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| 07:24.33 | bilarh | really weird |
| 07:24.39 | bilarh | almost no traffic out today |
| 07:25.31 | Armand | Yeah.. I drank all the petrol. Sorry. |
| 07:30.40 | Mohan | morning! |
| 07:31.44 | Armand | morning.. :) |
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| 09:34.03 | mindbendr | morning |
| 09:34.16 | Armand | morning mindbendr. :) |
| 09:38.17 | silverraindog | mindbendr: morning |
| 09:59.32 | hali | slacky day at home |
| 09:59.48 | hali | spending some me time with my speakers :-) |
| 10:02.25 | hali | great, virgin broadband has started answering all invalid dns queries with their fucking search engine |
| 10:07.48 | Armand | O_O |
| 10:08.01 | hali | http://www.techwatch.co.uk/2009/08/19/virgin-media-handles-un-resolvable-dns-requests-with-adverts/ |
| 10:08.01 | Armand | That's gonna get annoying. |
| 10:08.10 | hali | there is an opt out, i've read the fine prints now :) |
| 10:08.45 | Armand | That's ok then.. I'm hoping to get a cable conn soon. |
| 10:09.19 | Mohan | I did notice it, but couldn't be bothered abt it. |
| 10:09.46 | Mohan | it looks similar to the opendns way of handling invalid dns queries |
| 10:11.53 | Armand | I nearly shit myself then... an article talking about a supposed BSkyB bid for VirginMedia.. but it's dated May '08. |
| 10:12.01 | silverraindog | hali: you on virgin media cable ? |
| 10:12.19 | silverraindog | hali: aah saw the link sorry |
| 10:22.22 | mindbendr | hali: ah that dns thing is annoying |
| 10:22.48 | mindbendr | O2's adsl modem becomes responsive in a daily basis |
| 10:22.54 | mindbendr | that annoys me like hell |
| 10:36.48 | yaMatt | unresponsive? |
| 10:37.55 | yaMatt | i wish my BT one would become responsive |
| 10:38.06 | hali | plus that v490 can probably be replaced by a t5120 or an ldom in a larger box |
| 10:38.43 | hali | wrong window :) |
| 10:46.42 | z00dax | 5120's are nice, not cheap though |
| 10:55.52 | hali | they're ok |
| 10:56.05 | hali | i got one free :) |
| 10:56.30 | hali | we got one on the sun-try-and-buy program, but we decided to order three t5140's instead but sun never picked up the old t5120 we have |
| 10:56.31 | z00dax | I am clearly not on the right mailing list :) |
| 10:56.39 | z00dax | ah |
| 10:57.13 | hali | it runs oracle though, which is a bit odd... but $bigboss thought we needed a t-series based oracle dev box for some reason |
| 10:57.20 | hali | oracle db that is |
| 10:57.34 | hali | not that we run oracle on t-series in prod or have any clients who do |
| 10:57.40 | hali | but hey, we needed one anyway |
| 10:59.21 | z00dax | future proofing |
| 10:59.34 | z00dax | btw, we saw a place in wapping last evening, is quite nice. |
| 11:00.17 | hali | its nice, but fairly 'dead' in the evenings |
| 11:00.29 | hali | i've moved to maida vale (close to westbourn park) |
| 11:11.35 | z00dax | we dont really want to move over from the East side, mainly since most of our friends are in kent. |
| 11:11.51 | z00dax | although, tbh we really should move out north, given that both of us work a stones through from kingsx |
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| 12:57.35 | dick_turpin | bilarh: What little nugget of wisdom do you have for us today? |
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| 13:02.32 | bilarh | dick_turpin: when using an old development version of mod_auth_ldap on an apache server, do not expect to be able to easily upgrade to mod_authnz_ldap using a new apache |
| 13:02.35 | bilarh | how's that? :) |
| 13:02.57 | dick_turpin | bilarh: very good, got anymore? |
| 13:03.41 | bilarh | not at present |
| 13:04.44 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Hm we will have to reconsider your retainer package as you seem to be failing in providing uplifting advice |
