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| 01:50.29 | cpufreak | gah |
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| 05:42.40 | DiscordianUK | morning |
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| 09:07.01 | hali | yo |
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| 09:53.46 | Blapto | 'ning |
| 09:54.06 | bilarh | morning |
| 09:54.13 | bilarh | i wore shorts to work today :D |
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| 09:54.51 | Blapto | Who wears short shorts? |
| 09:54.51 | Blapto | bilarh wears short shorts! |
| 09:55.09 | bilarh | i wear long shorts |
| 09:55.21 | Blapto | You say that now... |
| 09:55.23 | bilarh | i can't wear anything shorter than my knees for fear of exposing myself :( |
| 09:55.36 | Blapto | Why would you be afraid of exposing your knees? |
| 09:55.39 | Blapto | is innocent |
| 09:56.00 | bilarh | slaps blapto around for being stupid |
| 09:56.24 | Blapto | Oww! |
| 09:56.29 | Blapto | wethrin! Help! |
| 09:58.30 | zaarg | anyone here own an iphone? |
| 09:58.44 | zaarg | if so... ahahahahahahahhaahahahaha |
| 09:58.48 | zaarg | sorry :> |
| 09:58.53 | bilarh | zaarg: ? |
| 09:59.01 | Blapto | New iPhone announced yesterday. |
| 09:59.12 | bilarh | ah |
| 09:59.16 | Blapto | 1.0 adopters should know they're going to get shafted. It's not like this is the first time. |
| 10:01.31 | zaarg | yeah...but 3g, half price, twice the battery life |
| 10:01.35 | Blapto | I bought Adobe Lightroom 1 knowing that version 2 is coming out in the next few months and will be a paid for upgrade. That said, I wanted the software, didn't want to wait, and won't be upset when I need to pay £80 to get new features that I could have saved by waiting for some undetermined period of time. |
| 10:02.07 | zaarg | that's not really the same though is it... |
| 10:02.12 | Blapto | No |
| 10:02.18 | Blapto | It is the same as old nano to new nano though! |
| 10:02.32 | Blapto | Anybody with half a brain knew it was going to happen. |
| 10:02.32 | zaarg | the fact is the original iphone was a just a bad deal |
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| 11:28.49 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Round 2 ? |
| 11:30.21 | Blapto | http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/10/have_your_say/ is both hilarious and upsetting |
| 11:31.30 | bilarh | dick_turpin: of what? |
| 11:31.56 | bilarh | i just finished a roasted lamb lunch |
| 11:32.01 | bilarh | i don't think i can have anohter round of that |
| 11:32.03 | bilarh | maybe a coffee |
| 11:32.28 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Horribleness |
| 11:33.26 | bilarh | hovers with the mouse pointer over the "be the first to post a comment on this article" link |
| 11:34.14 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Makes a change for you to eat lamb, you usually do other things with them :-D |
| 11:35.24 | bilarh | this one was dead, of course |
| 11:35.33 | bilarh | otherwise it woudln't have been lunch, would it |
| 11:35.50 | bilarh | dick_turpin: honestly, you're so dumb sometimes, sheesh! |
| 11:35.59 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Ah theres a good boy glad to see you not wasting anything |
| 11:36.30 | bilarh | i got my wifes asus eee today :D |
| 11:36.32 | bilarh | in pink |
| 11:36.33 | bilarh | it's tiny |
| 11:36.37 | bilarh | the laptop, that is |
| 11:36.55 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Cool, was thinking of getting two of them for my daughters |
| 11:37.19 | bilarh | it looks really cool actually |
| 11:38.03 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Mind you the forth comming Dell one may blow the EeePC out the water we'll have to wait and see |
| 11:38.22 | bilarh | is off burying his head in the sand |
| 11:38.30 | bilarh | what dell? I can't see no dell |
