IRC log for #gllug on 20090916

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07:46.55ChoHagOooh LDAP is being helpful again.
07:47.08ChoHagfailed to bind to LDAP server ldap://ldap.monnsta.net:389: Connect error: Success
08:13.20antiphaseLDAP is for bummers
08:20.49AlexI love ldap.
08:22.13ChoHagI love its error messages.
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08:27.37AlexI love the chosen one.
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09:11.57ChoHagThe first Christmas advert has dropped through our letterbox.
09:15.38bilarhw00t, i've upgraded to 1998 spec on my computer
09:15.46bilarhi now have video *AND* sound :D
09:53.02ChoHagWhat? Simultaneously?
09:53.05gregjChoHag: welcome to capitalist's world
10:05.23bilarhbloody hell, i need to get a diesel
10:05.32bilarhso far this month, bearing in mind it's the 16th
10:05.36bilarhso half way only
10:05.40bilarhi've spent 346 quid on petrol
10:06.12mindbendryou must be travelling a lot
10:06.22mindbendrtry to stay in the home for a couple of weeks :D
10:06.36bilarhi go to work a lot :(
10:06.46bilarhno wonder i'm always broke
10:07.15antiphaseI've done 1200 miles and not spent that much on high-octane juice
10:07.29antiphasein the last 3 weeks that is
10:07.36LeedsI probably spend under 300 quid per year on commuting to/from work
10:07.46ChoHagGet a bike.
10:07.52antiphasewalks to work
10:07.59ChoHagMotored or otherwise.
10:08.02LeedsI walk or get the tram - which is 15p each way
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10:09.02bilarhjust going to work and back makes about 1500 miles a month
10:09.18antiphaseIn some sill non-commuting car I expect
10:09.32bilarhin the subaru
10:09.32antiphases/(sill)/\1y/
10:09.51antiphaseYou want some nice modern diesel that does 60+mpg
10:09.53bilarhhmm, maybe a 390bhp subaru isn't the best commuting choice out there
10:09.57bilarhyeah exactly
10:10.11bilarhrealistically, i get about 25mpg from the subaru
10:10.23bilarhit's not brilliant on fuel, i'll admit that
10:10.44antiphaseI get 20mpg from my wagon, which is why it's not for commuting
10:11.17antiphaseThat said, I once used to drive 300 miles a week in a petrol Land Rover that did 17mpg. Not my most sensible choice
10:12.17bilarhi've been doing this commute for roughly a year now
10:12.32bilarhand it's not just the petrol either
10:12.38bilarhnow looking at 500 quid for four new tyres
10:12.39bilarhetc etc
10:12.41bilarhbastards
10:13.29antiphaseknocks on bilarh's head
10:13.41bilarhwho's there?
10:13.55cpufreak500quid for 4 tyres?
10:13.59cpufreakbloody hell that's cheap
10:14.10cpufreakwhat are they? 13" rims or something?
10:14.24bilarh225/45/17 eagle f1's
10:14.41cpufreakwhich F1?
10:14.48bilarhgoodyears
10:14.50cpufreakthe asymettric, or the gsd3
10:14.51cpufreakyes
10:14.52cpufreak<PROTECTED>
10:14.53antiphaseFRom the Wan-fuk Tire Co.
10:14.53bilarhthe asymetric ones
10:15.00cpufreakoh they're not so bad then
10:15.41antiphaseExcept when you get part-worns from a scrapyard
10:16.11bilarhhaving said that, the current f1's i have on now lasted for four years, so not terrible
10:17.05cpufreakthat's scary
10:17.16cpufreaktyres degrade over time
10:17.25bilarhi know, they're slippery++ now :D
10:17.28antiphaseHow do you get such shit fuel economy while not wearing out the tyres?
10:17.37bilarhmotorway driving, i suppose
10:17.49cpufreakis it really short geared or something?
10:17.52bilarhand also, before this year, the subaru did about 3000 miles per year
10:17.57antiphaseI'd have thought the 4wd would much the tyres a bit as well
10:18.04antiphaseMUNCH
10:18.07bilarh23k on the f1's now
10:18.09antiphasegets a new keyboard
10:18.15cpufreakuse the clackity one
10:23.53mindbendrI spend 4 hours on the public transportation, I think it's more that what I spend at home
10:24.08mindbendr*more than
10:26.20cpufreakwhy not just move closer to work?
10:26.33cpufreakmy commute is a 35mins walk, or 20mins combined walk+bus
10:26.50cpufreakor about 5mins in the car if I'm lazy
10:27.44mindbendrcpufreak: I live with a close friend which I get along very well
10:27.59mindbendrcpufreak: and I don't wanna pay 1000+ pound for a stupid flat
10:28.21mindbendror share with someone I don't know
10:31.01cpufreakmaybe if you learnt to speak correct english you'd be happy spending 1000quid/month.
