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09:37.55 | jcookeman | Where's my ubuntu users? |
09:43.23 | goibhni1 | whaddup humans |
09:50.20 | Ch0Hag | Have you misplaced them? |
09:56.40 | Ch0Hag | I think they're in the router cupboard. |
11:17.44 | antiphase | IS THIS THING ON??? |
11:18.41 | goibhni1 | enter password: |
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11:31.45 | goibhni1 | I don't suppose anyone knows how to get onto a kerio vpn? I've been handed an exe that wine doesn't seem to like |
11:32.18 | goibhni1 | the manual says they use openssl .. somewhere underneath |
11:32.37 | antiphase | Use Windows |
11:32.49 | Ch0Hag | They might as well say it uses 'the internet'. |
11:35.20 | goibhni1 | lamers |
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12:24.51 | niv_one_three | ok , hi all |
12:26.17 | niv_one_three | pls tell me what is simple way to tell if my server suffered a power cut |
12:26.27 | niv_one_three | I recken I should find the up time |
12:26.33 | niv_one_three | is it in /proc? |
12:29.08 | wethrin | uptime |
12:34.59 | niv_one_three | thanks mate |
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12:57.41 | goldfish | this is a blatant ad but it may help someone out. I am looking for a linux engineer for a position at a well know web services company in central london where I work. the person should have a good working knowledge of mysql, apache, perl , bash and anything else that a linux engineer is needed to do. if this position sounds interesting and you want to know more please pm me and i will give more details rather than chat about it in the channel |
12:58.19 | goldfish | also does GLLUG have a jobs page or a jobs mailing list ? |
12:58.39 | antiphase | "Engineer" |
12:58.40 | wethrin | You can post job ads to the main mailing list, as long as they clearly state in the subject line they're a job advert |
12:58.48 | goldfish | cool |
12:58.55 | goldfish | will do |
12:58.59 | wethrin | Also an idea of salary and location would be good, otherwise people will complain |
12:59.18 | goldfish | yeah - i have a job spec for it that i will use |
12:59.30 | wethrin | http://www.hinterlands.org/gllugfaq/ |
12:59.34 | antiphase | Does it include the word "engineer" |
12:59.55 | wethrin | http://www.hinterlands.org/gllugfaq/#id2576192 (specifically) |
13:00.02 | wethrin | Say VACANCY:, not ADVERT: (sorry) |
13:00.11 | goldfish | ok |
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13:15.07 | wethrin | Deliver your stands! |
13:15.36 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Wanna buy a number plate "L1nux"? |
13:15.57 | wethrin | I'll buy it for a dolalr. |
13:15.59 | wethrin | *dollar. |
13:17.16 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Apparently its on ebay. currently stands at 500.00 |
13:17.22 | wethrin | quid, or dorrah? |
13:17.37 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Proper money gbp |
13:17.42 | andy | hmm |
13:17.43 | wethrin | Frankly, I have better things to spend £500 on than a vanity numberplate |
13:17.45 | andy | it might look good on my car |
13:17.48 | andy | http://nurburgr.ing.me.uk/stuff/drift/sm/IMG_4649.JPG |
13:17.51 | andy | http://nurburgr.ing.me.uk/stuff/drift/sm/IMG_6074.JPG |
13:17.56 | wethrin | Like, say, £500 towards a better car |
13:18.12 | wethrin | Or £500 appears to buy baby grand pianos off the 'bay |
13:19.02 | dick_turpin | wethrin: But I was gonna charge you 1000.00 and pocket the difference :-) |
13:19.48 | wethrin | That's my job! |
13:20.13 | dick_turpin | wethrin: who's dick_turpin here? yo or me? |
13:20.51 | wethrin | I thought it's boudiccas |
13:21.01 | dick_turpin | wethrin: lol |
13:21.30 | dick_turpin | goldfish: You old tart |
13:21.41 | dick_turpin | oops sorry goldfish |
13:21.47 | goldfish | ha ha ha |
13:21.55 | dick_turpin | goibhni1: you old tart |
13:22.12 | boudiccas | i plead not guilty due to insanity |
13:23.05 | dick_turpin | I wish the 17 year old girl would leave me alone |
13:23.14 | wethrin | send her this way! |
13:24.08 | dick_turpin | wethrin: her father works here too, very very dangerous ground |
13:24.15 | wethrin | ahh |
13:25.07 | dick_turpin | wethrin: It dosen't help that I'm such a fantastic looking bloke :-P |
13:27.48 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: What you got planned for today then? |
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13:30.55 | boudiccas | homework! |
13:31.09 | boudiccas | evening class tomorrow night so its got to be done |
13:31.32 | niv_one_three | anyone know how to have the first column in open office spreed sheet fixed , when scrolling down? |
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13:32.21 | boudiccas | niv_one_three; put the cursor in b2 and then go to window menu and freeze it |
13:32.33 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Them evening class teachers re a hard bunch |