| 13:06.52 | dick_turpin | Anyone in the market for a Blade server C7000 system? |
| 13:07.47 | Armand | dick_turpin: Dare I ask... how much? |
| 13:08.14 | dick_turpin | 1 careful lady driver, used it of a Sunday to visit the local church |
| 13:08.39 | dick_turpin | Armand: Offers I'll get the list in a sec |
| 13:08.42 | Armand | Church.. ? In that case, I'm not interested and I bid you Good day. |
| 13:08.45 | Armand | :P |
| 13:09.46 | dick_turpin | Armand: And there goes another punter with Champagne tastes and lemonade pockets |
| 13:10.04 | Armand | :) |
| 13:10.39 | dick_turpin | ibot: hit bilarh |
| 13:10.40 | ibot | ACTION kicks bilarh. |
| 13:10.58 | Armand | ibot: Fart at dick_turpin |
| 13:10.58 | ibot | ACTION farts in at dick_turpin's general direction |
| 13:11.02 | Armand | ^_^ |
| 13:11.15 | dick_turpin | ibot: slap Armand |
| 13:11.16 | ibot | ACTION slaps Armand, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 13:11.29 | Armand | ibot: lick dick_turpin |
| 13:11.30 | ibot | ACTION licks dick_turpin *SHLUUURRRRPPP* |
| 13:11.48 | dick_turpin | Rats no xteddy :-( |
| 13:12.20 | dick_turpin | ibot: seen morsing |
| 13:12.23 | ibot | morsing <i=morsing@emil.morsing.cc> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 2d 2h 55m 18s ago, saying: 'wethrin!!!!!'. |
| 13:12.31 | dick_turpin | bwahahaha |
| 13:14.05 | Mohan | ibot: |
| 13:14.14 | Mohan | ibot: -h |
| 13:14.30 | Mohan | ibot: help |
| 13:14.45 | Mohan | how do i see all the options available in ibot ? |
| 13:14.55 | dick_turpin | Its a secret |
| 13:15.00 | Mohan | ibot: options |
| 13:15.14 | Mohan | ibot: help ibot |
| 13:15.52 | dick_turpin | hm I wonder |
| 13:15.59 | dick_turpin | ,cackle |
| 13:16.10 | Mohan | wonders if someone could tell him the secret. |
| 13:16.10 | dick_turpin | nope :-( |
| 13:16.19 | boudiccas | ibot: cackle |
| 13:16.19 | ibot | ACTION cackles |
| 13:16.30 | Mohan | ibot: die |
| 13:16.31 | ibot | ACTION takes two shots to the head and crumples to the ground, lifeless. |
| 13:16.35 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: hey honey how we doin? |
| 13:16.51 | boudiccas | hiyas, its the pub night for #KLUG tonight :) |
| 13:17.04 | boudiccas | time to get rat arsed again :)))) |
| 13:17.08 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Oh god you'll be pissed again then |
| 13:17.16 | boudiccas | hows you doing dick_turpin ? |
| 13:17.35 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: So so its a very slow Friday on all fronts |
| 13:17.55 | boudiccas | good, i dont like fast fridays, they creep up on me and surprise me |
| 13:18.23 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: A little surprise now and then keeps the blood pumping ;-) |
| 13:18.43 | dick_turpin | Boo! |
| 13:18.47 | Mohan | ibot: news |
| 13:18.47 | boudiccas | and boo to you too :) |
| 13:19.17 | Mohan | cpustats |
| 13:19.34 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Ooh you bugger I wasn't expecting that |
| 13:19.34 | boudiccas | i've got a little suprise for you dick_turpin , I'm pregnant ..... and you're the father |
| 13:19.54 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Cant be had me tubes cut :-) |
| 13:20.19 | boudiccas | you forgot about teh sperm donation prior to the snip didnt you? |
| 13:20.24 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: I'm now a Jaffa |
| 13:21.16 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: You been fly without a safety net again? |
| 13:21.18 | boudiccas | okay then, it wasnt you, but who could it be then. i cant remember, it was so long ago |
| 13:21.24 | dick_turpin | flying |
| 13:21.39 | Armand | ibot: kill dick_turpin |
