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| 01:34.10 | bucky | !alsa |
| 01:34.10 | dpkg | somebody said alsa was http://wiki.debian.org/ALSA or see <alsa install> or <alsa-checklist> |
| 01:34.19 | bucky | !alsa install |
| 01:34.19 | dpkg | it has been said that alsa one-liner is "apt-get install alsa-base alsa-utils", or if you are running a 2.4 kernel ask me about <2.4 alsa one-liner>, or after its installed, run alsamixer and unmute the volume levels, or some applications don't know how to talk directly to ALSA (ask about <devdsp>). You may also need libesd-alsa0 if you're using ESD-based applications. |
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| 05:05.57 | bucky | !get xorg |
| 05:05.58 | dpkg | X.Org is in Etch but not in Sarge. xserver-xorg replaces XFree86's xserver-xfree86. updating x-window-system-core/x-window-system on Etch will bring it in. for X.org on Sarge, ask me about <xorg sarge> |
| 06:01.00 | bucky | ~fuck bucky |
| 06:01.17 | bucky | ~ravinbird bucky |
| 06:01.28 | bucky | ~badger bucky |
| 06:01.36 | bucky | badger bucky |
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| 13:56.04 | dbmoodb | tis me again bots |
| 13:56.07 | dbmoodb | !swearing |
| 13:56.07 | dpkg | hmm... swearing is Silence, you sock-clucking mother-trucker, or if you don't want to see it, read http://f0rked.com/public/irssi-docs/help-full.html#IGNORE (for irssi) |
| 13:56.09 | dbmoodb | !fuck |
| 13:56.09 | dpkg | methinks fuck is cool |
| 13:58.48 | dbmoodb | !es |
| 13:58.48 | dpkg | Hispanohablantes: Por favor /join #debian-es, alli obtendran mas ayuda. Spanish Speakers: Please /join #debian-es, there you will get much more help. |
| 13:58.51 | dbmoodb | !hsc |
| 13:58.51 | dpkg | well, hsc is the Higher School Certifcate, the uni entrance exam and assessments for Australians. |
| 13:58.58 | dbmoodb | !uni |
| 13:58.58 | dpkg | hmm... uni is the baby unicorn in the orginal '80s Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, or what Non-USians call "college" |
| 13:59.02 | dbmoodb | !university |
| 13:59.05 | dbmoodb | !americans |
| 13:59.06 | dpkg | americans are syn |
| 13:59.08 | dbmoodb | !european |
| 13:59.11 | dbmoodb | !europe |
| 13:59.13 | dbmoodb | ... |
| 14:04.33 | dbmoodb | !omg |
| 14:04.33 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, omg is what ppl say when they see a printed copy of the CORBA specs. "OMG! IT'S HUGE!". Oh My God |
| 14:04.35 | dbmoodb | !omf |
| 14:05.15 | dbmoodb | !wto |
| 14:05.15 | dpkg | hmm... wto is World Trade Organisation |
| 14:05.19 | dbmoodb | !terrorist |
| 14:05.22 | dbmoodb | !muslim |
| 14:05.27 | dbmoodb | !political correct |
| 14:05.29 | dbmoodb | !chaser |
| 14:10.32 | dbmoodb | !fglrx one-liner |
| 14:10.32 | dpkg | hmm... fglrx one-liner is update-pciids ; apt-get install module-assistant fglrx-driver fglrx-control fglrx-kernel-src && m-a prepare && m-a a-i fglrx && modprobe fglrx && echo fglrx >> /etc/modules && dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg. Contrib and non-free sources needed. ask me about <non-free sources> |
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| 15:17.17 | dbmoodb | !asian |
| 15:17.24 | dbmoodb | !engrsh |
| 15:17.27 | dbmoodb | ? |
| 15:17.31 | dbmoodb | !@ |
| 15:17.31 | dpkg | [@] where it's at |
| 15:18.07 | dbmoodb | > |
