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00:32.57Georgeflaming sausages
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02:02.33Georgehey Leeds
02:02.57Leedsmorning George
02:03.08GeorgeLeeds: http://www.gwright.org.uk/index.php?page=warning
02:03.14GeorgeLeeds: like it?
02:08.57LeedsI'm just working out my tax for last year...
02:09.09Georgelol
02:09.25Leedsvery self-centered
02:10.20Georgeyup
02:11.14Leedsseems to be about $942 - about 65 quid
02:11.27George:)
02:11.39Leedsthat's for 2005/2006
02:11.57Leedsthat's *not* on top of PAYE or anything like that - it's my total income tax for the year!
02:12.19George:P
02:12.47Leedsthat, incidentally, is a lot less than one month of council tax in London, with the 25% loner discount, which I'm still paying at the moment
02:12.56Georgeloner discount?
02:13.55Leedscouncil tax, unlike the community charge (poll tax) is charged on the property, not on the residents... but you get a 25% discount if there's only one person living there, since it's calculated to cover 2 or more people
02:14.26Georgeshouldn't you get a 50% discount in that case?
02:14.53Leedsno, because it's not just based on the marginal cost of one more resident
02:15.48Leedsthat is, there are some things held to be effectively fixed costs - things like street lighting/cleaning, policing, and so on - they don't double in cost if there are two people living there
02:19.02Leedshmm... that appears to be a tax rate of approximately 0.37% - as opposed to the approximately 36% I was paying in the UK :-)
02:22.58Leedssorry, I miscalculated... it's about 100 quid for the year
02:31.25Georgeheh
02:32.00GeorgeLeeds: you're earning 28000 GBP per year?
02:32.52Leedsno
02:33.21George18000?
02:35.58Leedsno
02:36.43Georgeok
02:36.45Georgex?
02:36.58Leedsx?
02:37.10Georgeyou know
02:37.13Georgevariable :)
02:38.28Leedsapproximately half my earnings go straight to rent, but it's an all-inclusive price, so all I need to buy on top of that is things like food and travel
02:39.58Georgelol
02:40.00Georgethis is weird
02:40.07Leedsyes, but you still live with your mummy or in a dorm
02:40.15George?
02:40.20Georgeheh
02:40.24Georgethis is such a strange irssi theme
02:41.08Georgehrmm
02:41.13Georgeback to the world of normality
03:53.49Leeds"in a sense, all python objects are anonymous, it's just that some of them also have names"
03:58.17angelchild:o
04:31.12Cope:)
04:51.44morsing'morning
04:53.19Leedsargh
04:54.17morsingLeeds?
04:55.34Leedscompany policy is that all mail should be cc:ed to the group alias - which means everyone gets many 10s of useless emails every day
04:56.30Leedscousin's wife - who I like as a person, but seems to do about as much work as I do - is bugging me to cc: tech support stuff to a customer... it's just stupid
04:59.00Leedswhy should "I can login using your details, here they are, please tell me exactly what you see on screen when you try to login" need to go to everyone in the company?
05:00.07Leedsit's the sort of thing I would have liked to have tried to change - to fix - if I'd felt I had the leverage to do it
05:11.38morsingMmm... leverage
05:15.15Leedsoo-er
05:27.11angelchild:o
06:18.06Leedsbah... no pub quiz tonight because there's the Korea vs. Togo match on... I mean... who wants to see that?
06:20.43angelchildKoreans and... errr.... Togans?
06:22.35Leedsand why do they want to watch it at an English/Aussie/Kiwi bar?
06:23.07murbpruably only south koreans?
06:23.32murbi don't belive the north koreans qualified this time.
06:24.14Leeds'Korea', unqualified, tends to imply South
06:26.26murbi thought both states claimed the whole peninsular?
06:29.26Leedsit's not that simple - I think it's more like China and Taiwan - they both claim to be the 'real' Korea, with the other being a temporary anomoly, splitting the one true Korea in half
06:53.17morsingHappy birthday Leeds
06:53.26Leedshuh?
06:54.39Leedsone person's response to the 'match instead of quiz' has been to announce that she'll be staying at home and watching Air Crash Investigation... it's a non-stop party here in the East...
07:00.33mozratooh, happy birthday Leeds
07:00.52mozratMorning everyone
07:03.26Leedsuh... it's not my birthday
07:03.37Leedsbut thanks anyway, guys
07:04.52morsingmozrat: Just emailed you
07:05.10morsingmozrat: Did you get anything for him for his birthday?
07:06.00morsingmozrat!
07:07.18mozratmorsing, email it to my work address, I'm on the tube
07:07.46mozratmorsing, I didn't know it was his birthday until just now :(
07:08.04mozratotherwise I would have sent a card over
07:08.30Leedshmm... how do you get boobs and balls confused and come out with bawlsl?
07:09.03morsingMmm... Boobs and balls
07:09.25mozratBeen swinging again Leeds?
07:09.37Leedsnot so much
07:09.38morsingMmm... Swinging
07:09.46Leedsnever been to Disco Bay
07:09.56Leedsmust put it on my list of places to go
07:10.09mozratI would
07:10.35Leeds(it's Discovery, not Discoteque, by the way)
07:10.42Leeds(or however you spell that)
07:11.54mozratWent down to La Rochelle
07:11.57morsingCa va?
07:12.24mozratOui, Ca va bien merci. Et tu?
07:12.36morsingBien
07:12.43LeedsEt tu Brute?
07:12.57morsingTres brute
07:12.59mozratJe suis tres sunburnt
07:13.04morsingSunburnt?
07:13.14mozratyes
07:17.27Leedsmorsing: you are very Brutus?
07:23.26morsingLeeds: Oui. Et j'ai faim encore
07:27.17Leedsbeware the ides of... well... June!
07:34.12AndrewBlackhmm - anyone know of a program that will give todays date in roman?  
07:35.05AndrewBlackmy birthday in the Latin calendar is one day earlier than the modern one (except in leap years)
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07:39.34_ts_Happy birthday Leeds! :-)
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07:42.49AndrewBlackDoes anyone use http://del.icio.us or any other online bookmarking site?
07:43.14morsingAndrewBlack: Firefox has bookmarks
07:45.27AndrewBlackCan firefox coordinate bookmarks on more than one machine?  And if you are using a library machine that uses (cough cough) internet exploder?
07:46.04morsingAndrewBlack: rsync or CVS can
07:46.13morsingMmm... rsync
07:46.51morsingOr you can just tunnel your X display through to where you are :)
07:47.15Leedsstupid bastards expecting me to do work
07:52.24SlayerXPmorning
07:52.56morsingHuh?
07:53.01SlayerXPCVS
07:53.07morsingMmm... CVS#
07:56.13Copehello
07:56.16Copemorsing: svn
08:03.17morsingCope: ?
08:03.29Copemorsing: are you asking me what svn is?
08:03.37morsingYes
08:03.41Copeoh sorry
08:03.44Copesubversion
08:03.48morsingAhh...
08:05.39murbsubversives
08:08.17SlayerXPi had to go back to cvs after over a year of using nothing but subversion
08:08.33SlayerXPthe first scream happened right after "cvs mv file1 file2" failed
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08:20.49morsingSlayerXP: *You* failed
08:21.25SlayerXPyes, how dare I expect a revision control system to be able to rename a file without losing all the history
08:22.23AndrewBlackAnyone have experience of using berkelyDB.  
08:23.05SlayerXPsome
08:23.14SlayerXP"don't" being my experience :)
08:23.31SlayerXPi mean, the thing I used it for, it turned out easier to use sqllite instead
08:24.21CopeAndrewBlack: what are you planning to do?
08:27.29SlayerXPfligth back to the UK booked
08:29.23CopeSlayerXP: are you looking forward to coming "home"?
