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| 05:08.02 | morsing | Leeds! |
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| 07:20.12 | morsing | Stephmw! |
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| 07:31.01 | morsing | sabinef72! |
| 07:53.55 | z00dax | kjs: in which case ruby is fail |
| 07:54.13 | z00dax | ruby is too brain dead to handle that, and neither is gem |
| 07:57.49 | morsing | Check it! |
| 08:10.27 | bilarh_ | people |
| 08:10.55 | hali | peps |
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| 08:14.14 | morsing | Stephmw! |
| 08:14.48 | morsing | Beer |
| 08:16.35 | Stephmw | bit early for that |
| 08:17.24 | Leeds | I dunno, 4:15 |
| 08:18.57 | morsing | nibbles on Stephmw's nose |
| 08:19.24 | Stephmw | morsing: uhuh. go hump on someone else's leg |
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| 08:32.15 | mindbendr | morning |
| 08:33.59 | morsing | mindbendr! |
| 08:34.04 | morsing | shags mindbendr |
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| 08:34.38 | j0nr | hello all |
| 08:35.35 | mindbendr | morsing: morning to you too |
| 08:36.08 | Leeds | is it weird for me to be chatting with pdr's mum on facebook? |
| 08:36.25 | mindbendr | i dunno who she/he is |
| 08:36.28 | mindbendr | but sounds weird |
| 08:36.31 | hali | only if she's not a milf |
| 08:36.48 | morsing | milf++ |
| 08:37.16 | Leeds | she's certainly not a milf |
| 08:37.23 | Leeds | although I have spent a night in her bed... |
| 08:38.03 | Leeds | *not* with her |
| 08:38.23 | morsing | Shame |
| 08:38.41 | Leeds | she was exceptionally hospitable enough to offer me her bed and move into her spare room, so I could have the nicer room with the en-suite bathroom |
| 08:39.01 | mindbendr | it's not the best story for the morning I suppose |
| 08:39.09 | Leeds | and then leave me in her flat when she went off to church |
| 08:39.32 | morsing | Beer |
| 08:39.46 | Leeds | she is actually a vicar or some similar priest-like thing |
| 08:40.14 | Leeds | also, she was born the day before my dad... |
| 08:54.31 | bilarh_ | leeds: are you in the UK now? |
| 08:54.36 | morsing | bilarh_: No |
| 08:54.43 | Leeds | nope... why would I be? |
| 08:54.44 | morsing | bilarh_: Have you left yet? |
| 08:54.51 | morsing | Or was it a fake leaving do? |
| 08:55.08 | bilarh_ | leeds: sorry, i thought you were in the uk as you needed a room etc |
| 08:55.17 | bilarh_ | i'm just reading the last irssi screen |
| 08:55.23 | Leeds | needed a room? |
| 08:55.27 | morsing | bilarh_: ?! |
| 08:55.36 | bilarh_ | why else were you sleeping in a vicar's bed? |
| 08:55.40 | morsing | bilarh_: pdr is not even around anymore |
| 08:55.42 | bilarh_ | i'm totally confused now |
| 08:55.56 | morsing | bilarh_: Stick with what you do best - leaving dos |
| 08:58.34 | bilarh_ | who does a multi-currency savings account |
| 08:58.35 | bilarh_ | ? |
| 08:58.40 | morsing | I do |
| 08:58.47 | morsing | Gimme the money to look after |
| 08:58.54 | bilarh_ | hsbc's offshoring branch do, but i'm sure you have to be minted to have an account with them |
| 08:58.58 | bilarh_ | something i'm sadly not |
| 09:00.24 | morsing | Beer |
| 09:00.35 | bilarh_ | morsing: liver |
| 09:00.52 | Leeds | bilarh_: it's a pretty common thing to do in HK - I have a HKD current account and a GBP savings account |
| 09:01.12 | bilarh_ | leeds: yeah's kind of what i want to do, but the other way around |
| 09:01.30 | bilarh_ | well, not into HKD |
| 09:01.35 | Leeds | and the vicar story was from about 3 years ago - I went to Macau to meet pdr's mum, who is a clergywoman there, and she was hospitable enough to move out of her bed and offer it to me so I had the nicer room in her flat |
| 09:01.44 | bilarh_ | ooh right |
| 09:02.17 | Leeds | I suspect most banks in the UK would look on currency as an investment item, not a simple account |
| 09:02.43 | morsing | Leeds: Where's Sally? |
| 09:14.23 | ChoHag | Why did I call my UPS bob? |