| 15:38.27 | dbmoodb | !illusion |
| 15:38.32 | dbmoodb | !reailty |
| 15:38.34 | dbmoodb | !omg |
| 15:38.34 | dpkg | [omg] what ppl say when they see a printed copy of the CORBA specs. "OMG! IT'S HUGE!". Oh My God |
| 15:42.40 | dbmoodb | !power |
| 15:42.40 | dpkg | dbmoodb Has The Power! |
| 15:42.42 | dbmoodb | !global warming |
| 15:42.45 | dbmoodb | !warming |
| 15:42.53 | dbmoodb | !electricity |
| 15:43.43 | dbmoodb | !death |
| 15:43.43 | dpkg | it has been said that death is what happens when you don't /msg, or the opposite of life |
| 15:43.46 | dbmoodb | !down |
| 15:43.46 | dpkg | it has been said that down is negative up. |
| 15:43.50 | dbmoodb | !uptime |
| 15:44.10 | dbmoodb | +reboot |
| 15:44.27 | dbmoodb | !downtime |
| 15:44.27 | dpkg | well, downtime is the time during which a computer system is immune to user input. |
| 15:44.29 | dbmoodb | !reboot |
| 15:44.30 | dpkg | you want to reboot for WHAT?? If it's not a new kernel or a hardware change, you probably don't need to reboot. Ask me about qotd2, or for chumps |
| 15:44.47 | dbmoodb | !qotd2 |
| 15:44.47 | dpkg | <mrvn> Broadcast message from root (Sat Aug 7 05:48:42 2004): <mrvn> The system is going down for system halt NOW! <mrvn> What the fuck is dselect/dpkg doing a reboot for? <trave11er> mrvn: for changes to take effect? ;-) <StevenK> mrvn: You *had* to move the mouse, didn't you? <mrvn> StevenK: damn, yes. I accidentally pushed it. |
| 15:44.48 | Melian | <mrvn> Broadcast message from root (Sat Aug 7 05:48:42 2004): <mrvn> The system is going down for system halt NOW! <mrvn> What the fuck is dselect/dpkg doing a reboot for? <trave11er> mrvn: for changes to take effect? ;-) <StevenK> mrvn: You *had* to move the mouse, didn't you? <mrvn> StevenK: damn, yes. I accidentally pushed it. |
| 15:45.00 | dbmoodb | wtf |
| 15:46.33 | dbmoodb | !@ |
| 15:46.33 | dpkg | @ is probably where it's at |
| 15:46.38 | dbmoodb | +uptiome |
| 15:46.41 | dbmoodb | +uptime |
| 15:46.42 | dbmoodb | !uptime |
| 15:47.05 | dbmoodb | !rte |
| 15:47.08 | dbmoodb | !reboot |
| 15:47.08 | dpkg | you want to reboot for WHAT?? If it's not a new kernel or a hardware change, you probably don't need to reboot. Ask me about qotd2, or for chumps |
| 15:47.10 | dbmoodb | +reboot |
| 15:47.14 | dbmoodb | +! |
| 15:47.24 | dbmoodb | !qotd2 |
| 15:47.24 | dpkg | <mrvn> Broadcast message from root (Sat Aug 7 05:48:42 2004): <mrvn> The system is going down for system halt NOW! <mrvn> What the fuck is dselect/dpkg doing a reboot for? <trave11er> mrvn: for changes to take effect? ;-) <StevenK> mrvn: You *had* to move the mouse, didn't you? <mrvn> StevenK: damn, yes. I accidentally pushed it. |
| 15:47.25 | Melian | <mrvn> Broadcast message from root (Sat Aug 7 05:48:42 2004): <mrvn> The system is going down for system halt NOW! <mrvn> What the fuck is dselect/dpkg doing a reboot for? <trave11er> mrvn: for changes to take effect? ;-) <StevenK> mrvn: You *had* to move the mouse, didn't you? <mrvn> StevenK: damn, yes. I accidentally pushed it. |
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| 20:56.10 | simonrvn | !forget power |
| 20:56.11 | dpkg | i forgot power, simonrvn |
| 20:56.11 | Melian | i didn't have anything called 'power' to forget, simonrvn |
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