| 02:14.40 | *** join/#gllug Leeds (n=richardc@202.82.163.139) |
| 04:01.24 | Leeds | happy mailman day everyone |
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| 06:32.26 | morsing | who |
| 06:33.05 | Leeds | when |
| 06:38.32 | morsing | Leeds! |
| 06:38.59 | morsing | bash: when: command not found |
| 06:41.15 | Leeds | which |
| 06:43.41 | Leeds | morsing: how are you? |
| 06:46.51 | morsing | I'm good. How are you and HK? |
| 06:51.42 | Leeds | I'm not bad at all... and HK is good |
| 06:52.42 | Leeds | yesterday was a public holiday here... so met some friends for brunch, went to the dragon boat racing, failed to go to the cinema, went and had fish'n'chips, then watched a long film at a friend's place |
| 06:52.42 | morsing | Is the weather as good as here? |
| 06:53.07 | Leeds | the sun has *just* come out for a little bit - but it's summer, so it's hot, humid and, generally, wet |
| 06:53.46 | Leeds | we were on the beach watching the racing yesterday :-) |
| 06:54.12 | Leeds | what's it like there? |
| 06:54.38 | morsing | Rainy |
| 06:55.09 | Leeds | but not in the high 20s C at the same time, I suppose |
| 06:58.06 | morsing | No - low 0s it feels like |
| 06:59.50 | Leeds | it's strange here... because you can't wear a coat or even, sensibly, a jacket, unless you want to sweat to death, so all you can really do is use a brolly |
| 07:02.52 | Leeds | also, because in the UK, if it's warm and humid, you can expect heavy rain and probably thunder coming soon... here, it just means it's daytime in summer |
| 07:06.37 | AndrewBlack | Hi there |
| 07:07.18 | AndrewBlack | I neet to ringto make a doctor's appt - they open the floodgates at 8:30 and you allways get engaged. |
| 07:07.57 | AndrewBlack | I wonder if there is a computerised way of doing this - dial repeatedly whilst I am getting on with something useful and then wking me up if it answers |
| 07:12.37 | murb | AndrewBlack: when it isn't answered do you get an answering mcahine or? |
| 07:16.39 | AndrewBlack | Thanks for trying to refine the problem! If not answered you get engaged. This is because everyone else is doing the same! If you wait 10 mins you have lost it. all appts have gone. SO you need to dial every 1 min till you succeed |
| 07:16.57 | Leeds | my mobile can do that automatically |
| 07:17.34 | AndrewBlack | Ah - so can mine I think! Usally that inst that useful ! |
| 07:18.04 | AndrewBlack | s/isnt/isn't/ |
| 07:21.29 | AndrewBlack | Thanks Leeds - mine has an automated dial but it is a little deep in the menu structure so I have never tried it. |
| 07:22.21 | AndrewBlack | I wouldnt in general find it useful. Pitty it isnt easier to select it per call. |
| 07:22.23 | Leeds | mine suggests it automatically if the number is engaged |
| 07:23.33 | AndrewBlack | Ah - I rarely get engaged tones. Most numbers I ring go to voicemail or alternative person |
| 07:23.45 | Leeds | indeed |
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| 07:25.45 | SlayerXP | morning |
| 07:25.47 | SlayerXP | happy mailman day |
| 07:26.01 | AndrewBlack | What is mailman day? |
| 07:26.02 | murb | wardialing your GP... |
| 07:26.53 | Leeds | SlayerXP: I said that 3.5 hours ago :-) |
| 07:27.53 | murb | yeah well you have the advantage of living in a former colony to the east of most other people in the channel. |
| 07:27.54 | AndrewBlack | Ok - 1 - engaged / 2 - rang and gave ans machine |
| 07:28.03 | SlayerXP | Leeds: i can't have cutting edge originality all the time |
| 07:28.15 | AndrewBlack | The receptionis cant be ready yet |
| 07:28.17 | murb | if you make an apointment iwth an answering machine do you get a robot doctoer? |
| 07:28.24 | Leeds | SlayerXP: I forgive you copying me - just this once |
| 07:28.56 | AndrewBlack | A robot Dr might be better than none. THey might be able to give me a sick note |
| 07:29.29 | morsing | SlayerXP, AndrewBlack! |
| 07:29.31 | Leeds | do you think if we nag agk he'd get us an invite to redhat's new magic social networking-ish thing? |
| 07:29.49 | AndrewBlack | Talking on IRC while the thing war dials means I will still be here when it anwers |
| 07:29.56 | SlayerXP | orkut, but on rothat? |
| 07:30.21 | Leeds | SlayerXP: mugshot.org - at the moment, it's about sharing playlists and bookmarks |
| 07:30.31 | AndrewBlack | More basic question is why they have such a silly system |
| 07:30.44 | SlayerXP | Leeds: two things I barely care about :) |
| 07:31.14 | SlayerXP | "look at all the teenage drivel I surfed, and what pirated music I listen to while doing so!! wooo!!!!!" |
| 07:31.21 | Leeds | AndrewBlack: I thought the government had put a few billion dollars^Wpounds into a system which let you book appointments online? |