| 09:14.34 | ChoHag | That's not a very descriptive name. |
| 09:14.59 | Leeds | is it floating in a barrel? |
| 09:19.39 | bilarh_ | leeds: probably true |
| 09:19.50 | bilarh_ | found one, but it requires a minimum deposit of 50k |
| 09:20.38 | morsing | bilarh_: I'll do it for 20k |
| 09:20.40 | Leeds | right, it's an investment account |
| 09:26.21 | bilarh_ | yep |
| 09:26.26 | bilarh_ | oh well, it was a nice idea |
| 09:26.41 | Leeds | it's the sort of thing people do in HK, and don't do in the UK |
| 09:26.42 | bilarh_ | why is it the small guys always get shafted? |
| 09:26.47 | bilarh_ | yeah |
| 09:26.55 | bilarh_ | because the uk populus is too stupid |
| 09:26.57 | Leeds | if I wanted to, I could walk into my bank tomorrow with US$10 in cash and open a USD account as well |
| 09:27.01 | bilarh_ | "give us low interest rates, evil central bank" |
| 09:27.13 | bilarh_ | forgetting that that pushes the pound right down so in erality they're worse off |
| 09:27.20 | bilarh_ | bunch of morons |
| 09:27.26 | Leeds | and I can move cash between the different accounts - doing an implicit currency transaction, with *very* good rates - at will, online |
| 09:27.36 | bilarh_ | stop making me jelaous :) |
| 09:27.46 | bilarh_ | i should fly to HK, open an account and fly back :) |
| 09:27.53 | bilarh_ | might be a bit of a problem with statements etc, though |
| 09:27.56 | Leeds | it cost me... but I did a TT from my HKD current account here to my GBP current account with LloydsTSB yesterday |
| 09:28.12 | Leeds | managed to transfer money half-way around the planet in about 12 hours |
| 09:28.15 | Leeds | online :-D |
| 09:28.22 | bilarh_ | that's pretty good |
| 09:28.33 | bilarh_ | natwest and hsbc have *finally* got their act together with money transfers |
| 09:28.47 | bilarh_ | i can now transfer money from natwest to hsbc online in abuot 5 seconds |
| 09:28.59 | Leeds | Standard Chartered revamped their website recently - it's a lot nicer (no more java applet for login) and has stuff like international transfers included |
| 09:29.05 | bilarh_ | where-as if i do it over the telephone or standing order etc, it still takes up to five banking days |
| 09:29.19 | morsing | Cheesse |
| 09:29.31 | bilarh_ | morsing: think of your heart, please! |
| 09:29.40 | bilarh_ | morsing: first beer, at 8am and then cheese |
| 09:29.55 | morsing | bilarh_: Place around the corner does a delicious Bacon & Blue cheese panini! |
| 09:30.07 | bilarh_ | blue cheese *bleurgh* |
| 09:30.12 | morsing | bilarh_: You aren't much of a swede |
| 09:30.19 | Leeds | I will say that it cost me $550 (over 40 quid) to do that same-day international transfer |
| 09:31.08 | bilarh_ | leeds: ah, puts it in a different light |
| 09:32.57 | Leeds | 20 quid or so at each end |
| 09:37.08 | kjs | z00dax: I will have a look at django then :) |
| 09:40.08 | Leeds | django rocks |
| 09:42.10 | kraptv | I liked the Tottenham Court Computer Fair. |
| 09:42.25 | kraptv | It seemed like the only place that had adequately cheap computer gear. |
| 09:48.44 | mindbendr | has anyone got RPM Spec file for netatalk/CentOS by any chance? |
| 09:49.20 | morsing | Beer |
| 10:36.50 | morsing | http://www.chevelles.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2045788&postcount=8 |
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| 10:58.50 | morsing | Blapto! |
| 10:59.12 | Blapto | morsing: adjust your random sleep |
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| 11:19.09 | morsing | Leeds! |
| 11:27.38 | kraptv | Any of you played with NILFS under Linux? |
| 11:28.04 | kraptv | It seems very early to make legitimate use out of it... |
| 11:30.06 | morsing | ibot milf |
| 11:30.07 | ibot | [milf] a mom that you would want to apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 12:11.47 | mindbendr | why debian |
| 12:12.40 | mindbendr | ./configure --milf-enabled && make && make install |
| 12:12.42 | mindbendr | would be nicer. |
