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| 00:32.27 | Discordian | re |
| 00:39.30 | starshine | wb |
| 00:39.39 | starshine | what has you up at this dark hour |
| 00:42.03 | z00dax | what dark hour |
| 00:46.04 | Discordian | Tis late |
| 00:46.41 | z00dax | early! |
| 00:46.57 | Discordian | or early if you will |
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| 08:02.36 | z00dax | woo! |
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| 09:15.50 | bilarh | morn |
| 09:17.42 | antiphase | goedemorgen |
| 09:28.10 | wethrin | hi |
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| 09:53.30 | bilarh | my potty mouth has got me in trouble again |
| 09:53.47 | bilarh | yesterday, my wife calls pissed out of her head from the pub saying can i pick her up |
| 09:53.50 | bilarh | she was at some work do |
| 09:53.58 | bilarh | anyway, so she's trying to give me directions |
| 09:54.07 | bilarh | and then all of a sudden there's this man on the phone instead |
| 09:54.12 | bilarh | so i goes "who the eff are you?!" |
| 09:54.21 | bilarh | and then it turns out it was her bosses boss :P |
| 09:54.36 | bilarh | note to self: stop swearing randomly |
| 10:03.14 | hali | just using the phrase "eff" is quite pikey |
| 10:03.34 | bilarh | possibly |
| 10:03.41 | bilarh | i need to stop swearing so much anyway |
| 10:04.14 | hali | i've used the c-word in the office a couple of times, one time directly to our EMEA MD ... he was cool with it though |
| 10:04.46 | hali | i think the worst reaction i've seen was when i explained what a "3cm" was to our CTO |
| 10:04.53 | hali | he's fairly american though |
| 10:07.02 | bilarh | well, like there i am trying to figure something out |
| 10:07.09 | bilarh | and then this man voice comes over on the phone |
| 10:11.32 | bilarh | maybe i'm on due to start my period |
| 10:19.56 | hali | you pig! |
| 10:20.08 | bilarh | oink |
| 10:20.21 | hali | and why doesn't i have any php 5 capable webservers?! |
| 10:21.36 | hali | hm, i have way to few "in between" servers... we have hardcore strict prod systems and a shitload of dev/qa ... |
| 10:21.59 | hali | putting something semi important on dev/qa is throwing nails on road |
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| 11:44.09 | bilarh | does anyone here do scuba diving? |
| 11:44.36 | wethrin | Kitty does, but she's not here |
| 11:44.44 | bilarh | who's kitty? |
| 11:44.54 | wethrin | Person who runs www.contextshift.co.uk |
| 11:44.59 | wethrin | Also on too many IRC channels :) |
| 11:45.06 | bilarh | no but i mean is that her real nick? |
| 11:45.28 | wethrin | Yes |
| 11:45.35 | bilarh | oh right |
| 11:45.42 | bilarh | my wife's signed me up to a scuba diving course |
| 11:45.47 | wethrin | bilarh: You coming to the meeting tomorrow? |
| 11:45.57 | bilarh | i think she wants to cash in on the life insurance :S |
| 11:46.00 | wethrin | heh |
| 11:46.07 | bilarh | no, don't think so... got lots of stuff to do :( |
| 11:46.10 | wethrin | bah |
| 11:46.11 | heed | scuba's fun |
| 11:46.16 | wethrin | right. time for some work |
| 11:46.38 | bilarh | heed: did you do the padi cert? |
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| 11:48.31 | heed | no, BSAC. Going back a few years though. Bloody Baltic was freezing |
| 11:48.50 | bilarh | ah ok :) |
| 11:48.53 | bilarh | dry suits ftw :) |
| 11:49.33 | bilarh | i'm not convinced yet... i like snorkling, but i've never tried scuba |
| 11:49.50 | bilarh | if i don't like it, i'll just go marlin fishing when she's off diving, i think :) |
| 11:52.08 | heed | just remember to keep telling your self to breathe |
| 11:54.53 | bilarh | does it not happen automatically under water? |
| 11:56.41 | ChoHag | Bah that's rather silly. |
| 11:56.50 | ChoHag | Clam can scan any kind of archive but can't scan an iso. |
