| 06:49.19 | hali | morning |
| 07:16.36 | morsing | 'morning |
| 07:16.43 | *** mode/#gllug [-o morsing] by morsing |
| 07:18.29 | boudiccas | morsing, well spotted! go to the top of the class! :) |
| 08:02.49 | hali | top of' the morning to you lass |
| 08:11.25 | *** mode/#gllug [+o wethrin] by ChanServ |
| 08:11.30 | *** mode/#gllug [-b *!*ant@*.ossified.net] by wethrin |
| 08:11.33 | *** mode/#gllug [-o wethrin] by wethrin |
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| 12:44.53 | mindbender | good afternoon, well spotted myself! where do i go? |
| 12:45.50 | wethrin | Go West! |
| 12:46.09 | mindbender | boudiccas: you are a former nurse, aren't you? if a nurse sings "ring my bell" while taking blood, what should we understand from that? |
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| 13:51.50 | dick_turpin | Afternoon all |
| 14:21.29 | dick_turpin | Oh no, no antiphase? He must have burnt out after his comments yesterday |
| 14:22.19 | wethrin | morsing banned him yesterday |
| 14:23.16 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Ahahahahaha seriously? |
| 14:23.31 | wethrin | 20:58 -!- mode/#gllug [+b *!*ant@*.ossified.net] by morsing |
| 14:23.31 | wethrin | 20:58 -!- antiphase was kicked from #gllug by morsing [antiphase] |
| 14:24.11 | dick_turpin | What did he say? |
| 14:25.41 | wethrin | 20:38 <dick_turpin> antiphase: You may have a cookie from the cookie jar for the RTFM comments |
| 14:25.44 | wethrin | 20:39 <antiphase> \o/ |
| 14:25.56 | dick_turpin | Was that all? |
| 14:26.07 | wethrin | Well, you were around then |
| 14:26.52 | dick_turpin | morsing: You wuss behave and get antiphase back he hates my guts more than he hates yours |
| 14:27.56 | dick_turpin | wethrin: It was funny though |
| 14:31.18 | wethrin | heh |
| 14:42.41 | ChoHag | Hmm. Apparently some papers are up in arms because the NHS uses porn to help men produce sperm samples. |
| 14:42.49 | ChoHag | They spend a shocking average of £21 per year. |
| 14:43.20 | ChoHag | The Sun, naturally, was the first to complain. |
| 14:44.17 | yaMatt | if the Sun cost 0.20 then that's 105 papers |
| 14:45.50 | yaMatt | or two a week |
| 14:46.53 | yaMatt | not sure what dead-tree-porn costs |
| 14:47.18 | ChoHag | £21 per year by the looks of things. |
| 14:47.48 | yaMatt | i wonder if that's a subscription |
| 14:48.17 | dick_turpin | I'm not cracking one off for less than £50 |
| 14:48.43 | dick_turpin | Oh hang on I fire blanks now :-( |
| 14:49.07 | dick_turpin | Ok I'll crack one off for £45 then |
| 16:00.41 | boudiccas | mindbender, that she likes the song? |
| 17:14.03 | mindbender | boudiccas: not cheeky at all |
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