IRC log for #gllug on 20100617

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05:03.00Leedschicken, veggie curry, subway, supermarket deli counter... the options for lunch are just mind-blowing!
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11:35.43dick_turpinAfternoon all
11:44.17dick_turpinwethrin: Who do I email about my not being able to post to the list? I've checked blacklists, ISP
11:44.51wethrintalk to jason
11:45.27dick_turpinwethrin: Are you ready for this then?
11:45.41dick_turpinHello Jason I cant send mails to the list
11:46.02dick_turpinDon't fink dat's gonna work ;-)
11:47.21dick_turpinWho's Jason? Surname? /nick? email?
11:47.51wethrinJason Clifford. Runs UKFSN
11:47.57wethrinnone of your mails are in the moderation queue
11:48.17dick_turpin:'(
12:09.43antiphaseAll your mail are belong to us
12:15.09dick_turpinAll hail antiphase the mail king of east Grinstead
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14:01.11zplinuxhi all
14:01.29zplinuxcan anyone help me with mysql master - master and IP alias?
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14:34.10AndyMill1rrecognises words but makes no sense
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14:37.55boudiccaszplinux, why not just ask your question and see what replies you get?
14:39.40dick_turpinNo sugar in mine thanks
14:40.24bilarhpokes dick_turpin with his stick
14:40.36boudiccasdick_turpin, are you on a diet? 'no sugar' indeed!!!!
14:40.56dick_turpinbilarh: I'm Mr ratty today
14:41.14boudiccasdick_turpin, PMS?
14:42.30bilarhboudiccas: given he's about 530 years old, i'm gonna go for menopausal symptoms
14:42.40dick_turpinEmail--Gllug-->fail
14:47.56ArmandHiyaz. :)
14:50.07dick_turpinboudiccas: Have you got sun down there?
14:50.42boudiccasyes
14:51.11bilarhi've got loads of cloud
14:51.51boudiccasleastways we did about an hour ago when i cracked open the front door to check on the gate
14:52.32DiscordianUKIt's pretty sunny here in Halifax and about 20C
14:53.16dick_turpinDiscordianUK: Nice we was 25c at 12.00pm
14:53.51DiscordianUK20C is much better for me than 25C is
14:53.56dick_turpinStill clear skies temperature has dropped though
14:54.17bilarhi'm so bored
14:54.20DiscordianUKI spent 3 days in hospital when we had 25C here last week
14:54.24boudiccassuntan weather then, so watch out for your head dick_turpin mind it doesn t get sunburnt
14:54.24bilarhand i've got a box cutting knife on the table
14:54.32bilarhsomeone lend me a bath tub for the afternoon?
14:54.57dick_turpinbilarh: Blimey is it 10 years already?
14:55.06bilarhhuh?
14:55.28dick_turpin10 year bath interval smelly
14:55.31boudiccasbilarh, you could have mine once you've emptied out the cola thats stored in it for the fire
14:55.38boudiccas*coal
14:55.53bilarhboudiccas: i was gonna say  :D
14:56.02boudiccaslol
14:57.54ArmandAnyone near Liverpool Street today?
14:58.17Leedssorry, no
14:58.38dick_turpinBit far for me
14:59.07bilarhdick_turpin: why don't we start an "oollug"?
14:59.25boudiccasbilarh, whats an 'oollug'???
14:59.32bilarhoutside of london lug
14:59.35Armandlol
14:59.40boudiccasah right
14:59.51dick_turpinbilarh: You'd have to run it you outcast
14:59.58bilarhor, 2) a medical condition affecting dick_turpin
15:00.15dick_turpinwaits
15:00.23bilarhthere's no punch line
15:00.33boudiccaswell, i've started the channel so please join ##oollugif you want to :)
15:00.36Leedsmeh, you're all pretty close to London as far as I'm concerned
15:00.37bilarhi was just being rude, nto setting up a joke :P
15:01.00boudiccasme sits down in shock and horror, bilarh is being rude!!!!