| 11:39.20 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I started a bit of a list of 10"inch Laptops on my website, just a picture and the specs |
| 11:40.06 | bilarh | in stark contrast to the other 10" list |
| 11:40.18 | bilarh | what was it you said about heat yesterday? |
| 11:40.37 | dick_turpin | bilarh: See for once I was gonna talk seriously with you but...... |
| 11:40.46 | bilarh | L( |
| 11:40.47 | bilarh | :) |
| 11:40.59 | bilarh | no seriously, what list |
| 11:41.03 | bilarh | i didn't even know you had a site? |
| 11:41.39 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Its only £40.00 a month subscription ;-) |
| 11:42.06 | dick_turpin | http://www.cannon-linux.co.uk |
| 11:42.07 | bilarh | how do you want payment? |
| 11:42.39 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Not the usual way I'm still sore after last time |
| 11:43.09 | bilarh | omgwtf, it almost looks professional :) |
| 11:43.19 | bilarh | obviously not very busy at work |
| 11:43.49 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Um or actually good at something |
| 11:44.09 | bilarh | scary :S |
| 11:44.59 | bilarh | do you know roughly what that dell will cost? |
| 11:45.54 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I don't think anyone does yet, however I believe its the one Mr Shuttleworth is having a special Ubuntu created for |
| 11:46.37 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I think him and Dell have cooked up a deal over it but don't quote me |
| 11:47.58 | bilarh | ah ok |
| 11:48.43 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Having said that the MSI Wind is getting a lot of press too. Looks like Christmas should be fun |
| 11:49.29 | bilarh | what? No dedicated article under IRC about bilarh? |
| 11:50.06 | bilarh | maybe you could create one and cross link it to the "swedish porn" section |
| 11:50.21 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I try not to blacken people on my site, far rather do it in channel :-D |
| 11:51.21 | bilarh | over the last couple of weeks i've had this nagging feeling at the back of my head that I might be completely and utterly mad |
| 11:52.00 | dick_turpin | Na its everyone else who's off their head |
| 11:52.04 | bilarh | is it just me? |
| 11:52.08 | bilarh | ah, that's ok then |
| 11:52.19 | Blapto | The doctors gave me a certificate to say I'm sane. |
| 11:52.50 | bilarh | blapto: i'm not sure how that works... if you had to get a doctor to say you're sane, you most definitely aren't :) |
| 11:52.54 | dick_turpin | Yes but one written from "My first doctor" kit don't count |
| 11:53.06 | Blapto | I put it on my CV |
| 11:54.28 | dick_turpin | WTF? Don't take this the wrong way but if I saw that on a CV I'd turn you down. "Guy must have a problem if he says he hasent up front" |
| 11:54.47 | Blapto | (I'm joking) |
| 11:54.54 | dick_turpin | Phew |
| 11:55.05 | Blapto | (no doctor has confirmed my mental state) |
| 11:55.21 | bilarh | blapto: that's because they're busy inventing a new name for it |
| 11:55.41 | dick_turpin | No doctor will see bilarh (He has a thing about men in white coats) |
| 11:56.34 | bilarh | dick_turpin: after the unfortunate incident on the men-in-nurses-outfits.com live web cam a couple of years back :( |
| 11:56.41 | Blapto | wipes down his lucky white coat |
| 11:56.49 | dick_turpin | bilarh: ROTFLMAO |
| 11:57.19 | bilarh | tries not to think about how blapto's coat "got lucky" |
| 11:57.59 | bilarh | this is terrible, i turn everything into some crazy innuendo |
| 11:58.09 | bilarh | i think i need a stern talking to |
| 11:58.31 | bilarh | and maybe to be bent over someone's knee and have my arse whipped :( |
| 11:58.38 | bilarh | see again, i just can't help myself |
| 11:58.48 | dick_turpin | bilarh: There rests the case for the prosecution m'lud |
