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| 14:25.11 | coywolf | !nerim |
| 14:25.12 | dpkg | somebody said nerim was http://hpisi.nerim.net/ , a place to get many sound&video editing tools, including mplayer & other fine programs. |
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| 15:12.49 | SonicChao | !hi |
| 15:12.49 | dpkg | hello, sonicchao |
| 15:12.50 | Melian | Many greetings, sonicchao, most strange traveller, to this IRCdom of plenty. |
| 15:13.06 | driz | lmao |
| 15:13.09 | SonicChao | lol |
| 15:13.12 | SonicChao | !usb |
| 15:13.12 | dpkg | i guess usb is (Universal Serial Bus) A technology that has replaced the way that some peripheral devices connect to a computer. It is much faster than serial and parallel communications. It is also much more flexible: it will be able to connect to many devices simultaneously. http://www.linux-usb.org, or http://www.linux-usb.org/USB-guide/book1.html |
| 15:13.18 | SonicChao | ogl |
| 15:13.23 | SonicChao | !lol |
| 15:13.23 | dpkg | If you want to laugh, use heh or hah or bwahahaha. lol doesn't sound like laughter at all and makes you look like an AOL user. |
| 15:13.23 | Melian | LOL stands for Laughs Out Loud, or (more commonly) Lamer On Line. If you insist on using this atrocity, try "/me lol" (preferably after /join #teenchat). "heh" or "haha" is greatly preferred. See also <loll>. |
| 15:13.37 | driz | lmao |
| 15:13.40 | SonicChao | !heh |
| 15:13.40 | dpkg | Many would say that heh is #debian's favourite word, so not a good idea for your nick if you want hilighting to work. "heh" is not punctuation, so do not use it as such. Or http://odinnet.ath.cx/~erik/heh |
| 15:14.02 | SonicChao | Hehehe... |
| 15:14.06 | SonicChao | I agree with that. |
| 15:14.14 | SonicChao | Saying "lol" makes you look like an ass |
| 15:14.21 | SonicChao | !:) |
| 15:14.21 | dpkg | oh, so nice to see you smile! |
| 15:14.29 | SonicChao | XD |
| 15:14.29 | driz | !wow |
| 15:14.29 | dpkg | rumour has it, wow is a word begging with a 'w', then an 'o'. It ends with a 'w'. This means that it is reversible. It is a useful word for situations in which you wish to imply a feeling of general wow-ness. Best used in brackets following some other statement, like this: Debian is the best linux distro (wow). Also combine with exclamation marks for added wow-ity factor. (wow!!!) :) |
| 15:14.41 | SonicChao | These bots are more well educated than ubotu |
| 15:14.50 | SonicChao | !:( |
| 15:14.50 | dpkg | awwwww, whats the matter?? |
| 15:14.50 | driz | hellz ya |
| 15:15.30 | driz | !coco |
| 15:15.43 | SonicChao | !? |
| 15:15.46 | SonicChao | !debian |
| 15:15.47 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, debian is http://www.debian.org. See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents |
| 15:15.47 | Melian | methinks debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that. |
| 15:15.55 | SonicChao | !kde |
| 15:15.56 | dpkg | [kde] a desktop environment based on the Qt toolkit. See http://www.kde.org for release news and other details, or not a window manager, or ask your questions about it in #debian-kde |
| 15:16.03 | SonicChao | !ubuntu |
| 15:16.03 | dpkg | Ubuntu is a distribution of Linux that is <Based on Debian>, please visit http://www.ubuntu.com/ and/or visit #ubuntu, on irc.freenode.net. Ask me about <Based On Debian> for an explanation of why we are unable to support Ubuntu here. |
| 15:16.04 | Melian | so, you want stuff that is in dapper, but not in fink yet? check out !jackstuff and/or !jackbin. complaints > /dev/null. |
| 15:16.32 | SonicChao | !Based On Debian |
| 15:16.46 | SonicChao | ??? |
| 15:16.51 | SonicChao | Meh... |
| 15:16.53 | SonicChao | !bye |
| 15:16.53 | dpkg | Cya, sonicchao |
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| 15:17.41 | jetscreamer | !listkeys based |
| 15:17.43 | dpkg | Factoid search of 'based' by key (15 of 16): #debian based on ;; #debian based on debian ;; #debian debian based ;; #debian debian-based ;; #debian-bots based on debian ;; _default based on ;; _default based on debian ;; _default debian based ;; _default debian-based ;; based on ;; based on windows ;; basedebs ;; basedebs.tgz ;; debian based ;; debian-based. |
| 15:17.43 | Melian | Factoid search of 'based' by key returned no results. |