08:30.07SlayerXPCope: in some ways, yes.  there are things here i will miss though
08:30.56SlayerXPthe space, peace and quiet, lack of chavs and general sense of social responsibility
08:31.07SlayerXPplus I'll have to get back into the habit of locking things
08:34.08morsingSlayerXP: WHy don't you move to Denmark instead? Much more internationally minded and they have proper meat and food?
08:34.35SlayerXPi need somewhere where I can guarantee to get work
08:35.01SlayerXPmainly due to inefficient abmx resellers :)
08:36.12mozratLeeds: are you still at the bra company? When is your notice up?
08:37.19morsingSlayerXP: Denmark is the place. It's not isolated like Norway
08:45.18Leedsmozrat: end of August
08:45.52Copegrrrr
08:50.22mozratThats quite a long notice period
08:52.03morsingLeeds: Just leave next week. They can't hold you
08:52.29CopeIsn't that frightfully bad form?
08:53.34mozratmorsing: but they could not pay him
08:56.00mozratCope, could you op me pls
08:57.03*** mode/#gllug [+o mozrat] by ChanServ
09:03.37Leedsyes, I can leave whenever I like, in principle, but they can stop paying me - and paying my rent - at that point
09:04.18LeedsI do have stuff to finish up, and I do intend to finish it, but I resent being asked to do anything new
09:04.46SlayerXPLeeds: "I foresee significant technical problems"
09:05.35Leedsonce I'm done, there's one bloke I'll still help out - the remaining techie, who will have to take on my code without having a clue how it works or how to read or write the language it's written in
09:07.08wethrinmorning
09:08.20murbLeeds: maybe he wrote "fast learner" in his CV?
09:08.54Leedsnah, he isn't
09:13.07halii'm seriously considering making candidates take lie detector tests when doing interviews...
09:13.28halibritish people lie their ass off on their cv's
09:13.40murbhali: so you'd just employ those that belive their own lies?
09:13.51murbalthough maybe not a bad test if you are employing a sales person!
09:14.00halihm, good point
09:14.13halii think a mind-meld is the way to go
09:14.17*** topic/#gllug by mozrat -> Happy Birthday Leeds! Greater London LUG - Next Event is Sat 24th June at 1300 - Dave Cross (ORM Mapping), George Wright (kNX), Huw Lynes (Grid Computing) - http://gllug.org.uk http://planet.gllug.org.uk
09:14.38SlayerXPcan I heckle George?
09:14.49SlayerXPOI! FATTY!  Have you had sex yet?
09:14.49murbSlayerXP: only if you attend
09:15.34mozratMichael Bartosh (Mac server guru and o'reilly author) died :(
09:15.50mozratFell off a balcony in Japan
09:16.28murbthat was careless of him
09:21.31wethrinAh. Happy Birthday, Leeds!
09:22.37Leedswethrin: thanks
09:24.22SlayerXP# Another day closer to death
09:25.03CopeDesperation is the English way.
09:39.58TimMagichello everyone!
09:40.35Copehello TimMagic
09:40.50Leedsevening
09:42.04Copehmm.
09:42.23CopeIf ElementTree is the best method for parsing xml, why isn't it in teh standard library
09:43.48TimMagichow goes it?
09:44.19Copenot bad, apart from the drip of the leaking roof
09:45.35LeedsCope: it is, in 2.5 :-)
09:46.04Leedsit only stabilised enough to be included during the lifetime of 2.5
09:46.06Leedsuh, 2.4
09:47.30TimMagiccope: oh dear
09:47.41TimMagicits sunny here so dont have that problem
09:54.59CopeLeeds: can it be imported from "the future"?
09:55.24CopeTimMagic: It is sunny here too
09:58.17LeedsCope: no, but it can be downloaded from effbot.org
09:59.12LeedsI'm not sure that 100% of what is now elementtree has been imported into the future - it's possible it's a cut-down version
09:59.34Leedsyou could always grab a 2.5 alpha, of course...
10:00.23Leedsin fact, beta1 is due out tomorrow :-)
10:25.37TimMagiccope: how come your roof is dripping?
10:31.32Copedunno - burst pipe or something
10:36.16TimMagicoh ok
10:36.25TimMagicthought maybe it was raining
10:40.37SlayerXP<plasmoduck> I need something so people can create their own email accounts via website, kinda like hotmail
10:40.37SlayerXP<SlayerXP> plasmoduck: you'll be looking for a clue of some kind, then
10:40.37SlayerXP<plasmoduck> ?
10:40.44SlayerXPi appear to be in a less helpful mood than normal
10:41.51mozratDid that outburst make you feel happier in some way?
10:42.00mozratSlayerXP: did #debian move from Freenode now?
10:42.02SlayerXPnot really
10:42.45SlayerXPthough I may start a petition to enforce licensing of LAMP
10:43.07SlayerXPi.e. you have to demonstrate you have more braincells than fingers before being allowed to roll it out
10:47.14Georgeyay!
10:47.17Georgemy business cards arrived
10:50.04murbdo you have a business?
10:51.31GeorgeKDE ones
10:51.32Georgeofficial
10:53.50TimMagicooh good one geroge
10:54.07TimMagicwe will of course need to see pictures/scans of them
10:54.16TimMagics/geroge/george/
10:54.19mozratNo we don't
10:54.27mozratGeorge: Count them all now.
10:54.38mozratI guarantee you will have gotten rid of about 5% of them in a year
10:54.40TimMagicmozrat: ?
10:54.52mozratand of those 5% you will never hear from the people you give them too again
10:54.57Copemozrat: he can give them to all his friends
10:55.05Copemozrat: which will account for....
10:55.13George0
10:55.15Cope:)
10:55.36George...
10:56.08mozratgosh - #gllug is no long SFW
10:56.17mozrats/long/longer/
10:56.25CopeGeorge: is that what they call it now?
10:56.37GeorgeCope: you're the chemist..
10:56.58GeorgeCope: http://gwright.org.uk/index.php?page=warning
10:57.29Georgeoh puh-lease
10:57.31GeorgeIUPAC names
10:57.44George6-(2-fluorophenyl)-2-methyl-9-nitro- 2,5-diazabicyclo[5.4.0]undeca- 5,8,10,12-tetraen-3-one would be "rohypnol"
10:59.15mozratit concerns me greatly that you know that
10:59.45Georgewikipedia.
10:59.50TimMagiclol
11:01.33TimMagicwots SFW?
11:01.42mozratibot NSFW
11:01.49ibotnsfw is probably not safe for work/wife
11:02.21mozratGeorge: can you confirm or deny your existance on the 24th June, Westminster University Campus?
11:02.54TimMagicok
11:03.41TimMagiccould be due to geroges reaction to my writing each letter on a separate
11:03.43TimMagicline
11:03.44TimMagic!
11:03.44CopeTimMagic: http://www.hai2u.com
11:04.08TimMagiclol
11:04.11TimMagicive seen worse
11:04.35mozratCope: thanks for that.
11:04.50TimMagicthough i am a tad concerned as thats my wife
11:04.57mozratmental note to self. Don't open links posted on IRC
11:05.48Copemozrat: I'd have thought the context implied an inherent lack of wsness
11:06.15mozratCope: in hindsight I should have spotted that. I was a bit click happy
11:06.40mozratThats nearly as disgusting as a link wethrin posted to me a few weeks ago
11:06.51mozrattub girl or something
11:06.55mozrathorrid
11:07.32SlayerXPhttp://www.tubgirl.com/
11:07.39TimMagicdare i?
11:07.51CopeTimMagic: lemonparty.org is better
11:08.00mozratI really wouldn't
11:08.17CopeTimMagic: tubgirl is a classic, you really need to see it
11:08.25mozratNobody needs to see that
11:08.25TimMagicseen that one before
11:08.33CopeTimMagic: which one?