| 07:31.49 | AndrewBlack | Yes - but those appts run late (involve Software !) |
| 07:32.25 | AndrewBlack | I think you meean thousand million. Billion pounds sounds a bit mcuh |
| 07:32.50 | Leeds | are you saying that a massively overfunded government IT project hasn't met all its goals within the expected timeframe? |
| 07:33.22 | SlayerXP | did EDS run it, by any chance? |
| 07:33.53 | SlayerXP | ED "Apply Windows XP service packs to Windows 2000 machines" S ? |
| 07:35.12 | AndrewBlack | Decline to comment. I know nothing about the project. I suspect that our GP would be fairly slow to take it up, but that would be for human / organsational reasons |
| 07:35.47 | AndrewBlack | I will ask a GP friend if he knows anything about it ..... |
| 07:38.45 | morsing | Perl |
| 07:40.55 | murb | Leeds: did you ever find out about the entitlement to nhs treatment for ex pat. brits? |
| 07:41.23 | Leeds | nope |
| 07:45.03 | SlayerXP | oh, someone here offered linuxy screenshots for the gllugfaq. |
| 07:45.08 | SlayerXP | i continue to wait :) |
| 07:45.10 | morsing | Nice |
| 07:48.24 | morsing | Mmm... Yosuf |
| 07:49.19 | murb | what is a linuxy screenshot? |
| 07:49.19 | SlayerXP | at first I suspected a troll. then I realised he was probably serious |
| 07:49.46 | SlayerXP | murb: the screenshots in the faq are currently from a windows machine |
| 07:51.32 | murb | SlayerXP: nought wrong with that! |
| 07:52.04 | murb | just makes us look less like zelots |
| 07:52.04 | SlayerXP | someone pointed it out, and offered to provide equivalent linux-based screenshots |
| 07:52.55 | murb | well i have a working IE6 on linux here... |
| 07:58.25 | morsing | 0 |
| 08:02.27 | morsing | 1 |
| 08:04.38 | mozrat | Do you think "Casper Gasper" is his real name? |
| 08:10.33 | mozrat | and also.. what is this Mugshot Red Hat have been working on? |
| 08:14.30 | Leeds | mozrat: see above :-) it's a social-networking-ish thing, currently designed to share playlists and bookmarks, but with the idea being that a) it's built on open standards and b) it does not wall in your content... it's used at least partially with a native client, rather than just through the site |
| 08:14.55 | Leeds | I was wondering how much nagging agk would take before handing out some invites :-) |
| 08:16.30 | mozrat | heh |
| 08:17.18 | Leeds | note that he currently has a tail, so hopefully the namecheck won't annoy him... |
| 08:17.44 | mozrat | he currently has a tail? |
| 08:18.29 | Leeds | he does |
| 08:19.11 | mozrat | meaning... |
| 08:19.24 | Leeds | __ |
| 08:20.56 | mozrat | Leeds: come to bletchley park in September |
| 08:22.03 | Leeds | somewhat possible |
| 08:23.11 | mozrat | 23rd |
| 08:24.29 | Leeds | exceedingly unlikely |
| 08:24.49 | mozrat | it was somewhat possible 2 minutes ago! |
| 08:25.17 | Leeds | september is somewhat possible... 23rd September is exceedingly unlikely |
| 08:25.40 | mozrat | Shame |
| 08:25.51 | mozrat | there is an event on that day. |
| 08:26.04 | Leeds | indeed there is |
| 08:26.25 | Leeds | Rosh Hashanah - the Jewish New Year (or one of them, at least) |
| 08:29.53 | mozrat | Noo.... Something else about World War II |
| 08:32.00 | Leeds | they may not be celebrating Rosh Hashanah at bletchley - which is pretty much why I won't be there |
| 08:33.40 | Leeds | apparently, there is a tide in the affairs of men Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; |
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| 09:14.01 | z00dax | mornings |
| 09:14.24 | stephanb2 | mornings |
| 09:17.21 | mozrat | allo |
| 09:19.20 | z00dax | mozrat |
| 09:20.52 | mozrat | z00dax: |
| 09:24.11 | cbz | yuh |
| 09:49.38 | Leeds | apparently the new Ubuntu happened... *yawn* |
| 09:50.41 | mozrat | erm.... *cough*.... yay? |
| 09:51.44 | cbz | inverse snobbery |
| 09:53.09 | mozrat | I think a lot of people who use Ubuntu would have been tracking the late beta versions anyway |
| 09:53.32 | mozrat | so the fact it is "released" isn't so significant - such is the beauty of Debian |
| 10:14.27 | murb | oh with just the pcmcia-cs update? |
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| 10:56.16 | mozrat | ey-up eyore |
| 10:56.31 | eyore | hi |
| 11:11.53 | George | WOOHOO |
| 11:12.00 | George | Google are sending out cheques in the local currency |
| 11:12.05 | George | so I'll be paid in sterling |
| 11:13.15 | mozrat | nice |
| 11:13.29 | morsing | 'morning |
| 11:14.38 | George | no fuck off foreign handling fees from Barclays |
| 11:19.26 | mozrat | morsing! |
| 11:19.47 | morsing | mozrat! |
| 11:20.44 | Cope | hello morsing |
| 11:35.08 | George | ARGH IT'S COPE |
| 11:35.15 | George | I'm upgrading to 16Mbit soon :D |
| 11:35.18 | George | or 8Mbit |