| 12:00.45 | heed | not at first. It can take a concious effort to breathe. Think about it, you don't normally breathe under water so your brain is automaticaaly stopping you] |
| 12:01.00 | heed | automatically, soory |
| 12:11.28 | bilarh | oh right |
| 12:11.41 | bilarh | wethrin: damn, that HPC talk looks interesting |
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| 12:36.33 | secretlondon | hi |
| 12:39.30 | Facundo | secretlondon: hi |
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| 12:57.14 | secretlondo | hi |
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| 13:57.49 | bilarh | apparently, today is pi day: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day |
| 14:00.13 | secretlondon | yum |
| 14:26.37 | kjalil | hello everyone |
| 14:26.39 | kjalil | wethrin: ? |
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| 14:44.04 | dick_turpin | bilarh: :-P |
| 14:47.55 | wethrin | hi kjalil |
| 14:48.39 | bilarh | dick_turpin! |
| 14:48.47 | bilarh | long time no insulting |
| 14:49.33 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I'm busy doing my new website, still not finished |
| 14:49.55 | bilarh | the animal porn one you were talking about? |
| 14:50.49 | dick_turpin | bilarh: No the one where all the long term ill loafers have to get assessed |
| 14:53.49 | bilarh | what the hell does that even mean? |
| 14:54.08 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Did you not listen to the Budget? |
| 14:54.12 | bilarh | yeah? |
| 14:54.18 | bilarh | i got sick halfway through, though |
| 14:55.11 | dick_turpin | bilarh: All people on long term illness benefit will now be assessed for a job, any job they they can do |
| 14:55.38 | bilarh | oh rihgt |
| 14:55.45 | dick_turpin | bilarh: So if you have a bad back, tough get an office job where you can sit down |
| 14:56.01 | bilarh | isn't that quite good? |
| 14:56.10 | bilarh | i hear morphine works really well nowadays ;-) |
| 14:56.31 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Yep, I know about ten blokes who are shitting themselves |
| 14:57.32 | dick_turpin | bilarh: They keep moaning "I'd work but my joints are stuffed" Ha go work in a call centre then |
| 14:59.08 | bilarh | well, it's not really pc to say, but good on them |
| 14:59.16 | bilarh | the govt i mean, for saying that |
| 14:59.35 | secretlondon | well I've been trying to get back to work but no-one wants me |
| 14:59.39 | bilarh | dick_turpin: i had a word with my wifes bosses boss yesterday |
| 14:59.53 | bilarh | dick_turpin: i asked him who the f he was? :P |
| 15:00.04 | secretlondon | and its all about what the newspapers want anyway |
| 15:00.22 | bilarh | dick_turpin: i'm trying to get a contracting role for them, see, so i thought i'd get on his good side |
| 15:00.44 | bilarh | secretlondon: not being able to get a job is different from not taking an office job because you can't do a warehouse job |
| 15:00.48 | dick_turpin | bilarh: By asking him who the F he was??? |
| 15:00.55 | bilarh | dick_turpin: it was on the phone |
| 15:01.05 | bilarh | dick_turpin: and i thought he was some random drunken lout in a pub |
| 15:01.28 | dick_turpin | bilarh: So is the wife now looking for a job? |
| 15:01.33 | bilarh | dick_turpin: not so far :P |
| 15:01.35 | secretlondon | bilarh: actually you'll find the real number of tabloid hate figures is low, and if you've only ever done warehouse work you won't find an office that'll take you anyway |
| 15:01.56 | bilarh | secretlondon: what are these tabloid hate figures you're talking about? |
| 15:02.22 | secretlondon | the ones who exist to sell newspapers, to generate the 5 minutes hate of the day |
| 15:02.24 | dick_turpin | secretlondon: Not to get into a spat but IMO you're wrong, get down an agencey and do some temp work |