11:09.05TimMagicyou see, like george, i went to a private school thus spent way to much time in male company
11:09.11TimMagiccope: tubgirl
11:09.21TimMagics/to/too/
11:09.49GeorgeI go to public school...
11:10.27TimMagiclets not have this discussion
11:21.22SlayerXPGeorge: why do you have business cards?
11:21.40GeorgeTimMagic: which school did you go to?
11:21.59SlayerXPi suspect geroge means that he has bits of card with "George Wright,  ugly KDE weenie" written on.
11:22.47Cope1) I am running 64 bit Gentoo
11:22.48TimMagicgeorge: king edward VI in chelmsford
11:22.55Georgenever heard of it
11:22.56Cope"I see the problem..." </mart>
11:22.57TimMagicqueen elizabeths in blackburn
11:22.58Georgemust be crap :)
11:23.16TimMagicit was times school of the year
11:23.23TimMagicso yeah - probably :-p
11:25.48pie_school scmool.
11:25.57pie_schmool even...
11:31.39Georgeyeah
11:31.41Georgecan't wait to get out
11:31.44Georgeand into ooniversity
11:33.41wethrinmozrat: What link was that?
11:34.09mozratthe tub girl one
11:34.17wethrinahhh
11:34.22z00daxhumm... i wonder what i walked in on
11:34.23mozratz00dax!!!
11:34.26wethrinI thought tubgirl was well known
11:35.11mozratI wonder if her parents know
11:37.58keithlardwhat up z00dax
11:40.47Georgemozrat: who do you think the cameraman was?
11:41.10z00daxkeithlard!
11:41.34mozratGeorge: eww
11:41.41Georgemozrat: you suck
11:41.55mozratGeorge: Did you ask your school about the 24th yet?
11:42.15wethrinkeithlard was the cameraman?
11:42.28Georgemozrat: nah
11:42.33Georgemozrat: but I'll just take "study leave"
11:42.44mozratGeorge: cool
11:43.01mozratI'll put "1 x lemonade" in my budget for the event then
11:43.10George12 * lemonade
11:43.11Georgedamnit
11:43.11George:D
11:43.16Georgeor a frappucino caramel
11:43.18George:D
11:43.18wethrinmozrat: He's old enough to drink beer
11:43.29Georgewethrin: he also wants me to turn up and give the talk
11:44.30George...fucktard
11:44.33keithlarddon't you hate it when you google for a problem and you find someone with the same problem, but no answer, and someone with the answer, but it is in german
11:45.07keithlardthe only bit i can understand is "Willkommen im ersten deutschsprachigen Nagios-Forum" :)
11:45.17Georgesausages and lemons
11:45.39wethrinkeithlard: I hate it even more when *no-one* has responded to the same problem
11:46.01TimMagickeithlard: send it my way and ill see what i can do
11:46.02mozratkeithlard: Give me a nagios problem. I know this much about it
11:46.08mozrat|<--->|
11:46.10TimMagicthe german that is
11:46.14mozrat(diagram not to scale)
11:46.52keithlardhttp://www.luebben-home.de/forum/thread.php?postid=23302
11:47.11keithlardi'm just trying to schedule downtime for a machine in nagios, and it keeps telling me i'm not authorized
11:47.16keithlardeven though i am :O
11:47.37mozratkeithlard: this happens for one machine or all machines?
11:48.05keithlardoh er good question, i will try another one
11:48.52keithlardooh
11:50.07Georgeflaming blargh
11:50.07mozratooh?
11:50.38keithlardi just tried it with the fully qualified name of the host and it worked fine
11:51.13keithlardlooks like it is really fussy about the host name and gives you an entirely misleading error message if it's not recognised ;)
11:51.24mozratMmm
11:51.47z00daxkeithlard: must be an open source project then ?
11:53.01keithlardor as someone said ""Open source development allows a small group of individuals to exhibit all the sluggishness, stupidity and bureaucracy of a large company."
11:54.43keithlardthanks mozrat... you win another t-shirt... or something...
11:55.30mozratwow - these t-shirts are getting easier and easier to earn. I didn't do anything this time
11:55.49mozratI used to use it a lot
11:55.59keithlardit's not bad
11:58.53z00daxand they finally decided to call 2.x stable, a few years after it was actually released
12:02.13mozratwith 4 motorcycle outriders stopping traffic and a black range rover following the posh car
12:05.45keithlardi was driving along the a4 once in hammersmith and we got stopped at the lights for about ten minutes by police while tony blair's convoy came through
12:05.57keithlardall so he wouldn't have to wait 30 seconds for a red light
12:06.37mozratto be honest the security services are pretty rubbish at varying their routes from Northolt to Central London
12:06.44Georgemozrat: lies!
12:06.50mozratthey use Westbourne Terrace at least twice a month
12:07.05mozratif you wanted to have a pot shot you wouldn't have to wait long around here
12:08.25keithlardany experience with a samsung x660?
12:10.20TimMagicsamsung z320
12:18.37keithlardis it good?
12:24.20z00daxkeithlard: apart from making and receiving calls, what else do you need / do with the phone ?
12:25.14keithlardjust texting reely
12:25.30keithlardi do not use all these new fangled features
12:25.44z00daxwhat ? like email and ssh ?
12:26.01halia good camera is always fun..
12:26.22keithlardi have a sony ericsson right now, which is a fantastic phone with a zillion features and at least eight cameras, but it's uncomfortable to talk on and impossible to text on - which are the only two things i want to do with it :-\
12:26.54z00daxafter carrying a brick around, the nokia 9500 - then another - the sony p900, I've just moved to a mainstream phone now - a sony w810i
12:27.14z00daxI've realised its rare that i need to get to email / ssh / irc etc - when i am away from a computer
12:27.19keithlard:)
12:27.47keithlardi positively like not being able to ssh, or get email
12:27.55haliyeah the w810i looks quite sweet
12:28.14z00daxplus the w810 has a 2meg camera, thats not bad, and with the memory stick, has a ipod like player interface, and it works fine on linux too
12:29.33keithlardmp3 player would be good, as i like to listen to audio books when i'm walking sometimes
12:29.44z00daxand podcasts ?
12:29.49keithlardyeah!
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12:29.57keithlardor lectures on phillersophy
12:30.13halior podcastporn
12:30.30z00daxpodcastpr0n ?????
12:30.40z00daxbtw, i might not make the 24th :(
12:30.51z00daxmight have a sort of sticky social situation to work through
12:33.03keithlardi did not even realise that my phone has a radio till i'd had it for a year :)
12:35.35z00dax#gllug -> SIGFOOD
12:37.57keithlardi am confused with the multiplicity of phones available
12:48.24Leedshali: I assume you don't mean the same soho as I do :-)
12:49.04halii mean the soho south of noho :)
12:50.25Leedsobviously... but you mean the London one?
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12:50.50haliyes
12:50.52cbzda.
12:51.02Leedsbah... I'm going to get curry
12:53.29keithlardcan i have curry too?
12:56.27mozratLeeds, are you going out tonight to celebrate the passing of another year?
12:58.48JAVgood afternoon
12:59.07mozrathi JAV
13:02.35keithlardhola jav
13:03.13pie_Leeds, what is the cury like in HK?
13:07.30keithlardyes! google earth for linux!
13:12.45keithlardnow i can get rid of that copy of windows i installed on vmware, just to run GE ;)
13:14.28mozratGE does indeed rock
13:16.28morsingmoo
13:17.36keithlardhmmm... it just crashed
13:18.41Leedspie_: it's not bad - there are a lot of Indians here, as part of the Empire legacy
13:20.00Leedsthere's one building over on Kowloon-side, where I've never actually eaten, which is known as an Indian building full of little curry-houses
13:23.08pie_Wow, that does sonud good..
