irclog2html for #gllug on 20030131

00:01.30resuDaedmy ex gf had long hair
00:01.42resuDaedlol
00:01.46Jensonlol
00:01.51resuDaedwrong screen
00:01.57JensonI noticed
00:02.14dankolb:)
00:02.22resuDaedI meant to replace this keyboard
00:02.27dankolbresuDaed: What do you count as long hair?
00:02.38resuDaedthe tab key is the most commonly pressed button
00:02.46resuDaed(lazy fscker)
00:02.46Jensonremap it to capslock
00:02.54dankolb:-)
00:03.09resuDaedI use that when I'm using Samba mounts
00:03.21dankolbThey're normally case insensitive, though
00:03.27resuDaedhehe, remap it to the windows button :-)
00:03.41dankolbhehe
00:03.52resuDaedwell, I don't use it
00:04.12resuDaedhas anyone seen Clyphox recently?
00:04.26JensonNot since Tuesday
00:04.26resuDaedI want to nick his key mappings (I can't be arsed to write them myself)
00:04.35resuDaedI liked his setup
00:04.36Jensonibot seen clyphox
00:04.36clyphox <~david@pc-80-193-238-178-en.blueyonder.co.uk> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 1d 44m 14s ago, saying: 'I must concentrate.. this is my problem... esp with irc..'.
00:04.49Jensonibot seen concentrating
00:04.50concentrating <~david@pc-80-193-238-178-en.blueyonder.co.uk> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 1d 33m ago, saying: 'gtg.. cya..'.
00:08.17resuDaednot online
00:08.42resuDaed(shame) - apparantly looked pretty good
00:08.54JensonWell I expect he'll be here sometime soon
00:13.15dankolbUgh.
00:13.20dankolbBloody company meeting tomorrow :(
00:13.22dankolbOff-site, too
00:13.41JensonLucky you
00:13.53dankolbNot really
00:14.06dankolbSupposed to be some company ball in the evening. Sucks
00:14.09dankolbbut I'm not going
00:14.50resuDaedlol
00:15.37dankolbAwww
00:15.47dankolbI know what you mean
00:19.25resuDaeddankolb: is it possible to check what IRQ/IO OpenBSD thinks my NIC is using?
00:19.32resuDaed(and tell it otherwise)
00:19.37dankolbUmm
00:19.39dankolb'ifconfig -a'
00:19.45dankolbShould give you what you need to know
00:19.51resuDaedI don't have shell access
00:20.02dankolbAs for changing IRQ/IO, I'm not sure - that should be in the kernel
00:20.28resuDaedctrl + z
00:20.51dankolbWhat?
00:20.53resuDaeddidn't tell me anything
00:20.56dankolbHm
00:21.26resuDaedctrl + c = kill, ctrl + z = stop(bg)
00:21.45resuDaedbut I'm guessing you're not quering something I have only recently learnt (the z bit)
00:23.25JensonBack
00:23.54resuDaedwb
00:24.07Jensonty wb yourself
00:24.16resuDaedty
00:25.23dankolbAs Far As I Know
00:25.48resuDaedah, the whole world is soo much clearer now
00:26.03dankolb:-)
00:26.06dankolbClear as mud
00:26.09Jensonyeah
00:26.48dankolbFix OpenBSD
00:27.02resuDaednot involving *BSD or diagnosing hardware faults with x86 h/w
00:27.07dankolbAhh
00:27.15dankolbGet an old VAX and start to learn VMS :)
00:27.36resuDaedsounds like fun, but I don't know where from (I thought VAX was a hoover)
00:27.40dankolbHehe
00:27.46dankolbPlenty of places have VAXen
00:27.52dankolbWell, actually, not any more.
00:28.00dankolbBut they're common. ePay might get you some cheap ones
00:28.13resuDaedwe used to have a VAX 2000, 2kW of pure suction power
00:28.22resuDaedbefore that we had a 1200
00:28.26resuDaed:)
00:28.36dankolbHehe :)
00:29.02dankolbBad Darwin Award.
00:29.04dankolbVery bad.
00:29.11resuDaed'You seem to have JavaScript' disabled in your browser
00:29.13Jensonthinks
00:29.24resuDaeddidn't know they shipped lynx with javascript
00:29.29dankolbHm
00:29.37dankolbJenson: Similar, yeah....
00:29.43dankolbBut the suction was created in a different way
00:29.49resuDaedmutha fsckers, why don't people write for text browsers anymore
00:30.07dankolbYou answered that in your first 2 words
00:30.23resuDaeddankolb : I know
00:30.23dankolbWhat?
00:30.24dankolbNo no
00:30.32dankolbNothing to do with her, this wasn't.
00:30.39dankolbOr me. All I did was read the Darwin Award
00:30.47resuDaeddankolb: you digging yourself in deeper
00:30.54resuDaedoh rite, ok then
00:31.00JensonresuDaed: Nothing to do with me, I don't suck...
00:31.12dankolb"Thar she blows"
00:31.49dankolbresuDaed: Well, in case you don't know it, this particular guy enjoyed getting horny with a vacuum cleaner
00:31.57dankolb(and why not? whatever turns people on....)
00:31.58resuDaedwelcome to the 21st century ... javascript, and html emails are system requirements for survival
00:32.30Jensondankolb: Have you not read the masturbation resources on how dangerous that is, although that could have been in reference to women
00:32.41dankolbHowever, this vacuum cleaner, instead of getting its suction made by a fan at the base of the tube, had its suction created through spinning blades right near the top of the nozzle
00:32.47dankolbAnd I think you can imagine the rest
00:32.52resuDaeddankolb : why not exactly, if people want to risk certain parts of themselves to the hoover bag, so be it
00:32.53dankolbJenson: No I haven't.
00:33.07JensonresuDaed: They invented women for that
00:33.35Jenson:)
00:34.19dankolbDid you even ever consider that idea, Tom?
00:34.29resuDaedno, but still
00:34.38resuDaedouch
00:34.46JensonWe have a Henry lol
00:34.50dankolbYay! :)
00:35.05JensonDid anyone see Tarrant On TV?
00:35.16dankolbYes
00:35.25JensonDamn guy with weights on his thing
00:35.30dankolbThe snake guy was just.......eurgh
00:35.33JensonI have an mpeg simalar to that somewhere
00:35.42Jensondankolb: Have you ever seen catguy
00:35.43dankolbYeah - what possesses guys to do that?
00:35.47dankolbI have, yeah
00:35.56resuDaeds/file/dir
00:36.08JensonresuDaed: I dunno if I still have it
00:36.25resuDaed:)
00:36.33JensonI have a picture of a guy who's supposedly got his thing wrapped round and round his leg
00:36.33resuDaedand a webcam
00:36.34Jensonthats weird
00:36.58dankolbWhat's weird?
00:37.03JensonThe pic
00:37.06Jensonyou wanna see?
00:37.07resuDaedthe leg wrapping thing I think
00:37.42dankolbHmm
00:37.46dankolbDo I really want to?
00:38.02JensonIt's quite amusing dankolb
00:38.05dankolbHmmm
00:38.16resuDaedsurley javascript shouldn't be a requirement for a site
00:38.36JensonFucking hell I deleted it
00:38.39resuDaedlol
00:38.41Jensonand I'd had it like 3 years
00:38.53resuDaedand dankolb was getting his hopes up
00:39.13dankolbHehe
00:39.16dankolbNothing lost
00:39.23JensonI just noticed I have 1517 unread gllug msgs
00:39.35JensonresuDaed: Juist his hopes
00:39.36Jenson?
00:39.37dankolbHehe. It's a busy list
00:39.37resuDaedand I thought 480 was bad
00:39.52resuDaedI have it down to 375 now
00:40.03resuDaedJenson : for your sake ... I hope so
00:40.27dankolbAnd what does that mean, Tom?
00:40.27JensonresuDaed: I wouldn't mind if he liked men aswell
00:41.34resuDaeddankolb : you getting things other than hopes up for looking at a picture of a man with a long peg
00:42.00dankolbNo, I'm not.
00:42.27resuDaedgood good
00:42.46resuDaed2 hours is a long time to go hungry
00:42.57dankolb:)
00:44.38JensonresuDaed: Do you like Sarah Michelle Gellar
00:46.06resuDaedI find it very difficult to forget about food
00:46.10dankolbHeh
00:46.16resuDaedapparantly I get moody when I'm hungry
00:46.23resuDaedJenson : why?
00:47.10JensonresuDaed: Coz I appear to have a pic of her in a half seethrough top for some reason
00:47.33resuDaedcool, good enough quality for my next x-background
00:47.36resuDaed?
00:47.53JensonYeah,
00:47.54resuDaeddifficult as it is, I am starting to get bored of natalie portman
00:48.50JensonDon't you wanna dcc resuDaed?
00:49.12JensonIt's better quality smaller, but it's stilla nice pic
00:49.23resuDaedit didn't work last time someone tried to dcc to this box, but try it anyway
00:50.27TarragonHome at last from the computer club meeting.
00:50.35Jensonwb Tarragon
00:50.39resuDaedfailed again
00:50.52resuDaedfails to create file
00:50.53JensonDammit, I'll mail it then
00:50.59dankolbhi Tarragon
00:51.06resuDaedevening Tarragon
00:51.13TarragonEvening
00:51.35resuDaedTarragon : where up north are you from?
00:52.47TarragonManchester is the nearest anyone has heard of. Live south of there between Stockport and Macclesfield.
00:52.57resuDaedah rite
00:53.34resuDaedme from over the hills to your west
00:53.36dankolbCool
00:54.09dankolbOnly just about
00:54.24TarragonI am from Mottram in the vale of Longdendale, which is famous for 1)Moors murders, 2)Fred Shipman lived in the village, 3)Morrisey from the Smiths
00:54.40TarragonAh to my East
00:54.46JensonTarragon lives in Royston Vasey
00:54.49resuDaedI am from Holme in the Holme Valley
00:55.02TarragonCool Know it well
00:55.16resuDaedthought you would
00:55.26TarragonMottram is where half of Royston is filmed.
00:56.32TarragonScary thing is the only twins in the area are my nieces. The clip where the scary two little girls walk across the field is them.
00:56.50resuDaedbut Holmfirth (just down road) is where Last of the Summer Wine was filmed
00:57.06resuDaedCompo used my uncles loo (my claim to fame)
00:57.06JensonresuDaed: I mailed that pic
00:57.15TarragonThey hate being reminded of it especially as they have just gone to Uni.
00:57.18dankolb:-)
00:57.23dankolbWas it that long ago, then?