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| 12:20.57 | morsing | dick_turpin! |
| 12:21.09 | dick_turpin | morsing: :-) |
| 12:21.31 | Stephmw | mindbendr: sure, but that makes a mess |
| 12:24.25 | morsing | Beer |
| 12:27.39 | kraptv | Standing Room Only. |
| 12:28.26 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: :-P |
| 12:28.39 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin |
| 12:29.05 | morsing | sneezes on kraptv |
| 12:29.19 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Whats the game plan for today then? |
| 12:30.22 | bilarh_ | i thought a glass of wine maybe |
| 12:30.25 | bilarh_ | or maybe whine |
| 12:30.29 | bilarh_ | whine's less work for me |
| 12:31.00 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Due to excesive old age I dont drink during the day |
| 12:32.17 | bilarh_ | i wouldn't say 65 is excessive |
| 12:33.02 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Heres one for you |
| 12:33.19 | kjs | http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080904 |
| 12:33.40 | kraptv | so, kebab for lunch today, you think? |
| 12:33.45 | dick_turpin | Supplied a Tally DOT matrix about three months ago (Brand New) it had to come from Germany |
| 12:34.00 | dick_turpin | Anyway the rollers have started to perish |
| 12:34.38 | bilarh_ | kraptv: jesus christ that must have hurt :D |
| 12:34.45 | dick_turpin | The supplier says its not their problem as its out of their 3 mnth warranty |
| 12:34.57 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: three month warranty, are they nuts |
| 12:35.05 | dick_turpin | Tally want us to ship it back to Germany |
| 12:35.42 | dick_turpin | Tally also say they can get it fixed at the customers if they take out a £220 on-site maintenace |
| 12:35.58 | bilarh_ | bastards |
| 12:36.21 | dick_turpin | All I need is three or four f'ecking roller! Can I get them? |
| 12:36.50 | dick_turpin | Can I bollocks cause Tally dont do roller kits |
| 12:37.05 | bilarh_ | beautiful |
| 12:37.11 | bilarh_ | what a great way to piss customers off |
| 12:37.24 | kraptv | billarh: ?!?! |
| 12:37.50 | dick_turpin | Thing is what do you say to a customer who is eating up a ream of paper and getting half the ream to actually print? |
| 12:38.54 | bilarh_ | maybe buy it back off him and suggest a different manufacturer |
| 12:38.57 | bilarh_ | and let them know why |
| 12:39.04 | bilarh_ | if you can afford to take the hit |
| 12:40.08 | kjs | kebab for lunch |
| 12:40.11 | kjs | ergh |
| 12:40.14 | kjs | wrong |
| 12:40.23 | bilarh_ | if it's a proper kebab, i don't see anything wrong with it |
| 12:40.37 | dick_turpin | If only it was that simple its a special set up it has front and back sheet feeds (Which is unusual) plus specialy printed invoices they do 'massive' invoice runs |
| 12:40.52 | kjs | kebab is some thing with low quality meat in you eat when drunk ? |
| 12:41.03 | dick_turpin | I'm up to my neck in doggy doo doo all for the sake of 97p rollers! |
| 12:41.45 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: get a "spares" printer |
| 12:42.55 | dick_turpin | WTF should I it has 12 months mfu warranty, why shell out £600 odd quid for four or five rollers? |
| 12:43.04 | dick_turpin | whyTF |
| 12:43.28 | bilarh_ | yeah i know |
| 12:43.40 | bilarh_ | tell tally to piss off and sue their arse |
| 12:45.18 | dick_turpin | Suppliers in the IT trade are utter shits, they are like Banks, all over you when you want to buy but when there is a problem they do a Pontus pilate on you |
| 12:45.43 | morsing | LOL :D |
| 12:45.44 | morsing | "Dear all |
| 12:45.46 | morsing | NO NEED TO READ IF YOU ARE A LADY UNLESS YOU USE THE GENTS !! |
| 12:45.49 | morsing | Guys . for some strange reason the mechanical plugs in the sinks are being dismantled and left on top of mirrors |
| 12:45.52 | morsing | <PROTECTED> |