13:26.14Leedsit's also known for guest-houses and being one of the dodgiest buildings in mainstream HK :-)
13:26.59pie_'guest-houses'?
13:27.25Leedscheap-ish places to stay
13:28.37Leedshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chungking_Mansion
13:33.52Leedsit's a safe enough place to go into during the day, or on the lower floors, but I'd feel uncomfortable in there at night or high up
13:36.21pie_Looks nice...
13:36.50Leedshttp://www.frommers.com/destinations/hongkong/0078024490.html
13:37.27keithlarddoes anyone use lyris?
13:39.04keithlardor unixodbc?
13:39.29LeedsI've used unixodbc a bit
13:39.39keithlardaha!
13:39.43Cope:)
13:40.24keithlardah, Mr Cope, I've been expecting you
13:40.33Leedsand now I have to, uh... go, escape, go over here for a bit... :-)
13:41.55Leedssmoking is bad for you
13:42.07Leedsdid you have a question or what?
13:42.16keithlardsign in a restaurant: "If you are smoking, we will assume you are on fire, and take the appropriate action." :)
13:43.13keithlardno not reely... i just have to install it so i want that warm supportive feeling of having helpful glluggers around me :)
13:45.02Leedsah... well, it does do what it says on the box
13:45.39keithlardcomedy picture of me: http://keithlard.livejournal.com/
13:48.06Leedsin the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie
13:49.37keithlardactually it was wiltshire, but i suppose the differences are negligible
13:49.42mozratkeithlard: are you driving that rather kewl sports car?
13:50.09keithlardno - i'm standing nearby looking jellus :)
13:53.13z00daxanyone run linux on a niagra as yet ?
13:53.17mozratah
13:53.19z00daxhumm.. rephrasing...
13:53.28z00daxanyone used / worked on a naigra as yet ?
13:57.28z00daxi guess not :)
13:57.45keithlardwhat is it?
13:58.44CopeHas anyone genstooped a furtbesum using the antidwaldling widget?
13:58.58z00daxkeithlard: sun's intel+amd killer... the niagra chip ?
13:59.11keithlardnice!
13:59.25keithlardwell i'm surprised you haven't got one already ;)
13:59.53z00daxi dont :(
14:00.04keithlardcan you change configure options with a source rpm, or do you have to just build from source tarball?
14:00.12z00daxkeithlard: not to worry, my birthday is just around the bend. and I *do* accept advance gifts
14:00.28pie_Huh huh, tits
14:00.29keithlardwhen is it
14:00.42z00daxkeithlard: 4th Sept
14:00.55keithlardoho
14:01.16mozratz00dax: thats a few corners yet
14:02.01Leedsmmm... saag paneer
14:02.08keithlardi'll start saving a penny a week, and by september the action of compound interest will have increased it to several hundred pounds, so i can buy you a niagara
14:02.14keithlard...i hope
14:04.10z00daxi hear the ukranian markets are doing well... double money in 12 - 18 days .... and they accept USD investments in stock
14:12.25z00daxi seem to have a really flaky connx
14:13.12cbzHeh
14:13.24TimMagicibot change 150 HKD to GBP
14:13.37TimMagicor leeds can do it if hes quick enough
14:13.47cbzyuh - getting paid in loans in hyperinflating currency is not an uncommon dodge
14:14.31TimMagicibot change 300000 HKD to GBP
14:17.18TimMagicooh i might buy an apartment in HK
14:17.21TimMagicthey are cheap
14:18.24LeedsTimMagic: uh, those figures are a) for a nasty part of town and b) rather out-of-date
14:20.17z00daxmy adsl just re-sunc'ed at 3.8mb downstream
14:20.30wethrinyay?
14:20.41z00daxit was 7992 a few minutes back
14:20.48z00dax7.6mb ?
14:26.33wethrinahh
14:26.35wethrinboo hiss
14:27.03keithlardibot does google searches as well doesn't he?
14:27.13wethrin~google ibot
14:28.01Leedsmozrat: you've got a commie comedian coming to talk to GLLUG?
14:28.09CopeLeeds: George?
14:29.08mozratLeeds: I thought that when I saw his name
14:29.10Leedsnope
14:29.15mozratHe was in the Young Ones a few times
14:29.53LeedsI would guess he's absolutely sick of jokes being make about it
14:30.10Leedsuh, made
14:30.57George?
14:31.24Coped
14:33.44z00daxmy 8meg adsl is now running at 1.3mb downlink
14:33.47keithlardibot search google for curry
14:33.56keithlardbaah
14:34.12Georgez00dax: lol
14:34.19z00daxand from the sounds of it, the rain is back
14:35.16Georgeibot search google for keithlard
14:35.42Georgenope, ibot's google search appears to be broken
14:37.08keithlardgraah
14:37.52wethrinWeb browsers suck
14:38.03z00daxyeah, real men do it over telnet
14:38.11wethrinOOK!
14:38.29Georgeaparently 3 weeks until I get 16mbit
14:39.12z00daxGeorge: adsl2 ? what isp ?
14:39.20Georgebulldog
14:39.33z00daxare you sure there's no . in there ?
14:39.38z00daxlike 1.6mb ?
14:40.30mozratibot google George Wright
14:40.43*** mode/#gllug [-o mozrat] by mozrat
14:41.18keithlardwell if it worked i would do 'ibot search google for 150 HKD in pounds'
14:42.13Copewhy would you do that?
14:43.15z00daxto audit xe.com's quotes
14:43.51murbz00dax: are you an xe customer?
14:44.14z00daxmurb: nope :)
14:44.55z00daxwhere does google get the quotes ? what are the chances that its sourced via xe anyway
14:46.05z00daxhumm google earth for linux....
14:47.55z00dax:)
14:48.06Georgez00yes, I'm sure
14:48.15Georgez00dax: adsl2+ at 16mbit downstream, 1mbit upstream
14:48.52z00daxbulldog sold me, then tried for 2 months to get to me a 2mb/256kb line - in Aug - Nov 2004
14:49.01z00daxfinally offered me a 512kb/256kb line
14:49.20keithlardz00dax> it's good, but it crashes a bit
14:49.46keithlardrain! :)
14:50.00z00daxkeithlard: ah, at least its not a wrap'd-in-wine'd windhuze app
14:52.02Georgewow torrential rain
14:52.24mozratyes, here too
14:55.46cbzHeh SOA
14:55.57cbzAre those chaps people who come here, mozrat?
14:58.36mozratcbz: whats that?
14:58.45cbzThe chaps who are doing the SOA talk
14:59.15mozratNot sure - I've heard of Richard Cottrill from the mailing list a few times
14:59.32mozratI don't know if he does IRC
14:59.43cbzOkay
14:59.50mozratTEA!
15:01.13wethrinTea?
15:01.31wethrinThere's no rain up here!
15:05.38TimMagicits chuckin it down here
15:07.02boudiccasno rain in maidstone
15:07.22boudiccasTimMagic; wheres 'here'?
15:13.19TimMagicedgware
15:16.19boudiccasTimMagic; ty :) rest day for you?