00:57.53JensonSee ya later guys
00:57.55dankolb'night
00:57.58TarragonNo the series has run for about seven years in total
00:58.01resuDaedJenson : not come through yet, but BTs servers are not renowned for being that fast
00:58.53dankolb:)
00:59.09JensonNight all then
00:59.12dankolbnight babe
00:59.16Jensonnight babe
00:59.34TarragonNight
00:59.52Jensonnight Tarragon
01:00.04resuDaedthat pic'll do fine
01:00.11Jenson:) cool resuDaed
01:00.14resuDaednights babes :)
01:00.22JensonNight hon
01:00.31dankolbnight everyone
01:00.40Jensonnight dan
01:00.53dankolb:-)
01:00.55*** part/#gllug Jenson (Jenson@dial81-131-75-12.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
01:01.16resuDaedmeal no6
01:01.30dankolbWell, 'night all
01:01.38resuDaednight dankolb
01:02.27TarragonNight
01:03.05resuDaedTarragon : you know any good campsites up there somewhere (more the yorkshire side)
01:03.45resuDaedmost of the land where I was was owned by farmers with shotguns
01:04.17resuDaed(my gf wants to go camping in yorkshire from some reason)
01:04.41resuDaeddon't understand whats wrong with staying with my gran personally, much warmer
01:05.33TarragonWhere about do you want to be?
01:06.57resuDaedas close to homlefirth/huddersfield as reasonably possible (so I can look like I know my way around) ... but I don't know of anywhere near there ... so anywhere you can recommend really
01:07.26resuDaeds/homlefirth/holmfirth
01:08.16TarragonCrowden Youth Hostel on the Woodhead pass
01:08.37resuDaedI'll have a look, thanks
01:09.20TarragonLangsett is a bit closer to Barnsley but also has a YH.
01:09.45TarragonI will go wake my wife - She knows where the camping book is...
01:10.48resuDaedthanks
01:15.03TarragonHolme Valley Camping Park, Thongsbridge, Holmfirth, HD9 7TD 01484 665819
01:15.27resuDaedscary ... round the corner(ish) and I never knew it was there !!
01:16.30resuDaedperfect ... I am forever in debt to you now :)
01:16.59TarragonI had better go calm her down....
01:17.20TarragonBBL
01:17.22resuDaedwhy? whe think you're taking her camping now
01:17.34resuDaeds/\s/w
01:17.41resuDaeddamn s/w/\s
01:17.58resuDaedfsck it ... night Tarragon
01:18.09TarragonNight
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08:30.12jensonMorning all
08:30.24resuDaedjenson : do you have any idea what time it is ? |-S
08:30.30jensonYeah resuDaed
08:30.41resuDaedI just got woekn up to empty the bin
08:30.48jensonI'm at my mothers school and its been closed, but we gotta stay to check on any kids what turn up on there own
08:30.59resuDaedso bloody early I can't even 'speel'
08:31.35resuDaedI just gave my gf a wake up call ... if I got to get up this early, everyone else must suffer
08:31.47jensonlol well done
08:31.50jensonShe's be annoyed
08:31.56jensonShe'll even
08:32.03jensonBRB
08:32.06resuDaedk
08:32.12zacharymorning
08:32.17resuDaedmorning
08:32.40zacharyI was hoping for more snow this morning.
08:32.57resuDaedit'll probably snow later ... apparantly
08:33.11resuDaed(according to the evil evil person that woke me up this early
08:33.14resuDaed)
08:33.29resuDaed((my mother))
08:34.01murbleI was supposed to be at stansted now :(
08:34.45resuDaedmy gf was supposed to be in Enfield around 10pm last night
08:34.54resuDaedstill in Letchworth
08:35.03jensonback
08:35.16jensonIf it snows and they close the railtracks I'm gonna scream
08:35.25resuDaedme too
08:35.42resuDaeddo ticket inspectors come out in the cold?
08:35.43jensonresuDaed: But Dan is meant to be coming here tomorrow
08:35.58resuDaedbeth is meant to be coming here today
08:36.00resuDaed:P
08:36.03jenson:P
08:36.30resuDaedbloody southern fairies can't cope with a little snow
08:36.50resuDaedoh, and I don't recommend walking outside in bare foot
08:37.07resuDaedbrrrr ... cold feet
08:40.19zacharykinda cold here. I think I'm going to turn on my tower. These laptops don't generate enough heat.
08:40.25jensonlol resuDaed you idot
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08:41.29resuDaedI think I'll clock my tower up another 20 degrees - I mean 50MHz
08:41.34resuDaedwb jenson
08:41.36jensonty
08:41.42jensonDamn thing froze
08:41.53resuDaeddidn't know it was that cold
08:41.56jensonresuDaed: Can I just say that Beth is a real nice name
08:42.08resuDaedshort for elizabeth
08:42.14jensonresuDaed: Ah but Win will freeze whatwever
08:42.40jensonI know
08:42.49jensonBeth is a sweeter name IMHO
08:43.25resuDaedshe can be quite nice ... except first thing in the morning :-)
08:43.39resuDaedme thinks I'll ring her again ... make sure she got up
08:43.45jensonI'm ok first thing in the morning actually
08:43.55resuDaedI wouldn't know
08:43.57resuDaed:P
08:43.59jensonresuDaed Leave the poor girl alone, call me if you wanna talk to someone :)
08:44.17zacharyresuDaed: I'm the same way. Just not very friendly tell after my first cup of coffee.
08:44.25resuDaedshe needs to catch a train ... she needs to be at the uni this afternoon
08:44.29jensonGood morning zachary
08:44.35jensonI don't drink coffee
08:44.36zacharymorning jenson
08:44.43jensonI drink Red Bull once in a while
08:44.48resuDaedibot jenson
08:44.52jenson is probably A little crazy
08:45.03resuDaeddamn, different nick :-)
08:45.05jensonresuDaed: spud split it up into seperate things
08:45.09jensonibot jenson
08:45.10well, jenson is A little crazy
08:45.15jensonibot jenson
08:45.15it has been said that jenson is probably a geek girl
08:45.23jensonibot jenson
08:45.23well, jenson is Not in London
08:45.34jensonIt's there somewehre
08:45.34resuDaedok, me gets idea
08:46.04resuDaedI can't ring you ... I'm limited to land lines at this time of day
08:46.15jensonresuDaed: Which network?
08:46.24resuDaedthe home phone
08:46.28jensonI see
08:46.38jensonI'm on T-Mobile FYI
08:46.57resuDaedmy mobile costs the same to any network apparantly (t-mobile again)
08:47.03jensonMine too
08:47.11jensonI'm on 10p a min
08:47.24jensontil tomorrow, then its back to 30p/min til I spend 20 quid again
08:47.26resuDaedI used to have it @ 10p/min after 3-4 days (my old work phone)
08:47.35jensonI'm about that bad
08:47.46resuDaedI used to buy 50 quid vouchers once a week
08:47.46jensonI spend to much time talking to Dan and Dave
08:47.49jensonMostly Dan
08:48.00resuDaed(work paid)
08:48.04jensonFun
08:48.18jensonI've been living off b/day and christmas money
08:48.20resuDaedwas an amazing set up ... over 200 quid a month on my phone
08:48.24jensonnow I need a job to fund my mobile bill
08:48.39resuDaedI need a job to fund my eating
08:48.50resuDaedapparantly unless I cut down I am to be thrown out
08:49.01resuDaed:(
08:49.04jensonBut aren't you underweight?
08:49.07resuDaedyes
08:49.12jensonThat's silly then
08:49.12resuDaedand eating 5-6 meals a day
08:50.17jensonomg
08:50.26jensonBRV - Dan on phone
08:51.31resuDaedyestster day was 2 bowls of cereal, 6 sausages in bread rolls, microwave (serve 2) lasagne, 400g Pasta, 1/2lb Pasta Sauce & 1/4lb white sauce and then 6 weetabix before sleep
08:52.27resuDaedand I wasn't at home most of the day & didn't have any money
08:56.30jensonBacvk
08:56.35resuDaedwb
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08:57.20jensonDamn thing
08:57.25resuDaedwb again
08:57.28dank_workMorning
08:57.35jensonhey Dan
08:57.41jensonty resudaed
08:58.14dank_workBlogg
08:58.16dank_workIt's cold
08:58.29resuDaedmorning dank_work
08:58.36jensonYay my mother is bringing the digital camera home, I can take pics of computers
08:59.04dank_workYeah....computers....
08:59.22jensonYeah Dan.
08:59.38jensonNothing lioke some pics of good hardware all over my floor is there
08:59.57jensonI need to blow my nose, I'll just go get a tissue
09:00.03dank_work:)
09:02.24dank_workDiet Kick?
09:02.27dank_workEww
09:02.32resuDaedkick = tesco
09:02.33jensonyeah Tesco brand Red Bull
09:02.37dank_workI know that
09:02.40dank_workI drank it
09:02.43dank_workBrain-rot it is
09:02.43jensonTastes the same
09:02.47dank_workBut Diet!?
09:02.50jensonstronger than Red Bull though
09:02.53jensonand cheaper
09:02.59dank_workThe point is that the sugar gives you energy
09:03.05jensonRegular is usually too sugary]
09:03.07dank_workBut diet tastes shit
09:03.25resuDaedwhat about cafine/taurine/guarine etc?
09:03.27jensonI don't drink regular coke unless I hate too, always Diet (or Diet Lemon)
09:03.47resuDaedI don't drink diet unless I have to
09:03.52resuDaed:p
09:03.58dank_workresuDaed: Me too
09:04.00jensonlol resuDaed
09:04.05jensonYou gys are weird
09:04.07jensonI love yall
09:04.11dank_workaww :)
09:04.14dank_workI love you too
09:04.17dank_work:)
09:04.30jensonYou guys are like my best mates these days
09:04.35resuDaedI love you all too ;)
09:04.40resuDaedgroup hug
09:04.41dank_workCaffeine is a poison
09:04.45jensonDan did you text Bee for me and tell I won't be meeting her coz the sholl is closed?
09:04.46resuDaedcaffine rocks
09:04.53dank_workjenson: Not yet - I'll do that
09:04.56dank_work:)
09:05.16dank_work:-)
09:05.30dank_workMe?
09:05.35resuDaedMe? :p
09:05.37dank_workYou don't need an excuse for that
09:05.43dank_workresuDaed: You have a gf :-P
09:05.56jensonresuDaed: I'll tell you if I fancy you after I've met you
09:05.57resuDaedand, I can still accept hugs :)
09:06.05dank_workWell....yeah
09:06.20dank_workBwah.
09:06.24dank_workI never get big hugs from her :(
09:06.34jensondank_work You get a lot more :P
09:06.45dank_workYeah, but lots of smaller ones
09:06.54dank_workI didn't get any :(
09:06.59jensonresuDaed you should get Beth here, just the four of us
09:07.15dank_work:)
09:07.21resuDaedshe has no internet access in Letchworth
09:07.33jensonresuDaed: How does anyone live like that?
09:07.53resuDaedI have no idea ... I can't bare to be anywhere without ssh
09:08.24dank_workahh.