13:32.35 | niv_one_three | freeze - right |
13:32.49 | dick_turpin | are |
13:32.55 | boudiccas | yes, and they set a lot of homewokr for half term too |
13:33.38 | boudiccas | and i've left ti to virtually the last minute before doing it ... typical prevarication on my part |
13:33.44 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Thats because you are a naughty school girl and I'd like too... quick dick_turpin wake up |
13:33.44 | niv_one_three | boudiccas: doesnt work fo me |
13:34.10 | boudiccas | niv_one_three; what version? |
13:34.15 | boudiccas | it works for me |
13:34.16 | niv_one_three | 2.0.3 |
13:34.22 | niv_one_three | :\ |
13:34.23 | boudiccas | should work |
13:34.45 | boudiccas | put some meanigless figures in the a column and then scroll the rest |
13:35.52 | boudiccas | if it doesnt work, redefine the original request being more verbose |
13:37.57 | niv_one_three | tried and tried |
13:37.59 | niv_one_three | never mind |
13:38.02 | niv_one_three | on with it |
13:38.05 | niv_one_three | thanks |
13:39.26 | niv_one_three | sorry ment row |
13:45.32 | niv_one_three | beer? |
13:46.00 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: There you are Mr avid Windows user |
13:47.17 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: I've been hearing for a while now how great and stable XP is, mainly from you of course .. I must say I'm delighted |
13:48.33 | boudiccas | snuff? |
13:49.03 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: XP is a fantastic operating system that comes with many features free of additional charge |
13:53.08 | boudiccas | feateures such as the BSOD! |
13:53.25 | boudiccas | *features |
14:02.35 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: BSOD? |
14:09.02 | boudiccas | blue screen of death |
14:10.02 | boudiccas | aka BSOD dick_turpin |
14:13.10 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Oh that, its similar to Kernel Panic except more colourful |
14:43.35 | Ch0Hag | And MS paint. |
14:43.38 | Ch0Hag | Don't forget MS paint. |
14:44.19 | boudiccas | splat |
15:01.27 | dick_turpin | And you get a cool text editor, um Note something or other |
15:08.36 | boudiccas | noteworthy ??? |
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15:21.30 | niv_one_three | boudiccas; as for the oo calc - you where tight |
15:21.33 | niv_one_three | right |
15:21.46 | niv_one_three | I was a smart ass clickin the row then A2 |
15:23.15 | boudiccas | np niv_one_three , just glad to help |
15:25.59 | boudiccas | homework now done, so now i can relax. panic stations over!!! |
15:31.44 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Relax? Hey XP has this really good music player it plays CD's as well!! |
15:32.45 | wethrin | ibot change 1 CAD to USD |
15:33.53 | niv_one_three | come on ibot - you can do it |
15:34.29 | dick_turpin | Is ibot Windows based? |
15:34.32 | wethrin | no |
15:35.11 | dick_turpin | wethrin: :-D can I say my favourite word now please? |
15:35.26 | wethrin | billhooks? |
15:35.28 | boudiccas | dick_turpin; i prefer xmms, its afr better than a windows drm-based music player :) |
15:35.45 | boudiccas | *far |
15:36.08 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Nope, the one that pee's you off, starts with a W and ends with an R |
15:36.32 | wethrin | No, you can't |
15:37.13 | boudiccas | :) |
15:37.26 | wethrin | ha |
15:37.27 | boudiccas | wriggler |
15:42.53 | dick_turpin | Daay O! e say day, e say day, e say day ay O o |
15:43.24 | dick_turpin | Day light come and me wanna go home! |
15:51.50 | boudiccas | only another hour left dick_turpin :) |
15:51.58 | boudiccas | then you can go home :) |
15:52.59 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: I've just seen something really funny if you're a bloke but you might not like it |
15:53.23 | boudiccas | probably wont then. |
15:54.11 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Porno pictures of a Female Customer, I'm shockde she sounds really nice on the phone |
15:54.20 | dick_turpin | shocked even |
16:10.16 | Dj_InstincT | conifuring=configuring |
16:11.58 | goibhniu | lol |
16:20.10 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I got virtual box working on openSUSE |
16:21.32 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: nice .. what was so tricky? |
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16:22.25 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: You're gonna love this, the official openSUSE one is duff. You have to download from Vbox |
16:23.01 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Make sure you have gcc installed then run setup as root (after the installation!) |
16:23.33 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: So basically install it then recompile it it! Mad or what? |
16:25.15 | goibhniu | wha!? |
16:25.23 | goibhniu | mental |
16:25.42 | goibhniu | the latest suse sounds dodgy as hell |