15:18.39antiphaseIt's very dark and rainy in Holborn
15:19.17mozratIt's raining frogs and locusts in Paddington
15:21.34TimMagicboudiccas: yeah
15:21.47TimMagicoff ti lfirday
15:22.04TimMagics/ti lfirday/til friday/
15:25.04boudiccasTimMagic; lets hope that the weather improves for you then :)
15:25.27boudiccasmozrat; gather them while you can, they're your tea tonight! :))))
15:26.10boudiccasI'm convinced that Miadstone has a micro-climate, totally different from the surrounding areas
15:26.36keithlard:)
15:26.44boudiccas*maidstone
15:27.10mozratboudiccas: I've eaten worse :-)
15:27.21boudiccascompo rations :)
15:28.07boudiccasraw potatoes and polo mints spring to mind
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15:29.55GeorgeFLOOBLE
15:31.09eyorehi
15:32.18eyorei'm on holiday from tomorrow. looks like th weather just turned nice
15:34.54eyoreand ubuntu dies horribly
15:36.10eyorewas there something i read somewhere about burning ISOs under linux
15:36.25eyoresomething about needing to touch a wild goat whilst reciting the lords prayer backwards or the CD is corrupted
15:36.41keithlard"specify type of goat"
15:37.10eyorei don't quite remember
15:37.11eyorei just remember one copy of fedora i burnt didn't work until i did something odd like
15:37.24eyoreI think it was specify some commandline option in grub actually
15:38.27keithlardi don't usually have any problems with k3b... are you having trouble making the iso bootable?
15:38.53eyoreit boots then fails
15:38.54eyorewith an IO error
15:38.57eyorei tried reducing write speed
15:39.00eyorethis problem: http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=1115577
15:39.44eyorei used k3b
15:39.48keithlardgraaah
15:41.21keithlardis the checksum on the iso good?
15:41.45eyorek3b ok'd it
15:41.52eyorethis is my second burn
15:42.54keithlardcan you boot other bootable isos ok?
15:43.14eyoreyes
15:43.24eyorefedora for example
15:43.41eyorethis is failing mainly as it tries to go from grub to linux
15:43.50eyorethough once it started booting linux and failed
15:44.35keithlardyes... if it is an isolinux problem it could be complaining about your cd drive or bios, but if you're booting other isolinux discs i don't see why this one should break
15:45.00keithlardgot another machine to try it with?
15:45.22eyorelinux ide=nodma
15:45.31eyorethat was what i did once for a fedora cd
15:47.54eyoreis there an easy way to md5 the whole CD from the commandline
15:48.13mozrateyore: the ISO image or the contents of the CD?
15:48.22eyorethe whole cd
15:48.30keithlardfind /path/to/cdrom -type f -exec md5sum {} \; | awk '{print $1"\r"}' | sort | md5sum
15:48.31eyorethe iso was definately ok
15:48.36mozratyou'd have to do each file. It's easy but slow
15:48.58keithlardwell i just pinched that off the sophos website... try it
15:49.19mozratand what are you going to compare it against?
15:49.23keithlardi don't know whether it's the same scheme
15:50.08eyore/media/Ubuntu\ 6.06\ i386/md5sum.txt
15:50.33keithlardyou could use the verify option in k3b to check the disc integrity
15:51.35eyorewill install k3b on my desktop machine
15:51.59eyoreactually maybe the cd is corrupt
15:52.09keithlard:(
15:52.15eyoremy attempt to md5 the files is failing
15:52.31eyoreok yum is now installing the whole of kde
15:52.34keithlardcan you read the whole disc with 'dd' without any errors?
15:53.07wethrinYou'll grow out of it :)
15:53.10keithlardyou could also mount the iso with mount -o loop and see if it looks ok
15:53.19eyorebtw gparted is really good if anyone needs to resize ntfs partitions.
15:53.37eyorebootCD with graphical thing and didn't corrupt my ntfs
15:54.58keithlardi did that with $GIRLFRIEND's laptop in order to install knoppix :)
15:55.12Georgeeww.
15:55.15keithlardworked real well - i think it was the System Rescue ISO
15:55.19keithlardi always keep one of those handy now
15:55.31keithlardgeorge> i was young and foolish...
15:56.07LeedsI feel old and foolish now
15:56.13GeorgeI'm young. so ner.
15:57.12Leedsit's a song...
15:58.18eyorehow do i verify a disk using k3b?
15:58.54keithlardwell normally when you burn it there is a checkbox for 'verify after writing' or something like that. i don't know if you can verify an existing disc against an ISO, but perhaps you can
15:59.05eyoreno you can't :)
15:59.11eyorepretty sure i did verify after writing
15:59.13eyoreok disk 3
15:59.20eyoreit's so 1990's
15:59.23rhowekeithlard: Should be able to do "cmp /dev/foo /path/to/file.iso"
15:59.44eyorehmm
16:00.42keithlardthanks rhowe :)
16:00.47keithlardcongratulicious by the way
16:02.45keithlardlots of floppies...
16:02.57wethrin(but then, I remember it too)
16:03.02wethrinI do have NT 3.1 on CD and floppies
16:03.28keithlardwindows for workgroups... now with shiny new TCP/IP functionality! gasp!
16:03.45wethrinyay winsock!
16:04.56keithlardgopher via telnet!
16:05.06Leedsbut really I'm not actually your friend, but I am
16:05.38keithlardleeds> is this the contemporary soundtrack, like 'the rock'n'roll years'? :)
16:05.40Leedsstreaming world cup video... as ascii art over telnet: http://ascii-wm.net/
16:05.50Leedskeithlard: well, it's appropriate :-)
16:07.31Leedsit's a brand new record for 1990, They Might Be Giants brand new album Flood...
16:07.50eyoreleeds: too many connection
16:07.56eyoreshame - that must be class
16:08.15Leedsyeah :-(
16:08.24keithlardthe star wars animation as an ascii art text file! hold down 'PgDn'!
16:08.30eyorecmp: /dev/cdrom: Input/output error
16:08.36eyorei guess that answeres that one
16:09.16keithlardthat's what we doctors call 'discus fuctatus'
16:12.46eyorebah - a bug
16:12.55eyorealways i find one at 5:20
16:13.07wethrinYou're early today, then!
16:13.12eyoreheh
16:13.40Leedsbedtime...
16:13.51keithlardnight night!
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16:17.04wethrindjw!
16:19.27djwwethrin!
16:19.35djwwethrin: fancy bumping into you :p
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16:19.52wethrinYeah!
16:20.14wethrindjw: Coming to Bletchley Park?
16:20.22djwum, when?
16:20.34wethrin9th July
16:24.43eyoreOyrgpuyrl cnex ebkbef!
16:25.44bagpussumm, yes, it does
16:25.52keithlardibot rot13 Oyrgpuyrl cnex ebkbef
16:25.52ibotBletchley park roxors
16:26.02bagpusswhy was it necessary to encrypt that?
16:26.22eyoreamusement
16:26.24wethrinAnd why didn't you use an Enigma cipher?
16:26.41djwthat would involve hard work
16:26.44mozratbagpuss: if you couldn't decrypt that sentence I'm afraid you aren't allowed into Bletchley Park
16:26.44eyorequite
16:26.47bagpussenigma is overkill
16:26.53murbwethrin: too many settings!
16:27.17wethrinTrue, but finding out those settings is da bomb :)
16:27.21bagpussmozrat: there was a time (back when I read a lot of usenet) when I could rot13 natively :)
16:27.31keithlardcrypt would do it
16:27.32bagpusswethrin: hehe
16:27.34eyoreyou don't need to admit that
16:28.12eyore:)
16:28.15wethrincrypt is one-way, though, isn't it?
16:28.39bagpussyes
16:28.43bagpussit's basically a hash
16:29.00keithlardcrypt implements a simple enigma machine
16:29.01wethrinSo isn't much use for sending messages
16:29.28keithlardit is a symmetric cipher, so encrypting and decrypting are the same operation
16:29.59djwEei ws gne adwa ws abrba glewa fjao?
16:30.26bagpusscrypt()?
16:31.56djwjust the one time pad I have in my pocket
16:32.09wethrinOh, you're not pleased to see us?
16:32.23djwthe spaces aren't encoded :p
16:33.38eyoreyay green bar, test passing.