09:08.26dank_workBad jenson
09:08.32dank_workI want you well for when I see you
09:08.42resuDaedme too
09:09.05jensonresuDaed: When you planning to come see me, coz I'd like to know in adbvane
09:09.08jenson:P
09:09.25jensonibot seen davilion
09:09.25davilion <~irvined@snowdon.leeds.ac.uk> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 16h 30m 11s ago, saying: 'dank_work: you'd be amazed at how much time i would be prepared to spend 'educating' the user, prevention is better than cure after all, and if the user can't type because i've broken his fingers, then i've prevented any further problems.'.
09:09.36jensonHe aint been back for ages
09:09.37resuDaedlol
09:09.46jensonHe's supposed to be in Newcastle today
09:09.55dank_workHe was on last night
09:10.00dank_workibot seen dav9600baud
09:10.01dav9600baud <davilion@ppp-0-44.leed-a-1.access.uk.tiscali.com> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 10h 34m 22s ago, saying: 'i bought mine off a guy who had an external arial on it, range was pretty good then, '.
09:10.14jensondank_work: Yeah, I musta missed him
09:10.33resuDaedjenson : when I have some money to travel anywhere
09:10.34jensonSurely I was here then?
09:10.47dank_workNo.
09:10.50jensonresuDaed: Oh good, I should see you at the installfest anyway
09:10.52dank_workBefore you came on
09:10.56jensonOh
09:10.58jensonI See
09:11.03resuDaedif I have some money
09:11.08jensonhe told me he'd be here late, as did zimm
09:11.10jensonDamn men
09:11.26resuDaedzimm was here at some point *late*
09:11.30resuDaedibot seen zimm
09:11.30zimm <~plato@public2-bror1-4-cust195.bror.broadband.ntl.com> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 12h 51m 51s ago, saying: 'pizza calls '.
09:11.39jensonI was here then
09:11.42jensonI spoke to him
09:11.44resuDaedhe was here later, but no-one was around
09:11.46jensonHe said he'd be back
09:11.52jensonHe had a mate coming over from Hereford
09:12.11dank_workYes, jenson, some people have other friends so can't spend their lives chatting to you online
09:12.23resuDaedpoor deprived people they are
09:12.32jensondank_work: I have friends, they atre usually online
09:13.04jensonpeople IRL i mean
09:13.06jensonnot real ppl
09:13.26dank_work:)
09:13.43jensondank_work I know
09:13.50dank_work(FSVO real)
09:14.05resuDaedthe correct response would have been dank_work and I'm dating you too
09:14.19jensonlol resuDaed
09:14.29jensonI'm currently only dating one person
09:14.36jensonI only ever date one person at a time
09:14.46jensonI never make anything official with more than one persopn
09:14.49jensonthat woould be dumb
09:14.59resuDaeddon't blame you ... I find one is enough trouble ... couldn't imagine how I'd cope with two of them
09:15.14dank_workresuDaed: Tell me about it.....trouble
09:15.24jensonresuDaed: I could cope with 2, but only for one night IYKWIM
09:15.26dank_workIt's bad enough trying to cope with one
09:15.40jensondank_work: I'm a lot to cope with though
09:15.42resuDaedIYKWIM?
09:15.49resuDaedduh
09:15.49jensonif u know what i mean
09:15.52jensonI invented it
09:15.56resuDaedyeah, I got it
09:16.17resuDaedRSIG
09:16.38dank_workjenson: Far too much to cope with, most of the time
09:16.45jensonMy mother is whinging about me drinking Kick
09:16.51resuDaed:)
09:16.52jensonAnd wnat me to do some labels for her
09:17.00jensonHard, soft, fluffy or something
09:17.45dank_workjenson: Well, it is bad for you - I can't blame her
09:18.37jensonIt look[#gllug]
09:18.42resuDaedwin box runs StarOffice, Linux box runs openOffice.org, my gfs family runs openOffice.org ... there is no other
09:19.12dank_workWhat eh?
09:19.15dank_workWhat did she just say?
09:19.25resuDaedno idea
09:19.33dank_workEven more incoherent that usual
09:19.37resuDaedRSIS TINT BRB
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09:20.09resuDaed(resudaed stomache is grumbling, then I need toilet, be right back)
09:20.44resuDaedbefore I go, I must recommend codine and vodka
09:20.46resuDaed:)
09:20.49dank_workwb
09:20.53jensonresuDaed: Great idea
09:20.57dank_workBad idea
09:21.04jensonBetter than parqacetomol and whisky I expect
09:21.05dank_workresuDaed: I prefer her alive, thank you
09:21.27resuDaedparacetemol and whiskey doesn't work all that well (in comparison)
09:21.35jensondank_work I havent got any codeine or vodka
09:21.43jensonresuDaed It did with me once....damn fun
09:21.56dank_work*now
09:22.08jensonWhy dank_work?
09:22.14resuDaedsorry , RSIS TINT BRB again (for real this time)
09:22.43dank_workBecause of all your talk about mixing drugs and alcohol and how fun it would be
09:22.56jensondank_work: I didnt say I'd do it, I dont wanna get ill
09:23.11dank_workThen it's not worth talking about
09:23.23dank_workAs that just serves to worry me that you would do something stupid like that
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09:23.38dank_workAnd you always complain if I'm worried about you
09:23.41dank_workHi SpudUAway
09:24.56SpudULikeHullo chaps.
09:25.18dank_work'ullo. How's it going?
09:26.04SpudULike'How's it going?' - Up and down, like a steam hammer.
09:26.15dank_work:-)
09:26.16SpudULikeAnd with you?
09:26.33dank_workJust about hanging on there
09:27.22SpudULike'hanging on' is good, 'cos you have yet to admit to defeat!
09:27.37dank_workSometimes I almost feel ready to
09:28.18jensonback
09:28.25dank_workwb
09:28.29jensonHey SpudULike
09:28.31jensonty
09:28.39SpudULikeHey 'J'
09:28.56resuDaeddo ticket inspectors work in the cold?
09:29.01dank_workYes
09:29.07resuDaedbollox
09:29.14resuDaedthat idea out of the window then
09:29.33dank_workYou should pay for public transportation anyway
09:29.35resuDaedI had to escape 6 ticket inspectors last time I jumped a train
09:29.43resuDaed1 train journey as well
09:29.51dank_workYou deserve what you get if you try and do that
09:29.56SpudULikeMeans they're on to you!
09:30.12resuDaedwould you like to lend me money to travel then?
09:30.36resuDaedor can suggest how to get to letchworth for free
09:30.37jensonresuDaed: I think you are clever, and wish I was barave enough to try
09:30.44SpudULikeFrom where?
09:30.47resuDaedjenson : don't do it
09:30.49resuDaedenfield
09:30.50dank_workjenson: That's just a stupid way of thinking
09:31.10SpudULikeAw, walk, ain't that far.
09:31.13jensonresuDaed: I wouldnt. Although ticket inspectors don't seem to work oin the evenings on our local train
09:31.13resuDaedjenson : trust me ... they are clever ... they are out to get you
09:31.40resuDaedSpudULike : 45 mins car drive averaging 70 miles per hour
09:31.41jensondank_work: You won't need tickets from Marks Tey to here.....they dont check then on the way in
09:31.48dank_workjenson: So?
09:32.00jensondank_work: Just telling you
09:32.03resuDaedand how would I get to Marks Tey
09:32.03dank_workI'm going to buy a ticket anyway
09:32.07resuDaedI am in enfield
09:32.19dank_workresuDaed: I thought you wanted to visit your girlfriend, not mine
09:32.23jensonresuDaed: You don't wanna come and see me do you
09:32.23resuDaedenfield chase, enfield town, southbury or ponders end
09:32.35jensondank_work: He obviously just needs a girl
09:32.43dank_workjenson: He has one
09:32.46resuDaeddank_work : I was, but if I can't ... yours will have to do :)
09:32.53dank_workAnd I have you
09:32.58jensonresuDaed: do i get a say in this?
09:33.01resuDaedno
09:33.07dank_workAnd you ain't gonna have me if someone else has you
09:33.14resuDaedshutup and be quiet :p
09:33.38SpudULike'have' so romantic.
09:33.45SpudULike;-)
09:33.55dank_workSpudULike: 'have' as in to 'be with'
09:34.06resuDaedOT : post is getting through tho
09:34.25jensonresuDaed: I can shut up and be quiet, only after I've handcuffed you and then l;eft you there while I go IRC
09:34.36jensonNo postman working around here
09:34.41dank_workjenson: Just leave him outside
09:35.16SpudULikedank_work: 'be with' is just another euphemism.
09:35.21dank_workI know that too
09:35.26dank_workBut I wasn't using it as a euphemism
09:36.10SpudULikedank_work: Oh, shame.  Still, don't loose hope!            ;-)
09:36.24dank_workI don't lose hope.
09:36.27dank_workNot yet anyway
09:40.10jensonWhich is filtered here
09:42.34jensonresuDaed: bout a year I think
09:42.52jensonhttp://www.face-pic.com/jenson Are my newest ones
09:43.14jensonWhich also seems to be filtered here
09:43.20jensonAnyone would think I'm dirty
09:43.24dank_workYou are
09:44.58jensonAnd ym exboy/fs pics are at http://www.faceparty.com/sam_4_life if anyone wants to see the silly idiot
09:45.01resuDaedam tempted to go back to bed
09:45.14jensonCan I join you resuDaed (in a non sexual way)
09:45.15dank_workBed sounds nice.
09:45.20dank_workNo you can't, jenson
09:45.30jensondank_work: Non sexual way....
09:45.40dank_workNo
09:45.41resuDaedI'll give it a miss (the pics) - I am getting pissed at how long it takes to switch to x
09:46.00dank_workWell, you can, but not while you're going out with me.
09:46.01jensonresuDaed: I just have IE running behind this
09:46.21resuDaedI wouldn't mind ... be is just about big enough for 2, prettty intimate though
09:46.45dank_workresuDaed: I'm sure you wouldn't. I would.
09:46.47jensonresuDaed: Exactly I wouldnt mind either, but it seems Dan would
09:49.36dank_workjenson: You're welcome to - just let me know if you wanna be dumped first
09:49.36jensondank_work I know you wouildnt dump me
09:49.36jensonhad not hate
09:49.36jensonDamn cant get the right words
09:49.36dank_workjenson: I would if you got into bed with Tom
09:49.37resuDaedtoo early in the morning
09:49.37jensonDo I want to eat a orange lollipop, a straberry one, or mix paracetamol with Kick?>
09:49.37dank_workDepends if you want to go to hospital or not
09:49.37resuDaedTom innocently sleeps with many people ... is far too many people for far too few beds at most ... um ... gatherings
09:49.58resuDaed12 people sleeping on a sofa was pretty interesting
09:50.19jensonresuDaed Lemme try thatn with just you....