| 12:45.54 | morsing | If this is some kind of weird male mating ritual then can I have the details so I can join - or if it is just a bit of light-hearted fun can you stop doing it coz I have to pay to have them fixed. |
| 12:45.58 | morsing | I cant wait to get the emails justifying this . should be some of the best ever |
| 12:46.01 | morsing | Thanks |
| 12:46.03 | morsing | Pete |
| 12:46.06 | morsing | " |
| 12:46.50 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: that's suppliers in almost every trade, though |
| 12:47.46 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: I dunno would Dixons tell you to fuck off to Dyson if your hoover broke? I think not |
| 12:49.02 | dick_turpin | True I only offer 3 months on refurb stuff but at least I make that clear up front, when it comes to new its always 12 Months |
| 12:49.58 | kraptv | awww, kebabs is post drunkenness always? |
| 12:50.00 | z00dax | kjs: django ? thats a funny way to spell pilons |
| 12:50.15 | kraptv | this isn't doner meat kebab though. |
| 12:50.24 | z00dax | kjs: which is also a funny way to spell pylons |
| 12:50.30 | z00dax | kraptv: coming to linuxworld ? |
| 12:50.32 | kraptv | Kebab Kid seems like it's a different setup. |
| 12:50.38 | kraptv | z00dax: oh man, when is it?! |
| 12:50.51 | kraptv | z00dax: I'm speaking at PRACE tomorrow in Munich... |
| 12:51.02 | dick_turpin | z00dax: I was going to come but I'm skint |
| 12:51.12 | z00dax | dick_turpin: its free entry |
| 12:51.13 | kraptv | z00dax: some day I will meet you and buy you a beer and thank you for being so excellent |
| 12:51.33 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: doesn't it have to be 12 months by law |
| 12:51.34 | dick_turpin | z00dax: Is the train fare 'Free' too? |
| 12:51.53 | z00dax | dick_turpin: if you snuggle up with the right person the night before |
| 12:52.04 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Yeah 12 Months RTB (Return To Base) I.e. Germany!! |
| 12:52.07 | z00dax | kraptv: :) |
| 12:52.30 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: well send it to germany then |
| 12:52.43 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: although it sucks, for this particular issue |
| 12:52.51 | kraptv | z00dax: didn't linuxworld already happen? |
| 12:52.53 | dick_turpin | z00dax: See your worth a few bob you could drive up here, pick me up, take me down and bring me back :-) |
| 12:53.29 | kraptv | ahh linux e |
| 12:54.07 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Good idea, I make fuck all on 'tin' these days so lets stump up the delivery cost out of our own pcket and send it to Germany because the Customer aint gonna pay it are they? |
| 12:54.23 | dick_turpin | pocket |
| 12:54.31 | kraptv | I like the idea that LinuxWorld is becoming OpenSource World, I think it's reasonable and helpful for everyone. |
| 12:54.34 | z00dax | kraptv: yeah, something like that - linuxwordexpoliveinlondon |
| 12:54.37 | z00dax | i think thats the name! |
| 12:55.02 | kraptv | z00dax: I came from the city that hosted oscon. :-) |
| 12:55.20 | kraptv | not that I ever attended! |
| 12:55.46 | z00dax | humm i hope to travel there next year |
| 12:55.52 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: that is a rubbish warranty i agree |
| 12:55.58 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: have you spoken to their md?\ |
| 12:56.02 | z00dax | if i can save up enough to buy a ticket and the US decide its OK to give me a visa |
| 12:56.02 | bilarh_ | how large are they? |
| 12:57.14 | kraptv | z00dax: let me know if you need someone to host you. |
| 12:59.45 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Mate this has been going on for two days now, we've gone to another supplier for the rollers now they have started taking the piss "We need to know the exact rollers you want" F'king hell sell me the bloody lot I'll pick out the ones I want Jesus I hate people! |
| 13:00.36 | z00dax | kraptv: oh thanks. its still quite a way off so lets see how things pan out |
