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| 13:25.03 | johnkeates | dpkg -i tits |
| 13:25.03 | dpkg | removes a kidney from johnkeates and replaces it with tits |
| 13:25.07 | nvz | !yinzersmite johnkeates |
| 13:25.08 | dpkg | rilly wisht johnkeates conjagated sharn once in ahwile. |
| 13:25.28 | johnkeates | that is so hard to read |
| 13:25.32 | johnkeates | my eyes are crossed now |
| 13:25.35 | johnkeates | dpkg -i glasses |
| 13:25.35 | dpkg | package glasses is already installed |
| 13:25.42 | johnkeates | dpkg -i contact-lenses |
| 13:25.42 | dpkg | installs contact-lenses into johnkeates's head with a bone saw and a few screws |
| 13:25.48 | johnkeates | hey, that'd actually work! |
| 13:26.25 | nvz | literal cmd: -i (.*?) |
| 13:26.32 | nvz | !literal cmd: -i (.*?) |
| 13:26.32 | dpkg | "cmd: -i (.*?)" is "($1): (<action>installs $1 into $nick's head with a bone saw and a few screws|<action> removes a (liver|speen|kidney|lung) from $nick and replaces it with $1|<reply> package $1 is already installed)" |