09:50.19resuDaedas in physically how
09:50.58jensonDamn I left the other can of Kick at hime
09:51.02jensonhome
09:51.07dank_workoh damn shame
09:51.24jensonI dont think I need it anyway
09:51.46jensonMaybe I oughta go to Tescos
09:51.48resuDaeds/ptich/pitch
09:53.47resuDaeddoes anyone volunteer for having emplyed me for the last 6 months
09:53.59dank_workJust say you were working as a consultant
09:54.09resuDaedto who?
09:54.17dank_workIndependent consultant
09:54.30jensonresuDaed: Freelance computer maintenance?
09:55.00resuDaedmore believable for someone unqualified and only 18 ... but I not sure
09:55.17jensonresuDaed: What about full time lover
09:55.19jensonlol
09:55.28resuDaeddoes anyone know when First National BEL changed name to Abby National BEL
09:55.36jensonNope
09:55.45resuDaedbecause that's when I left them
09:56.00resuDaedI forget exaqctly when though
09:56.51jensonresuDaed: Too much sugar, paracetamol, antidepressants and Kick
09:57.01dank_workWhy did you need the paracetamol?
09:57.25jensondank_work: That irritating back ache that I accidently told to Dave yesterday
09:57.39dank_workBack ache?
09:57.46dank_workhm
09:58.04SpudULikeresuDaed: How did you hurt your knees?
09:58.35resuDaedTerratorial Army Weekend followed by a 100km bike ride over to Cambridge
09:58.48dank_workYou don't need it
09:58.50dank_workIt's bad for you
09:59.05dank_workAnd you don't really want to end up with a heart attack, do you?
09:59.08resuDaedI was in pain after 25km, but carried on through pride
09:59.38dank_workWell that was silly, wasn't it?
09:59.51SpudULikeOk, not being 'down with the kids on the street' (like I ever was), what the hell is Kick?
09:59.57resuDaedvery ... but I raised 200 quid for charity
10:00.01dank_workKick is the Tesco own-brand of Red Bul
10:00.04dank_work*Bull
10:00.47resuDaedthat was 8 months ago ... they are recovering very slowly, and I am on medical leave from TA
10:01.15dank_workAh. Well, that was very silly, then, to carry on
10:01.16jensonWell I have 30p and it's 55
10:01.19jensonn/m I didnt need uit
10:01.23SpudULikeOh, right.  Get Formi to introduce you to Yerba Maté.
10:01.31dank_workWazzat?
10:01.39SpudULikeToureen gives me wind.
10:01.44dank_work:)
10:01.47jensonlovely SpudULike
10:02.02resuDaeddank_work : I realise this now ... not at the time
10:02.13jensonI'll bRB, gotta just help my mother move some books
10:02.18dank_workfun
10:02.22resuDaeddank_work : I thought the pain would only be temporary
10:02.44resuDaedI'll BRB, I have to go help jensons mum move some books
10:03.04resuDaed:p, actually just changing monitor
10:03.25dank_workBwian?
10:03.45resuDaed_Brian:)
10:03.54dank_work"I'm Brian and so is my wife"
10:04.08resuDaed_BrianBrian, Bruce, Paul
10:04.24resuDaed_Brianoccaisionally my real name
10:04.35dank_work:)
10:08.55resuDaed_Brian<PROTECTED>
10:09.02dank_workUseful
10:09.22dank_workBut far better to have a laptop with wireless network
10:09.37resuDaed_Brianyeah, but cost money
10:09.49dank_workYeah....
10:11.00jensonback
10:11.04dank_workwb
10:11.06resuDaed_Brianwb
10:11.48dank_workHm
10:11.54*** join/#gllug jenson (~jenson@64.246.28.105)
10:11.57dank_workwb
10:11.57resuDaed_Brianwb
10:12.00jensonDamn thing
10:12.01jensonty
10:12.03dank_workHeh
10:12.35dank_workThe little cross in the corner of the window means 'close'
10:12.52jensondank_work: The session completley freezes after a while
10:12.58dank_workAh
10:13.21dank_workMaybe you suddenly change IP addresses?
10:13.27jensonPossibly
10:14.30dank_workDon't drink so much of it
10:15.23resuDaed_Brianmy ip hast changed in 2 months getting pretty attached to it
10:16.27jensonDamn, this can is nearly empty
10:17.19jensonI hate that
10:17.23dank_work*shrug*
10:17.25dank_workYour problem
10:17.28jensonI know
10:17.30jensonI'm fine
10:17.38dank_workIf you're going to do silly thinks, you live with the consequences
10:17.41dank_work*things
10:17.49jensondank_work I'm not doing silly things
10:17.57dank_workDrinking too much Kick
10:18.00jensonBRB
10:18.05dank_workThat's a silly thing
10:20.10jensonBack
10:20.10jensonI only drunk one can
10:20.25dank_workSo, it obviously doesn't work too well with you
10:21.08dank_workHm
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10:22.06jensonThis sevrer has got it in for me
10:22.11jensonsrver
10:22.17jensonFuck I cant type
10:22.17jensonlol
10:22.54jensonI'm hunghty
10:22.59jensonhungry
10:23.21dank_workCould it be an IP address change, he wonders
10:23.22resuDaed_Briandan, i am guessing she is sshing to yuor box?
10:23.22dank_workYup
10:23.43resuDaed_Brianthen I'm sure you check the ips she is using each time
10:23.48resuDaed_Brianwb
10:23.50jensonty
10:24.00jensonI think iut's just timing out, it only happens if I BRB
10:24.07jensonso I'm geuessing it times out
10:24.07dank_workwb
10:24.10jensonty
10:24.20dank_workHm
10:24.25dank_workSame IP address
10:25.48dank_workWell, most of that is your fault
10:25.54jensonmakes
10:26.03dank_workGo tell the whole channel, why not
10:26.09resuDaed_Brianlol
10:26.11dank_workHEY EVERYONE! JENSON'S GONE TO TAKE A PISS
10:26.46dank_workMaybe we should change the topic, too, to let everyone know
10:27.26resuDaed_Briany not
10:27.39dank_workI dunno why not
10:27.49dank_workit's up to her if she wants to tell the whole world
10:29.45jensonoi!
10:29.49dank_workwhat?
10:29.54jensonDont broadcast
10:29.57dank_workWhy not?
10:29.58dank_workYou did
10:29.59jensonlol
10:30.02jensonI know
10:30.05jensonbut I'm silly
10:30.09dank_workYeah
10:30.10dank_workAnd?
10:30.13dank_workYou set a precedent
10:30.47jensonDan, have you texted Bee yet>?
10:30.54dank_workYeah
10:31.23dank_workCould do, if you give me your number
10:31.39resuDaed_Brian07984238906
10:31.43dank_workCheers
10:31.48resuDaed_Brian960!!
10:31.55resuDaed_Briannot 906
10:32.03dank_work07984 238960
10:32.05dank_workYes?
10:32.11resuDaed_Brianyep
10:32.27dank_workright
10:32.32dank_work07973 623883
10:32.38dank_work(so you know who's calling)
10:32.55jensonI wopuld call, but I have no credit
10:33.04dank_workYou're too late, jenson
10:33.08jensonIf I have credit I'll call you aswell
10:33.11resuDaed_Brianno, but phone will wake me up
10:33.35dank_workMake sure the ringer is on, then
10:33.47resuDaed_Briannight, i will
10:33.53dank_worksleep well
10:33.56jensonYeah, I once set an alarm to get up for F1 at 6:30....on silent....but I woke up just int time
10:34.05jensonnight resuDaed_Brian
10:34.09dank_work6.30am?
10:34.14dank_workUgh. That's too early
10:34.19dank_workEven for TV
10:34.20jensondank_work Yeah but F2
10:34.22jensonF1
10:34.24jensoneven
10:34.26dank_workso?
10:34.33jensonImportant sport
10:34.33dank_workIt's only cars going in circles
10:34.37dank_workNo it's not
10:34.40jensonI love it
10:34.44dank_workIt's hardly a sport
10:34.50dank_workIt gives no exercise
10:34.50*** mode/#gllug [+o SpudULike] by ChanServ
10:35.06dank_workSpudULike: You don't need to change the topic - she's back from the toilet
10:35.22*** topic/#gllug by SpudULike -> NEWSFLASH - 10:25 - Jenson needs to wee.
10:35.24jensonSpudULike Dont you dare tell evetyone kick amek em wannawee
10:35.25dank_workGood point. Dave is the ultimate authority on what's a sport and what's not
10:35.28jensonDamn my typing
10:35.38jensonNo dank_work He just likes F1
10:35.44dank_workFair enough
10:35.47dank_workBut it's not a sport
10:35.51jensonIt is
10:35.53jensonvaguely
10:35.53zacharySpudULike: That's funny!
10:35.54dank_workIt might be enjoyable to watch
10:36.01dank_workBut it's not a sport
10:36.08jensonlol that topics staying isnt it
10:36.10dank_workIt does not give any exercise
10:36.20dank_workIt's not even particularly healthy.
10:36.23dank_workHence it's not a sport.
10:36.24*** topic/#gllug by SpudULike -> GLLUG - Greater London Linux User Group, http://gllug.org.uk
10:36.26jensondank_work you havent seen how xute and fit thiseh guys are then
10:36.39dank_workWell go watch it then, and not see me tomorrow.
10:36.44*** topic/#gllug by SpudULike -> GLLUG - Greater London Linux User Group, http://gllug.org.uk [next meeting - InstallFest 1-Mar-2003]
10:36.48jensonIt aint mon til end of feb
10:36.51*** mode/#gllug [-o SpudULike] by SpudULike
10:37.25dank_workAh okay. So I still get you for another month.
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10:39.49dank_workwb
10:39.57jensonty
10:40.05jensondank_work: Are you pissed at me?
10:40.10dank_workwhy should I be?
10:40.22jensonWell you seemed to be
10:40.30dank_workNot much
10:40.36jensonOK cool
10:41.00dank_workIs it?
10:41.31jensonYeah, aslong as you arent mad at me
10:41.41dank_workAs I said, only a little bit
10:41.59jensonNevermind, my fault
10:42.02dank_workIt is
10:42.24jensonOh I like that :D
10:42.28dank_workI don't
10:42.41dank_workCoz it gets me annoyed with you
10:42.53jensonWhy?
10:43.41dank_workThe way you act
10:43.50dank_workThe way you talk about mixing drugs and alcohol, etc.
10:44.24jensonAny safe and legal way to get high is good
10:44.40dank_workWell, yeah, as long as you can do it without annoying people around you
10:45.16jensonI'm hungry, need chocolate
10:45.40dank_workThat's good
10:45.50dank_workI'm going to be in some sort of meeting in a few minutes
10:45.57dank_workTry not to miss me too much when I'm gone
10:46.08jensonI'll go help my mother do stuff
10:46.55jensonmoney
10:47.20dank_workIt's cold out
10:47.24dank_workAnd you already have a cold
10:48.00dank_workAnd I'd prefer you to be as healthy as possible on Saturday
10:48.00jensonHoney, I went out in a blizzard yesterday, I'm fine
10:48.01dank_workI don't want to catch a cold
10:48.06dank_workAnyway, Andy's coming back
10:48.11jensonHave you texted Bee yet?