| 11:35.26 | George | depending on how much I can convince my father we need 16Mbit |
| 11:36.20 | morsing | How do I query a certificate file? |
| 11:37.10 | morsing | Hello? |
| 11:37.14 | mozrat | hello |
| 11:37.25 | morsing | mozrat: How do I query a certificate file? |
| 11:37.43 | mozrat | I'm not sure what you mean |
| 11:38.18 | morsing | Client ave me new SSL certificates for Apache but claims they're not working. Mozilla says they expire next week |
| 11:38.33 | morsing | How do I check from the command line the old and new ones? |
| 11:39.37 | morsing | hello? |
| 11:40.06 | mozrat | hello! |
| 11:40.28 | morsing | George: You're a genius, you'll know! |
| 11:42.07 | George | morsing: ? |
| 11:43.09 | mozrat | ping SlayerXP |
| 11:43.15 | mozrat | ibot wake SlayerXP |
| 11:43.17 | ibot | SlayerXP: GOOD MORNING!!! |
| 11:43.17 | SlayerXP | pong |
| 11:43.26 | mozrat | So what is your commission rate for sales people? |
| 11:43.33 | SlayerXP | on? |
| 11:44.00 | mozrat | people selling abmx |
| 11:47.12 | morsing | /usr/local/ssl/bin/openssl x509 -in cert.crt -enddate -nnout |
| 11:47.16 | morsing | That does it! |
| 11:51.26 | morsing | George: Did you get that? |
| 11:52.09 | mozrat | morsing: ... try ` /usr/local/ssl/bin/openssl x509 -in cert.crt -enddate -nnout` |
| 11:52.09 | morsing | Twat |
| 11:52.09 | morsing | :) |
| 11:55.06 | z00dax | morsing: not sure about this but `/usr/local/ssl/bin/openssl x509 -in cert.crt |
| 11:55.12 | z00dax | <PROTECTED> |
| 11:55.38 | morsing | Ahh... Where's Leeds when you need him to kick someone out! |
| 11:57.53 | George | morsing: no |
| 11:58.07 | morsing | George: Fuck off |
| 11:58.16 | murb | George: how is the nx client getting along? |
| 11:58.29 | murb | and are you targetting freenx or the commerical NX! server? |
| 11:58.45 | George | freenx |
| 11:59.11 | murb | do you have working nxrun? |
| 12:06.34 | morsing | mozrat: Post something on Gllug-social |
| 12:06.49 | mozrat | such as? |
| 12:07.48 | morsing | Pub social in Aylesbury :) |
| 12:13.38 | mozrat | Not for me |
| 12:13.50 | mozrat | I might ask about Bletchely Park sometime soon |
| 12:13.57 | mozrat | just mailed them today to ask about some bits |
| 12:14.39 | morsing | Not the 23rd though?? |
| 12:15.43 | andrew | Bletchly sounds like a good idea .... |
| 12:22.17 | mozrat | morsing: yes, the 23rd |
| 12:22.18 | morsing | Why is TwoSheds ignoring me :( |
| 12:22.25 | morsing | mozrat: Can't make it |
| 12:22.38 | mozrat | morsing: sure you can. Just don't go to that other hting |
| 12:22.41 | mozrat | thing** |
| 12:22.55 | morsing | Can't we all go to the other thing? |
| 12:23.56 | George | ibot 81+12.5+2.95+5+2+1.6+1.6+2.6 |
| 12:23.58 | ibot | 109.25 |
| 12:37.46 | andrew | ibot e^(i*pi) |
| 12:38.01 | andrew | ibot (i*pi) |
| 12:38.17 | andrew | ibot pi |
| 12:38.22 | ibot | well, pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091 |
| 12:38.38 | andrew | ibot 2*i |
| 12:44.49 | George | bah mathmo |
| 12:44.59 | George | I kept walking past Kings last weekend |
| 12:45.33 | George | walking between catz and trinity ;) |
| 12:49.25 | morsing | Check it! |
| 12:52.45 | George | I LIKE PI |
| 12:59.58 | morsing | SAUSAGES! |
| 13:04.22 | George | where's angelchild? |
| 13:04.24 | George | I want to kill someone |
| 13:04.25 | George | :( |
| 13:11.40 | George | being able to print with: nc silicon 4010 < SoC2006StudentForeignCertification.ps |
| 13:11.43 | George | ROCKS :D |
| 13:16.56 | murb | George: what is wrong with lpr SoC2006StudentForeignCertification.ps or nc silicon 9100 < SoC2006StudentForeignCertification.ps etc? |
| 13:19.47 | George | murb: I don't have lpr installed |
| 13:20.42 | andrew | george s/Kings/King's/ |
| 13:21.59 | murb | George: how do you select printer features like full duplex etc? |
| 13:26.01 | George | murb: no idea |
| 13:28.48 | murb | i need to sort out fax foo here soon :( |
| 13:29.08 | murb | I've found an old fax modem all i need now is a serial cable and the power adaptor.. |
| 13:29.15 | murb | oh and something to drive it and a spare serial port |
| 13:32.04 | *** join/#gllug angelchild (n=Catalyst@allegro/user/angelchild) |
| 13:32.28 | George | ANGELCHILD! |
| 13:32.33 | George | I've been wondering where you are |
| 13:32.56 | cbz | heh. |
| 13:36.12 | George | morsing: ewwwwwwwww |
| 13:38.29 | cbz | urm |
| 13:43.09 | mozrat | What kind of company am I keeping here? |
| 13:43.19 | mozrat | murderers and cannibals |
| 13:43.41 | cbz | mostly just george. |
| 13:45.29 | George | wtf |
| 13:45.35 | George | how the HELL am I still top of the channel stats |
| 13:45.46 | George | even though I wasn't on here for 2 weeks |
| 13:52.12 | George | http://www.gwright.org.uk/files/cv.pdf |
