00:06.17 | gregj | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRnKmmMoXBo |
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09:32.39 | ChoHag | Hooray for unsecured wireless networks. |
10:13.47 | wethrin | Are you stealing whiffy? |
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10:21.14 | hali | morning |
10:24.32 | ChoHag | Me? |
10:24.32 | ChoHag | No! |
10:24.38 | wethrin | good |
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10:56.39 | morsing | ~seen mozrat |
10:56.41 | ibot | mozrat <n=sm@194.203.40.135> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 184d 16m 1s ago, saying: ''allo'. |
10:56.46 | morsing | :( |
10:56.49 | morsing | ~seen leeds |
10:56.50 | ibot | leeds <n=richardc@n219078058023.netvigator.com> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 1d 9h 33m 3s ago, saying: 'and one which I'm sure was taken with at least the tacit approval of US officials'. |
10:57.07 | morsing | What a closing statement |
10:57.43 | morsing | :( |
10:57.53 | morsing | hali: Why did flips_and_rails leave? |
11:01.49 | bilarh_ | hmm |
11:01.56 | bilarh_ | i'm thinking of converting my lathe to "cnc" :) |
11:02.02 | bilarh_ | i wonder how hard it would be |
11:03.29 | wethrin | Buy buying a new one? :) |
11:03.35 | bilarh_ | hehe no :) |
11:03.37 | bilarh_ | stepper motors :) |
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11:19.20 | morsing | flips_and_rails! |
11:21.28 | morsing | AndyMillar: Can I have a nap? |
11:22.03 | morsing | londo_: Where's AndyMillar? |
11:25.49 | AndyMillar | is here! |
11:30.12 | morsing | :D |
11:30.15 | morsing | nuzzles AndyMillar |
11:32.46 | AndyMillar | snuggles morsing o/ |
11:45.03 | bilarh_ | check out the last pic: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2807236/More-snow-means-more-chaos-across-UK.html |
11:45.27 | bilarh_ | ignore the first picture of a subaru stuck in the snow, it's a photoshop job |
11:58.12 | antiphase | Ha ha at crashed Range Rover |
12:06.58 | ChoHag | http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8428097.stm |
12:07.07 | ChoHag | A bit old. |
12:09.30 | ChoHag | "It was a nice way to finish for Christmas, though I think some of the rescued passengers didn't realise they'd even been travelling on a steam train until they got off." |
12:09.48 | ChoHag | Shows how fast we normally go these days with our new-fangled technotrains. |
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12:14.46 | dick_turpin | Afternoon All |
12:23.36 | morsing | dick_turpin! |
12:24.01 | dick_turpin | morsing: You're back then? |
12:24.28 | morsing | No |
12:24.37 | dick_turpin | Good |
12:32.27 | dick_turpin | wethrin: You a dole queue boy yet? |
12:34.29 | morsing | dick_turpin: Beer |
12:34.59 | dick_turpin | morsing: Turnip soup |
12:37.27 | morsing | dick_turpin: I take it you're going to FOSDEM? |
12:38.12 | dick_turpin | Er 1. I'm not a Fedora user. 2. I'm poor |
12:40.55 | dick_turpin | ? What's Fedora got to do with it? Dunno, I think I need a break |
12:40.56 | morsing | dick_turpin: WTF?! |
12:45.04 | wethrin | dick_turpin: Not yet! |
12:45.10 | wethrin | Give me until the end of the month |
12:45.54 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Cant wait ;-) |
12:45.59 | wethrin | heh |
12:46.36 | morsing | Beer |
12:47.08 | dick_turpin | Wild boar |
12:47.38 | bilarh_ | wild boar beer |
12:47.48 | bilarh_ | or bear |
12:47.49 | bilarh_ | up to you |
12:47.56 | bilarh_ | if you had a bear, you could do this: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2807236/More-snow-means-more-chaos-across-UK.html |
12:47.59 | bilarh_ | no not that one, damnit |
12:48.16 | bilarh_ | this one: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10434561-1.html |
12:48.48 | wethrin | So, looking at the photo of the crashed range rover..... |
12:48.56 | wethrin | The road looks okay, so the driver must've been a cock |
12:49.36 | morsing | bilarh_: Where's the Subaru? |
12:49.44 | wethrin | "One woman was ticked off by cops for driving with her windscreen covered in snow" |
12:49.51 | wethrin | Screen scrapers are NOT EXPENSIVE |
12:49.57 | wethrin | Like, a pound |
12:50.00 | morsing | People who crashes in snow are always cocks |
12:50.21 | bilarh_ | morsing: the first "Snowed in ... car at Hartley Wintney, Hants" is a subaru impreza |
12:50.28 | bilarh_ | 1999 - 2000 model |
12:50.30 | wethrin | not always.... |
12:51.08 | morsing | bilarh_: Doesn't look like it |
12:51.19 | bilarh_ | yes it does |
12:51.46 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Had fun about an hour ago trying to get an idiot to understand the difference between Warranty and Maintenance "No you cheapskate its a software issue you'll have to pay! And stop writhing on the floor you're not fooling anyone" |
12:51.49 | morsing | wethrin: Also, remove surplus letters from my sentence |