10:48.13dank_workSo I'm going to be busy for a bit now
10:48.17dank_workYes I have - I told you before
10:48.21jensonOh sorry
10:48.23dank_work:)
10:48.24jensonTy honey
10:48.27dank_worknp
10:48.33jensonHave a fun meeting
10:48.34dank_workSee you later, honey
10:48.37jensonSee ya hon
10:48.37dank_workShould be
10:48.56dank_workI'll send some message when I'm back, okay?
10:49.07jensonIt's probably be frozen
10:49.11jensonand I might not be in here
10:49.34dank_workWell - you'll come back eventually
10:49.35dank_workI'll see yo uthen
10:49.35jensonYeah
10:49.35jensonSee ya
10:56.51dank_workhi Stephen
10:56.51Stephenmorning
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11:01.59dank_workMorning Dave
11:11.02Davilionmorning
11:11.04Davilionwhat a day.
11:11.18dank_workAlready?
11:11.55dank_workHer 'net connection from the primary school is quite borked
11:12.14Davilionyeah
11:12.32Daviliontheres no pleasing some people
11:12.49dank_workAnd some people are too easily pleased
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11:15.28Davilionyes
11:15.36jensonBloody server
11:15.40jensonHeya Dave
11:15.40dank_workheh
11:15.44Davilionhi jenson
11:15.44jensonHeya Dan
11:15.46dank_workI thought you were afk
11:15.49jensonI was
11:15.52jensonI'm back for a kin
11:15.54jensonmin
11:15.58dank_workBloody meeting still not happened yet
11:16.11jensonThe Kick has worn off, not I'm bored
11:16.13jensonnow
11:19.04dank_workThere are no query tabs
11:19.13jensonYeah dank exactly
11:21.26dank_work:)
11:21.26jensonAnd I don't wanna get myself all confused again lol
11:21.26dank_workMeeting time
11:21.26Davilionheh
11:21.26Daviliondead easy, just get dan to change his name :P
11:21.26Davilionsomewhere on the other end of the keyboard
11:21.26jensonGood idea Davilion
11:21.27jensonSee ya Dan
11:26.09dank_workchange your name yourself, Dave
11:26.15dank_work(meeting paused)
11:26.25dank_workUrgent request to disable someone's account
11:26.32jensonlol Dan, what fun
11:28.13dank_workyeah
11:28.49jensonDamn BitchX lol, It's easier to query one person and /msg another
11:29.52jensonI should go get my jacket, but then my mother will make me do something, so I'm gonna sit here with goosebumps
11:31.53dank_workheh
11:32.03jensonSomeone hgimme a hug
11:34.00jensonI don't get a hug.....fine
11:34.19jensonFinally, ty Tarragon
11:34.32jensonand good morniing
11:36.01TarragonAlmost weekend. Thought you would be in college today
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11:40.45Axelre
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11:44.34Jenson_Bloody internet went down that time
11:46.21JensonAm I all alone now
11:46.46zacharyyup
11:46.59JensonAh ok zachary just cheking
11:47.01Jensoncheck
11:47.30Jensonzachary: Can I ask a stupid non-tech question?
11:48.01zacharysure
11:48.11JensonDo they have Tescos in the US?
11:48.21dank_workheh
11:48.39Jensonlol dank_work you laughing at me :P
11:48.48JensonI'm so sweet sometimes arent I?
11:48.51dank_workonly if you want me to
11:48.56dank_work:-)
11:48.56zacharyJust Tesco, but it is a gas station
11:49.30Jensonlol Sudden desire to know for some reason
11:49.57Stephenyes, it is a pretty random question
11:50.14dank_workyeah
11:50.20JensonStephen: It's coz I'm going shoppig soon lol
11:50.53JensonHey dank_work Mayber I should do my red and black cat eye makeup for when I see you
11:51.00StephenJenson: oh, but you aren't planning to go to the US just to get some milk and breakfast cereal, are you?
11:51.15JensonStephen: Nope I'm going to Tesxcos lol
11:51.17JensonTescos
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11:51.30Stephenoh okay
11:51.40Jensonhey ]DSM[Woody|tuX
11:51.48JensonAKA Axel
11:52.00Jensonbondage collar even
11:52.07dank_workJenson: No thanks
11:53.40JensonThis collar so doesnt go with this top but n/m
11:54.09JensonI need to put yet another hole in it, its still too big
11:54.24Jensondank_work: Have you seen my collar, or did I take it off when I met you?
11:56.32JensonWell I better get going
11:56.39JensonI'm going shopping in a minute
11:56.43zacharyI had a girlfriend once, we were into the S&M stuff. We got along great, until we started fighting. I said,"Beat me, whip me, please!" And she said,"NO." Agggh!
11:56.43JensonI'll be back tonight
11:57.06Jensonlol zachary Dan aint into S&M
11:57.32Davilionlmao
11:57.44Jensonwb Davilion Are you into BDSM?
11:58.12Davilionnothing too hardcore, but it can be fun from time to time
11:58.25JensonDavilion: A man after my own heart.....:P
11:58.38Davilionhandcuffs and blindfolds are good :)
11:59.02Davilionalthough i will need a new liver at somepoint in the not too distant future
11:59.03zacharyFuzzy handcuffs, blindfolds?
11:59.10Davilionyeah i prefer furry handcuffs
11:59.17JensonI have handcuffs, mind you I also vampyre bite, and hit (Dan has banned me from hitting)
11:59.20zacharyThey don't pinch as much
11:59.24JensonI have furry handcuffs :)
12:00.00JensonDid I start this discussion?
12:00.14zacharyno, I think I did
12:00.19JensonOh good
12:00.22JensonNot my fault for once
12:00.32Davilion:)
12:00.36zachary:P
12:00.43JensonHow old were you when you were into S&M.,...I'm guessing you don't do that now you have babay to look afyter
12:01.01JensonWhere's my boyfriend, is he hiding again?
12:01.37zacharyThat line is mostly a joke. I've always been into hadcuffs.
12:01.54Jensonzachary: Naughty boy :P
12:02.21JensonI think Dan is scared of me actually
12:02.26zacharyIt's not naughty when bolth parties like it!
12:02.35Jensonzachary: True
12:03.00TarragonTescos operates in UK, Eire, France, Poland, Hungary, Czech, Thailand, S.Korea and Malaysia
12:03.07dank_workwhat?
12:03.11dank_workNo - still meeting
12:03.21JensonTarragon: ty for that info, you gonna divulge your views on BDSM aswell?
12:03.38Jenson:) dank_work *hugs*
12:03.56TarragonNot tried that distro. FreeBSD is the closest?
12:04.18JensonI gotta go
12:04.23JensonI shall be back tonight
12:04.25JensonSee ya guys
12:04.34JensonHave a nice day all
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12:05.13zacharyTarragon: BDSM-Linux would be slackware. Yes it's torture to get it to work. But the few who like, get off on it.
12:05.51TarragonI have enough problems with my current distros to try anything more exotic
12:06.37zacharyI'm just waiting for mandrake to release 9.1 beta3.
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12:32.10dank_workWhee!
12:32.32dank_workWe're going to be using OpenBSD on our firewall
12:32.58Tarragongood choice
12:33.53dank_workOh yeah :)
12:42.14Davilion/usr/lib/sendmail: /lib/libc.so.6: version `GLIBC_2.3' not found (required by /usr/lib/sendmail)
12:42.16Davilionoops
12:42.30dank_workD'oh!
12:42.34dank_workBad Davilion!
12:42.48dank_workGo tie yourself up for that.
12:43.37dank_workScrewing around with essential system libraries like that
12:44.24dank_workWoohoo! Overtime pay!
12:44.41Davilionheh
12:45.02Davilioni just installed it lol
12:45.13Davilionand for the first time in my life apt-get has failed me
12:45.25dank_workWell you shouldn't have installed sendmail :-P
12:45.58Daviliontheres a perfectly good reason for me installing sendmail
12:46.30dank_workUhhuh.
12:46.35dank_workYou enjoy Masochism?
12:47.28Davilionyes
12:47.32dank_work:-)
12:47.41Davilionand i've set up a few sendmail.cf's now.
12:47.51Davilionim no expert but i havent been blacklisted yet.
12:47.56dank_workSendmail is like the cold metal handcuffs of mail servers
12:48.01Davilionheh
12:48.11Davilionyeah but sometimes you've just got to get down and get dirty
12:48.18dank_workPostfix and Exim are the nice furry ones
12:48.28Davilionyeah, i was thinking about exim for a while
12:48.34dank_workAnd Qmail you just have to agree not to change the handcuffs in any way until they're put on you
12:49.10Davilionthen i decided, that at least i knew what iw as going to get with sendmail
12:49.26Davilion(Completely fucked)
12:49.43dank_workyeah :)
12:50.26dank_workSendmail is good if you're into brain-masochism
12:50.46Davilionyeah, i like a challenge
12:50.50dank_workhehe :)
12:50.57dank_workChallenges can be good
12:51.29TarragonMobliX - mobile open source project has lost the high court appeal and has to change it's name and pay compensation to the French company who own the trademark Obilix (Asterix the Gaul cartoon) as it is too similar and people might confuse a laptop project with a fat French cartoon :-(
12:51.41dank_workGrrr
12:52.10dank_workThat sucks
12:52.26dank_workDavilion: There's a challenge for you - go get the ruling overturned :)
12:53.03Daviliontwo cups of coffee?
12:53.21dank_workNo.
12:53.30dank_workI just felt that I'd been here before
12:53.34Davilioneverything went tits up?
12:53.44dank_workOnly Jenson ;-)
12:54.26dank_workGrr. She's polluted me with her dirty mind.
12:55.02Davilionyou had a clean mind just waiting to be poluted
12:55.10dank_workActually, I never had a clean mind.
12:55.20dank_workIt's just fun to pretend to
12:55.33dank_workWell, I wasn't talking about tits-up in a bad way (about Jenson)
12:56.19resuDaed_Brian<PROTECTED>
12:56.30dank_workresuDaed_Brian: I tried to call, and you didn't answer
12:56.37dank_workSorry I called late - was in a meeting
12:56.37resuDaed_Brianbeth has made it as far as potters bar
12:56.50resuDaed_Brianis ok, I seemed to sleep through it anyway
12:56.55dank_work:)
12:57.11dank_workYou're on T-Mobile, aren't you?
12:57.14resuDaed_Brianyes
12:57.19dank_workthought so
12:57.22dank_workCan I just say:
12:57.28dank_workI HATE THAT BLOODY VOICEMAIL-WOMAN VOICE
12:57.34resuDaed_Brianme too
12:57.36dank_workThank you.
