IRC log for #gllug on 20101025

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05:57.32ChoHagEnglish fail: "The higher the wattage, the more powerful the appliance."
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07:08.09j0nrmorning
07:18.37AndyMillarmornin
07:25.52bilarhmorning
07:59.06Mohanmorning
08:39.27ChoHagUbutard: "It’s not about how fast you appear to boot. It’s about how fast you actually deliver a working web browser and Internet connection."
08:39.31ChoHagNo shit.
08:41.28ChoHagWait. I forgot the best bit. That was preceded by "We also learned something interesting from users."
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10:29.21ChoHagSo this is week 2. Already I've been given the task of migrating a large client's website to a new product URL hashing method.
10:30.21ChoHagBecause, yes, the FS is the database.
10:30.47ChoHagWhat could possibly go wrong?
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12:13.01dick_turpinAfternoon all
12:14.28bilarhafternoon sir
12:23.52dick_turpinbilarh: They let you out on parole then?
12:24.18bilarhyep
12:24.34bilarhcare in the community
12:25.25dick_turpinYou been on another holiday or something you rich bar steward
12:25.48bilarhyeah :D
12:26.24bilarhbefore you lynch me, though... i had a man flu for the whole duration :(
12:26.52bilarhand you have no idea how horrible it is to lie by the pool in the sun sipping pina coladas when you have a man flu
12:27.00bilarhor going to champagne parties in the evenings
12:27.16bilarhor jet skiing, that was the worst :(
12:28.16dick_turpinWhy aren't you dead?
12:28.18bilarhbut unfortunately, in reality, i was visiting friends in valencia, and i spent almost all of the time in bed sleeping
12:28.45dick_turpinValencia you jammy fuck face
12:28.58bilarhhehe wtf :D
12:29.30dick_turpinBest I get is a visit to ASDA
12:30.02bilarhhehe :D
12:30.17bilarhactually it's my wifes friends, i just tag along
12:31.10dick_turpinOh yeah I can see you really had to be dragged kicking and screaming on that trip
12:32.37bilarhstop trying to make me out as a ponce
12:33.36bilarhin other news, i will soon be making another company unsafe :D
12:36.31ChoHag<Me> Hi I need to know which address to send invoices to.
12:36.45ChoHag<Client> Oh you don't need to send invoices to us.
12:36.53ChoHagUhh I'd quite like you to pay me...
12:45.13dick_turpinOoh you got the sack then?
12:45.36ChoHagContract ended. Started a new one last week.
12:45.58ChoHagNow lots of new old things to gripe about.
12:54.00dick_turpinbilarh: Was it you who tried to send me that porn film "Blond Babes Farting"?
12:54.50j0nrcan anyone help with this...this is message I get from mail.log when trying to setup a remote imap client
12:55.00j0nrOct 25 13:03:19 jcrdevelopments postfix/smtpd[31792]: warning: SASL authentication failure: cannot connect to saslauthd server: No such file or directory
12:55.08j0nrOct 25 13:03:19 jcrdevelopments postfix/smtpd[31792]: warning: unknown[109.181.186.27]: SASL LOGIN authentication failed: generic failure
12:55.21j0nrsasld is running
12:55.54ChoHag1) Using Google Maps, locate the authors of SASL.
12:56.04ChoHag2) Locate a blunt LART.
12:56.56ChoHagA TNW may be sufficient.
12:57.48j0nr:|
12:58.05bilarhdick_turpin: err...no :)
12:58.25ChoHagI think that's because postfix can't find the mux file. If you're running Debian, copy /etc/default/saslauthd to /etc/default/saslauthd-postfix_chroot and stick OPTIONS="-c -m /var/spool/postfix/saslauthd" in it (as per inline comments).
12:59.16ChoHagThen using /etc/postfix/sasl/smtpd.conf tell postfix where to find sasl.
13:00.22j0nrAm sure I did all this...will try again
13:00.40ChoHaghttp://pastebin.ca/1972740
13:00.49ChoHagNote that the paths aren't all the same.
13:02.27j0nrthis is in /etc/default/saslauthd
13:02.28j0nrOPTIONS="-c -m /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd -r"
13:02.46j0nrthat dir exists and has 'stuff' in it created from when this setup was working before
13:03.17ChoHagIn that case I think you want the nuclear option.
13:04.47j0nrarse. this was workign before I upgraded.
13:05.05ChoHagYou upgraded?
13:05.07ChoHagFOOL!
13:05.28j0nrwas running ubuntu 8.04
13:05.40ChoHagDouble fool.
13:05.53ChoHagEverybody knows that you must reinstall Ubuntu from scratch every time.
13:06.12ChoHagIt's not like they leveraged a fucking excellent package management system or anything.
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13:16.30dick_turpinbilarh: So where are you going to be working now then?
13:28.33bilarhsome place in the city
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14:01.53wethrinzzzzzzzzzzz
14:20.12dick_turpinOoh look Z cars
14:44.59dick_turpinwethrin: http://dick-turpin.blogspot.com/ I think its funny doub't you lot will as its sales orientated
14:46.15yaMattdick_turpin, you updated it?
14:46.39dick_turpinyaMatt: On twitter etc?
14:48.19yaMattthe blog?
14:48.30yaMattnm, i can read it :)
14:49.50dick_turpinyaMatt:  I run about 5 blogs thats not my main site this one wethrin loves its for all the shit I have to put up with every day and explains why I have such a loving and friendly persona
14:50.05wethrinand why you should GET A NEW JOB
14:50.22yaMattdick_turpin, i do love that blog
14:51.29dick_turpinwethrin: Nobody will employ me I keep getting "What and have you write about us on that f'ing blog!"
14:51.47wethrinYou just need to anonymise it better
14:53.01yaMattonly blog on wikileaks
14:54.44dick_turpinwethrin: Actually you'll notice I try and write ambiguously so the could be a sort of "Get out of Jail" to it
15:00.26bilarhdick_turpin: just restyle it as a "fictional blog" :)
15:04.03dick_turpinbilarh: Na cant be bothered anyway I doubt there's many stories for lollipop men :-(
15:04.44bilarhis lollipop men like cannonballhead men?
15:07.24dick_turpinbilarh: your mom
15:09.14bilarhgod damnit, my track day at snetterton has just been cancelled
15:09.26bilarhbecause apparently they're rebuilding the bleeding circuit, the cowboys :(
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16:41.16haliwill give you some spare time to visit the gauguain exhibition at tate modern
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