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| 02:24.34 | DiscordianUK | wb |
| 02:25.38 | boudiccas | ty |
| 02:25.50 | boudiccas | just upgraded xchat to 2.8.6 |
| 02:26.11 | DiscordianUK | ahhh i see |
| 02:26.49 | DiscordianUK | I'm on 2.8.4 |
| 02:28.37 | boudiccas | apparently in 2.8.6 you can choose whether to log indiviudal channels or not, as the case may be |
| 02:29.21 | DiscordianUK | Ahhh right, no point in me upgrading i'll lose net connectivity soon |
| 02:30.11 | boudiccas | whys that? |
| 02:30.26 | DiscordianUK | the direct debit failed |
| 02:30.43 | DiscordianUK | Being unemployed is a pain |
| 02:31.21 | boudiccas | can you not set up a standing order, that way you control the amount going out each mnoth |
| 02:31.45 | DiscordianUK | It was costing me 24 a month |
| 02:31.51 | DiscordianUK | Which is a bit much |
| 02:32.07 | boudiccas | tiscali broadband is costing me 14.99 pm |
| 02:32.18 | DiscordianUK | I'm thinking of talktalk |
| 02:32.34 | DiscordianUK | gets rid of paying BT top |
| 02:32.36 | DiscordianUK | too |
| 02:33.02 | boudiccas | act now before its too late |
| 02:33.31 | DiscordianUK | It probably is |
| 02:34.09 | DiscordianUK | until i can get a job anyway |
| 02:34.21 | boudiccas | what i menat was act now before you lose your connectivity |
| 02:34.27 | boudiccas | *meant |
| 02:34.47 | boudiccas | damn this beer is good :) two pints and i'm anyones :) |
| 02:35.06 | DiscordianUK | lol |
| 02:35.16 | DiscordianUK | i've not had any beer tonight |
| 02:35.27 | boudiccas | having a dry night? |
| 02:35.52 | DiscordianUK | Yeah and I'm feeling ill |
| 02:36.09 | boudiccas | how so ill? |
| 02:36.38 | DiscordianUK | i'm diabetic and it' gone a bit mad |
| 02:36.53 | DiscordianUK | Think I may have a dose of heat stroke |
| 02:36.59 | boudiccas | whats your blood sugar rating atm? |
| 02:37.29 | DiscordianUK | around 8ish |
| 02:37.41 | boudiccas | drink plenty of fluids and make sure you're blood sugar is within acceptable limits |
| 02:37.58 | boudiccas | but you know more about managing your diabetes than i do |
| 02:37.59 | DiscordianUK | Can't be more exact cos I'm having to read the colour codes |
| 02:38.29 | boudiccas | i remember it well from the dip sticks of the urine |
| 02:38.40 | DiscordianUK | I shall be off down sainsburys later |
| 02:38.54 | boudiccas | 24-hour sainsburys? |
| 02:38.58 | DiscordianUK | I think i shall be living off soup today |
| 02:39.15 | DiscordianUK | The sainsburys express is naff |
| 02:39.33 | boudiccas | well, i have plans to feed you up :) |
| 02:40.28 | DiscordianUK | Lol a friend of mine visited at the weekend |
| 02:40.41 | DiscordianUK | She commented how thin i am now |
| 02:41.23 | boudiccas | we'll see what we can do about that |
| 02:41.39 | DiscordianUK | Onion soup and crusty bread would be ideal |
| 02:41.53 | DiscordianUK | and I'll doubtless buy soft cheese too |
| 02:41.59 | boudiccas | cant stand crusty bread, my old kanshers cant cope with it |
| 02:42.07 | boudiccas | *knashers |
| 02:42.53 | DiscordianUK | I tend to buy garlic bread slices usually so I can freeze em |
| 02:42.53 | boudiccas | right, back to bed for me, nn |
| 02:42.58 | DiscordianUK | Good night |
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| 07:21.51 | Leeds | so oyster is dead again? |
| 07:38.18 | rhowe | puts the old TV on freecycle |
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| 07:59.53 | bilarh | hali: saab 9000 2.3 full pressure turbo :D |
| 08:02.42 | zaarg | yup, oyster is fucked this morning |
| 08:02.48 | zaarg | didn't have to swipe in or out |
| 08:15.41 | Leeds | so it's free? |
| 08:28.37 | zaarg | yes |
| 08:36.06 | Leeds | nice |