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12:57.48dank_workhi formi
12:58.25resuDaed_Brianit also cuts in to quickly
12:58.52dank_workNot too quickly
12:59.10formihello
12:59.13resuDaed_Briandoes when you cannot find it
12:59.20dank_workThat's the same with anything
12:59.26resuDaed_Briantrue
12:59.29dank_workBut that might be settable on the phone (mine is)
12:59.30formii was wondering where all the beeps where coming...
12:59.37dank_work
12:59.43resuDaed_Brian<PROTECTED>
12:59.56dank_workBeeps don't affect me :)
13:00.29resuDaed_BrianI have the ability to get out of bed, turn the alarm clock off and go back to bed
13:00.39resuDaed_Brian(while still sleeping)
13:00.43dank_work:-)
13:00.49dank_workMove the alarm clock then
13:00.54DavilionresuDaed_Brian: i do that too
13:01.07resuDaed_Briandank_work : the alarm clock is already on the other side of the room
13:01.12dank_workah
13:01.18Daviliondank_work: doesnt work i used to get out of bed, walk over to other side of room, disable alarm and go back to bed without really waking up
13:01.25dank_work:-)
13:01.33resuDaed_BrianI physically get out of bed and walk over too it, then walk back and get back in to bed
13:03.47stephenyeah, i do that too ;)
13:03.47resuDaed_Briansame as Davilion
13:03.47Davilionright im away to piss people off
13:03.47dank_work:-)
13:03.47resuDaed_Brianshould I tidy up ... beth coming home ... umm
13:03.47dank_workBloody government. Stealing £588.38 from my pay
13:03.47dank_workresuDaed_Brian: Does it matter? Surely girlfriends won't care about mess that much?
13:03.47dank_workAs long as they can get to your bed...
13:03.47resuDaed_Briantechnically isn't that her job anyway?
13:03.47dank_workNot until she's married ;-)
13:03.47resuDaed_Brianah yeah, true
13:03.55resuDaed_Brianshe wont, I'll just clear a path to the bed
13:04.08dank_workThat's the most important, isn't it?
13:04.24dank_workAnd you can get her on IRC
13:04.46resuDaed_Brianafter my computer, yes, at least thats what she'd say my priorities are
13:05.01dank_workSurely that depends how horny you are at the time?
13:05.49resuDaed_Brianvery true, or how horny she is actually - more to the point
13:05.59resuDaed_BrianI don't really get a say
13:06.11dank_workAlways horny, you mean?
13:06.12resuDaed_Brianno complaints though
13:06.25resuDaed_Brianme or her?
13:06.27dank_workYou
13:06.46dank_workOr just easily turned on if the girlfriend is lying in the right position? :)
13:06.53resuDaed_Briannot always, but on demand
13:06.58dank_workHehe :)
13:07.25dank_workSure - naked girl on bed tends to put the horniness on quite quickly
13:07.44resuDaed_Brianit can be pretty damn effective
13:07.56dank_workAye
13:08.05dank_workThat it can
13:08.31resuDaed_Brianexcept she's not coming straight home, I am taking her to middlesex uni
13:08.37dank_workGr. I should be thinking about work, not about naked girlfriends lying on bed
13:09.04resuDaed_Briandank_work : its one of the few things that can keep you going @ work
13:09.25dank_workWell....yeah
13:09.38dank_workAt least I get the chance to do something about it tomorrow
13:09.59resuDaed_Brianwell true, me ... I have about another half hour to wait :P
13:10.15dank_workSee - you don't need my girlfriend for it - you have your own :)
13:10.46resuDaed_BrianI have many female friends, so I do tend to flirt
13:10.52dank_workHehe
13:10.58resuDaed_Briancreature of habbit
13:11.46dank_work:-)
13:13.08resuDaed_BrianI should really shower/shave/brush hair/put clean clothes on
13:13.28dank_workYou could...
13:13.36dank_workOr your could just stay on IRC until the last minute
13:13.37resuDaed_Brianbut this chair is so bloody comfortable
13:13.40dank_work:-)
13:13.48resuDaed_Brian(thats what I do most of the time)
13:14.49dank_workHeh
13:14.50resuDaed_Brianthe last few times, I was suppoesed to meet her at the bus stop ... the doorbell rings ... someone else answers it ... I am caught by her still on IRC :-)
13:14.58dank_workWas she happy?
13:15.28resuDaed_Brianhappy to see me at least, and I think her hormones took over before I got told off
13:15.29dank_workI hope my digital camera's arrived
13:15.33dank_workHehe :)
13:17.38dank_workHormones can be useful sometimes
13:18.27resuDaed_BrianOT : (or rather back on topic) if I startx and pipe stdout to a log file .... will it stop posting every error when I am running it in the background?
13:18.37dank_workNo
13:18.43resuDaed_Brianstderr
13:18.46dank_workYou want to redirect stderr
13:18.47dank_workYeah
13:18.52resuDaed_Brian2>
13:18.55dank_workstartx 2>foo
13:23.12resuDaed_BrianI have been re-inspired to learn drums after listening to the Nirvana album
13:23.32dank_workBanging. Fun.
13:24.18resuDaed_BrianI must recommend banging to nirvana ... some great rythems
13:24.48dank_workYou tried then?
13:25.53resuDaed_BrianI used to play a little drums ;) Limp Bizkit - Take a Look Around was pretty interesting
13:26.02resuDaed_Brian(theme from Misssion Impossible 2)
13:26.58resuDaed_Briananyway, must go ... beth has just crossed the A10, so I have about 3 mins
13:27.19resuDaed_Brian(I'm not dressed yet, and she's late for uni)
13:27.25dank_workAh
13:27.28dank_workC'ya then
13:27.31dank_workEnjoy her company
13:27.34dank_work;-)
13:27.38resuDaed_Brianoh, I will
13:27.41dank_workHehe.
13:27.49dank_workDon't be too hard on her (unless she likes it)
13:31.32resuDaed_Brian:)
13:32.12SpudULike.. and I'm ready to cut and paste it if I think she might be looking!
13:32.39dank_workresuDaed_Brian: Yeah, including your discussions with Jenson
13:33.38dank_workThat's probably more for you to bother about with Beth than what I've been saying
13:35.44resuDaed_Brianbeth doesn't know where the logs are
13:35.51resuDaed_Briananyway, I'm gone now ...
13:36.37dank_workWe can always tell her if she comes online...
13:36.38dank_workibot logs
13:36.39http://ibot.rikers.org/<channelname>/, or stats http://ibot.rikers.org/stats/<channelname>.html.gz
13:43.13skuggibot lart Maildirs
13:43.18dank_work:-)
13:43.31skugguhn. not severe enough me thinks ;)
13:43.37skugghi people ;)
13:44.39formihi skugg
13:44.47TarragonHi
13:45.08skuggpardon my rants, I just don't like maildirs.
13:45.10skugg:)
13:45.26dank_workWe know
13:45.48skuggokay, it's nice from procmail's point of view, when you need to write lots of messages to a mailbox, I agree and understand.
13:46.10skuggbut mutt's (or uw-imap's) support for it leaves something to be desired.
13:47.05skuggi dunno, maybe it's because i have a slow disk? seek time problems?
13:47.25dank_workSlow filesystem?
13:47.51skuggit could be.
13:47.59skuggi cannot change it though, as it's not on my machine...
13:48.02dank_workRemember ext2 is extremely bad at handling large numbers of files in a directory
13:48.31skuggyeah. that might be it. it is indeed ext2.
13:48.51dank_workRight. And how many emails do you have in that particular folder?
13:48.59skuggat what point do you start noticing it though?
13:49.10dank_workI'm not sure
13:49.11skuggit is _slow_ with about 1200 mails...
13:49.21dank_work1200 files? That's quite a lot
13:49.26skuggtakes 10+ seconds just to open it
13:49.42skuggwith mbox it takes 1-2 seconds
13:49.45dank_work10s isn't too bad yet
13:50.00dank_workWait till you get 10,000 mails
13:50.06dank_workThen it might take you 30 minutes to open it
13:50.15skuggnah. I plan to archive mails away before I get that :)
13:50.20dank_workHeh :)
13:50.37skuggin fact, i plan to rotate the archive today/tomorrow.
13:50.42skuggfor that mailbox anyway.
13:53.43murblehi skugg
13:55.00skugghi murble :)
13:55.09skuggexcuse my rants :)
13:55.28murblei'm ranting at the moment.
13:55.35skuggi see.
13:55.36murblebut not here because it is logged publickly
13:55.45skugghe.
13:55.53murblesummary i work for idiots
13:55.56skuggwhere is it logged? and why?
13:56.14murbleibot, logs?
13:56.14http://ibot.rikers.org/<channelname>/, or stats http://ibot.rikers.org/stats/<channelname>.html.gz
13:56.14skuggto stop people from ranting too badly? ;0
13:56.26Tarragonibot when active logs this channel
13:56.27Tarragon: i don't know
13:56.43Tarragonibot lart ibot
13:57.03murblei'm in trouble if work discover stuff i've already said here.
13:57.24murbleprobably.
13:57.59skuggthat not good. don't keep saying it then.
13:58.03murbleand it could be arggued the logs from this channel don't show GLLUG in the *best* possible light.
13:58.10murbleeven stuff that wasn't said by me...
13:58.18skuggah, that's true.
13:58.48TarragonA friendly group willing to share and solve problems
13:58.50murbleit could be worthy of a stroy on Cnet or whatever, atleast arround the time of a linux expo etc.
13:59.21murbleTarragon: yep, but people say more than that, we are still friendly just people tend to rant and moan about stuff and companies and things as well.
13:59.43TarragonShows we are human and not just bots
14:00.14murbleyep but could also get humans into trouble.
14:02.11TarragonI am sure a court of law would see the funny side of all the waffle we write
14:03.43skuggi cue--.
14:04.04skugghm. guess that should be, but my right hand was offset on the keyboard.
14:05.34TarragonThere is probably about a hundred people on earth who could sue me. Mainly because i have not got around to insulting them or threatening to kill them. The trauma of not being named. My only defense is the patio is getting higher than the house and i have to wait for the bodies to decay before I add the rest.
14:06.58Tarragonibot dance
14:06.59ACTION does a disco dance.
14:07.40TarragonIf ibot ever gets AI I guess it will sue me as well.
14:08.09dank_workHi all
14:08.15TarragonHi
14:09.26dank_workmurble: Any luck with flights?
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14:21.22murbledank: nope
14:21.28dank_workdamn
14:21.28murbleaer lingus are full
14:21.40murbleand i can't get to stansted
14:22.09dank_workdamn
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14:25.54TarragonOhh feel that split coming....
14:26.56*** mode/#gllug [+o SpudULike] by ChanServ
14:27.19SpudULikeErr, I don't know so.
14:27.53*** mode/#gllug [-o SpudULike] by SpudULike
14:28.03SpudULikeNah, can't do it.