| 13:52.17 | George | anyone care to proof read it? |
| 13:55.00 | George | I'm seriously tempted to buy a third 20" tft |
| 13:58.39 | stephanb2 | George: why not buy 2x 23in widescreen apple TFT's ? |
| 13:58.54 | George | because I'm not rich |
| 13:59.03 | George | the 2001FP is now discontinued |
| 13:59.08 | George | those are the TFTs I currently have |
| 13:59.11 | George | 20" 1600x1200 screens |
| 13:59.18 | George | you can now get them on eBay for about 250 pounds |
| 13:59.29 | George | I bought them 18 months ago for about 450 each |
| 13:59.35 | stephanb2 | angelchild: one voucher for a lecture on "signal modulation, the philosophy behind this" |
| 13:59.57 | angelchild | hmm? |
| 13:59.59 | stephanb2 | George: hmm |
| 14:00.28 | stephanb2 | angelchild: u know, this subject you said you didn't like yesterday |
| 14:01.08 | stephanb2 | George: but wot do you need a 3x monitor workstation for? |
| 14:01.09 | angelchild | I said i didn't like the maths :) |
| 14:01.21 | George | stephanb2: I never have enough screen space |
| 14:01.25 | stephanb2 | angelchild: oooh fair enough. |
| 14:01.38 | stephanb2 | angelchild: the only math i remember is Shannon's Theorem |
| 14:01.52 | angelchild | i remember the name but cannot remember the theorum |
| 14:02.28 | z00dax | my neighour is shannon, i can ask her if she did a theorem |
| 14:02.32 | stephanb2 | angelchild: if there is one thing useful it's that |
| 14:03.20 | stephanb2 | angelchild: basically it tells you what bitrate u can theoretically pump in a channel that offer such and such bandwidth ans S/N ratio |
| 14:08.08 | stephanb2 | angelchild: roughly 1 bit for every 3dB of S/N multiplied by the bandwidth |
| 14:08.35 | stephanb2 | gives you very quickly an estimate of what you can expect from a specific channel |
| 14:12.41 | George | http://www.matrox.com/graphics/workstation/3dws/products/qid/qid_pro.cfm |
| 14:12.43 | stephanb2 | z00dax: ask her if she remembers this english guy who came to visit in 1943 |
| 14:12.45 | George | I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT |
| 14:13.06 | morsing | Moo |
| 14:13.12 | z00dax | stephanb2: my neighbour ? humm... |
| 14:13.31 | morsing | Baa |
| 14:13.38 | z00dax | stephanb2: from the looks of things, she seems born in the 1979 - 1982 bracket |
| 14:13.49 | z00dax | I doubt she'd remember stuff from her last life |
| 14:14.38 | stephanb2 | z00dax: that's the dude http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Shannon |
| 14:15.28 | z00dax | he looks evil |
| 14:15.29 | morsing | Help with PAM please? |
| 14:16.17 | cbz | Heh. |
| 14:16.56 | morsing | Hello? |
| 14:17.00 | stephanb2 | z00dax: don't tempt me my friend |
| 14:18.13 | morsing | mozzie? |
| 14:21.02 | mozrat | hello |
| 14:21.20 | George | DEATH TO MOZRAT |
| 14:21.25 | morsing | mozrat: Which PAM module restrict logins based on time-of-day? |
| 14:21.33 | mozrat | morsing: sec |
| 14:21.49 | z00dax | morsing: i told you about that yesterday - pam_time |
| 14:22.28 | morsing | z00dax: It's not there. Is it easy to add-on? |
| 14:22.48 | z00dax | morsing: should be able to build it |
| 14:23.15 | morsing | z00dax: Are they binary files? |
| 14:23.34 | z00dax | I saw binaries for rh7.3 once |
| 14:23.38 | z00dax | never used it since then |
| 14:24.52 | mozrat | George: Silly you |
| 14:25.01 | George | why? |
| 14:25.07 | George | I'm amazingly amazing with a touch of amazingness |
| 14:25.18 | z00dax | morsing: CentOS has pam_time built into pam |
| 14:25.30 | z00dax | just checked for both C3 and C4 |
| 14:25.32 | morsing | z00dax: Nice but much use to me |
| 14:25.42 | z00dax | you should consider using a real distro :) |
| 14:26.03 | morsing | Have no choice :( |
| 14:26.20 | z00dax | what distro are you using ? |
| 14:26.41 | morsing | Solaris 9 |
| 14:27.16 | z00dax | humm.. no idea how that would work, hali is the local Solaris fan |
| 14:27.22 | z00dax | hali: around ? |
| 14:27.34 | morsing | ibot wake hali |
| 14:27.36 | ibot | hali: GOOD MORNING!!! |
| 14:28.02 | z00dax | morsing: pam_time solaris on google turns up 622 hits |
| 14:28.08 | z00dax | maybe one of them has the answer you seek |
| 14:28.21 | cbz | You are looking for pam_acct_mgmt |
| 14:28.26 | morsing | z00dax: Yes but that because people are working on porting it :( |
| 14:28.56 | z00dax | cbz: yes, actually thats another way of doing this, |
| 14:29.44 | morsing | Crap: |
| 14:29.45 | morsing | http://www.derkeiler.com/Mailing-Lists/securityfocus/focus-sun/2002-05/0007.html |
| 14:29.56 | hali | 'sup |
| 14:29.57 | cbz | z00dax: http://www.comsmiths.com.au/pam/v1.05/ |
| 14:30.32 | cbz | PAM_login_times will do what you want. |
| 14:30.55 | z00dax | pam_login_times! |