| 08:44.02 | hali | bilarh: cool, so you are selling the subaru now? |
| 08:44.16 | bilarh | no |
| 08:44.22 | bilarh | not yet |
| 08:44.31 | bilarh | i'm gonna let it depreciate a bit further first :) |
| 09:56.41 | bilarh | anyone hazard a guess as to what a 19" htpc case with a 500w psu, some amd 64 board + proc and nvidia video card is likely to fetch? |
| 09:59.29 | bilarh | i know it's not worth lots of money, but is it enough to cover the ebay fees? :) |
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| 10:00.08 | mindbendr | hi |
| 10:01.29 | wethrin | bilarh: 150ish? |
| 10:11.50 | bilarh | ok :) |
| 10:11.56 | bilarh | morning mindbendr |
| 10:12.05 | wethrin | Note I'm only hazarding a guess |
| 10:12.16 | wethrin | Last time I got rackmount PCs, they were free |
| 10:12.21 | bilarh | that's what i was guessing around as well, though, so |
| 10:12.35 | bilarh | oh no, the 19" means that it fits in like a sound system tower thingy |
| 10:12.46 | bilarh | you know like when you buy separate components for your home hifi? |
| 10:12.58 | bilarh | it's not a rack mount pc as such |
| 10:15.00 | wethrin | yeah |
| 10:15.08 | wethrin | hm |
| 10:15.15 | wethrin | So it's a 'hifi'-style PC? |
| 10:15.24 | bilarh | well |
| 10:15.34 | bilarh | it's designed to fit with other home entertainment stuff |
| 10:15.44 | bilarh | it's one of those "connect pc to your tv" thingies |
| 10:16.06 | wethrin | right |
| 11:07.34 | bilarh | nice, i just found a deep fried eyebrow in my chips |
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| 11:15.48 | hali | nice |
| 11:15.53 | hali | good to get some freebies |
| 11:16.16 | bilarh | yeah it's just extra protein the way i see it |
| 11:16.40 | hali | ok im bored |
| 11:17.28 | bilarh | i'm officially bored too |
| 11:17.44 | bilarh | and i'm working in the weekend too |
| 11:18.14 | wethrin | That was silly |
| 11:18.17 | wethrin | You should all go to the pub |
| 11:18.27 | bilarh | i'd get fired if i drank during working hours |
| 11:18.31 | bilarh | health and safety again |
| 11:19.11 | wethrin | Fuck 'em |
| 11:19.18 | wethrin | Don't you sit in front of a computer all day? |
| 11:19.24 | wethrin | Or do you operate heavy machinery? |
| 11:19.25 | bilarh | yes |
| 11:19.47 | wethrin | to which? |
| 11:20.11 | bilarh | to the computer bit |
| 11:20.48 | wethrin | So, having a beer isn't really going to impair anything |
| 11:27.48 | bilarh | you forget that i work in an office where the warm water taps in the kitchen have been disabled |
| 11:27.52 | bilarh | due to h&fs |
| 11:29.28 | AndyMillar | wtf? |
| 11:30.02 | AndyMillar | have the cold water taps been disabled too due to risk of water poisioning if employees drink too much water? |
| 11:30.23 | bilarh | nope, that's allowed, so far |
| 11:30.37 | bilarh | our employee manual states that we must hold the hand rail when walking in stairs |
| 11:30.47 | bilarh | my boss got shouted at for not holding the rail when he walked up the stairs once :D |
| 11:31.28 | AndyMillar | LOL |
| 11:32.14 | bilarh | i can kind of understand overzealous h&s on a friggin oil platform drilling deck, but wtf, in an office? :S |
| 11:32.50 | AndyMillar | is it a wooden hand rail? |
| 11:33.01 | bilarh | no, so no risk of splinters ;-) |
| 11:33.10 | AndyMillar | damn |
| 11:33.15 | AndyMillar | what type of handrail is it? |
| 11:33.49 | AndyMillar | any risk of static shock from the handrail and therefore falling down the stairs? |
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| 11:34.00 | AndyMillar | (as a direct result of [being told to] hold the handrail) |
| 11:34.00 | bilarh | it's a rubber hand rail thing |
| 11:34.04 | bilarh | or plastic |
| 11:34.05 | bilarh | or whatever it is |