16:25.55 | Ch0Hag | s/the latest// |
16:26.39 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Na, is because the kernel headers are in a different location to most other distro's |
16:27.17 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Also breaking news Archlinux now has a UK mirror Kent Uni |
16:27.17 | goibhniu | but the install is supposed to be dodgy too, innit? |
16:27.33 | goibhniu | have you reviewed it yet.. suse? |
16:28.08 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Na the bloke on LAS is a muppet I posted on their forum |
16:28.37 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: may do |
16:28.53 | goibhniu | aha ... that is indeed where I heard it |
16:29.47 | goibhniu | but apart from popping in the disk and rebooting .. how could he get it wrong? |
16:30.39 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I think he was talking about a 'Normal' user account being set before re-boot |
16:30.56 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: SUSE has always done that after re-boot |
16:30.58 | goibhniu | ah yeah |
16:31.12 | goibhniu | aha! |
16:31.30 | goibhniu | so he was just expecting it to be different |
16:31.37 | goibhniu | fairynuff |
16:31.48 | goibhniu | fnuff |
16:32.00 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I'm 99% sure Debian ect creates that prior to re-boot so that might be where he went wrong |
16:32.25 | goibhniu | yep ... so suse does some extra config on the first boot? |
16:32.54 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Pretty much everything on first boot |
16:34.02 | goibhniu | interesting ... so just vbox is broke then :) |
16:34.18 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: pre-install is setup such as firewall, packages and setting repo's |
16:35.13 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: We have to keep in mind I'm running the 64bit version so I'm bound to be a bit out on a limb |
16:35.48 | goibhniu | hmm ... 64bit should not suck |
16:36.14 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I cant get flash to work for the minute |
16:36.15 | goibhniu | except for the proprietary stuff of course |
16:36.20 | goibhniu | ah |
16:36.37 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: But I will say is very very fast |
16:36.40 | goibhniu | npwrapper works nice for me |
16:37.21 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I'll even go as far as say boot time is comparable to ArchLinux |
16:37.32 | goibhniu | !!! |
16:37.34 | goibhniu | never |
16:37.59 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Yep I'll have to time it but its pretty snappy |
16:38.45 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I judge boot time from switch on to login prompt (GUI) |
16:39.29 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: You cant count GUI desktop as everyone has different crap to load on their desktops |
16:41.56 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Rotflmao, you have to stick your fingers in your ears and sing "I'm not listening" |
16:44.16 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I'm halfway through the latest Linux Outlaws podcast, I like the way they copy LR with opening out-take chat |
17:00.06 | boudiccas | no you're not |
17:00.23 | centrosales | boudiccas: Yes I am :-( |
17:00.24 | boudiccas | i've just got nothing to say except that i'm getting tea on the go now |
17:00.38 | centrosales | boudiccas: What we having? |
17:00.42 | boudiccas | its just the post-coitus balse feeling |
17:00.47 | boudiccas | *blase |
17:01.02 | boudiccas | sausages and paotatoes with a tomato gravy |
17:01.09 | boudiccas | *potatoes |
17:01.15 | boudiccas | finally got it right |
17:01.32 | boudiccas | dishing up at about 1730 |
17:01.41 | boudiccas | its nice, if you like tomatoes |
17:01.58 | boudiccas | or as jamie oliver would say, plating up at 1730 |
17:02.06 | centrosales | boudiccas: Just when I leave, stick it in the microwave I'll bing it when I get in |
17:02.24 | boudiccas | gives you added fibre and vitamins |
17:02.46 | boudiccas | wont work, the microwave has bust |
17:02.57 | boudiccas | i'll stick it in the oven, and we'll put the oven on when you get here |
17:03.10 | boudiccas | half an hour at mach 2 should do |
17:03.28 | centrosales | boudiccas: Plonk it next to a telephone mast that should do it |
17:03.35 | boudiccas | lol |
17:03.59 | boudiccas | rofl |
17:04.12 | boudiccas | you want to hear a joke??? |
17:04.30 | centrosales | boudiccas: goibhniu Loves MS? |
17:04.39 | boudiccas | no, a real joke |
17:04.48 | centrosales | boudiccas: Go on :-) |
17:04.51 | boudiccas | It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar. "What will you |
17:04.52 | boudiccas | have?" asked the bartender. |
17:04.52 | boudiccas | "I'll have a glass of blood," replied the first. |
17:04.52 | boudiccas | "I'll have a glass of blood too please," said the second. |