12:52.38 | wethrin | dick_turpin: You need to find a new job |
12:53.12 | dick_turpin | wethrin: No one will have me :-( |
12:53.52 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Is this you? http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8690 |
12:56.43 | wethrin | MY EYES |
12:56.45 | wethrin | You bastard! |
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12:57.58 | dick_turpin | Hahaha |
12:58.11 | dick_turpin | http://www.youdrivewhat.com/ |
13:02.10 | dick_turpin | morsing: I found a shot of you http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8717 |
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13:11.24 | morsing | gethoper! |
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13:25.17 | morsing | gethoper! |
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13:30.01 | morsing | gethoper! |
14:21.41 | kjs | what looks best, www.netzensolutions.com or www.netzenit.com ? |
14:24.21 | morsing | kjs: First |
14:24.51 | z00dax | morsing: check it |
14:25.10 | morsing | z00dax: Beer |
14:25.37 | z00dax | in a few hours |
14:32.53 | dick_turpin | I love that 'Pay as you go' support I may have to pinch that wording most of our customers are too thick to understand T&M |
14:33.16 | bilarh_ | what's t&m? |
14:33.31 | boudiccas | time and motion |
14:33.36 | bilarh_ | is it related to something else &m? |
14:33.37 | bilarh_ | oh |
14:33.52 | bilarh_ | i'm too thick to be a customer of dick_turpin's then :) |
14:34.11 | dick_turpin | shakes his fist menacingly at bilarh_ |
14:34.20 | bilarh_ | wets his pants |
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14:42.35 | kjs | some of our clients then say "Does that mean we just pay for support as we use it?" |
14:45.51 | dick_turpin | TBH It might be an idea to have say £100 Pay as you go type top ups. PAG without any money up front is a bit pointless |
14:57.25 | morsing | Armand! |
14:57.28 | morsing | Leeds! |
14:57.32 | morsing | Leeds: How are you? |
14:58.54 | Armand | morsing! |
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15:41.14 | morsing | ChoHag! |
16:49.03 | dick_turpin | Its official we now have pretty bad fog! Yippee |
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22:07.23 | mozrat | Howdy |
22:08.25 | Armand | Hiya |
22:08.59 | mozrat | Any bash gurus around? :-) |
22:10.10 | Armand | maybe.. |
22:10.12 | Armand | not me.. |
22:10.14 | Armand | :P |
22:10.22 | mozrat | Unfortunately me either... |
22:10.34 | mozrat | Anyway - how are you, is #gllug busy these days? |
22:10.40 | Armand | tried in ##linux ? |
22:10.48 | Armand | or /list bash* ? |
22:11.53 | mozrat | Nope, will do though |
22:13.40 | sabinef72 | mozrat: mozzieeeeeeeeee |
22:13.46 | mozrat | Yo yo! |
22:13.52 | mozrat | Hi Sabine! |
22:14.23 | sabinef72 | happy new year dear |
22:14.33 | mozrat | And to you also |
22:14.44 | mozrat | I'm still in the office - time to go home probably :-) |
22:15.07 | AndyMillar | mozrat: what've you broken? |
22:15.13 | wethrin | yo |
22:15.16 | AndyMillar | though the bash I tend to come out with can be scary |
22:15.22 | wethrin | how's stuff, mozrat? |
22:15.33 | mozrat | Hi wethrin - all good |
22:15.43 | mozrat | is going to mail the mailing list |
22:16.30 | AndyMillar | be quick, I'm interested now |
22:16.31 | AndyMillar | :) |
22:16.46 | mozrat | OK |
22:16.54 | mozrat | My Bash output is "Message: Available bandwidth to 172.27.2.5 is 1.219 Mbps" |
22:17.03 | mozrat | so my script captures the string 1.219 |
22:17.18 | mozrat | Quick bash recipe to store it in kbps |
22:17.33 | mozrat | as Solarwinds monitoring is rounding me down to 1 each time which give me a rather flat graph |
22:18.48 | mozrat | just needs the math part, rather than splitting the string or anything else |
22:21.40 | AndyMillar | well, you could do something like VAR=1.219 ; echo $(echo ${VAR}*1024 | bc ) |
22:23.28 | mozrat | Message: Available bandwidth to 172.27.2.5 is 1.424 Mbps |
22:23.28 | mozrat | Statistic: 1458.176 |
22:24.25 | AndyMillar | looks about right :) |
22:25.01 | mozrat | Is there a nicer way to round down 1458.176 to a whole number (rather than splitting on the . ) |
22:25.24 | AndyMillar | why do you want to, Solarwinds will do that for you |
22:26.22 | mozrat | Doesn't appear to be at the moment, although I've only just configured this template |
22:26.35 | mozrat | anyway..... I'm going to go home and drink beer |
22:26.39 | mozrat | thanks AndyMillar |
22:27.17 | DiscordianUK | Well usually you round up from .5 and down if it's below |
22:27.22 | DiscordianUK | That's what I was taught |
22:35.27 | AndyMillar | echo $(echo -e "${VAR}\n1024\n*\n0.5\n+\n1\n/p" | dc) |
22:35.30 | AndyMillar | mozrat: try that :) |
22:35.57 | mozrat | AndyMillar, will do |
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