| 14:30.57 | z00dax | right |
| 14:31.11 | hali | can you just tell people not to login and threaten with violence if they do? :) |
| 14:31.15 | z00dax | /sul/url/ |
| 14:31.32 | cbz | Yeah - use a blunt stick, lots of force and a good follow through |
| 14:31.34 | morsing | hali: Sorry, I'm not used to toy operating systems... |
| 14:31.36 | cbz | I recommend a golf club. |
| 14:32.08 | cbz | Right - this is where 'I use AIX and no one else understands me" comes in. |
| 14:33.12 | George | 15:30:42 <Tangent> I need dual 30" displays because my shed windows are broken |
| 14:38.01 | morsing | Can I trust this site? |
| 14:38.02 | morsing | http://www.comsmiths.com.au/pam/v1.05/ |
| 14:38.31 | cbz | Read and compile from source. |
| 14:41.14 | morsing | cbz: Too complicated |
| 14:41.46 | cbz | Complain to your Sun Account Manager in that case. |
| 14:43.44 | morsing | ~seen pie |
| 14:43.59 | ibot | pie <n=pie@browse.net-serv.co.uk> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 6d 22h 41m 20s ago, saying: 'Ah ha! The courier company just called and told me they were delivering my new monitors and discs a day early, so I will be able to play with them this evening!'. |
| 14:49.32 | George | <PROTECTED> |
| 14:49.57 | z00dax | humm uptime standoff! |
| 14:50.26 | z00dax | <PROTECTED> |
| 14:50.32 | z00dax | humm... |
| 14:51.12 | z00dax | <PROTECTED> |
| 14:51.46 | z00dax | ooh.. i got another one.. |
| 14:52.10 | morsing | Woo hoo |
| 14:52.11 | morsing | morsing@albert:~$ uptime |
| 14:52.11 | morsing | <PROTECTED> |
| 14:52.11 | morsing | morsing@albert:~$ uname -a |
| 14:52.11 | morsing | Linux albert 2.4.18-bf2.4 #1 Son Apr 14 09:53:28 CEST 2002 i686 unknown |
| 14:53.03 | George | you all suck e-penis |
| 14:53.31 | mozrat | I might compile a "best of George" collection |
| 14:53.38 | George | ? |
| 14:53.40 | mozrat | all of his best trolly quotes |
| 14:53.44 | z00dax | i can beat that too - but not sure if i have my account on that machien anymore |
| 14:53.59 | morsing | z00dax: That *my* PC at home! |
| 14:54.08 | morsing | Don't try to cheat here! |
| 14:54.42 | z00dax | [kbsingh@cure kbsingh]$ uptime |
| 14:54.43 | z00dax | <PROTECTED> |
| 14:54.43 | z00dax | [kbsingh@cure kbsingh]$ uname -a |
| 14:54.43 | z00dax | Linux cure 2.2.3-40.84.ECsmp #1 SMP Sat Mar 25 03:50:19 EET 2006 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux |
| 14:54.56 | z00dax | that is a router in a .edu setup in the US |
| 14:55.12 | z00dax | nto my machine though . I was, however, the last person to power that machine on |
| 14:55.12 | George | 15:52:58 up 2342 days, 22:55, 4 users, load average: 0.09, 0.11, 0.09 |
| 14:55.14 | George | BEAT THAT |
| 14:55.14 | George | :P |
| 14:55.20 | z00dax | George: cheat |
| 14:56.12 | George | hehehe |
| 14:56.52 | mozrat | George: that meant you booted it on 2nd Jan 2000 |
| 14:56.57 | mozrat | State on your life that is true |
| 14:57.17 | mozrat | ha! |
| 14:57.24 | George | that said |
| 14:57.30 | George | I *was* using linux when I was 11 |
| 14:58.41 | z00dax | what since yesterday ? |
| 14:58.50 | George | nah |
| 14:58.54 | George | since '98 |
| 14:58.57 | George | or '97 |
| 14:59.03 | morsing | BEAT THIS: |
| 14:59.05 | morsing | # uptime |
| 14:59.05 | morsing | <PROTECTED> |
| 14:59.05 | morsing | # uname -a |
| 14:59.05 | morsing | SunOS vmlixdevsun01 5.8 Generic_108528-23 sun4u sparc SUNW,UltraAX-i2 |
| 14:59.11 | morsing | Not mine though! |
| 15:00.13 | George | pig |
| 15:04.46 | mozrat | George: would you be interested in coming to Bletchley Park in September with a few of us? |
| 15:04.54 | mozrat | Nice day out etc etc |
| 15:05.18 | cbz | and if they eat you, it'll save on packed lunches. |
| 15:05.55 | George | mozrat: when in September |
| 15:06.14 | mozrat | Saturday 23rd. There is an event on that day but it is interesting to go anyway |
| 15:06.22 | George | no |
| 15:07.15 | mozrat | shame, ok |
| 15:07.32 | morsing | George: Twat |
| 15:07.34 | George | "This year, the multi-day event for contributors to the leading Free Desktop will be held from September 23nd to 30th 2006 in beautiful Dublin, capital city of Ireland." |
| 15:07.52 | morsing | George: What about the BMW event? |
| 15:08.00 | George | KDE > * |
| 15:10.01 | mozrat | ahh |
| 15:10.31 | mozrat | George: Maybe we should reschedule it if there is a big OSS event elsewhere |
| 15:10.32 | JAV | KDE greater than star? |
| 15:10.40 | George | IT'S AN ASTERISK |
| 15:11.09 | JAV | :) |
| 15:13.22 | mozrat | morsing: does a classic car event interest you? |
| 15:13.30 | morsing | mozrat: Sure |
| 15:13.33 | morsing | Why? |
| 15:13.57 | morsing | ibot betterer |
| 15:14.18 | mozrat | ibot betterer is like better but even more so |
