IRC log for #gllug on 20080609

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05:31.02gregjhttp://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/06/hans-reiser-off.html
05:31.05gregjguilty as hell
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07:51.45bilarhmorning
08:00.15halimornin' guv
08:16.37bilarhhave you gone working class all of a sudden? :)
08:25.29haliyes, im trying this experiment where i'm trying to actually learn to appreciate the little people
08:26.19halii have to admit that the aristocrat in me is really suffering
08:27.08bilarhi'm sick of work at the moment
08:27.19bilarhnothing to do, apart from sitting here surfint
08:27.22bilarhwhat a crock of shite
08:28.32bilarhwhat's a relay called that opens the "other" connector when current is allowed to pass through?
08:28.35bilarhclose-open?
08:29.45haliwe have quite a lot to do at the moment, buying loads of new sun servers and a new netapp
08:29.51zaargmorning
08:30.01haliit's strange with netapps, it's more of a lifestyle than a storage device
08:30.07halithey really change the way we do computing
08:30.41halimost our new servers are just dummy compute nodes with all data on the nas
08:30.59bilarhah, normally closed, apparently
08:31.27bilarhi'm waiting for verari to get their finger out of their arse and ship me our kit
08:32.24haliwhats verari?
08:32.38bilarhlsi
08:32.53haliah
08:33.59halil8er, im off to work
08:34.04bilarhl8rs
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09:04.42haliyo
09:04.48bilarhmorning
09:04.54bilarhyou're chirpy today
09:05.07bilarhis it the weahter? :)
09:05.20haliit's a tit monday
09:05.25bilarhyeah definitely
09:05.26halinot _the_ tit monday, but still
09:05.35bilarhunfortunately i was too tired to give a monkeys on the train
09:05.41bilarhi need to start sleeping more
09:05.53bilarhsome nice ahem... behinds too :)
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09:18.55halinice posteriors
09:24.55bilarhah, posterior
09:56.12bilarhi'm bored of life today
09:56.21bilarhnothing interesting to look forward to for the whole week
09:56.22wethrinI have coffee
09:57.28bilarhi have coffee too, but that's not very exciting to be honest :(
09:58.03wethrinOh
09:58.10wethrinWell.....I'm going to go and play with acids soon
09:58.14wethrinIs that more exciting?
10:04.11bilarhdepends on what kind of acid it is
10:04.17bilarhsome acid might be quite interesting :)
10:05.50wethrinhydrofluoric
10:05.54antiphasehydrofluoric or lysergic probably are most interesting
10:06.02wethrinalso sulphuric/hydrogen peroxide mix
10:06.08wethrinHF is nasty stuff
10:06.11antiphaseDon't forget your gas mask
10:06.16wethrinPfff
10:06.21wethrinThat's what fume cupboards are for
10:35.31kjalilmorning!
10:35.42kjalilbilarh: hi
10:35.45kjalilwethrin: !
10:38.56kjalilumm, should it be:    if [ -e $local_temp_dir ]; then   OR     if [ -e "$local_temp_dir" ]; then   ??
10:39.00kjalilin bash
10:39.25kjalilthey both seem to work, but what is more correct?
10:42.23antiphaseYou'd want the quoted version if the variable could have spaces in it
10:42.48antiphaseIt might also expand metacharacters, although I'm not sure
10:47.09kjalilantiphase: thanks
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13:21.17bilarhmr turpin
13:21.23bilarhentertain me, i'm painfully bored
13:21.47bilarhah, i see it's gone cloudy outside, must be almost home time :)
13:22.08dick_turpinbilarh: gimme a chance only just entered
13:22.31bilarhyou're usually spent just after you've entered
13:22.44bilarhor so your wife tells me
13:22.51bilarhgets off on the wrong foot again
13:24.23dick_turpinbilarh: My misses is busy torturing the dog at the minute, they are all in the garden chucking him in the pool poor sod
13:24.41bilarhhehe :D
13:24.58bilarhi wish i had a dog sometimes
13:25.15bilarhi want a shar-pei
13:25.23dick_turpinbilarh: I dunno which is worse, her texting me that her and the girls are in the garden sunbathing
13:25.36bilarhsharpens his ears
13:25.49dick_turpinbilarh: Or that the dog is not very impressed with the soaking
13:26.03bilarhdoesn't all the hair clog up the filter?