| 13:00.58 | z00dax | either oscon or ols + linuxworld. |
| 13:01.03 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: what a joke |
| 13:01.09 | z00dax | thats the plan for next year, and Fosdem - but thats almost local |
| 13:01.40 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Honest you have no idea this is what its like on my side of the fence pretty much every day |
| 13:01.58 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: get over on this side :) |
| 13:02.33 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: I wish I could but you've blabbed to everyone that I'm too old |
| 13:03.46 | bilarh_ | don't tell them that |
| 13:03.54 | bilarh_ | say you're mature and wise |
| 13:04.05 | bilarh_ | try to play down teh smell of stale piss |
| 13:05.04 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Its the colostomy bag thats the problem |
| 13:05.52 | bilarh_ | can't you dress it up like a pet dead cat or something? |
| 13:06.03 | bilarh_ | you need to be a bit of a weirdo to get a job as a unix admin anyway |
| 13:07.10 | z00dax | ok, time to get some more work done, bbl for more fun and frolic |
| 13:07.16 | z00dax | kraptv: enjoy the talk |
| 13:07.48 | kjs | is there a bank holiday soon ? |
| 13:07.57 | dick_turpin | TBH it shocks me that some of the people I know (Up here) have fairly important sysadmin roles (Leaving on one side the Unix part) |
| 13:08.26 | dick_turpin | z00dax: What time are you picking me up? |
| 13:08.51 | bilarh_ | kjs: yeah december 25'th |
| 13:14.02 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: it shocks me every day that someone will actually pay me to do what i do |
| 13:14.09 | bilarh_ | i mean i'm used to having to pay for internet access :P |
| 13:15.40 | bilarh_ | how is it fucking possible that a bleeding bloody banjo bolt costs 9 quid |
| 13:15.42 | bilarh_ | wtf |
| 13:15.43 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: If your job is anything like the guy who left here and went to be a sysadmin you must do next to nothing all day |
| 13:15.52 | bilarh_ | it's a bloody bolt, with a flipping hole through it |
| 13:16.02 | bilarh_ | actually, at the moment i've got a bit to do |
| 13:17.18 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Hm like looking for a Banjo bolt? |
| 13:20.24 | bilarh_ | yeah :D |
| 13:21.01 | kjs | haha |
| 13:23.01 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Oi clever clogs. There is a command to copy everything to the right (Or left) of the cursor isn't there? |
| 13:23.12 | bilarh_ | umm |
| 13:23.14 | bilarh_ | where? |
| 13:23.18 | bilarh_ | at the prompt? |
| 13:23.23 | dick_turpin | Yeah |
| 13:23.48 | bilarh_ | hmm i don'tknow.. if i want something to the right i just ctrl-k to cut it and ctrl-y to paste it in again |
| 13:24.41 | morsing | Beer |
| 13:25.12 | ChoHag | In emacs, C-k to the right, C-SPC C-a C-w to the left. |
| 13:25.20 | ChoHag | There may be a single keystroke, I'm not sure. |
| 13:25.45 | dick_turpin | Yeah I think thats it (My little 'Command' pocket book is at home) its OK someone is saying you need a complicated command to do it, why do people do that? simple is always best |
| 13:25.58 | bilarh_ | ch0hag: exactly, you have to mess about |
| 13:26.26 | bilarh_ | well, to be fair, ctrl-space ctrl-a ctrl-w isnt' that bad when you do it |
| 13:26.35 | ChoHag | Doesn't work in bash either. |
| 13:26.36 | bilarh_ | you get visual feedback so it dioesnt' feel that bad |
| 13:26.39 | bilarh_ | nah true |
| 13:26.46 | bilarh_ | unless you use shell.el in emacs :) |
| 13:26.59 | bilarh_ | but that sucks monkey pole, so don't do that |
| 13:27.44 | dick_turpin | I thought ony the dammed used emacs ;-) |
| 13:28.21 | bilarh_ | emacs is ace |
| 13:28.31 | bilarh_ | althoguh it's a bit heavy duty at times |
| 13:28.39 | bilarh_ | i'm using it less and less as i do less and less programming |
| 13:28.42 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Son of Satan |
| 13:28.46 | bilarh_ | hehe |