16:33.44eyorei may get to go home afterall
16:35.48eyoreI've started playing with ruby
16:36.04eyore7.times { print "foo" }
16:36.18eyorewhat kind of crazy logic is it to put looping on the integer object.
16:36.28eyorefunky though.
16:36.29bagpusseyore: it's smalltalk through and through
16:36.42bagpusslooping is a method of Integer
16:36.51bagpussumm, SmallInteger IIRC
16:37.27bagpussmyInt timesRepeat [ "some block of code" ]
16:37.30eyorebut logically is looping justifiably a function of integer objects
16:37.32bagpusssomething close to that anyway
16:37.45eyorehaven't used smalltalk much
16:37.49bagpusseyore: in a very pure OO, where else would you put it?
16:38.06eyoreI believe though ruby is a bit lacking on the metaclass front when compared to smalltalk
16:38.18bagpussif you accept that everything is a function of some object, where would looping fit?
16:38.25keithlardooh ruby!
16:38.25eyorepoint taken
16:38.57eyoreI has a play with self a while back
16:39.00eyorethat was even more OO
16:39.12eyorethat didn't quite come out as i inteded
16:39.20bagpuss:)
16:39.21eyorepretend self has quotation marks
16:39.24keithlardeyore> have you read 'the ruby way'?
16:39.30bagpusspretty much every OO langauge has a self, or this or whatever
16:39.42eyorei mean a language called "self"
16:39.46eyoreit was very pure OO
16:39.48keithlardIMO it's far better than the pickaxe book, if you already know how to program in other languages
16:39.50bagpussoh, I hadn't seen that
16:39.54eyoresignificantly more than ruby
16:40.04eyoreyou wrote objects directly, not classes
16:40.40keithlardyou can write anonymous singletons in ruby... i don't know if there's much point though
16:40.41eyorewas little more than a research project though
16:40.58eyoreI actually like the idea of doing away with classes
16:41.03bagpussreally?
16:41.08eyoreand having the whole enviroment live
16:41.12bagpussclasses are the reason OO is so useful
16:41.20eyorenot sure that's true
16:41.26keithlardOO isn't everything though
16:41.32bagpuss"is a" is a massively useful way to think about a problem
16:41.49eyorethe main problem with the live environment and getting rid of classes and the "new" hack
16:42.09eyoreis you end up having to implement some kind of snapshot system like smalltalk
16:42.34eyoreyou can still say "is a" without classes
16:42.44bagpusshow?
16:43.09bagpusshow can I say "orange is a Fruit" unless I have a Fruit class?
16:43.36keithlardyou can say 'orange implements Eatable' :)
16:43.38cbzThere are OO languages/styles where 'is a' doesn't really convey much information/or make much sense.
16:43.44bagpusswithout classes, you lose all three of the things which make OO OO
16:44.04eyorenot at all
16:44.05bagpusskeithlard: so have everything interfaces?  
16:44.06cbzunless you mean 'supports the message Foo'
16:44.21eyoredon't instantiate a new object from a class
16:44.30cbzWhich is effectively what smalltalk and python end up doing.
16:44.32eyorejust use an existing object as a prototype
16:45.34bagpussso you're merely hiding the class?
16:45.40cbzNo.
16:45.42eyoreno
16:46.05eyoreprototypical language inherit properties by following a chain of prototype objects rather than following a chain of classes
16:46.15bagpussinsetad of saying "new Class()" you're saying "someObject.whateverClassYouAre().newInstance()"?
16:46.21eyoreThe prototypes are objects though, not classes
16:46.43bagpussthis really doesn't sound like OO to me
16:46.51eyoreIt's more OO
16:46.56eyorethere is *only* objects
16:47.01eyoreatleast visible to the user.
16:47.09eyoreit can be implemented underneath in a variety of ways
16:47.15bagpussokay, so what of encapsulation, polymorphism and inheritance?
16:47.33bagpussthe three things that pretty much define OO (for me anyway)
16:47.38cbzWhat of them?
16:47.42eyorewhat of them?
16:47.43eyoreheh
16:47.48bagpusshow do they work if you don't have classes?
16:48.03bagpusspolymorphism and inheritence specifically
16:48.09cbzWhy do they need to work, and what do you mean 'they won't work' ?
16:48.26bagpusscbz: because they define what OO is (pretty much)
16:48.33cbzThen so much for OO
16:48.38bagpussand I didn't say "they won't work", I am asking how they can work
16:48.56eyoreinheritence just looks at parent objects for methods that aren't available on a child.
16:48.59bagpusswhat you are describing sounds interesting, but (IMO) it's not OO
16:49.00eyoreEG, it's identical
16:49.34eyorepolymorphism works in the same way as usual
16:49.49eyorein a dynamic language (which self is) a message is dispatched and resolved in the usual way
16:49.52cbzWith the exception that all polymorphism needs to mean is 'does this message work'
16:50.01bagpusshow can you subclass if you don't chave classes?
16:50.21keithlard"Install unixODBC by running the following commands:
16:50.21keithlardsed -i "s/void yyerror/#define YY_FLUSH_BUFFER\n\n&/" sqp/lex.l && ./configure --prefix=/usr --sysconfdir=/etc/unixodbc --enable-ltdllib --enable-fdb --disable-gui && make"
16:50.45eyoreyou create an object which inherits from another object
16:51.01cbzObject = OldObject.new(); + // some magic which adds a function to Object
16:51.03morsingChek it!
16:51.12eyoreprobably both objects are used as prototypes
16:51.22bagpusssounds awkward to me
16:51.28bagpussmaybe I just need to read up more on it
16:51.35eyoreIt's conceptually simpler
16:51.37cbzYuh - you are still thinking in the old paradigm.
16:51.38cbz;)
16:51.54bagpusscbz: that's my main point
16:52.00eyorethere are problems in reality since classes are used as a way of bootstrapping a system on run
16:52.05cbzAnd now it's time to go home and play the guitar.
16:52.11eyoreyou need a way to save a snapshot of your system
16:52.11bagpusscbz: what you are describing is interesting, but it is NOT (IMO) the OO paradigm :)
16:52.31cbzIt is not what some people say the OO Paradigm is.
16:52.40bagpuss"some"?
16:52.57cbzSome
16:53.02eyore"some" people who have got very used to class based rather than prototypical based OO programming
16:53.14bagpussa paradigm is a way of thinking.  It's not the way I think about objects
16:53.16cbzRead this http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0262561158
16:53.25bagpussI'd wager it's not the way most coders who write OO think about them
16:53.37eyoreThink about the running system
16:53.38antiphaseOO programming is for people that don't know how computers work
16:53.39bagpussso I'd say it was a different paradigm to what most coders mean by OO
16:53.53eyorenow development and production are much more similar
16:53.55cbzOO as a paradigm was invented to cope with shit programmers.
16:53.59eyorealso debugging/development is live
16:54.13cbzOO and paradigm are in inverted quotes above.
16:54.19eyoreyou no longer have artificial distinctions between run, compile, debug
16:54.54keithlardi like ruby because it is fun :)
16:54.59bagpusseyore: and people who develop in a production system get *burnt*...
16:55.16SlayerXPi think all programmers should have to take  a mandatory course in assembler before being allowed to use anything else
16:55.18wethrinAn interactive event-driven system is often better to write in an OO language than a procedural one
16:55.31wethrinSlayerXP: Agreed
16:55.35bagpussand I reject the idea that the distinctions between develop/debug/production are "artificial"
16:55.50bagpusswethrin: very true
16:55.53SlayerXPwrite a BODMAS compatible 4 operation calaculator.  thanks.