| 15:02.44 | secretlondon | dick_turpin: you think i'm not registered with loads of agencies? |
| 15:02.44 | dick_turpin | The money maybe crap but it'll look good on a CV |
| 15:02.50 | antiphase | Even thick people can get jobs if they want them |
| 15:02.59 | dick_turpin | antiphase: Yep |
| 15:03.06 | secretlondon | oh all the nobs are out again |
| 15:03.09 | wethrin | antiphase: Yup. Mostly employed by Phones4U |
| 15:03.18 | bilarh | secretlondon: i still don't understand... what's that got to do with the government wanting someone who can't do heavy lifting getting a job in a call centre instead? |
| 15:03.20 | antiphase | Or McDonalds |
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| 15:03.39 | dick_turpin | was it something I said? |
| 15:03.49 | bilarh | i think it was your smell, actually |
| 15:03.50 | wethrin | No, I think it was something antiphase said |
| 15:03.55 | antiphase | We should have told her to get up the stick and onto benefits |
| 15:04.40 | antiphase | My English teacher at school once described himself as "thickist and stupidist" |
| 15:04.40 | bilarh | antiphase: now, now ;-) |
| 15:04.47 | dick_turpin | Thing is I get the feeling people who say "No one will employ me" are just being picky about the job they take |
| 15:05.23 | dick_turpin | bilarh: You know what they say about teachers? |
| 15:05.25 | antiphase | I've done some properly wanky jobs in my time because I needed the money |
| 15:05.44 | dick_turpin | antiphase: Same here |
| 15:05.56 | wethrin | Hm. So far I've been lucky. |
| 15:06.03 | bilarh | dick_turpin: those who can't, teach? |
| 15:06.03 | wethrin | Unless you could writing ASP code as a wanky job |
| 15:06.10 | dick_turpin | bilarh: TaDa |
| 15:06.34 | bilarh | i haven't really had any wanky jobs so far, except if you count the ones i really hated, but they still wouldn't class as wanky |
| 15:06.58 | dick_turpin | I've only been out of work twice, once for a week and the second time for a month |
| 15:07.02 | wethrin | Eh. I'd probably do a shit job if I needed the money, but would just continue looking for better jobs |
| 15:07.06 | bilarh | however, if i was out of a job, and someone offered me to clean toilets, i'd be down on my knees scrubbing the porcelain godesses :) |
| 15:08.30 | antiphase | You need to work on your delusions of grandeur |
| 15:08.41 | wethrin | Who, me, or bilarh? :) |
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| 17:20.08 | highbury | Hi Guys, hope to see you tomorrow at Westminister |
| 17:25.33 | zmey_g | highbury: sure |
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| 18:12.56 | Discordian | good evening# |
| 19:09.24 | ChoHag | Bah. This phone tries to connect to email without using TLS. |
| 19:15.42 | ChoHag | Oh yes, thankyou cyrus. "tls_start_servertls() failed" is going to help me diagnose the problem. |
| 20:32.11 | Discordian | Dum de dum |
| 20:32.51 | etorix | Demi Semi Quaver - Recreation |
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| 21:38.02 | heed | evenin |
| 21:38.09 | Discordian | lo |
| 21:38.43 | heed | bbc seem to be getting there knickers in a twist over the iplayer hack |
| 21:40.43 | Discordian | Lol |
| 21:40.54 | Discordian | I must try that |
| 21:42.23 | heed | found a ruby script today that make it even easier |
| 21:43.51 | Discordian | I must try and garb stuff off youtube |
| 21:43.54 | Discordian | grab |
| 21:44.34 | heed | http://po-ru.com/diary/bbc-iplayer-fix-hacked-again/ |
| 21:44.46 | heed | dude wrote a script to get the files |
| 21:44.58 | Discordian | inevitable really |
| 21:45.52 | heed | yep, the beeb blocking the original hack only lasted a day. Hee hee hee |
| 21:45.54 | Nafallo | youtube-dl :-) |
| 21:47.02 | Discordian | "the internet interprets censorship as failure and routes round it" |
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