| 13:29.45 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: I used it once about 5 years ago, couldn't figure out how to get out of it ended up switching the machine off |
| 13:29.57 | bilarh_ | hehe |
| 13:30.10 | bilarh_ | are you really my dad? |
| 13:30.33 | bilarh_ | actually, i'm always impressed with my dads l33t sk1llz when i go home now |
| 13:30.39 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Still looking for him I see ;-) |
| 13:30.45 | bilarh_ | he's even managed to install a scanner and printer himself |
| 13:30.51 | bilarh_ | lol bastard :D |
| 13:31.01 | dick_turpin | Winblows? |
| 13:31.04 | bilarh_ | yeah |
| 13:31.14 | dick_turpin | Ah well that expalins it |
| 13:31.14 | bilarh_ | and he's managed to buy norton antivirus and install it etc |
| 13:31.45 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Fucking Norton? get it uninstalled and stick Nod32 on it |
| 13:32.10 | bilarh_ | nod? |
| 13:32.34 | bilarh_ | i don't know why he needs it to be honest, i'm suspecting he's jumped on a bandwagon and that's it |
| 13:32.41 | bilarh_ | he managed to install it, so he's sticking with it |
| 13:32.57 | bilarh_ | but he's come a long way actually... he used to be completely lost with everything computing wise |
| 13:33.03 | bilarh_ | he used to call me for hours and hours to get support |
| 13:33.09 | bilarh_ | but now he actually manages ok himself |
| 13:33.25 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Yeah I'm a reseller but you can get it direct ESET Nod32 http://www.eset.co.uk/ |
| 13:33.57 | antiphase | You could just use Linux |
| 13:34.16 | bilarh_ | omg, evil empire is such a brilliant album, even after all these years |
| 13:34.33 | dick_turpin | antiphase: You'd never get the scanner working ;-) |
| 13:34.35 | bilarh_ | (rage against the machines) |
| 13:34.59 | bilarh_ | antiphase: i don't want to scare him with firefox yet |
| 13:36.30 | kraptv | I ate some sort of strange thing |
| 13:36.38 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Knowing you might be his son is scarey enough |
| 13:36.45 | bilarh_ | kraptv: that is, mainly, what a kebab is, to be fair |
| 13:36.46 | antiphase | Scanners are bollocks anyway |
| 13:36.50 | kraptv | It was some sort of spiced mincemeat on a flat pita bread, folded in half |
| 13:37.03 | kraptv | and drank a coke with a pull-top and arabic writing on it. |
| 13:37.15 | dick_turpin | antiphase: I know they never bare the wight when trying to scan your bum |
| 13:37.19 | antiphase | You'll turn into a terrorist now |
| 13:37.43 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: or my balls... |
| 13:37.47 | dick_turpin | weight |
| 13:38.05 | kraptv | but there was no salad, and the meat did not come from weird rotatey sticks. |
| 13:38.05 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: High def needed for you then? |
| 13:38.09 | bilarh_ | and they don't quite fit on the scanner either, so i just end up scanning a quarter |
| 13:38.28 | bilarh_ | no i've got a very, very small scanner |
| 13:38.36 | dick_turpin | lol |
| 13:39.06 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: You been stroking yourself again with one of them 'bar' scanners? |
| 13:39.25 | bilarh_ | fyi, it's not that kind of bar |
| 13:40.25 | bilarh_ | man i really fancy going to Iceland for some weird reason |
| 13:41.49 | hali | i fancy a pint of harveys best bitter |
| 13:41.55 | kraptv | bilarh_: bankers there will shine your shoes! |
| 13:41.56 | bilarh_ | i don't quite know what it is, but it may be because all the wimmins are super fit and there's less men than women there so they're all really desperate |
| 13:42.11 | bilarh_ | yeah but they're apparently all terrorists, so i'm not sure if i dare to go |
| 13:42.14 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Its not worth it they wont give you you're money back |
| 13:42.34 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: no but seriously, you *need* to go there if you like fit women |