| 13:21.40 | ibot | ACTION shoots a magneto-ionized quark gun at dick_turpin |
| 13:21.50 | Mohan | boudiccas: dna test could help you to figure out that. |
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| 13:22.07 | dick_turpin | It was bilarh its always bilarh |
| 13:22.58 | Mohan | ibot: boot |
| 13:22.59 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, boot is what you get when you act like a DalNet user, or #debian-boot |
| 13:23.21 | Armand | ibot: reboot |
| 13:23.22 | ibot | Not on your life cowboy :(, or are you using Window$? |
| 13:23.26 | Armand | :P |
| 13:23.27 | dick_turpin | Mohan: I see you figured it out then? |
| 13:23.37 | Mohan | dick_turpin: i do :) |
| 13:23.38 | Armand | ibot: BSOD |
| 13:23.39 | ibot | somebody said bsod was http://www.slime.com.tw/mail/mail5/ATT00013.jpg |
| 13:24.08 | dick_turpin | Mohan: Can you tell me then :-/ |
| 13:24.20 | Mohan | ibot: help |
| 13:24.26 | Mohan | it send a pm to you |
| 13:24.32 | Armand | ibot: Vista |
| 13:24.33 | ibot | well, vista is the suck |
| 13:24.35 | Mohan | and try the following commands it mentioned in the pm |
| 13:24.43 | Mohan | as simple as that. |
| 13:24.46 | Armand | ibot: Fedora |
| 13:24.47 | ibot | somebody said fedora was armand is <action> tells armand that becoming RHCP certified, is The One True Way to Supreme Linux Knowledge |
| 13:24.52 | Armand | O_O |
| 13:24.57 | dick_turpin | Mohan: Oh god its bad enough with boudiccas's hot pm's |
| 13:25.28 | dick_turpin | ibot help |
| 13:25.51 | Mohan | help action |
| 13:26.25 | boudiccas | teh only thin ghot about me nowadays is the git flushes i get |
| 13:26.29 | boudiccas | *hot |
| 13:26.35 | Mohan | ibot: cycle |
| 13:26.35 | ibot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 13:26.40 | Mohan | :( |
| 13:28.01 | boudiccas | lets try again shall we ........ |
| 13:28.22 | boudiccas | the only thing hot about me nowadays is the hot flushes that i get |
| 13:28.27 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Blimey you pissed alraedy? Its only 2.30 |
| 13:28.37 | dick_turpin | already |
| 13:28.38 | Leeds | git flushes? |
| 13:29.16 | boudiccas | just getting rid of the gits round me :) |
| 13:29.17 | dick_turpin | ibot: boudiccas has git flushes |
| 13:29.49 | Leeds | ibot boudiccas |
| 13:29.50 | ibot | [boudiccas] the former queen of the icini, or round and mild |
| 13:29.58 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Is that German for Good flushes by any chance? |
| 13:30.04 | Armand | ibot: Armand |
| 13:30.10 | Armand | ¬_¬ |
| 13:30.11 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips today, i'm saving it all up for tonight :) |
| 13:30.24 | Mohan | ibot: Mohan |
| 13:31.02 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, i dont know enough german to say :( |
| 13:31.16 | DiscordianUK | german for good is gute |
| 13:31.37 | dick_turpin | ibot: Armand is a cheeky bugger |
| 13:31.38 | ibot | dick_turpin: okay |
| 13:31.47 | dick_turpin | Armand: Try now :-) |
| 13:32.19 | Mohan | ibot: Armand |
| 13:32.20 | ibot | i guess armand is a cheeky bugger |
| 13:32.31 | dick_turpin | ibot: yaMatt is a pain in the backside |
| 13:32.31 | ibot | okay, dick_turpin |
| 13:33.23 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: What time is the meeting? |
| 13:33.57 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, 1930 or when you arrive in the pub |
| 13:34.47 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: I presume like most women you are starting to get ready now then as it always takes em forever ;-) |
| 13:34.48 | boudiccas | and it finishes when you leave or the pub closes for the night |
| 13:35.21 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, you're watching me arent you? i've just washed my hair and am letting it dry atm |