14:28.42SpudULikeThe entry message for #GLLUG has been set to [Welcome to GLLUG, http;//www.gllug.org.uk will tell you more about the group. This chat room is just a place where a few of the guys and girls hang out to play. You can ask technical questions if you like, you may even receive replies, even helpful ones. #glue is logged by ibot, so, don't say anything you are not prepared to defend in court in his company. Better still, don't say
14:29.12SpudULike#glue?
14:29.20SpudULikeffs.
14:30.09murbleSpudylike: please don't draw peoples attention to the loging please.
14:31.25SpudULikeNo? Why not?  Surely thay have a right to know they're being logged before they say anything?
14:33.42skuggSpudULike, i agree. they have.
14:34.05murbleWell I didn't realise there was any logging, when i first came on the channel there wasn't then i went away fro a time and found there was, only after i'd said stuff, and oftern as from the logs you'll see i forgot about the logging.
14:34.12skuggbut then again most channels are logged by people anyway...
14:34.21skuggyou have to expect that on irc nowadays.
14:34.35murblealthough i should probably consider that many people log personally when it is consolidate by mr google that is slighly different.
14:34.38murbled
14:34.58SpudULikeOK, I will ask the ibot owner to delete the logs they have so far, seems only fair.
14:34.59skuggmurble, that is a good point.
14:35.28skuggSpudULike, that would seem to be a good solution.
14:36.48TarragonWhere is Leeds?
14:36.57Tarragonibot seen Leeds?
14:36.57leeds <~richardc@vmlinuz.fsnet.co.uk> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 4d 23h 36m 48s ago, saying: 'hi air1'.
14:37.39formi_shower<PROTECTED>
14:37.58formi_showercan I have a copy before they are deleted?
14:38.32formi_showeri have said my fair
14:39.21formi_showerbit
14:48.57SpudULikeformi: You will have to go to the web site and download them.
15:00.52murbleooh ntk is early
15:01.51formi<PROTECTED>
15:01.55http://ibot.rikers.org/<channelname>/, or stats http://ibot.rikers.org/stats/<channelname>.html.gz
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17:49.07formievening
17:49.31Stephenevening formi
17:49.38formipostfix guru around?
17:49.45formihi Stephen
18:00.27formiStephen: are you good with find?
18:00.43Stephennope not really
18:00.52formiI had to cut the download of mozilla-source
18:01.03formi40mb of file at 85%
18:01.19formiand now I can't find where the file is
18:01.37formiI checked all the /tmp
18:02.05formi>> Attempting to fetch from http://download.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla/releases/mozilla1.1/src/.
18:02.05formiReceiving mozilla-source-1.1.tar.gz (40817026 bytes): 85%^C
18:02.05formi35010080 bytes transferred in 7517.4 seconds (4.55 kBps)
18:02.05formifetch: transfer interrupted
18:02.41formiI was hoping to be able to pass the size of the file to find
18:03.05Stephenor what about looking by modification date
18:03.20Stephenand a filename beginning with mozilla*
18:03.21formiups there is a -size in find
18:03.40formiI tried that one
18:05.55Stephenhmm, it may have just deleted the temporary file
18:06.43formiroot@tp:/# find . -size nc 35010080
18:06.44formifind: -size: nc: illegal numeric value
18:06.58formi<PROTECTED>
18:06.58formi<PROTECTED>
18:06.58formi<PROTECTED>
18:06.58formi<PROTECTED>
18:07.16formican you see what i am doing wrong?
18:08.48murbleoh eurostar are cancelling stuff now
18:09.50Stephenformi: find . -size 35010080c
18:10.09Stephenn is the size of the file
18:10.33formisearching now
18:11.03formimurble: good luck, you'll need it
18:22.24murbleformi: why? 79 quid return if i buy today, work won't say if theywant me in lux or not
18:22.56formigood luck with the trip I meant
18:30.09murbleyou're not fosdming?
18:30.34formiIm broke
18:31.51murblehow much does the coach cost?
18:32.59eye69The actual ride wouldn't be any problem to pay for...the living would.
18:33.24formiI have to work out how to get money to pay the rent in 2 weeks
18:34.58formiI might even have to w*k
18:35.15eye69Ouch, scary stuff. :)
18:35.49eye69Unreal II installation finishing up.
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19:08.03agkdank_work: ping?
19:08.15Jenson_AFKHe's at home agk
19:08.21Jenson_AFKHe called me, said he was at home
19:08.40agkI'll wait to see if he connects later then
19:08.51Jenson_AFKHe will, or at least he said he would
19:09.01agkI've got the photos from the last GLLUG for him now
19:09.09Jenson_AFKYeah I want them
19:09.13Jenson_AFKit was me he was asking for
19:20.34Jenson_AFKagk: I emailed him the link, and texted him to tell him I did so, so you don't need to worry about catching him later.
19:22.26agkthanks
19:22.43Jenson_AFKyw :)
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19:45.30ompheHello all.
19:45.41formihi omphe
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20:00.07ompheheya dankolb
20:00.28dankolbhiya
20:01.23ompheThanks for the mail help yesterday.
20:02.11dankolbno prob
20:02.30ompheI'm happily receiving spam again!
20:04.06dankolbCool
20:08.44stephenomphe: i bet you never thought that you'd be saying that
20:08.55omphe:)
20:09.39ompheI'm genuinly happy, today, to know that I can extend my penis x inches by investing in viagra from Nigeria!
20:10.23eye69omphe: What an offer. Can't resist that one, can we?
20:11.17ompheThe magic of email marketing? We could start a petition to lobby for more!
20:12.04eye69Yeah!
20:12.49ompheanybody familiar with perl?
20:12.56eye69A bit, yeah.
20:13.07eye69No expert, but I get around.
20:13.22ompheis the "my" construct a bit like OOP "this"?
20:13.55eye69I don't know OOP. :)
20:14.12ompheTrying to hack some Gimp::Fu plugins.
20:14.18eye69It's for defining something which is private to a function.
20:14.32skuggdankolb, you there? :)
20:14.35dankolbyo
20:14.37eye69Function/while/if or whatever
20:14.38dankolbwazzup?
20:14.40skuggor, more specifically, you at home?
20:14.42skugg:)
20:14.44dankolbYesw
20:14.54skuggi'd like to have a look at you fancyheaders :)
20:15.00dankolbSure :)
20:15.03skuggs,you,your, :)
20:15.09dankolbCan you accept DCCs?
20:15.22skuggyes, that's fine if that' simplest for you
20:15.23eye69Fancyheaders?
20:15.33skuggeye69, LaTeX stuffs
20:15.37eye69Oh.
20:16.12eye69I tried to do a little bit of latex, but lack of area to apply my knowledge made my interest fade. :)
20:16.22dankolbah :)
20:16.59eye69I can only learn stuff which I need.
20:17.21skuggeye69, no lack of oppurtunities for that when in uni :)
20:17.30skuggs,u,o,
20:18.30skugghm. dcc doesn't seem to be willing...
20:18.36dankolbHmm
20:19.27skuggstig@brautaset.org
20:19.32dankolbOkay
20:20.56dankolbSent
20:23.24skuggeye69, heh. it can hardly become much worse than it already is ;)
20:23.54skuggi suspect my housemate and "friend" been doing the same
20:23.55eye69My MD is begging me to setup spamassassin for him :)
20:24.05skuggheh
20:25.24dankolbHeh
20:25.53skugglatest spam:
20:25.59skuggFrom: "CumshotXxXMag" <xcudaily@cumshotxxxmag.com>          
20:26.11eye69Heh.
20:27.02skuggi get _lots_ of those.
20:28.14eye69Me too. They all go into +spam, which I check once a week or so.
20:29.39skuggsame here. spamassassing fails a few times pr. week or so as well.
20:29.45skuggunfortunately
20:29.58skugg(but never `the wrong way' if you know what i mean)
20:37.43skuggdankolb, nice. i like the `fullpage' thingie too!
20:37.54skuggvery nice for this kind of stuff.
20:40.00dankolbcool
20:41.12skuggheh. looking at fullpage.sty now ;) it's <10 lines of TeX :D
20:41.22dankolbcool
20:41.32skugg(or LaTeX, more likely)
20:41.32dankolbIt just sets the margins, doesn't it?
20:41.37skuggyes, it does.
20:41.43skuggmore cleanly than I did though.
20:41.48dankolb:)
20:42.36skugghave to tweak it for A4 though... *done*
20:42.38skugg:)
20:47.59skuggah well. i'll stop spamming thechannel here and get something to eat.
20:48.01skuggbbl.
20:48.06dankolbenjoy
21:35.54ompheg'night all
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22:06.37dankolbhi zachary
22:06.39zacharyGood evening
22:06.42dankolbHow's it going?
22:06.43zacharyhi dankolb
22:07.21zacharypretty good, just relaxing after a night at a pub with my wife.
22:07.28dankolbcool :)
22:08.05zacharycheap ass bear 1.2 Quid
22:08.18dankolbany good?
22:08.42zacharyjust over a quid for shots
22:08.52dankolbCool
22:09.03dankolbwww.bbc.co.uk/bbc7
22:09.07zacharylongbow, carona, and the usual u.s. junk that they call bear.
22:09.09dankolbDead Ringers. You know you want to.
22:09.16dankolbAh, yeah.
22:09.53zacharyhad a carona then I stayed with mixed drinks tell we left
22:10.07dankolbWas the beer that babe? :)
22:10.10dankolb*bad
22:10.13dankolbGrr.
22:11.10dankolbSorry :)
22:11.52zacharyyes, the bear was that bad!
22:12.09dankolb:-)
22:13.46zacharydankolb: missing your girl?
22:14.14dankolbYeah. Well, I see her tomorrow
22:15.28dankolb(give or take train services)
22:17.27dankolbCan I get your opinion on something?
22:17.38zacharyI'm calling tomarrow a lazy day, break out the sleeping bag on the living room floor and watch movies all Day.
22:17.43dankolb:-) Good for you
22:18.00dankolbI need to take a 9:47am train from Liverpool Street
22:18.20dankolbI can choose one of these two trains from Beaconsfield --> Marylebone:
22:18.33dankolb0825 -> 0857
22:18.49dankolb0841 -> 0918
22:18.58dankolbWhich should I take?
22:19.57formiit is obvious
22:20.11zacharyIf you are good with making the time the latter. but myself, I would take the 0825. Just my luck that the ques would be long.
22:20.46formiit this country is better to be early than SORRY
22:20.53dankolbSo 0825, then, people?
22:21.05zacharyyup
22:21.13dankolbOkay
22:21.34formiand sync your watch before going to bed!!
22:21.34dankolbIf I take that, then there's going to be absolutely no problem, and I'll get to Liverpool Street by 0915
22:21.48dankolbMy mobile phone clock is synced
22:21.54dankolbAnd my alarm clock is radio controller
22:21.56dankolb*controlled
22:22.49formiI once left 3.5 hours before my flight was due to take off from Heathrow
22:23.08dankolbHow long should it take for you to get to LHR?