| 11:34.22 | AndyMillar | so probably not :( |
| 11:35.01 | AndyMillar | i'd *so* get fired from a job like that withiun a day :( |
| 11:35.15 | catalyst | it's silly |
| 11:35.22 | catalyst | very, very silly |
| 11:35.30 | bilarh | tell me about it, it's complete rubbish |
| 11:35.31 | bilarh | but there you go |
| 11:35.39 | wethrin | So what if you're carrying something? |
| 11:35.39 | bilarh | indication of things to come for other uk companies, me thinks |
| 11:35.44 | wethrin | You can't hold the handrail then |
| 11:35.50 | bilarh | ah, but there's lifts |
| 11:35.53 | bilarh | and we have trolleys |
| 11:35.58 | wethrin | oh, okay |
| 11:36.13 | wethrin | Anyway, isn't being made to hold the handrail offensive to people with no arms? |
| 11:36.14 | AndyMillar | has been known to jump down stairs :p |
| 11:36.23 | AndyMillar | wethrin: or someone with a hook for a hand |
| 11:36.29 | AndyMillar | then again, they can be asked to use the liuft |
| 11:36.35 | AndyMillar | awesome |
| 11:36.46 | AndyMillar | a claustrophobic midget with no arms! |
| 11:36.56 | AndyMillar | WHAT WOULD HE DO!?! |
| 11:38.26 | AndyMillar | maybe I took that too far :/ |
| 11:39.16 | bilarh | IN A BIKINI |
| 11:39.39 | bilarh | actually, thinking about it, the top would fall of if there were no arms |
| 11:39.42 | AndyMillar | maybe I didn't take it too far |
| 11:39.45 | bilarh | unless it was a halterneck-bikini |
| 11:39.52 | bilarh | then it would only fall of if the midget didn't have a head |
| 11:39.55 | AndyMillar | or a strapless one |
| 11:40.03 | bilarh | true |
| 11:40.11 | bilarh | unless the midget had no arms, no head and no torso |
| 11:40.36 | bilarh | so, if you were a midget consisting only of the legs, you couldn't wear a bikini top |
| 11:40.47 | bilarh | and thus, the health and safety rules are screwed up |
| 11:40.48 | AndyMillar | indeed! |
| 11:40.49 | bilarh | i thank you. |
| 11:42.42 | dick_turpin | brings a gang of dwarfs round to kick the shit out of bilarh's kneecaps |
| 11:42.53 | bilarh | they'd have to kick really high |
| 11:42.59 | bilarh | you need taekwondo dwarfs |
| 11:43.22 | dick_turpin | They're Ninja Dwarfs |
| 11:43.43 | bilarh | fears the ninja dwarf's shurikens |
| 11:44.05 | wethrin | dick_turpin: Did they fill in a risk assessment before doing so? |
| 11:44.51 | bilarh | dick_turpin: i bought a saab 9000 2.3 turbo :D :D |
| 11:45.14 | AndyMillar | bilarh: do you drive it to work? |
| 11:45.19 | bilarh | andymillar: not yet :) |
| 11:45.24 | bilarh | i haven't picked it up yet |
| 11:45.26 | bilarh | going on sunday |
| 11:45.35 | dick_turpin | wethrin: They don't care they're ex Chinese secret dwarfs, we all know China and its view on rights ;-) |
| 11:45.59 | dick_turpin | bilarh: So you won then? |
| 11:46.04 | bilarh | yep :D |
| 11:46.19 | AndyMillar | bilarh: have you filled in health and safety forms for driving it to work? had the car assessed by health and safety assessment officers? |
| 11:46.29 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Oh goody when's the wife kicking the crap out of you? |
| 11:46.31 | bilarh | andymillar: heh, you joke, but listen to this |
| 11:46.40 | bilarh | when i start doing on-call |
| 11:46.47 | bilarh | i will not be permitted to use my own car for coming into the office |
| 11:47.03 | bilarh | i *must* use the company provided golf 1.6 |
| 11:47.28 | bilarh | and, i *must* fill in a form every time i "check it out" confirming that i've checked the fluids, the tyres, indicators etc |
| 11:47.28 | dick_turpin | sees nothing wrong with that |
| 11:47.44 | bilarh | and, during the week i'm on call, i have to leave my own car in the office car park |