16:56.04wethrinMmmm....parse trees
16:56.22bagpussSlayerXP: not RPN?  (RPN is almost trivial :)
16:56.42wethrinRPN on a system that doesn't have a stack
16:56.45eyorebagpuss: you don't develop in production, i just meant you can run your running local system can be identical to production whilst you develop
16:57.19eyoreyou don't need to keep starting and stopping to get the classes to reload and get recreated as objects
16:57.33eyoreif you change an object method in the prototype then it's changed
16:57.37bagpusseyore: that's standard though.  If I develop something new for a running system, I *start* with a system that's identical to the running system.  How is this new thinking in any way?
16:57.45bagpussoh
16:57.57bagpussthat's spurious
16:57.57eyoreno need to recompile, restart, re-instantiate from a class
16:58.45bagpussback 20 years ago when I started programming and compiling something might take a couple of hours, it would have been useful.  Now I don't even *notice* how long it takes to build a project it's that quick...
16:59.25eyoreyes but I still frequently have to restart in java due to limited hotswap and i can't really develop the system reliably whilst it's running locally
16:59.46bagpussI'd say that rather than the build cycle being "artificial", it's your dissatisfaction with it that needs examination for a real problem :)
16:59.51eyoreeven with micro-compilation and hotswap it's a world apart
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17:00.06eyoreok
17:00.08wethrinAC!
17:00.22bagpussanyway, hometime
17:00.28bagpussnice arguing with you :)
17:00.35eyorelater
17:01.49eyoreI still reckon abandoning classes and just having objects is cleaner than having objects with classes, and those classes being represented by singleton objects-classes
17:01.53eyorein theory atleast
17:02.42angelchildwethrin!
17:02.58wethrinangelchild: Were you coming to Bletchley?
17:03.03angelchildhmm?
17:03.21TimMagicleeds: how much would a HK apartment cost me?
17:03.26eyorejavascript is also prototype based. But I thought it might weaken my argument if I mentioned javascript.
17:03.33wethrinangelchild: 9th July. Fun WW2 stuff
17:03.56murbwethrin: oh a flypast?
17:04.05angelchildis that a weekend?
17:04.26wethrinmurb: Yeah
17:04.28wethrinangelchild: Yeah. Sunday
17:04.52angelchildcould do I suppose
17:05.06wethrinRarrrr!
17:05.15wethrinWill you be coming from Soton, or Amersham?
17:05.37angelchildSoton
17:05.48mozratHometime - g'night all
17:05.52wethrinnn mozrat
17:05.53angelchildin*
17:06.02angelchildbye mozrat
17:06.10wethrinCommuting from Soton?
17:09.41TimMagicleaters wethrin
17:09.49TimMagics/leaters/laters
17:10.16SlayerXPi ned to smuggle a litre of norwegian moonshine into the uk
17:10.18SlayerXPneed
17:10.40SlayerXPthey think it's about 75% alcohol
17:10.43TimMagicdefine smuggle
17:10.46TimMagicand moonshine
17:10.49SlayerXPimport illegally
17:10.58SlayerXPstuff that's about 75% alcohol
17:10.58TimMagicwhy illegally?
17:11.08SlayerXPanything over 60 counts as drug smuggling
17:11.12TimMagicif its for personal use
17:11.29eyoresounds deadly
17:11.36SlayerXPwell, I personally plan to make one or two people very very drunk indeed.
17:11.47angelchildooh, ooh! me me!
17:11.48SlayerXPdoes that count as "personal use"? :)
17:12.35SlayerXPi added a thinblefull to a tin of beer, and i'm already feeling the effects
17:12.38eyorei've done a google
17:12.39TimMagicWhen travelling from a non-EU country (including the Canary Islands, the Channel islands and Gibraltar) you can bring the following into the UK for your own use without paying UK tax or duty:
17:12.39TimMagic<PROTECTED>
17:12.39TimMagic<PROTECTED>
17:12.39TimMagic<PROTECTED>
17:12.39TimMagic<PROTECTED>
17:12.41TimMagic<PROTECTED>
17:12.44TimMagic<PROTECTED>
17:12.47eyore"highly illegal and very bad tasting"
17:12.52eyore:)
17:13.10TimMagic1 litre of anything over 22%
17:13.19SlayerXPTimMagic: the quantity isn't so much the problem, more the % alcohol
17:13.29SlayerXPi think there's an upper limit
17:13.46eyoreclaim ignorance?
17:13.53eyorethat's what i do in most circumstances
17:14.33TimMagicok
17:15.28eyoreAnd if they say "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" like in Paddington Bear
17:15.34eyorethen claim ignorance about that too
17:15.44eyoreit's an almost flawless defence.
17:15.57TimMagicah max 60% proof
17:15.57keithlardmaybe you can polymerise it, like people bringing in cocaine polymerised into car headlights
17:16.18SlayerXPit's not like i have evil intentions
17:16.24eyoreor you could put it in little plastic bags and swallow them.
17:16.25eyoremaybe not
17:16.37eyore<PROTECTED>
17:16.45eyorepretty evil i reckon
17:17.00SlayerXPthat's not evil
17:17.06SlayerXPthat's.....  mischevious
17:17.08eyoreat 60% proof that is probably close to manslaughter
17:17.08TimMagicboil it a bit
17:17.23eyorejust open the lid for a while lol
17:17.29SlayerXPand aste perfectly good alcohol, are you insane?
17:17.33SlayerXPwaste
17:17.34TimMagicand bring it in two bottles - one 59% proof, one 16% proof
17:18.07TimMagicwhats the stuff called anyway
17:18.08TimMagic?
17:18.49SlayerXPTimMagic: it's raw spirit.  distilled by a local farmer
17:18.55TimMagicok
17:19.16TimMagicmy professional opinion: dont do it!
17:19.23SlayerXPnoted.
17:19.31TimMagicmy actual opinion: dont get caught
17:19.38SlayerXPyes, that was my gut feeling too
17:20.11eyoredifficult one, cos if it's mislabelled then its clear you know what you are doing
17:20.23eyorebut if it isn't labelled then you may arouse suspicion
17:20.25TimMagicthough, and this is a mere technicality, i looked on the HM customs website and there was no mention of any upper limit
17:20.57SlayerXPi've been through airports 20, maybe 30 times in the past year and I've never ever been checked.
17:21.20eyorefirst time for everything :)
17:21.23SlayerXPwe had visitors from france
17:21.40SlayerXPthey bought perhaps 25 litres of wine and spirits with them
17:21.52SlayerXPthe airport staff helped them carry it to my car
17:22.11TimMagicthe rules are different for eu exports
17:22.18SlayerXPnah
17:22.25SlayerXP2 litres wine, 1 litre spirits
17:22.49TimMagichttp://customs.hmrc.gov.uk/channelsPortalWebApp/channelsPortalWebApp.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=pageTravel_ShowContent&id=HMCE_PROD_010220&propertyType=document
17:22.56SlayerXPanyway, if I get caught, I'll just say that you said it was okay
17:22.57TimMagichm customs advice
17:23.13TimMagicyeah and you know my name...
17:23.17TimMagicgeorge wright
17:24.19SlayerXPthe household good  import declaration form is great
17:24.44SlayerXPi have a box roughly 3cm by 2.5cm into which I have to list all the types and quantities of perfume I'm bringing in
17:24.55SlayerXPthey have no fucking clue how much perfume your average woman keep
17:24.56SlayerXPs
17:30.35TimMagiclol
17:30.46TimMagicjust write "lots"
17:30.51TimMagiccongrats cope
17:30.57Cope;)
17:32.54TimMagicpleasant journey?
17:35.40TimMagicslayerXP: have you got a lot of paperwork to do?
17:36.49TimMagicProhibited goods are those banned completely. They include unlicensed drugs, offensive weapons, indecent and obscene material featuring children, pornographic material, counterfeit and pirated goods, meat, milk and other animal products.
17:36.49TimMagicRestricted goods are those which you cannot import without authority such as a licence. They include firearms, explosives and ammunition, live animals, endangered species, certain plants and their produce, and radio transmitters.