| 11:59.28 | bilarh | i'm going to go for a nice coffee with cream |
| 11:59.34 | bilarh | nnnnggghh!!! |
| 12:00.23 | Blapto | Do you read The Viz, bilarh? |
| 12:03.35 | bilarh | no? what is it? |
| 12:03.48 | Blapto | A magazine I think you'd enjoy |
| 12:03.55 | dick_turpin | Yes |
| 12:04.06 | bilarh | is it SFW> |
| 12:04.09 | bilarh | ? |
| 12:06.15 | Blapto | No. |
| 12:06.30 | bilarh | perfect, i'll get straight onto google to find it :D |
| 12:20.30 | hali | we have an office subscription for Viz |
| 12:21.56 | dick_turpin | I wish Punch was still on sale :-( |
| 12:24.46 | dick_turpin | http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2015639.stm |
| 12:27.46 | wethrin | Blapto: What's up? |
| 12:27.48 | wethrin | Why help? |
| 12:27.51 | Blapto | I'm hungry |
| 12:28.02 | Blapto | And bilarh was beating me. |
| 12:29.09 | wethrin | Oh |
| 12:33.50 | bilarh | blapto: grasser! |
| 12:34.03 | antiphase | Beating you off? |
| 12:34.17 | Blapto | bilarh: we don't approve of bullies here |
| 12:34.21 | Blapto | antiphase: I wish :( |
| 12:34.40 | bilarh | blapto: oooh, whine whine whine ;) |
| 12:34.48 | Blapto | Wine? Yes please. |
| 12:34.54 | wethrin | mm, wine |
| 12:37.39 | dick_turpin | Meths |
| 12:37.54 | bilarh | good old chrystal? |
| 12:38.19 | dick_turpin | Na just the blue stuff |
| 12:38.57 | dick_turpin | methylated spirits |
| 12:41.14 | antiphase | s/s$// innit |
| 12:43.39 | wethrin | my meths is purple |
| 12:45.18 | dick_turpin | poxy end users. "Read the delivery failure reports you stupid woman" |
| 13:03.02 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Ooh so you drink the posh stuff ;-) |
| 13:03.21 | Blapto | dick_turpin IS Al Murray |
| 13:03.36 | wethrin | dick_turpin: Yes. Yes I do. |
| 13:04.19 | dick_turpin | wethrin: See I aspire to drinking a can of Brasso |
| 13:04.27 | wethrin | I have Silvo |
| 13:04.31 | wethrin | No, I don't |
| 13:04.35 | wethrin | I have Goddard's Silver Polish |
| 13:05.23 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Snorting Vim is not all its cracked up to be by the way |
| 13:06.22 | wethrin | Try snorting emacs instead |
| 13:07.28 | dick_turpin | wethrin: I've heard emacs is bad for your health |
| 13:07.34 | Blapto | emacs would not fit up the biggest of honkers |
| 13:08.15 | etorix | yeah, vi lines out better |
| 13:21.30 | Dj_InstincT | only found out that Punch existed yesterday |
| 13:21.50 | Dj_InstincT | now finds out it won't be for much longer |
| 13:24.51 | wethrin | Eh. Just read Viz. It's probably more fun. |
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| 14:57.09 | bilarh | damn this hot weather, everyone's paying too much for porches on ebay |
| 14:57.13 | bilarh | way over my 500 pound budget |
| 14:57.31 | Blapto | Getting a 944? |
| 14:58.04 | bilarh | no i was thinking of a 911 gt3 rs.. i narrowly missed one which went for 102500 in the end :( |
| 14:58.21 | Blapto | I think you might be better off with a 944 |
| 14:58.27 | bilarh | no but seriously, yeah a 944 or 924s |
| 14:58.33 | Blapto | Deathtrap though, apparently they like to buckle in half about where the driver sites |
| 14:58.40 | Blapto | Don't crash it |
| 14:58.42 | bilarh | i'd rather have the 924s to be honest |
| 14:58.55 | antiphase | "Narrowly missed" and >£100k sounds conflicting |
| 14:59.28 | bilarh | oh well, that 911 would have looked ace pink, but i guess i'll have to settle for a 924 in the winter months |
| 14:59.44 | bilarh | blapto: i wonder if that's because they have that stupid targa sun roof thing |
| 14:59.56 | bilarh | maybe if i got one without a sunroof it would be better |
| 14:59.58 | cpufreak | bilarh: for that money, get a bmw 325is or something |
| 15:00.22 | bilarh | cpufreak: no you don't understand, it needs to be a porsche for various reasons |