| 13:36.09 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: You know I was really tempted to say something then visa vee hair ;-) |
| 13:36.44 | boudiccas | go on then, i'm game for a laugh |
| 13:37.07 | Mohan | ibot: slashdot |
| 13:37.17 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Nope I'm too much of a gentleman |
| 13:37.33 | bilarh | damn ldap authentication |
| 13:37.53 | bilarh | anyone played around with group membership requirements and mod_authnz_ldap ? |
| 13:38.06 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, now theres a rarity! you dont see many gentleman about nowadays |
| 13:38.10 | Armand | dick_turpin: Harhar.. ^_^ |
| 13:38.17 | bilarh | i can get a user authentication to work, but as soon as i add a require ldap-group xxx it fails |
| 13:38.57 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Yeah I know we are a dieing bread |
| 13:40.24 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, a dieing bread? whats that?? like a french loaf then??? |
| 13:41.10 | dick_turpin | bwahaha thats cos some idiot was telling what was in their sandwich hahaha |
| 13:41.15 | dick_turpin | breed |
| 13:41.33 | boudiccas | no thanks, i have no wish to breed |
| 13:42.18 | dick_turpin | yogurt and mustard on ham euw I ask you |
| 13:42.36 | DiscordianUK | Sounds nice |
| 13:43.17 | dick_turpin | ibot: slap DiscordianUK |
| 13:43.17 | ibot | ACTION slaps DiscordianUK, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
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| 13:43.31 | boudiccas | sounds disgusting! yogurt and mustard dont mix |
| 13:43.42 | Mohan | ibot: logout |
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| 13:53.42 | DiscordianUK | likes strange food |
| 14:26.32 | yaMatt | thanks dick_turpin :P |
| 14:28.33 | dick_turpin | yaMatt: You're welcome |
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| 15:18.07 | cpufreak | hali: you there? |
| 15:18.15 | cpufreak | have you played with the EDITION stuff in oracle? |
| 15:24.00 | DiscordianUK | Do you mean Oracle-XE? |
| 15:32.04 | cpufreak | No. |
| 15:32.24 | cpufreak | its a new thing in 11G R2 which allows you to do hot upgrades and shit |
| 15:33.55 | DiscordianUK | ahh I've not touched that |
| 15:34.00 | cpufreak | their docs point to a broken link though |
| 15:34.03 | cpufreak | for configuing jdbc |
| 15:34.12 | DiscordianUK | oh dear |
| 15:48.26 | hali | cpufreak: EDITION? |
| 15:48.37 | hali | ah no |
| 15:48.43 | hali | not yet, 11g had some of that |
| 15:48.50 | hali | at least if you ran rac you could do a rolling upgrade |
| 15:49.07 | hali | and that works like a charm in the tests ive done |
| 15:49.18 | hali | we dont run 11g in prod yet, 11gr2 will be in prod by xmas probably |
| 16:00.44 | cpufreak | we can't run RAC for this |
| 16:00.45 | cpufreak | it doesn't scale |
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| 16:22.47 | ChoHag | What dousn't scale? 'this' or rac? |
| 16:36.40 | cpufreak | RAC |
| 16:38.47 | ChoHag | I thought its scalability was its whole point. |
| 16:49.51 | cpufreak | no |
| 16:49.54 | cpufreak | making oracle money is its point |
| 16:50.41 | cpufreak | RAC allows you to 'scale' sideways, but the RAC tax (node intercommunication, overhead etc) means you need at least twice as many machines |
| 16:51.05 | ChoHag | Well that's a given (making money). |
| 17:00.07 | mindbendr | have a good weekend all |
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| 21:38.47 | mtd | anybody heard if equinix's data centre in slough is full? |
| 21:50.30 | jpds | Looks like they're opening a new open? |
| 21:55.02 | jpds | one* |
| 21:57.17 | mtd | LD5 IIUC |
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