| 15:14.20 | ibot | mozrat: okay |
| 15:14.27 | mozrat | ibot betterer |
| 15:14.28 | ibot | betterer is, like, like better but even more so |
| 15:15.20 | morsing | ibot you suck |
| 15:15.21 | ibot | Thank you! That will be $5 |
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| 15:19.07 | mozrat | hey SlayerXP |
| 15:19.37 | SlayerXP | yo |
| 15:19.39 | SlayerXP | got mail |
| 15:19.53 | SlayerXP | you're welcome to a slice of the pie, it's only right and fair. |
| 15:20.02 | SlayerXP | no mail yet, though |
| 15:20.18 | mozrat | SlayerXP: if I started to find a few more people for the service I'd consider asking. Not really bothered for the first one |
| 15:20.35 | SlayerXP | fair enough, but your slate will be marked. |
| 15:20.46 | mozrat | Works for me, thanks |
| 15:23.24 | mozrat | lady at Bletchley Park tells me 9th July is a good day to go |
| 15:23.34 | George | yeah, can't go then either |
| 15:23.40 | murb | what was her name? |
| 15:23.44 | mozrat | Museum is open.. Battle of Britain fly past.. classic car foo |
| 15:23.52 | mozrat | murb: something like Kelsey |
| 15:24.01 | mozrat | sounded like Chelsea but wasn't |
| 15:24.16 | mozrat | George: you just ... suck |
| 15:24.22 | George | mozrat: I'll be at Bisley |
| 15:25.06 | mozrat | Well. I'll be at Bletchley |
| 15:25.08 | mozrat | :D |
| 15:25.56 | George | I'm at bisley from the 2nd July to the 21st July |
| 15:28.42 | mozrat | Especially seeing as George is going to be armed and dangerous |
| 15:28.56 | mozrat | I'd advise Angelchild to steer clear as well |
| 15:29.00 | morsing | Check it! |
| 15:29.25 | angelchild | I can take him |
| 15:29.26 | George | mozrat: ? |
| 15:29.31 | George | angelchild: no you can't |
| 15:29.36 | angelchild | yes, yes I can |
| 15:29.40 | George | no, no you can't |
| 15:30.06 | George | I'm deadly with a rifle at up to about 600 yards without a scope sight |
| 15:31.38 | George | mozrat: have you ever shot in the supine position before? |
| 15:32.51 | mozrat | Nope, never heard of it |
| 15:33.02 | George | it's where you shoot lying on your back |
| 15:33.10 | mozrat | George: sounds a little silly |
| 15:33.18 | George | apparently the GB team shoots like that |
| 15:33.52 | murb | so you can shoot your feet off? |
| 15:34.18 | George | sod this, I'm going outside to shoot some arrows |
| 15:34.19 | George | byeeee |
| 15:35.35 | mozrat | murb: do you know people at BP then? |
| 15:35.50 | murb | mozrat: nope. |
| 15:36.01 | mozrat | murb: why did you ask the ladies name? |
| 15:36.06 | murb | why not? |
| 15:36.42 | mozrat | hehe fair enough :) |
| 15:36.57 | mozrat | it sounded like you would say "ooh, Kelsey. I know her" |
| 15:52.31 | mozrat | right - going home. Tonight is "Da Vinci Code" night at the flicks |
| 15:52.33 | mozrat | bye all |
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| 16:24.00 | stephanb2 | back |
| 16:46.46 | mozrat | hey stephanb2 |
| 16:49.39 | stephanb2 | hey |
| 16:50.19 | stephanb2 | i didn't want 2 tell George i'm working on a 3 screen machine at the moment |
| 16:50.41 | stephanb2 | but only 2 screens are for desktop. screen 3 is a TV monitor |
| 16:51.35 | mozrat | nice |
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| 17:13.54 | stephanb2 | time to go home |
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| 17:27.51 | morsing | Beer |
| 17:32.07 | rhowe | mm |
| 17:32.17 | rhowe | brb |
| 17:57.09 | rhowe | mmm, lambic kreik |
| 17:57.15 | rhowe | er, kriek |
| 18:01.48 | morsing | Mmm... Kriek |
| 18:08.35 | JAV | http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/91729_telenor_cd.jpg [semi-SFW] |
| 18:09.37 | rhowe | "Maybe I am indeed dreaming that we can "abandon" today's email SMTP much like the Usenet's NNTP was "abandoned" years ago for something better – because that "something better" for email still doesn't even exist." |
| 18:10.02 | rhowe | Webapp forums? Don't make me laugh |
| 18:13.39 | morsing | Does anyone actually use NNTP anymore? |
| 18:15.14 | George | DEATH TO STUPID PEOPLE |
| 18:15.18 | George | THEY ARE... STUPID |
| 18:15.20 | George | STUPID I SAY |
| 18:15.21 | George | STUPID!!! |
| 18:15.39 | boudicca1 | ah, i see that George is talking to himself again |
| 18:15.46 | George | STUPID!!!! |
| 18:15.57 | boudicca1 | and about himself too |
| 18:16.00 | boudicca1 | :) |
| 18:16.09 | George | I AM NOT STUPID |
| 18:16.15 | George | ASSHAT!!!! |
| 18:16.27 | boudicca1 | why the capitals? |
| 18:16.33 | rhowe | morsing: I found newsgroups to be an even bigger time-sink than IRC |
| 18:16.40 | rhowe | morsing: The volume is just too great |
| 18:16.54 | George | boudicca1: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING |
