
| 15:12.48 | Melian | Debian Search of 'vim-gtk' (1): (/usr/share/doc/vim-gtk, /usr/share/lintian/overrides/vim-gtk) in editors/vim-gtk. |
| 15:13.34 | dererk | apt, find vim-gtk |
| 15:18.42 | dererk | apt, stupid bot |
| 15:18.45 | apt | no, stupid dererk |
| 15:19.06 | dererk | apt, fuck you! |
| 15:19.07 | apt | I have a headache |
| 16:14.32 | jack- | lol |
| 16:42.54 | jack- | !norris |
| 16:42.54 | ubotu | Bugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, jack- |
| 16:42.57 | jack- | dang |
| 16:43.02 | jack- | i want my chuck! |
| 16:43.04 | jack- | !help |
| 16:44.16 | jack- | dpkg, lobotomy |
| 16:44.17 | dpkg | your wish is my command, jack- |
| 16:44.32 | jack- | dpkg, unlobotomy |
| 16:44.45 | jack- | dpkg, cheese |
| 16:44.45 | dpkg | i heard cheese is made from milk, be it from Cows or Humans. Can also use goat's milk, and tastes very good that way |
| 16:44.53 | jack- | ;x |
| 16:53.46 | cirdan | dpkg: cheese is also made from lambs milk |
| 16:54.01 | cirdan | dpkg: cheese jack- |
| 18:29.36 | dererk | apt, you like it is <action> doesn't know really... |
| 18:29.38 | apt | dererk: what are you talking about? |
| 18:29.45 | dererk | apt, you like it? is <action> doesn't know really... |
| 18:29.47 | apt | dererk: okay |
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| 22:07.38 | Gumby | I'm having an issue with blootbot. I am trying to use it to op/deop/ban etc and when I try in /msg it tells me "error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required)" anyone have any ideas of why? |
| 22:08.01 | Gumby | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:08.11 | jetscreamer | o not O maybe |
| 22:09.14 | Gumby | sorry, Ive tried chattr gumby +o also which then shows AOTaemnorst and I get the same result unfortunately |
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