| 11:48.02 | bilarh | dick_turpin: she just rolled her eyes at me, funnily enough |
| 11:48.40 | bilarh | dick_turpin: i was wearing heavy armor body plates and i was hiding behind the sofa, so maybe she'll "get me" when i come home next |
| 11:49.03 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Ah the famous female death glare! |
| 11:49.23 | bilarh | that's the one |
| 11:49.30 | bilarh | "i don't mind" :P |
| 11:49.40 | bilarh | "you do what you want" etc :D |
| 11:49.42 | bilarh | that's the best one |
| 11:49.49 | bilarh | that means exactly the opposite 100% of the time |
| 11:50.02 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Yeah I was just gonna say that |
| 11:50.31 | dick_turpin | bilarh: "Its OK" is another killer comment |
| 11:50.54 | bilarh | yeah, but i've been married for long enough now to pick these ones up easily |
| 11:51.06 | bilarh | to begin with, i used to get into trouble with things like "do i look fat in this" |
| 11:51.16 | bilarh | and "she looks fit doesn't she" etc |
| 11:51.22 | bilarh | is too honest |
| 11:51.52 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Try second time around. You never learn from the 1st experience |
| 11:52.26 | bilarh | maybe it was the drooling, i don't know.. |
| 11:53.16 | dick_turpin | bilarh: My misses sets deliberate traps its pretty funny to be honest. "I know you was looking just be honest" |
| 11:53.31 | dick_turpin | Yeah right as if I'm gonna admit to that |
| 12:03.10 | bilarh | exactly! |
| 12:03.32 | bilarh | that's a dangerous one though, because it's impossible to get out of without friction |
| 12:03.41 | bilarh | either you're a liar, or you looked at someone else :) |
| 12:03.43 | bilarh | can't win |
| 12:05.12 | bilarh | hehe this is funny |
| 12:05.33 | bilarh | so labour are doing epically badly in the elections etc, setback after setback, public opinion at an all time low etc |
| 12:05.48 | bilarh | the scottish party secretary comes out with this: |
| 12:05.59 | bilarh | "we need to do more of the sorts of things that we've been doing". |
| 12:10.51 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I have a fan sitting on a cardboard which in turn is on my desk. The power lead is across the room about a foot off the floor. Thats OK in't it? |
| 12:11.06 | bilarh | yeah, course! |
| 12:11.21 | bilarh | but you must watch out for the evils of HOT WATER IN THE KITCHEN |
| 12:12.14 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Ah, what about a 19" monitor with no stand but supported by 2 Laptop FDD drives? |
| 12:12.28 | bilarh | pah, that's baby risks |
| 12:13.04 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I've got a nail file in my desk tidy? |
| 12:13.16 | bilarh | you want to be building your server racks outside of the server room due to the server room having a couple of fans so it's deemed a noisy environment, *then* tilting the almost full rack to get it to fit under the door |
| 12:13.41 | bilarh | of course, it's worse to have your hearing damaged than being crushed by a rack full of disks :) |
| 12:14.18 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I can better that! We are in a converted house, the racks had to be carried up the stairs. Hernia City here we come |
| 12:14.53 | bilarh | i'm not sure if that's allowed... if said midget in a bikini with nothing but legs above were to see it, he could claim for discriminiation on the basis that he doesn't have hands with nails to file |
| 12:15.02 | bilarh | you insensitive clod! |
| 12:15.30 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Hm, let me consult the Ninja Dwarfs |
| 12:15.51 | bilarh | mind your back when you bend down |
| 12:15.57 | bilarh | bend your knees rather than the back |