| 18:17.16 | boudicca1 | well scream quietly then |
| 18:17.32 | George | NO |
| 18:17.34 | George | BLARGH!!!! |
| 18:17.59 | George | :'( |
| 18:18.06 | rhowe | George: So, finished knx yet? |
| 18:18.12 | rhowe | George: And how's the gnome port coming along? |
| 18:18.16 | George | rofl |
| 18:18.18 | George | ROFL |
| 18:18.39 | rhowe | George: Oh, you're starting with the Gnome port? |
| 18:18.43 | rhowe | George: Great! |
| 18:19.40 | George | death |
| 18:35.31 | George | rhowe: GIVE ME A BURGER |
| 18:35.32 | George | NOW |
| 18:43.41 | George | ah fantastic |
| 18:43.46 | wethrin | George: Are you over 18? |
| 18:43.48 | George | I'm now maxing out my 100Mbit ethernet line |
| 18:43.49 | George | wethrin: yes |
| 18:43.50 | George | wethrin: i am |
| 18:43.52 | George | wethrin: you turd |
| 18:43.54 | wethrin | Can you prove it? |
| 18:43.58 | George | yes |
| 18:45.34 | wethrin | That's acceptable |
| 18:47.02 | George | PITH OFF |
| 18:47.15 | George | argh I NEED A GIGABIT SWITCH |
| 18:47.22 | George | ARSE HOLE |
| 18:47.38 | angelchild | i just read that as "argh I NEED A GIGABIT SANDWICH" |
| 18:47.44 | George | .... |
| 18:47.51 | George | DIE YOU STUPID ASS |
| 18:48.02 | George | DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH!!!!! |
| 18:48.08 | George | I think... I'm hyper |
| 18:48.53 | SlayerXP | jesus h |
| 18:49.10 | SlayerXP | George: please have sex with someone, immediately. |
| 18:49.41 | angelchild | don't look at me |
| 18:49.45 | boudicca1 | nor me |
| 18:50.08 | boudiccas | nor me neither |
| 18:50.17 | JAV | poor George, give him a chance :) |
| 18:50.23 | boudiccas | no way |
| 18:50.41 | wethrin | boudiccas: Given he's at a public school, you're probably safe |
| 18:50.53 | boudiccas | thank goodness :) |
| 18:51.01 | George | PENIS FISH |
| 18:51.07 | angelchild | O_o |
| 18:51.17 | boudiccas | George; use a babel fish |
| 18:51.22 | George | ? |
| 18:51.30 | boudiccas | hah! |
| 18:51.49 | boudiccas | falling down on a great british classic |
| 18:51.59 | George | ... |
| 18:52.00 | George | DEATH |
| 18:52.02 | George | DEATH I SAY |
| 18:52.03 | George | DEATH |
| 18:52.07 | George | DEATH BY SNOO SNOO |
| 18:52.17 | boudiccas | George; obviously not read hitchikiers guide to the galaxy |
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| 18:52.35 | SlayerXP | boudicca1: you've assumed he's progressed beyond Enid Blyton |
| 18:52.39 | George | ARGGGH |
| 18:52.44 | George | IT'S SOMEONE CALLED MIKE |
| 18:52.45 | George | ARGH!!! |
| 18:52.47 | George | UHTPURHGUHPGIUHSUFDHGPUSIFDGPSHFG |
| 18:52.48 | George | URGHLEHSDIGPUHUSFG |
| 18:53.14 | boudiccas | famous five + George |
| 18:53.19 | George | ... |
| 18:53.21 | George | I AM NOT A GIRL |
| 18:53.25 | boudiccas | lol |
| 18:53.40 | SlayerXP | you should know that George has me on ignore |
| 18:53.43 | boudiccas | do they make skirts big enough? |
| 18:53.47 | George | FUCK OFF |
| 18:54.01 | mikejw | :S |
| 18:54.05 | George | DEATH |
| 18:54.06 | George | DEATH!!!! |
| 18:54.13 | boudiccas | language tomothy |
| 18:54.14 | angelchild | heh that's rich |
| 18:54.17 | boudiccas | *timothy |
| 18:54.26 | George | angelchild: I know I have no life |
| 18:54.28 | George | angelchild: you tit |
| 18:54.39 | George | hrmm, wrong choice of derogatory adjective |
| 18:54.43 | George | YOU ARSEEEEEEE |
| 18:54.56 | boudicca1 | George: needs to lie down for a while |
| 18:55.09 | George | *("Y£T(UHSDPFOIUSHGOIUSHFDGUIHSDFGUG |
| 18:55.40 | boudicca1 | thats a long password George i bet you can't remember it though |
| 18:55.56 | George | DEATH BY SNOO SNOO |
| 18:56.11 | boudicca1 | sounds like a bot on auto-repeat |
| 18:56.20 | George | !!! |
| 18:56.23 | *** mode/#gllug [+o SlayerXP] by wethrin |
| 18:56.35 | George | BYE! |
| 18:56.36 | angelchild | O_o |
| 18:56.37 | *** part/#gllug George (i=authdeni@vm.gwright.org.uk) |
| 18:56.38 | boudiccas | George; is a bot |
| 18:56.50 | mikejw | George: ttfn |
| 18:56.52 | angelchild | he needs some sort of pills |
| 18:56.57 | angelchild | it doesn't really matter what |
| 18:57.03 | SlayerXP | he was about to get a boot to the head |
| 18:57.04 | boudicca1 | dried frog pills preferably |
| 18:57.04 | wethrin | Rohypnol? |
| 18:57.05 | JAV | bromure |
| 18:57.10 | boudicca1 | bromide |
| 18:58.06 | JAV | that's what I said :P |
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| 19:02.15 | SlammerXP | bah |
| 19:02.46 | wethrin | muahaha |
| 19:04.08 | mikejw | :D |
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| 19:30.28 | boudiccas | how can i cure this message occurring several times each day please? ERROR: Clamd was NOT notified: Can't connect to clamd on 127.0.0.1:3310 |