17:37.01TimMagicu have to leave your pr0n behind!
17:38.06TimMagicuh oh - five lines in a row again - another notch on my "tims a loser" tally!
17:53.30GeorgeTimMagic: fuck off and die
17:54.26SlayerXPThings Not To Say To A Man With Several Hundred Armed Friends
17:54.40SlayerXPGeorge: did you need see what happened to those guys in forest gate
17:54.47SlayerXPyou not, I mean
17:54.58SlayerXPthat's what happens when people spill Tim's pint
18:06.21angelchild# I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts #
18:14.15GeorgeI'm getting a car :D
18:14.37SlayerXPoh good, something else we can laugh at
18:15.07boudiccasi thought uni students could only afford bicycles
18:15.31GeorgeI've already got a bike
18:16.19boudiccashave you learnt to ride it without the stabilisers on the rear wheel yet?
18:16.36GeorgeI don't have stabilisers
18:16.44Georgeonly stabilisers on my bow
18:17.02boudiccascongratulations! you must've been so pround when they were taken off :)
18:17.07boudiccas*proud
18:17.08George...
18:42.00*** part/#gllug boudiccas (n=boudicca@88-108-117-129.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
18:47.58*** join/#gllug boudiccas (n=boudicca@88-108-117-129.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
19:06.43*** join/#gllug boudiccas (n=boudicca@88-108-117-129.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
19:19.13morsingboudiccas!
19:24.07boudiccasmorsing!
19:30.38cbzunless anyone actually found an upper limit i don't believe it (re 60% alcohol above)
19:31.28cbzOtherwise you'd just stand in heathrow and arrest every german and austrian after checking their toiletries - chances are good that they carry some home made schnaps for medicinal purposes
19:32.19morsingGeorge: Congratulations!
19:32.58*** part/#gllug cbz (i=chriseb@vortex.ukshells.co.uk)
19:33.09morsingOk, who upset cbz?
19:35.18boudiccasnot I said the pig!
19:42.25Georgemorsing: I don't hav ea licence yet
20:18.40Georgeoooh, if I do have a car by the time it's akademy, I might drive to ireland
20:35.36Cope|> h34r my l337 |\/|ul+1 =45k1|\|g 5k1llz
20:35.39SlayerXP"i H8 GRG 2"
20:36.03Georgeoh dear gods
20:36.06Georgeewww
20:36.11CopeGeorge: she wasn't being serious
20:36.11GeorgeSOs are evil and should be shot
20:36.22antiphaseShared Objects?
20:36.38SlayerXPCope: george has me on ignore, ask him what he knows about car insurance.
20:36.48SlayerXPCope: I'm betting he'll get Daddy to pay for it
20:36.59CopeGeorge: how much do you reckon insureance will be?
20:37.10George?
20:37.28CopeGeorge: you know how much it costs for young drivers, yes?
20:37.42Georgeno idea
20:37.47Georgedon't really care
20:37.48antiphase1 MILLION DOLLARS </Dr\. Evil>
20:37.55CopeGeorge: how will you finance it?
20:38.49cpufreakBank of Mum+Dad? :P
20:39.01GeorgeCope: I'm not financing it
20:40.33SlayerXPthis time next wekk, I will be back in the UK
20:40.55cpufreakcan't you come in two weeks
20:41.01cpufreakto give me a chance to get out of the country
20:41.02cpufreak:)
20:41.10SlayerXPye ye
20:41.21CopeSlayerXP: I will make time in my busy schedule to buy you a beer
20:41.29CopeSlayerXP: it will be splendid to see you
20:41.31SlayerXPCope: do you owe me one?
20:41.43CopeSlayerXP: I think a celebratory beer is in order
20:41.53SlayerXPfair enough
20:41.55Cope;)
20:42.21SlayerXPdid I mentioned the exciting project I have in the $vapourpipeline ?
20:42.24Copeannoyingly it is 2K less than I had rememvered
20:42.32CopeSlayerXP: i dn't think so
20:42.58SlayerXPCope: you recall I gave your quick tour of the yahoo DC?
20:43.05Copeyes
20:43.12SlayerXP2 of those.
20:43.22SlayerXPexcept not yahoo
20:43.47SlayerXPmeeting on the 22nd to decide once and for all if it will go ahead.
20:43.56SlayerXPand they want it online by october
20:44.05SlayerXPwhich means they should have started 6 weeks ago
20:45.47CopeThat's the sort of challenge I would love to be involved in.
20:47.23SlayerXPvapourware right now
20:47.48Copeyeah
20:48.18CopeGeorge: do you really have SlayerXP on ignore?
20:48.57Georgeyes
20:49.08SlayerXPplease don't say he should unblock me
21:01.46mozrathello!
21:04.16SlayerXPmozzykins!
21:09.21mozrathihi!
21:11.08antiphaseprint "Hello, world\n";
21:12.07mozratthat'll do
21:12.57antiphasemy $hello = "\ndlrow ,olleH"; print reverse $hello;
21:12.59antiphaseLesson 2
21:24.58mozratibot botmail
21:25.36mozratibot botmail read
21:26.09SlayerXPLesson 3: $line=~/\[$RE{net}{IPv4}{-keep}\]/;
22:24.22TimMagicgeorge: fyi i have a good friend who carries one of these attached to his right thigh
22:24.23TimMagichttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLOCK_17
22:24.43TimMagicand one of these round his shoulder
22:24.44TimMagichttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP5
22:42.18TimMagiclalala
22:56.49rhowewhee, Jia has her 2 year finite leave to remain :D
22:58.15TimMagicyay!
22:58.22TimMagicis that a good thing?
22:59.12rhoweheh, well it means that I'm guaranteed 2 years of living with my wife without interruption from immigration
22:59.26rhoweMaybe I'll be begging for them to take her away after a couple of months? :P
23:01.21angelchild:)
23:14.09z00daxhello
23:15.20TimMagiclol in that case
23:15.23TimMagicyay!
23:15.32TimMagichey z00dax
23:15.35TimMagicu ok?
23:15.52z00daxmostly :)
23:17.37z00daxhow are things with you
23:23.49TimMagicpretty good
23:23.53TimMagicbit tired
23:24.02TimMagicwhy only mostly?
23:24.10TimMagicwhy not totally?
23:24.35rhoweo.O @ BBC2
23:26.31TimMagic?
23:27.44z00daxTimMagic: spent 6 hrs in the car today and had to make anothe trip, this time by train, into the city
23:29.33TimMagicouchie
23:29.50TimMagicthis isnt good car weather
23:30.14z00daxnope :(
23:30.26TimMagichmm
23:30.37z00daxmy first trip started at 6:00am via the m25 - and i had to work through the massive m25 blockage this morning
23:30.43z00daxtook me 3 hrs to get to heathrow
23:31.12TimMagicooh dear
23:31.25TimMagicwere you dropping off or pickin up?
23:31.31z00daxdropping off
23:37.33TimMagiceep
23:37.45TimMagicdid your victim catch their flight?
23:42.42z00daxTimMagic: just about
23:43.01z00daxi dropped them at the departure gate - 25 min before ETD of the flight
23:43.12z00daxgot a call  8 hrs later, to say they were at the other end, sans baggage
23:43.20z00daxwhich will fetch up 24 hrs later
23:50.23Georgeargleflargh
23:52.52angelchild:o
23:53.57Georgeheh, angelchild's on ignore :)
23:54.11wethrinHm
23:55.24Georgewethrin: ?
23:56.22wethrinHmm
23:56.26wethrinIgnore--
23:56.32Georgewethrin: she's horrid
23:56.55wethrinnot at all
23:57.01wethrinAC++
23:57.56Georgeno, she's absolutely ghastly

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