| 12:16.08 | AndyMillar | bilarh: you can't be serious :/ |
| 12:16.20 | bilarh | well, actually, it was suggested that we build the racks outside |
| 12:16.53 | bilarh | but when we pointed out that they designed their stupid door incorrectly, we were allowed back in the server room, provided we took lots of breaks and wore ear protectors if we needed to stay in there for any length of time |
| 12:16.58 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Do they have the concrete blocks in the bottom? |
| 12:17.28 | bilarh | dick_turpin: i don't usually inspect dwarves bottoms, so wouldn't know |
| 12:17.39 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Tit |
| 12:17.55 | bilarh | the racks have no concrete |
| 12:18.04 | bilarh | why the hell would you want that anyway? |
| 12:19.06 | dick_turpin | bilarh: When we put ours up (Fully Built but empty) it wasn't until the 3rd one someone suggested taking out the stablizer block. Doh! |
| 12:19.26 | bilarh | heh, nice |
| 12:19.32 | bilarh | i've nver seen one of them |
| 12:20.02 | dick_turpin | bilarh: HP racks have a slab in the bottom I think its optional |
| 12:20.25 | bilarh | ah ok |
| 12:22.14 | dick_turpin | We had to take the door off to get them in with a lot of grunting and swearing, and that was the girls. We are an equal rites employer :-) |
| 12:22.48 | boudiccas | pagans unite in the equal rites employer ;)))) |
| 12:23.13 | bilarh | mmm, grunting girls :D |
| 12:23.28 | bilarh | boudiccas: :D |
| 12:23.36 | boudiccas | :) |
| 12:23.39 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: All hail the gorgeous one |
| 12:23.46 | bilarh | where? |
| 12:24.02 | boudiccas | i'm here :) |
| 12:24.05 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Not you you ugly scrote |
| 12:24.54 | bilarh | i'll have you know that i have the canteen girls leaving snail trails every time they see me :D |
| 12:25.22 | bilarh | or possibly they wet themselves laughing at me :S |
| 12:25.23 | boudiccas | urgh gross |
| 12:25.37 | bilarh | sorry :( |
| 12:26.32 | dick_turpin | What? They got no legs then? |
| 12:26.45 | bilarh | the midget got them :( |
| 12:27.07 | bilarh | hey what's the politically correct term for a midget/dwarf? |
| 12:27.20 | bilarh | obviously, vertically challenged person is the funny one |
| 12:27.24 | bilarh | but what's the real one> |
| 12:28.31 | dick_turpin | Restricted Stature I think |
| 12:28.41 | bilarh | ah, that's a good one |
| 12:34.15 | hali | hm, so yeah |
| 12:34.17 | hali | the city is burning |
| 12:34.48 | dick_turpin | fiddles while the city burns |
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| 12:38.20 | bilarh | is impressed with dick_turpin's history knowledge |
| 12:38.27 | bilarh | and quick turn of phrase |
| 12:38.34 | bilarh | hali: so what's up in the city? |
| 12:38.46 | bilarh | is it literally ablaze, or are you speaking metaphorically about e.g. the ftse? |
| 12:38.50 | hali | bilarh: 'big' fire just off finsbury square... we can mostly see smoke |
| 12:39.00 | hali | horrible smell though, must be plastic burning or something |
| 12:39.00 | bilarh | ah ok |
| 12:39.08 | bilarh | finsbury square... that's where linh is today |
| 12:39.14 | hali | oh dear |
| 12:39.17 | bilarh | maybe someone was checking someone else out and she exploded in rage? |
| 12:39.18 | hali | it's a bit up though |
| 12:39.24 | zaarg | fire?! |
| 12:39.24 | dick_turpin | fiddles faster |
| 12:39.40 | zaarg | goes outside to look |
| 12:39.42 | bilarh | hands dick_turpin a violin |
| 12:40.13 | dick_turpin | takes the violin with petrol smelling hands |
| 12:43.52 | zaarg | where the hell do i go to book a train to berlin from london?-) |