17:04.52 | boudiccas | "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. |
17:04.52 | boudiccas | "OK, let me get this straight," said the bartender, "That'll be two |
17:04.54 | boudiccas | bloods and a blood light?" |
17:05.12 | boudiccas | think about it :))) |
17:05.18 | centrosales | rotflmao |
17:05.28 | boudiccas | specially for all nurses that one :) |
17:05.39 | boudiccas | and phlebotomists too |
17:06.13 | centrosales | I love Halloween, Its my chance to piss all the kids off, wanna know my trick? |
17:06.22 | boudiccas | right, time to get the spuds on, catch you later :))) byee [cos i know you'll be going soon] |
17:06.32 | boudiccas | go on ... |
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17:06.52 | centrosales | Buy some packs of Penguin biscuits |
17:07.36 | centrosales | when they ask for a treat give them a biscuit, you have to laugh at the disgusted look on their face |
17:08.23 | centrosales | especially the little shit who turns up with just a crappy plastic mask hoping for fag money |
17:10.24 | boudiccas | they dont do trick or treating round mine, and if they did i'd just ignore them |
17:10.54 | boudiccas | so theyve never bothered me or even tried to |
17:11.42 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: When we 1st moved in (About 10 years ago) we made the mistake of giving a few bob, my god the whole town was on our doorstep an hour later |
17:12.00 | boudiccas | lol |
17:12.01 | boudiccas | Â |
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17:12.01 | boudiccas | Balfour House, Churchfield Road, Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, KT12 2TD, England. |
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17:12.15 | boudiccas | oh shit!!!! |
17:12.24 | dick_turpin | Rotflmao |
17:12.29 | boudiccas | <PROTECTED> |
17:12.29 | boudiccas | Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing |
17:12.29 | boudiccas | at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that |
17:12.30 | boudiccas | her hair smells nice. |
17:12.30 | boudiccas | <PROTECTED> |
17:12.31 | boudiccas | After a week of this, she can't stand it and takes her complaint to |
17:12.33 | boudiccas | a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to |
17:12.35 | boudiccas | file a sexual harassment grievance against him. |
17:12.37 | boudiccas | <PROTECTED> |
17:12.39 | boudiccas | The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, |
17:12.41 | boudiccas | What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair |
17:12.43 | boudiccas | smells nice?" |
17:12.45 | boudiccas | <PROTECTED> |
17:12.47 | boudiccas | The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." |
17:13.31 | boudiccas | <PROTECTED> |
17:13.41 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Please don't make me tell rude jokes, you'll get me in trouble |
17:14.18 | jcmlUK | http://www.sickjokebook.com/b3tabumperbookofsickjokes.pdf |
17:14.19 | boudiccas | that sall my jokes for today :) |
17:14.32 | boudiccas | *thats all |
17:15.31 | dick_turpin | Right I'm going for another look at my customer doing things with a pink thing |
17:15.52 | boudiccas | dick_turpin; would you like to recieve a semi-regular [i.e roughly once a week] email from me just of jokes, called 'Stress Busters'? If so, please pm me with the email address where you'd like them sent |
17:16.33 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Um thanks but no thanks I have enough fun reading my spam |
17:16.42 | jcmlUK | ... or you could use this thing we found called "the internet" with a "search engine" |
17:17.24 | dick_turpin | ibot: hit jcmlUK |
17:17.26 | ibot | ACTION slaps jcmlUK. |
17:18.36 | dick_turpin | I'm afraid ibot is brain dead, skull fucking him has no effect |
17:18.49 | jcmlUK | not on /him/ ... |
17:18.50 | antiphase | skull fuck xteddy |
17:19.22 | dick_turpin | antiphase: That's just cruel |
17:20.41 | dick_turpin | ttfn |
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17:26.32 | boudiccas | look for 'copprolites' then |
17:27.04 | boudiccas | or were they copproliths?? it so long ago i can really remember |
17:27.12 | boudiccas | liths i think |
17:27.16 | wethrin | coprolites |
17:27.35 | boudiccas | from the latin lithos menaing stone |
17:27.41 | boudiccas | *meaning |
17:28.03 | goibhniu | http://www.thinkmac.co.uk/blog/2007/10/leopard-stupidity.html is pretty entertaining |
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18:41.16 | andrew___ | boudiccas: you might find it is Greek |
18:45.40 | boudiccas | ah, i did wonder whether it was greek or latin, and plumped for thew rong one :) |
18:45.45 | boudiccas | *the wrong |
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20:23.00 | benoit_ | hi there |
20:24.21 | benoit_ | people i was searching are not there .... bbl |
20:28.09 | hali | ubuntu is acting up |
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