| 15:00.36 | bilarh | otherwise i'd get something like a toyota supra or something :) |
| 15:00.39 | cpufreak | so you can spill fluids everywherre and kill someone |
| 15:00.40 | cpufreak | nice. |
| 15:00.46 | Blapto | Mazda MX 5 :) |
| 15:00.47 | bilarh | i'm not going ont he bloody ring |
| 15:01.15 | bilarh | cpufreak: stop jumping to conclusions, it's not big and it's not clever |
| 15:01.23 | Blapto | From what I understand there was also an issue where the exhaust pipe joint was just under the driver's seat, so it used to snap in two and go through the driver in specific circumstances. |
| 15:01.41 | bilarh | blapto: eurgh, that's not what i want to hear either |
| 15:01.54 | bilarh | blapto: have you got any stories about 944's and pink fluffy bunnies instead, please? |
| 15:02.07 | antiphase | You're not going to get any sort of Porsche for 500 quid, even a scrapper |
| 15:02.20 | antiphase | The bits are worth too much |
| 15:02.36 | Blapto | bilarh: sorry, no |
| 15:02.45 | bilarh | an early 924 is easily achievable, but i want the 924s with the 2.5 engine from the 944 |
| 15:04.17 | bilarh | http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-PORSCHE-924-RED_W0QQitemZ150251405349QQihZ005QQcategoryZ9860QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem |
| 15:04.17 | bilarh | http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-PORSCHE-924-RED_W0QQitemZ170221156262QQihZ007QQcategoryZ9860QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem |
| 15:05.03 | bilarh | i'm mainly looking at red ones as the paing seems to go tatty on them so they go for less money |
| 15:05.09 | bilarh | as it's getting sprayed anyway |
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| 15:07.35 | bilarh | here's even a 944 for 500 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PORSCHE-944-RED-1984-2-5l_W0QQitemZ190226373006QQihZ009QQcategoryZ9860QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem |
| 15:09.22 | antiphase | Ah, I thought you looking for proper Porsches and not just a posh Opel Manta :D |
| 15:09.55 | bilarh | antiphasE: all i want is the badge ;-) |
| 15:10.00 | bilarh | for team pink porsche, you see |
| 15:10.13 | antiphase | I thought you were male |
| 15:10.21 | bilarh | yes, there in lies the problem |
| 15:10.23 | Blapto | I just crashed someone's laptop by mistake! |
| 15:10.37 | bilarh | the respray is only free if it's pink :( |
| 15:10.44 | bilarh | but nevertheless :) |
| 15:11.07 | bilarh | maybe i can do all the driving in the dark, so nobody sees me |
| 15:11.10 | bilarh | or tint the windows :) |
| 15:11.51 | bilarh | blapto: i hate when I run winnuke.exe and that happens |
| 15:12.11 | Blapto | I ran nmap -PN |
| 15:12.24 | Blapto | We suspect it's a bug in his firewall software |
| 15:12.40 | Blapto | All I was trying to do was see if it's his windows box so I could exploit a windows vulnerability |
| 15:12.41 | Blapto | :P |
| 15:12.57 | bilarh | and it seems you did successfully :) |
| 15:13.37 | Blapto | Not really, I wanted to mount C$ so I could change his login:) |
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| 21:03.11 | Cope | hullo |
| 21:14.26 | Cope | i love you |
| 21:14.47 | Clive | err who? |
| 21:15.18 | Cope | no-one in particular... just after 12 mins, it was required to say something else, and Doors lyrics sprung to mind |
| 21:15.35 | Clive | good band |
| 21:15.56 | Clive | They rawked out |
| 21:16.04 | Cope | they totally did |
| 21:16.11 | Cope | like... yah |
| 21:17.17 | Clive | Jim is a tad dead though |
| 21:17.21 | Cope | rather |
| 21:19.03 | Clive | no matter what dodgy re-incarnations ray M pursues |
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| 23:06.41 | mono | hola .buenas noches everybody |
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