| 12:44.11 | bilarh | tried ryanair? |
| 12:44.24 | zaarg | i'm anti-plane |
| 12:44.26 | zaarg | :P |
| 12:44.33 | bilarh | that's a bit silly of you :) |
| 12:44.39 | hali | trains are so insecure |
| 12:44.44 | zaarg | trains are the best |
| 12:44.54 | hali | planes are so much safer and quicker |
| 12:44.59 | bilarh | repeat after me: there is no global warming - it's a myth perpetrated to raise taxes |
| 12:45.22 | boudiccas | <PROTECTED> |
| 12:45.31 | bilarh | boudiccas: well done |
| 12:45.36 | bilarh | gives boudiccas a condescending pat on the head |
| 12:45.40 | zaarg | :| |
| 12:45.44 | zaarg | let's not go there today |
| 12:45.45 | boudiccas | is that meant to make me feel better because i dont feel any different |
| 12:45.49 | zaarg | besides trains are just nicer |
| 12:46.04 | zaarg | you don't feel like you've been spun round a dance floor when you step off them |
| 12:46.06 | boudiccas | snuff |
| 12:46.11 | bilarh | tries again, this time with a bit more gusto |
| 12:46.14 | zaarg | and you get to see all the bits inbetween |
| 12:46.26 | bilarh | zaarg: it's true actually, trains are pretty cool |
| 12:46.50 | zaarg | there's nothing like listening to some tunes while speeding through the countryside :D |
| 12:55.50 | flips_and_rails | I have multiple problems, 1) with iptables 2) with python. Could someone possibly help pls? |
| 12:56.18 | flips_and_rails | My iptables problem is that they simply keep resetting to defaults for no apparent reason |
| 12:56.51 | zaarg | just ask your question already |
| 12:57.15 | flips_and_rails | I open up port 22 to ssh, it'll let me in a couple of times and then the tables randomly reset |
| 12:58.19 | flips_and_rails | any ideas? |
| 12:59.59 | flips_and_rails | Python problem: from a script I get segfaults when importing vtk because it chooses to use 32bit libs instead of 64bits, from python command line I don't. Its the same python binaries running in both instants and AFAIK the paths and environments are the same |
| 13:40.49 | dick_turpin | is now tucking into a tub of ice cream |
| 13:41.46 | boudiccas | a late dinner dick_turpin ? |
| 13:44.36 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Na its very hot here in the Midlands, which is very rare, stuff the penguins gimme the warmth :-) |
| 13:45.08 | wethrin | Are you doing your bit for having nice summers, by driving 4x4s? |
| 13:46.01 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Oh god yeah there are two huge Nissan truck thingys and a top of the range Shogun in the carpark |
| 13:49.24 | dick_turpin | coats his Mars bar with ice cream |
| 13:50.45 | boudiccas | yuk |
| 13:51.25 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: It all comes out the same in the end ;-) |
| 13:51.45 | boudiccas | once its passed through the lumin |
| 13:52.30 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Ooh is that why I rush to the loo screaming "Whats Lumin" |
| 13:55.16 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Oi I found this for you http://www.zombieharmony.com/ |
| 13:56.11 | boudiccas | lol |
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| 14:20.36 | bilarh | dick_turpin: is it work and health and safety safe? |
| 14:20.44 | bilarh | are there any stairs in it without bannisters? |
| 14:20.46 | bilarh | or hot water taps? |
| 14:21.10 | boudiccas | or shower heads [think legionnaires] |
| 14:21.30 | bilarh | what's the roman empire got to do with showering? |
| 14:22.02 | boudiccas | the bug breeds in shower heads and is passed onto users of the shower |
| 14:24.48 | bilarh | really? |
| 14:25.00 | bilarh | is it dangerous? |
| 14:25.33 | catalyst | no! don't tell him that, that'll only convince him not to cleanse :< |