13:26.34dick_turpinbilarh: Got a minion for that, 50p a year and all the fur balls they can eat
13:26.43bilarhah excellent :)
13:27.13bilarhi have to inspect everyone that goes into my pool to make sure they're cleanly shaven
13:27.32bilarhgets a bit tiring when you have a sysadmin convention
13:27.42bilarhbut the wife's girlie parties make up for it
13:27.51dick_turpingroans very loudly
13:28.00bilarhdoesn't *actually* have a pool at all, nor sysadmin conventions :)
13:28.13bilarhtcha-tcha-thcaaa :D
13:28.28dick_turpinbilarh: Or a wife for much longer after I've grassed you up
13:28.38bilarhwe haven't seen much sexist remarks from you lately, are you feeling ok?
13:29.13dick_turpinbilarh: You shit since when have I been sexist?
13:29.34bilarhstarts counting the minutes
13:29.43bilarhsince about 14:29
13:30.03bilarhi mean up to about 14:29 of course
13:30.23dick_turpinI'm a firm believer in womens rights, its a pity women aren't
13:30.39bilarhhmm
13:30.53dick_turpinI mean it
13:30.55bilarhactually
13:31.04bilarhis it sexist to discuss someone's "norks"?
13:32.15dick_turpindunno, but it always makes me laugh when women where the lowest cut top possible then complain when you have a long look
13:32.22dick_turpinwear
13:32.29bilarhexactly
13:32.47bilarhor the tightest trousers possible with a string, and then whinge when you try to lick their arse
13:32.51bilarhffs
13:32.51bilarhi mean stare at
13:33.13dick_turpinf'eck me this heat has made you worse
13:33.24dick_turpinyour like a dog on heat
13:33.25bilarhi'm not quite that desperate yet :S
13:33.46bilarham i?
13:34.19dick_turpinTh other ones I like are; carrying heavy bags, giving up you seat and holding doors open
13:34.24dick_turpinThe
13:34.31dick_turpinyour
13:34.59bilarhand then not doing you any favours? :(
13:35.31dick_turpinah no, promising you favours then welshing on the deal
13:35.58bilarhwhat does "welshing" mean?
13:36.01bilarhdoes it involve over size boots?
13:37.17dick_turpinNot going through with it. How the bloody hell can you complain about us brits when you dont know the lingo?
13:37.37bilarhis that because welsch people are genenrally quitters?
13:37.55bilarhhave i *EVER* complained about you brits?
13:38.25bilarhfrankly, i'm appalled at the mere suggestion of me being a whinging bore
13:38.53dick_turpinIf the cap fits ;-)
13:38.56z00daxhumm oil almost at $140/br
13:39.02bilarhi might have complained about the weather once or twice, maybe
13:39.08bilarhz00dax: the bastards
13:39.34z00daxthe govt ? yes, waste of space the present lot of morons
13:39.41dick_turpinz00dax: Don't start me off, USA 47p Ltre UK 117.00 Ltre
13:39.45bilarhbring back maggie
13:39.59bilarhit's a disgrace, isn't it
13:40.10bilarhbut, we mustn't forget about the children
13:40.24bilarhand the extra tax revenue will be useful in combatting the terrorist-threat
13:40.29dick_turpinHave they decided yet on Manchester and the congestion charge?
13:40.58dick_turpinThe edict is today I believe
13:44.57z00daxi heard it was going ahead
13:45.14z00daxand another 4 cities to be considered before the end of 2008
13:46.12dick_turpinruns off to get his car registered as a taxi
13:46.46z00daxdont you need to be a self employed person or working for a cab company for that ?
13:47.01z00daxand isnt commercial insurance that much more expensive than private insurance ?