| 19:30.28 | boudiccas | connect(): Connection refused |
| 19:33.46 | mikejw | ls |
| 19:33.50 | mikejw | :S |
| 19:34.04 | wethrin | boudiccas: Start clamd? |
| 19:34.52 | boudiccas | started and seemingly running okay, except for this persistent niggle |
| 19:35.03 | wethrin | Hmm |
| 19:35.17 | wethrin | Does that occur each time you run clam-update? |
| 19:36.08 | boudiccas | it seems to be so |
| 19:37.29 | wethrin | So it can't connect to clamd to notify it of updates |
| 19:37.34 | wethrin | Firewall, maybe? |
| 19:39.01 | boudiccas | don't know. i'm also asking the same question in #linuxhelp too |
| 19:41.03 | morsing | Check it! |
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| 19:46.29 | George | DEATH!!!! |
| 19:46.46 | wethrin | George! |
| 19:47.00 | George | DEATH! |
| 19:47.15 | George | Cambridge > Oxford |
| 19:47.19 | George | even Google thinks so |
| 19:47.34 | wethrin | pff |
| 19:47.51 | George | http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Cambridge&word2=Oxford |
| 19:47.52 | George | HAH! |
| 19:47.55 | George | HAH!!! |
| 19:47.55 | George | HAH!!!!! |
| 19:48.32 | George | http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Cambridge&word2=Harvard |
| 19:49.13 | George | http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Harrow&word2=Eton |
| 19:50.28 | George | have you SEEN google's sattelite imagery of Oxford? |
| 19:55.52 | morsing | Anyone here on #solaris? |
| 19:56.06 | SlayerXP | don't be silly |
| 20:01.47 | morsing | There's an incredibly rude obnoxious guy over there. How about we invade #solaris and insult him? |
| 20:01.54 | wethrin | Is it George? |
| 20:02.17 | mikejw | :) |
| 20:02.36 | morsing | He answers to the name AJC_Z0 |
| 20:02.52 | morsing | Andrew J. Caines apparently |
| 20:04.13 | Cope | morsing: probably |
| 20:04.27 | morsing | Cope? |
| 20:04.36 | Cope | ah i fell off |
| 20:04.38 | Cope | I usually am |
| 20:04.41 | Cope | have been for years |
| 20:05.27 | morsing | Come on guys - Cope's in! |
| 20:06.00 | wethrin | Heh |
| 20:06.45 | angelchild | HI COPE |
| 20:06.59 | angelchild | my head is full of html |
| 20:07.02 | angelchild | and xml and xsl |
| 20:07.08 | angelchild | it is disconcerting |
| 20:07.36 | wethrin | Oh dear |
| 20:07.43 | wethrin | Get it out. Quickly. |
| 20:07.51 | morsing | angelchild! |
| 20:08.20 | Cope | angelchild: get it out! you heard the man! |
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| 22:08.27 | zx80user | hello all, any diff gurus here? |
| 22:08.45 | zx80user | Trying to generate a patch by recursing through directories |
| 22:08.49 | zx80user | diff -ruN /dev/null ~/linux-2.6.16.14/sound/ |
| 22:08.58 | zx80user | but it doesn't like it |
| 22:13.30 | rhowe | Did it spit it back out with a funny look on its face? |
| 22:13.53 | zx80user | no, it did not |
| 22:14.00 | zx80user | anyway, I've worked it out now :) |
| 22:14.23 | rhowe | heh ok |
| 22:14.42 | rhowe | I'd forgotten how hilariously stupid this film is |
| 22:15.00 | hali | "good speach sir" :) |
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| 23:33.12 | TimMagic | wow! i have 102 lines contributed to the group |
| 23:33.24 | TimMagic | 103 now |
| 23:33.24 | TimMagic | 104 now |
| 23:33.24 | wethrin | Well done |
| 23:33.24 | TimMagic | 105 now |
| 23:33.30 | TimMagic | oh this getting silly! |
| 23:33.35 | angelchild | yes |
| 23:33.36 | angelchild | yes it is |
| 23:33.41 | z00dax | so |
| 23:33.42 | z00dax | how |
| 23:33.44 | z00dax | many |
| 23:33.45 | z00dax | lines |
| 23:33.46 | z00dax | do |
| 23:33.48 | z00dax | i |
| 23:33.51 | z00dax | have ? |
| 23:33.51 | TimMagic | how is everyone? |
| 23:34.09 | z00dax | Magical! |
| 23:34.12 | TimMagic | 6719 + the ones u just added |
| 23:34.20 | TimMagic | good - am glad to hear it |
| 23:34.24 | z00dax | fighting perl modules, trying to upgrade a rpm dep tree for DVD::RIP |
| 23:34.36 | TimMagic | ok |
| 23:35.15 | z00dax | how about you |
| 23:35.19 | z00dax | whatcha doing ? |
| 23:36.09 | TimMagic | just got in from work |
| 23:36.24 | TimMagic | trying not to watch the crappy quiz show on itv but failing |
| 23:36.41 | TimMagic | also wondering if the george on here is the george from big brother |
| 23:36.54 | z00dax | 'tis the George you seek indeed |
| 23:38.53 | George | DEATH |
| 23:38.57 | George | AND IT IS NOT ME |
| 23:39.02 | wethrin | You're not George? |
| 23:39.06 | z00dax | TimMagic: you can have the George for a fiver |
| 23:39.28 | TimMagic | hmm |
| 23:39.35 | z00dax | 4.90 ? |
| 23:39.42 | TimMagic | a good deal if ever there was one |
| 23:39.47 | z00dax | indeed |
| 23:39.56 | TimMagic | he could be my live in linux monkey |
| 23:41.19 | TimMagic | george: do you know the BB george? |