22:23.24formiand believe me, the tube ride takes normally 1.15min, and I nearly missed it
22:23.31dankolbEek
22:23.40formithe train stop
22:24.17dankolbI think the Circle line is running tomorrow, though (between Baker St. and Liverpool St.)
22:24.30dankolb(normally that's the section that's closed on weekends)
22:24.37formiand I had the foresight of jumping off fast, head for the nearest minicab place and arrange with 3 other people to go to lht
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22:24.47dankolbHi Jenson
22:24.50Jensonhey dan
22:24.51dankolbYou're late :)
22:24.58formithe trip that was just 4 tube stops took 45 min
22:24.59dankolbformi: Good plan
22:25.01JensonWho's fault was that?!
22:25.02dankolbEeek
22:25.08dankolbJenson: Yours.
22:25.13dankolbYou should have hurried up :)
22:25.15Jensondankolb: Yours
22:25.19dankolbIt's been over an hour
22:25.33zacharydankolb: shouldn't that be, "Hello, Smoochie Pooh!"
22:25.47dankolbI've been told to take the 0825 train from Beaconsfield - I'll probably get to Liverpool St. by 0915 then
22:25.51dankolbOh okay.
22:25.55dankolbHello, Smoochie Pooh!
22:25.58Jensonlmao
22:26.43dankolbzachary: Doesn't work - she just laughs
22:27.33dankolbCan anyone find the euphemism in this? : my superglue has solidified inside the tube
22:27.38zacharyYeah, I know. You try to be cute, and you get laughed at. Then they complain that you are never cute.
22:27.45dankolbYeah.
22:27.54dankolbAnnoying, innit?
22:27.59Jensonawwwww zachary, you're cute :D
22:28.03dankolbJenson: 0947 -----> 11ish
22:28.16dankolbzachary: I don't think that worked very well
22:28.28Jenson11:03
22:28.33dankolbSurely she was suppsed to think I was cute, not you?
22:28.46Jensondankolb: I think you are very cute :)
22:28.51dankolbAh. Thanks :)
22:28.56dankolb"Smoochie Pooh"
22:29.12JensonBlack Diamond is such a more romantic name
22:29.17dankolbUhhuh
22:29.32JensonIf you've seen my poem called Black Diamond that I wrote
22:29.46dankolbI think 11:03 is reasonable - gives me enough time with you, and if I miss that one, I can still get to you around 12
22:29.51dankolbNo, I don't think I have
22:30.14JensonYou damn well better not miss it, at least not the first one from Beaconsfield
22:30.32dankolbHehe
22:30.35dankolbBut I can:
22:30.49dankolbIf I do, I get the 0841, which is supposed to arrive at 0918 at Marylebone
22:31.13dankolb"When Radio4 says it's bedtime, it means bedtime"
22:33.26dankolbWhy is it still wet?
22:33.48JensonI had to wash off the eyeliner that got on it somehow
22:33.57dankolbHaha
22:34.12JensonBut I forgot to wash it...so I chucked it in some water, wiped it off and put it on the rad
22:34.19dankolb:)
22:34.56zacharyI'm off to bed, good night all.
22:35.22JensonHe's gone early, maybe his wife wants him :)
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22:35.35Jensonhey highbury
22:35.36dankolbHi highbury
22:35.53highburyhey there
22:36.15highburyhow's things going?
22:37.22dankolbI'm sleepy
22:37.31dankolbI need a shave, and a shower
22:37.37JensonGo to bed babe, otherwise you'll miss your train
22:37.43dankolbAnd I seem to need a new bed
22:37.49dankolbBut I have a shiny new digital camera
22:38.00Jensondankolb: Come and share my bed then
22:38.05dankolbSure. :)
22:38.08Jenson:)
22:38.58highburyoh god! somebody throw a bucket of water over them!
22:39.11dankolbWill that save me needing the shower?
22:39.42dankolbEek
22:39.44dankolb:-(
22:40.02Jensonhighbury: And how far from Gatwick are you?
22:40.50highburyI live in North London, about 70 miles I'd guess
22:41.05JensonFun!
22:41.24dankolbSouth of London
22:41.34JensonAll I know is it takes 50 mins to drive from here to Stanstead
22:41.39dankolbStansted
22:41.45JensonYeah
22:41.46highburyThe fun bit was the 2 miles from my house to the North Circular, I drove at about 5 miles an hour, sliding all over the road
22:41.57dankolbNot nice :(
22:41.59JensonWe have a Stanstead too
22:42.00Jensonlol
22:42.09dankolbYeah, but that's not an airport
22:42.17JensonNope, its a little village
22:42.30dankolbExactly
22:42.43highburyStanstead was stanstopped today
22:42.51dankolbYup
22:42.59dankolbmurble got rather annoyed at that
22:43.26JensonStansted is a pain in the arse to get to from here
22:43.30JensonWe have a lack of motorways
22:43.39dankolbIt's not from Wycombe - there's a nice bus every 2 hours
22:44.00highburyI had a friend who took off yesterday, must have just about been on one of the last of the planes to take off
22:44.04dankolbHeh
22:51.59highburydankolb: do you know of a good sourceforge mirror, or working ftp url?
22:52.13dankolbus.dl.sourceforge.net ?
22:57.02highburygood enough s/us/umn/
22:57.18dankolbAh
22:58.48highburythe "mirror" program doesn't seem to cope well with ftp redirects, so seems to need a precise ftp site
22:59.05dankolbAh
22:59.31JensonWhy is SourceForge serach offline anyway grrrrr
22:59.52JensonDan babe, go to bed, otherwise you'll miss your train
23:00.04dankolbBut I'm still talking to you on privmsg
23:00.31JensonGo on, I dont want you tired
23:01.08dankolbNo? ;-)
23:01.19dankolbDon't you have a bottle of Kick?
23:01.38JensonI have a can of Kick and a can of Red Bull AFAIK
23:01.50dankolb:)
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23:02.47dankolbhi eye69
23:03.09Jensonhi eye69
23:03.16Jensoneye69: Tell dankolb to go to bed.
23:03.36dankolbeye69: She just wants to be left alone, away from my watchful eye
23:03.41eye69dankolb: Bed. Now. EOD.
23:03.57eye69dankolb: :)
23:04.07Jensondankolb: Are there any guys here you don't trust me with?!?
23:04.16dankolbGood point
23:04.30eye69Me? :)
23:04.34JensonDo i have any credit to text any you don't trust me with?
23:04.44JensonWell eye69, if you insist....
23:06.25eye69Let's not fuel the fire.
23:06.33dankolbGood idea.
23:06.37JensonGood idea eye69
23:06.39dankolbAt least some sensible people on here
23:06.51dankolb:)
23:07.06dankolbMe?
23:07.13JensonBut you are here
23:07.18JensonI'll text Bee and Dave
23:07.30dankolbBut I won't be here soon - then you can text me
23:07.50dankolbOr at least wait with texting them until I've gone offline
23:07.59JensonI should go to bed
23:08.08dankolbTired?
23:08.10eye69One thing I really hate about the UK is all these fucking commercials for credit cards and loans.
23:08.13Jensondankolb: I don't want them here to chat to, I know what I'm like
23:08.22dankolbYeah. That's being sensible.
23:08.47eye69I get sent them in the post and they come in masses on tele.
23:09.10dankolbBut everyone should have loans.
23:09.10Jensoneye69: Dont you get them emailed?
23:09.20dankolbThen you just need to take a loan to pay off the other loan
23:10.01eye69Jenson: Not really...I only get porn spam.
23:10.08Jensoneye69: I dont get that
23:10.13JensonWell i get some
23:10.20JensonBut usually the pics are blocked
23:10.25eye69Jenson: All of it gets directed to my spam box though...I rarely have to look at it.
23:10.44JensonMy mail rules send most of mine to the del items
23:13.11eye69It's not enough to get it from all these companies which don't know me. My bank also frequently sends me crap.
23:13.30dankolbBarclays always send me adverts with their credit card statements
23:14.17dankolbHaha
23:14.18dankolb:)
23:14.24JensonExcpet the fuckers didnt seem to remember that internet banking dont work with my card
23:14.36dankolbLanguage...
23:14.40dankolbThis is logged, remember
23:14.41dankolb:)
23:15.02Jensonibot lart dankolb
23:15.17eye69Language is subjective.
23:16.05eye69If I can't say fuck people shouldn't be allowed to say that they believe in god, 'cos that offends me.
23:16.41Jensoneye69: Exaclty, fuck them
23:18.42*** join/#gllug ibot (ibot@rikers.org)
23:18.42*** topic/#gllug is GLLUG - Greater London Linux User Group, http://gllug.org.uk [next meeting - InstallFest 1-Mar-2003]
23:18.46dankolbNow we are
23:18.48Jensonibot hello
23:18.48what's up
23:18.48dankolbibot wb
23:18.49thx
23:19.07Jensonawwww he's so sweet
23:19.09Jenson:P
23:19.45dankolbYou really go for anything, don't you? ;-)
23:19.49dankolbEven IRCbots now
23:20.11Jensonlol
23:23.17JensonI'm outta here....gonna go fuck up Slack
23:23.26JensonSee you guys tomorrow morning I hope
23:23.43dankolbHAve fun
23:23.47dankolbTomorrow morning?
23:23.51dankolbI might need to call you
23:24.02JensonHoney, thats what mobiles are for
23:24.08dankolbThey're expensive
23:24.24JensonWell I probably will not be online anyway
23:24.32dankolb:)
23:24.43dankolbShould I call you when I'm at Liverpool Street, or at Marks Tey?
23:25.05JensonJust call me whenever
23:25.15dankolbHeh :)
23:25.25eye69I wonder if I should have a looksee at TCR tomorrow.
23:25.33dankolbWhy not
23:25.33dankolb:)
23:25.36Jensongrrrrrr I need a How-TO on how-to install programs lol
23:25.41dankolbHeh
23:25.42murblehavn't they put up the prices to enter the comp fairs?
23:25.46dankolbSlack should have DOSEMU with it
23:26.19JensonI know the link
23:26.32dankolb:)
23:26.50Jensondankolb: And how am I meant to find out if it has DOSemu with it?
23:27.03dankolbls /var/log/packages/dos*
23:27.22dankolbActually....it might not have
23:27.31dankolbMaybe, maybe not
23:27.53dankolbHm.
23:27.54dankolbYeah
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23:35.56eye69I'm contemplating whether to go to bed or to play some more Unreal II.
23:36.32dankolbBoth?
23:37.56eye69That would mean me having to move my computer. My computer is heavy and has a lot of cables attached to it.
23:38.03dankolbAh
23:38.06dankolbWell, I'm off to bed
23:38.07dankolb'night

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