| 15:18.01 | driz | !lmao |
| 15:18.01 | dpkg | i heard lmao is laughing my ass off, or see lol |
| 15:18.02 | Melian | lmao is, like, laughing my ass off, or see lol |
| 15:18.02 | jetscreamer | !based on debian |
| 15:20.03 | driz | !linux |
| 15:20.04 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, linux is closed |
| 15:20.13 | driz | lol |
| 15:20.20 | driz | !yo |
| 15:20.20 | dpkg | yao! |
| 15:20.31 | driz | !ping |
| 15:20.31 | dpkg | pong |
| 15:20.32 | Melian | pong |
| 15:20.44 | driz | !botsnack |
| 15:20.44 | dpkg | driz: thanks |
| 15:20.44 | Melian | driz: aw, gee |
| 15:21.06 | driz | !jump |
| 15:21.06 | dpkg | How high? |
| 15:21.18 | driz | !jump 20feet |
| 15:21.19 | dpkg | Whee! |
| 15:21.40 | driz | !jump down |
| 15:21.40 | dpkg | Whee! |
| 15:21.59 | driz | !tar |
| 15:21.59 | dpkg | Extract tar: "tar xf foo.tar"; Extract tar.gz: "tar xzf foo.tar.gz"; Extract tar.bz2: "tar xjf foo.tar.bz2"; tar extraction command hard to remember? use apt-get install unp; unp foo.bar; Create tar.gz: "tar czf foo.tar.gz directory"; Create tar.bz2: "tar cjf foo.tar.bz2 directory" |
| 15:22.18 | driz | !dell |
| 15:22.20 | dpkg | [dell] a wonderful company that makes very wonderful laptops, but also some extremely bad laptops. For new ISOs to boot your Dell server, look at http://oregonstate.edu/~kveton/debian/ or the worst company you could ever do business with, or crap, or http://www.domsch.com/linux/, or http://linux.dell.com/ |
| 15:22.39 | driz | !ass |
| 15:22.40 | dpkg | [ass] what you're sitting on, the thing that you're riding, possibly the thing you're admiring. |
| 15:22.53 | driz | lmao |
| 15:23.03 | driz | !booty |
| 15:23.03 | dpkg | shake shake shake! |
| 15:23.14 | driz | !big butt |
| 15:23.19 | driz | lol |
| 15:23.22 | driz | !sex |
| 15:23.22 | dpkg | updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 15:23.23 | Melian | unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;unmount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped. |
| 15:23.50 | driz | lmao |
| 15:25.46 | driz | !toshiba |
| 15:25.47 | dpkg | i guess toshiba is the manufacturer of epsasnova's hoss laptop. |
| 15:26.01 | driz | !motherboard |
| 15:26.01 | dpkg | well, motherboard is The circuit board that your CPU, IO chips and all the peripheral cards plug into. |
| 15:26.16 | driz | !cdrom |
| 15:26.16 | dpkg | [cdrom] To mount a cdrom do mount /dev/cdrom /cdrom, or "see cd-rom", or 'grep hd /var/log/dmesg' 'ln -s /dev/hd{a,b,c,d} /dev/cdrom', or created with http://penguinppc.org/~eb/files/mkdevcdrom.sh, or are managed with apt-cdrom. |
| 16:58.47 | simonrvn | !listkeys mirror |
| 16:58.49 | dpkg | Factoid search of 'mirror' by key (15 of 47): #debian debian mirrors ;; #debian mirrors ;; .de mirror ;; 2.4 mirrors ;; _default debian mirrors ;; _default debmirror ;; _default mirror split ;; au debian mirror ;; cdimage mirror ;; d-i mirror ;; directory mirror ;; mirror list ;; mozilla mirror ;; non-us mirrors ;; planetmirror. |
| 16:58.49 | Melian | Factoid search of 'mirror' by key returned no results. |
| 16:59.04 | simonrvn | !debian mirrors |
| 16:59.05 | dpkg | somebody said debian mirrors was use apt-setup, or at http://www.debian.org/mirror/list or ftp://ftp.debian.org/debian/README.mirrors.txt, or http://www.debian.org/mirrors/ to make a mirror |
| 16:59.20 | simonrvn | !mirrors |
| 16:59.20 | dpkg | i guess debian mirrors is use apt-setup, or at http://www.debian.org/mirror/list or ftp://ftp.debian.org/debian/README.mirrors.txt, or http://www.debian.org/mirrors/ to make a mirror |
| 16:59.27 | simonrvn | !listvalss mirror |
| 16:59.31 | simonrvn | !listvals mirror |
| 16:59.33 | Melian | Factoid search of 'mirror' by value returned no results. |
| 16:59.37 | dpkg | Factoid search of 'mirror' by value (15 of 91): aarnet ;; apt-spy finds the mirror that ;; aptbo ;; crystal space ;; cvsup ;; cygwin ;; debmirror ;; get-blackdown ;; gnome2.2 backport ;; google mirror ;; man ;; mozex ;; pandora ;; raid 1 ;; rsync mirrors. |
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| 22:26.27 | Katai | apt, seen dererk |
| 22:26.38 | apt | dererk <n=dash@unaffiliated/dererk> was last seen on IRC in channel #elive, 6d 23h 32m 38s ago, saying: 'brb'. |
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