10:31.15cpufreak11:28 < mindbendr> cpufreak: I live with a close friend which I get along very well
10:31.19cpufreakwould be better written as
10:32.50bilarhcpufreak: speaking of grammar... is it 'dickhead' or 'dick head'?
10:33.04mindbendrcpufreak: I still can't see the error in my sentence?
10:33.05cpufreak< mindbendr> cpufreak: I live with a close friend with whom I get very well.
10:33.06mindbendrah
10:33.19cpufreakand
10:33.21cpufreak11:28 < mindbendr> cpufreak: and I don't wanna pay 1000+ pound for a stupid flat
10:33.27cpufreakwould be better written as
10:33.57mindbendrcpufreak: do you speak any other foreign language?
10:34.05cpufreakactually t hat one is not to bad
10:34.10cpufreaks/to/too/
10:34.17bilarh'whom i get very well'?
10:34.21bilarhwhat does that even mean? :P
10:34.32cpufreakmeh, I left the along out.
10:34.37cpufreakyes I speak french, german, a little dutch
10:34.59mindbendrcpufreak: so you should know how impolite you are :)
10:36.21cpufreakI would  have thought you would appreciate a little advice, on how to improve your English
10:36.29mindbendrcpufreak: I would actually
10:37.02mindbendrcpufreak: if you would just correct it rather than saying `you'd be happy spending 1000quid/month`
10:37.11bilarhstarts whinging about these bloody ungrateful foreigners who don't know how good they have it :(
10:37.13mindbendrwhat does it have to with what I said?
10:37.45bilarhcoming here, stealing the jobs and the council housing
10:37.52bilarhand the white lightning :(
10:38.06mindbendr*to do with what said
10:38.13cpufreakmindbendr: what I was meaning is that generally to further your career a useful fluency in the local language is advantageous
10:39.09mindbendrcpufreak: I try to speak more carefully at work, no need to worry, but thanks for the advise.
10:39.51antiphaseadvice :P
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11:04.52ChoHagWhy does everybody who writes about Ukraine call it 'The Ukraine'?
11:05.26ChoHagYou don't here anybody referring to 'The France' or 'The India'.
11:05.57ChoHaghear
11:06.36cpufreakforce of habit. same reason that the kings road, is referred to as the kings road
11:06.46cpufreakwhere as oxford street is just referred to as oxford street
11:07.42cpufreakI almost killed a septic, who said 'oh yeah I'm standing on the junction  between kings, and sydney'
11:07.45antiphaseThe French refer to their country as "La France" aiui
11:07.51cpufreakI had no idea what she meant
11:08.05ChoHagantiphase: That's in French though, not English.
11:08.30cpufreakturns out she meant she was on the corner of the Kings Road and Sydney street
11:11.36antiphaseOH MY GOD!
11:11.48ChoHagYes?
11:11.57cpufreakI think antiphase was emulating an american
11:12.03cpufreakTotally
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12:17.58mtdwhatever
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12:18.41haliyeah man
12:18.50bilarhsafe
12:18.57Armandinnit!
12:19.01Armand?_?
12:19.21dick_turpinmy bad
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12:34.46ArmandDiscordianUK!
12:35.39DiscordianUKGood afternoon
12:35.48ArmandDafternoon. :)
12:35.50gregjhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/8257925.stm
12:35.51ArmandHow's you?
12:35.58gregjthey could have done same thing pretty much across uk
12:36.15DiscordianUKNot too good
12:36.17ArmandThey have been..
12:36.25DiscordianUKYourself?
12:36.37ArmandThere have been quite a few cuts in Middlesex authorities.
12:36.48ArmandNah.. I haven't had a job in years. :P
12:39.17DiscordianUKNor I sadly
12:39.44ArmandAbout 6 years for me.. O_O
12:39.49ArmandFuck..
12:39.51Armand>_<
13:00.26antiphaseNow I know where my tax dollars are going
13:00.55dick_turpinAnd now the weather report from the Midlands: Mild sunshine, slight/minimal breeze reasonable cloud
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14:18.05bilarhlol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuPseJ7JRo  
14:19.51ArmandO_O
14:19.56ArmandWTF was he doing??!?!
14:20.05ArmandAlthough it's a boxster.. so LOL!!
14:20.58ArmandBoxster S.. no less. :P
14:21.02bilarhi mean i've almost been rammed by a bus before (dick_turpin, stand easy!), but this is somethign else :)
14:21.39ArmandIt's class.. every boxster owner deserves the same. ^_^
14:22.36bilarhi like boxters
14:22.48bilarhi'd have an s if i could afford to run it
14:22.53dick_turpinbilarh: Oh rammed I thought you said rimmed
14:22.54ArmandYuk
14:23.03bilarhdick_turpin: :P
14:23.12ArmandIt's a tosser's porsche..