13:48.36dick_turpinHaving held a private hire and Hackney license those costs are not too bad, so long as the taxman gets his cut your fine
13:49.19dick_turpinHowever the insurance on top might make it non viable, I suppose it depends how often you enter the city
13:50.04dick_turpinBut lets say Manchester has it and you travel to Leeds (Next on the list I believe) its a double whammy
14:22.54z00daxnice one
14:23.22z00daxone thing that might make it slightly interesting is if they were to say that all ccharge collected will be added on top of the govt funding for public transport
14:24.05dick_turpinz00dax: Ah thats the con they have used for Manchester
14:24.29dick_turpinIts McSnitzel
14:24.35dick_turpinoops
14:24.36z00daxnice
14:26.25dick_turpinz00dax: Many moons ago I used to do a trip to Sheffield then across 'Snake pass' to Manchester boy that'd be expensive
14:31.53bilarhoh man, i never thought i'd say this, but
14:32.03bilarhi've lost my glasses
14:32.09bilarhand i've just stuck the horrible lenses in
14:32.22bilarhbut my god, it's the nicest feeling ever, my head ache is going already
14:32.42bilarheverything is super clear
14:32.47bilarhso now i can perv in hi def :D
14:32.53dick_turpinAin't you gotta have a brain to have a headache?
14:33.11boudiccasoooh nasty! :)))))
14:33.36bilarhi stuck them on my japs eye, is that not where they are supposed to go?
14:33.44dick_turpinboudiccas: I'm just warming up :-)
14:33.44boudiccashi dick_turpin long time no see
14:34.05boudiccasah , then the best is yet to come dick_turpin
14:35.03dick_turpinboudiccas: Please, bilarh is bound to make something pornographic out of that I mean I've already thought it
14:35.22boudiccas:)
14:35.39dick_turpinboudiccas: Hows things? Working?
14:36.34boudiccasyes, everything is working nicely, the beer has really taken off and is fermenting well
14:37.06dick_turpinI meant have you got a job you silly moo
14:37.41boudiccasno, not yet, still applying for jobs, but not getting any interviews
14:37.54boudiccasi might be an old cow but i'm not a silly moo
14:38.21dick_turpinboudiccas: Pull the udder one
14:38.59boudiccaslol
14:40.28dick_turpinbilarh: Surly if you stuck em on your japs eye they'd keep falling off after all there's nothing of any worth there
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17:02.07halihttp://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Comparison_of_file_systems&oldid=209063556#Features ... notice the last column :P
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17:08.22etorixha .. http://wtfurls.com/videos/332/dumbass-of-the-day-why-kicking-a-concrete-wall-is-never-a-good-idea
17:09.34etorixhmm .,. he murdered  HIS wife
17:10.56etorixhe prolly thought she was linus
17:17.33zaargouch!
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18:00.30ChoHag"User ‘1,000’ not found"
18:00.34ChoHag1,000?
18:00.47ChoHagI18n for teh lose.
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19:43.20z00daxfeck its warm
19:43.28z00daxturns on the aircon and moves into living room
19:43.58boudiccasz00dax; its goof for fermenting my beer :)
19:44.03boudiccas*good
19:44.13z00daxbeer or poison ?
19:44.25boudiccasbeer.
19:45.05boudiccasif it tastes bad then it gets used in cooking, but after the first couple of pints you don't care whether its beer or poison :)
19:51.21zaargheh
20:05.12Copeevening
20:06.21boudiccasevening Cope
20:08.20Copehi
20:09.01wethrinhello Cope
20:25.08Copehi wethrin
20:25.17Copegoes to feed horse.
20:40.36cpufreako/~ I want to retire No longer required I want to get by without the man on my back A tear in my eye With a heart full of pride I must go out on a high And tell nobody why o/~
20:42.57antiphaseDo you often have a man on your back?
20:45.52cpufreakhaha
20:45.53cpufreakits a song
20:45.56cpufreakkaiser chiefs I think
20:58.16antiphaseKhazi Chefs
20:59.06cpufreakisit
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21:51.23ChoHagHmm
21:51.42ChoHag"sysadminjob2008@gmail.com".
21:51.45ChoHagThat sounds real.
21:54.26cpufreakah that rmeinds me
21:54.31cpufreakI need to talk to you ChoHag.
21:54.41ChoHagOh no what have I done?
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