| 14:40.34 | bilarh | what a hurtful comment :'( |
| 14:40.41 | bilarh | cries someone a river |
| 15:00.46 | AndyMillar | i hope it's not a very big river |
| 15:00.56 | AndyMillar | or health and safety will dicipline you for causing a drowning hazard |
| 15:01.24 | dick_turpin | knows that bilarh is a smelly Nord due to there being Fjords in the UK for him to wash in |
| 15:02.19 | bilarh | ahem, there's no fjords in sweden either... slartibartfast didn't have time to put any in |
| 15:03.29 | dick_turpin | bilarh: hm I need to revise my insults then :-| |
| 15:05.07 | bilarh | why don't you just insult someone from norway instead |
| 15:05.47 | bilarh | 353bhp/354lbft. Mods in "view my scooby". |
| 15:05.52 | bilarh | wtf |
| 15:06.22 | dick_turpin | bilarh: But I built up this image of you covered only in a dead bear skin and a viking helmet |
| 15:06.41 | bilarh | you must have seen me on a weekend |
| 15:06.48 | bilarh | there's bears in sweden fwiw |
| 15:06.49 | wethrin | The helmets would be against H&S - the spikes could hurt someone |
| 15:06.56 | bilarh | true |
| 15:07.17 | bilarh | dick_turpin: was the person wearing red stilettos with the bear skin? if so it was probably me |
| 15:07.23 | dick_turpin | Good point, get it? point? see how I ... Oh forget it |
| 15:07.34 | bilarh | you suck :) |
| 15:07.58 | bilarh | wishes people would stop posting relevant stuff on the gllug mailing list |
| 15:08.33 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Its a fair cop guv'ner |
| 15:09.10 | wethrin | bilarh: Relevant? It's iptables! No-one in their right mind uses that shite! |
| 15:09.16 | wethrin | (i)pf FTW! |
| 15:09.22 | wethrin | And also for keeping sanity |
| 15:09.47 | bilarh | wethrin: god, you are *such a nerd* - you'll never get laid talking about packet filtering firewalls ;-) |
| 15:10.11 | bilarh | gives wethrin a dead leg for good measure |
| 15:10.12 | wethrin | Yes, quite |
| 15:10.12 | catalyst | oh, I wouldn't say *that*... |
| 15:10.33 | wethrin | is quite capable of not getting laid *without* talking about packet filtering firewalls |
| 15:10.35 | bilarh | it's from the midget in the bikini bottoms |
| 15:11.56 | Ninja_Dwarf | slides up behind bilarh |
| 15:12.02 | bilarh | quickly stands on his toes so ninja_dwarf can't kick his knees |
| 15:12.37 | Ninja_Dwarf | leaps to an incredible height and bites bilarh on the arse |
| 15:12.59 | bilarh | ooh... i wouldn't do that if i was you.. you might catch something down there |
| 15:13.26 | bilarh | has taken legionella fears on board and hasn't showered his arse in weeks |
| 15:13.35 | Ninja_Dwarf | laughs as he has infected gums |
| 15:13.48 | bilarh | boudiccas: would a garden hose be safe? |
| 15:14.14 | boudiccas | depends which orifice you're sticking it in? :) |
| 15:14.20 | bilarh | hehe |
| 15:17.39 | gregj | http://ubuntu-virginia.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=869249 |
| 15:24.12 | dick_turpin | God I hate some of our suppliers, two days of warmth and out come the mails for aircon units |
| 15:38.04 | dick_turpin | Home time :-) |
| 15:38.34 | boudiccas | ah yes POETS day |
| 15:42.36 | zaarg | i've been watching monty python properly for the first time in my life this week |
| 15:42.38 | zaarg | :D |
| 15:47.37 | wethrin | Good man |
| 15:47.49 | wethrin | Flying Circus, or the films? |
| 15:52.07 | zaarg | flying circus |
| 15:52.27 | zaarg | making my way through the second season atm |
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| 17:48.18 | DiscordianUK | Evening |
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| 21:09.12 | DiscordianUK | lo |
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