15:01.36dick_turpinbilarh: Pathetic you great wobble bottom
15:01.37bilarhboudiccas: calm down lipstick
15:02.18boudiccasbilarh, thats hte one thing that i hardly ever wear
15:02.34bilarhthe *one* thing? :D
15:02.37Leedsthat, and long johns
15:02.57bilarhdick_turpin: the possibilities are endless
15:03.37bilarh12 minutes to go
15:03.40boudiccasLeeds, i leave them for john long, and there probbaly is someone called 'john long' around
15:03.46bilarhhits "fast forward"
15:04.01dick_turpinboudiccas: You could wear me if you like :-)
15:04.10bilarh*tada*
15:04.30boudiccasdick_turpin, wear you like what? you've lost me
15:04.38dick_turpinI thankyou we shall be performing here all week
15:04.50boudiccasshit, i've just remembered that i've got a mammogram tomorrow
15:04.51bilarhoo-err
15:04.58bilarhMMM BOOBIES
15:05.12Leedsslaps bilarh
15:05.13dick_turpinslaps bilarh
15:05.16boudiccascrushed boobies at that
15:05.17Leeds:)
15:05.25bilarhboudiccas: they're the best
15:05.36wethrinBoobies?
15:05.44dick_turpinPoor wethrin
15:05.50boudiccasor rather theyre 'pinched' between two metal and plastic plates
15:06.04bilarhboudiccas: stop it, you're getting dick_turpin all excited
15:06.18dick_turpinI'm spilling it I'm spilling it
15:06.24boudiccasbut its fun watching his bald pate get ever redder
15:06.56boudiccasit shows he's glowing all over
15:07.06bilarhoh for the love of god, please stop!
15:07.51bilarhhe's probably passed out in his chair now
15:08.10boudiccasbut one of the plates is the film which the mammogram is recorded on, but its still uncomfortbale when it gets crushed
15:08.29bilarhsomethign dick_turpin is experiencing right now, incidentally...
15:09.00wethrinwhat, a mammogram?
15:09.01bilarhif it was performed on a moob, would it be a pappogram?
15:09.09boudiccasand the operative is manouvering your tit around to get the best possible photo of it, but she doesn t warm her hands up or apologise for crushing it
15:09.16bilarhor is that only post from the pope?
15:09.25Leedsboudiccas: so they basically take a picture through your boobs?
15:09.30boudiccasyes
15:09.32bilarhboudiccas: what a job
15:09.35Leedsinteresting
15:09.50bilarhi think that'd be my ultimate career
15:09.56Leedsanyway, must shower then wake up gf to go buy midnight ferry tickets
15:09.57bilarhi wonder if it's too late to swap career paths
15:09.58boudiccasso many boobs and all slightly different from eachc other
15:10.02boudiccas*each
15:10.06Leedsbilarh: it's not just nice young ladies like boudiccas, remember
15:10.25boudiccasbilarh, you'd have to train as a radiographer which is a degree level training now
15:10.40bilarhleeds: i reckon it's worth the risk of the occasional shock
15:11.25boudiccasLeeds, young? no, middle aged now, an dits only middle aged women who get called for the screening now
15:11.44wethrinmaybe bilarh just like the older woman
15:11.59bilarhi'm getting towards middle aged myself
15:12.13boudiccasdroopy boobs, hanging down to the navel! is that what you like?
15:12.27boudiccasgravity sucks on them
15:12.53bilarhgravity, you say...
15:13.17boudiccasyes, it does it permanently
15:13.47bilarhhmm
15:13.55bilarhyou must get the occasional corker, though
15:14.13boudiccasi dont know, i'm a nurse not a radiographer
15:14.33bilarhoh shoot, i'm late\
15:14.40bilarhruns off
15:14.50boudiccasput it down as 'overtime' :)
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