14:23.27ArmandAt least get a Cayman, it looks better.
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14:24.03ArmandOh, and has the bigger, better engine
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14:34.22ArmandPlate number: RY55 UTK. LOL!
14:45.23cpufreakerm no.
14:45.29cpufreakcayman and boxster have same engines.
14:46.07cpufreakboth are good cars, neither are as good as an M3 though,
14:46.19ArmandI thought Boxster = 3.2max, Cayman = 3.4max.
14:46.20Armand?
14:46.24bilarharmand: that's like saying an mx-5 is just a girls car, when in actual reality, yes you look gay driving it, but it's brilliant fun as well
14:46.41cpufreakArmand: no. It was the case for about 6 months
14:46.44cpufreakwhen the cayman just launched
14:46.54Armandbilarh: I wouldn't cuss an MX-5, except the new model, which is fugly.
14:47.00Armandcpufreak: Okies.
14:47.13cpufreakthat new MX-5 speedster thing looks awesome though
14:47.18Armandpukes
14:47.52bilarhmx5 for the win, imo... underpowered, but less than 1000kg as well :)
14:50.18bilarhthe only problem is, that it's so small that if it's caged you almost have to drive with a helmet on all the time
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14:57.46cpufreakany caged car really needs to be driven with a helmet on
15:01.15bilarhyeah
15:01.24bilarhthat's why i'm contemplating getting a b+e license
15:01.31bilarhso i could trailer it to track days instead
15:14.58antiphaseYou young noobs without proper licences
15:15.14bilarh:(
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15:18.11cpufreakyou can pull a trailer with a normal license
15:18.32antiphaseDepends
15:19.15antiphaseIf you passed your driving test after Jan 1st 1997, you don't automagically get the B+E entitlement, so you can only tow up to 750kg
15:19.27antiphaseiirc
15:20.03bilarhno it depends on the train weight
15:20.14antiphaseYou have to do some shitbag trailer test to make sure you don't drive over kerbs and pedestrians, and can reverse it
15:20.15bilarhyou're allowed up to 3500kg total train weight
15:20.40bilarh750kg is unbraked trailer
15:20.41antiphaseThe trailer weight limit for B licences is 3500kg, with a gross train weight of 8250kg
15:21.03bilarhthats the b+e license, right?
15:21.12antiphaseTrailers over 750kg must be braked and not exceed the towing capacity of the vehicle it's behind, but trailers of less than 750kg can also be braked if you want
15:21.22cpufreakhrm
15:21.23cpufreakoops
15:21.28cpufreakI've towed cars, and horses and stuff
15:21.30cpufreakand big boats
15:21.37bilarhyou can tow horses
15:21.39bilarhusually
15:21.44bilarhdepending on what you're towing with
15:21.48antiphaseDepends if it's a Clydesdale
15:21.49cpufreakno, my horses were ~500KG Each
15:22.20bilarhman size horses :P
15:22.24cpufreakI'm pretty sure my old northern ireland license had the B+E entitlement
15:22.33cpufreakbut obviously when I transferred ot a UK one, I lost it
15:22.34cpufreakhow gay
15:22.44antiphaseI have it because I'm old
15:23.18antiphaseYou can all pay me to tow stuff
15:24.05dick_turpinOoh I think I have C1 B+E D1 C1+E D1+E
15:24.53Armandonly has a provisional. :P
15:25.14cpufreakyeh cat B in NI is different
15:25.21cpufreakdue to farmers pulling pigs around and stuff
15:27.00antiphaseIn England, the pigs pull you
15:27.23cpufreakfucking pigs
15:28.07antiphaseI saw a rozzer with a speed gun at the weekend. First time for ages, since they planted speed cameras everywhere
15:28.38antiphaseFortunately I was driving conservatively at the time
15:31.19antiphaseblows bilarh away in a cloud of dust
15:32.30dick_turpinWe have some bushes they love to hide behind trouble is everyone knows they hide there
15:34.20cpufreakthere were loads of the cunts on the M23 on sunday
15:40.06dick_turpincpufreak: Please don't tell bilarh he'll be driving up and down the M23 now looking for them
15:40.27cpufreakhe'll end up in jail if he does
15:41.08dick_turpinNow there's a thought
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19:58.04ChoHag"Hell if I take Viagra it's just to keep me from rolling out of bed."
20:25.27gregjhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fl718QO_xQ&feature=player_embedded
20:25.29gregjbilliant
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