| 13:42.40 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: but if you're into men, don't bother |
| 13:43.12 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: why is it you always drag the conversations down into the filth? |
| 13:43.42 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Yeah thats it make out its my fault, coward |
| 13:44.24 | bilarh_ | i don't think filth is necessarily bad, of course :) |
| 13:47.14 | dick_turpin | The reason they are so fit is its too cold for blokes to make them end up looking mingers |
| 13:49.47 | bilarh_ | hehe good theory |
| 13:51.17 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Course if you go there that will be the second collaps they experiance! "Female populate banished to Uzbekistan for becoming soiled and looking like mingers" |
| 13:51.36 | dick_turpin | population |
| 13:52.39 | bilarh_ | if it's because of me going, i'm down with that |
| 13:53.18 | Blapto | http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=651337&rss=yes |
| 13:53.40 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Seeing as your stinking rich send me the train fare for Linux Expo |
| 13:54.22 | kjs | dick_turpin: where you traveling from |
| 13:54.52 | dick_turpin | Birmingham? Walsall would be better |
| 13:55.54 | Leeds | can you pay my travel costs too? |
| 14:01.10 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: i can't afford to go myself |
| 14:03.22 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Thats two of us up shit street then, see I knew we had something in common |
| 14:09.50 | bilarh_ | that, and being annoying |
| 14:13.35 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: See this face? Does it look bothered to you? |
| 14:19.46 | bilarh_ | no, but it does look annoying |
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| 14:21.04 | morsing | Mohan! |
| 14:22.27 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Thats a selling feature "FFS buy something from him perhaps he will go away" |
| 14:23.29 | bilarh_ | hehe |
| 14:35.55 | kjs | dont you hate those recorded msgs, "Congradulations you have won a holiday to Africa press 1 to claim now" |
| 14:36.26 | kjs | worse if you dont pick up it loops over and over in your voicemail. |
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| 15:06.00 | DiscordianUK | roughele@the-master.org huh |
| 15:06.16 | DiscordianUK | what brings you here? |
| 16:05.32 | morsing | Mohan! |
| 16:49.23 | mindbendr | good night. |
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| 17:21.12 | morsing | Mohan! |
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| 18:28.48 | morsing | Stephmw! |
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| 19:53.05 | morsing | Mohan! |
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| 19:59.04 | morsing | Mohan! |
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| 20:59.42 | morsing | Mohan! |
| 21:00.19 | Mohan | morsing: ? |
| 21:08.36 | DiscordianUK | newsflash : you both fail the Turning test |
| 21:10.35 | Mohan | DiscordianUK: whats a turning test? |
| 21:10.52 | DiscordianUK | err turing test |
| 21:11.57 | DiscordianUK | it's whether you can talk to something unseen and determine if they're an automaton |
| 21:12.38 | Mohan | and whos that you both refer to ? |
| 21:13.11 | DiscordianUK | you and morsing |
| 21:14.40 | Mohan | Morsing has been marked wrongly as fail i suppose |
| 21:15.00 | Mohan | he is the active member in this room all time |
| 21:15.25 | DiscordianUK | the mohan! stuff is a script |
| 21:15.49 | Mohan | yeah i was surprised to see that. |
| 21:16.28 | DiscordianUK | the-master.org, another dr who fan? |
| 21:19.32 | DiscordianUK | or just a pervert? |
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| 22:19.31 | kjs | http://www.break.com/index/how-to-turn-a-speeding-ticket-into-jail-time.html |
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