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| 08:05.47 | j0nr | my server keeps dropping screen sessions, have to 'wipe' them out. Sometimes I see a 'fork' error message. |
| 08:05.50 | j0nr | is this just a lack of memory? |
| 08:05.54 | morsing | No |
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| 10:06.52 | ChoHag | Recently moved from cisco to pfsense because it's Open Sores and therefore infallible. |
| 10:07.05 | ChoHag | Last night it failed. Woo! |
| 10:09.20 | ChoHag | Oooh clever. They upgraded the software to beta versions. |
| 10:10.07 | wethrin | pfsense based on FreeBSD...should be okay, really |
| 10:10.13 | ChoHag | should be |
| 10:12.31 | ChoHag | Oh and naturally the test and production servers are running different versions of pfsense on different hardware. |
| 10:13.22 | ChoHag | I mean it's not like you need your testing to actually validate your environment or anything. |
| 10:15.21 | wethrin | of course not. |
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| 10:58.12 | morsing | Leeds! |
| 11:01.46 | morsing | AndyMillar! |
| 11:03.07 | AndyMillar | hai morsing |
| 11:23.38 | ChoHag | Tesco morons. "Hi. I can't call your 0800 number. Can you give me a regular phone number which I can use?" |
| 11:23.44 | ChoHag | "You have to go into the store." |
| 11:24.18 | ChoHag | Also, bloody phone companies and their bloody 0800 charges. |
| 11:24.39 | wethrin | http://www.saynoto0870.com |
| 11:26.16 | ChoHag | Useful site. |
| 11:26.26 | wethrin | yeah. Pity about the design |
| 11:26.44 | ChoHag | Heh. Da. Took me a while to find the search button. |
| 11:26.54 | ChoHag | My eyes are too good at ignoring ads. |
| 11:35.09 | ChoHag | When's lunch? |
| 11:41.06 | wethrin | soon |
| 11:41.44 | ChoHag | Bah. Forget one £40 agreement with the mortgage company and now I'm a credit risk. |
| 11:41.58 | wethrin | boh |
| 11:43.59 | ChoHag | Now they want me to send them in a letter with a copy of my credit report, so sod 'em. I'll try another card. |
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| 12:25.05 | dick_turpin | Afternoon all |
| 12:28.13 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Unblock my mail to the list please |
| 12:30.17 | wethrin | dick_turpin: It's not in the queue |
| 12:30.39 | dick_turpin | Hm 1 sec |
| 12:32.28 | dick_turpin | 11.00am gllug@gullg.org.uk Subject: Recommend UK domain host |
| 12:33.07 | dick_turpin | I replied to against Andy Millar's mail yet I don't see mine? |
| 12:36.26 | wethrin | dunno |
| 12:36.37 | wethrin | your domain name's spelled wrong |
| 12:39.51 | dick_turpin | What? |
| 12:42.12 | wethrin | "gllug@gullg.org.uk" |
| 12:57.26 | dick_turpin | Ah but there are two if memory serves gllug@gllug.org.uk and Gllug |
| 13:00.57 | wethrin | eh? |
| 13:02.06 | bilarh | facepalm |
| 13:03.40 | dick_turpin | Never mind I cant be arsed |
| 13:04.57 | wethrin | heh |
| 13:07.14 | dick_turpin | There is two addresses for gllug by the way I cant remember them both for the minute |
| 13:07.38 | bilarh | look at your domain you xxxx |
| 13:08.04 | dick_turpin | Plus I used Reply to list so the mail was sent off the back of Andy's mail and if that got through then mine could not of had a misspelled domain |
| 13:08.38 | bilarh | have you tried calling technical support? |
| 13:12.06 | dick_turpin | What at Gllug? I wouldn't trust that lot to make a brew |
| 13:12.28 | morsing | Beer |
| 13:13.14 | bilarh | can you imagine the infighting about what tea flavour was better? |
| 13:13.26 | bilarh | or if you should add the milk at the top or the bottom of the cup etc |
| 13:13.31 | bilarh | they'd never get around to it |
| 13:14.20 | wethrin | it's obvious, really. If it's fine china (and something you care about), it's milk first, then tea |
| 13:14.29 | wethrin | if it's just a bog-standard mug, it's tea first, then milk |
| 13:14.56 | dick_turpin | Tea first you Luddite |
| 13:15.37 | bilarh | i have this rival herbal tea that is much better that the whole world drinks |
| 13:15.46 | bilarh | it's much easier to prepare for your average tea drinker to boot |
| 13:19.17 | dick_turpin | Its not open source though is it! |
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| 13:36.19 | bilarh | dick_turpin: who cares, chicks use it |
| 13:37.17 | dick_turpin | You scared off all the chicks from gllug with your vulgar sexist filth |
| 13:37.30 | bilarh | aye |
| 13:40.16 | dick_turpin | This is why we must celebrate the fact that out of the whole of the Linux community females make up 5% apparently just shows what a super way Linux is to get laid |
| 13:40.41 | bilarh | if you're female, yes :D |
| 13:40.56 | dick_turpin | 5% is not enough to go round |
| 13:44.08 | bilarh | i'm a big girls blouse. you can have me whenever you want. |
| 13:47.10 | dick_turpin | Again? Sheesh! |
| 14:03.21 | bilarh | dick_turpin: seems your mail got through in the end |
| 14:03.45 | bilarh | someone must have corrected that mis-spelt domain name for you upstream |
| 14:07.04 | dick_turpin | Wow there is a nice member of gllug then? I thought they was all like antiphase mean and nasty but with beautiful skin |
| 14:19.27 | antiphase | The innie-to-outie ratio implied by males and females means that one female Linux user can support 3 times as many males |
| 14:21.05 | ChoHag | s/support/be as good as/? |
| 14:22.03 | bilarh | dick_turpin: and you say *I* scare the girls away |
| 14:22.17 | dick_turpin | antiphase: Sort of a "Three will go into one" type of thing? |
| 14:24.32 | antiphase | A many-to-one relationship |
| 14:26.01 | dick_turpin | antiphase: rotflmao |
| 14:26.42 | bilarh | antiphase: you and your sexist remarks disgust me :( |
| 14:26.46 | dick_turpin | Man its not often you make me laugh but when you do its a hum dinger |
| 14:28.31 | antiphase | bleaches his brain |
| 14:31.33 | dick_turpin | bilarh: Ooh ooh I heard a really goodun on Radio 4 last night about 17.30 apparently they are cutting the mortgage benefit they had these two wives on moaning that they would lose their houses now |
| 14:32.31 | dick_turpin | So you could be on the dole getting a house bought for you by the state? I like the sound of that |
| 14:33.02 | bilarh | yeah didn't you know that? |
| 14:33.05 | bilarh | up to 200k mortgage |
| 14:33.10 | bilarh | oh and get thsi |
| 14:33.18 | bilarh | they pay you the benefit as if your mortgage rate was 6% |
| 14:33.26 | bilarh | even though your actual rate might be nowhere near 6% |
| 14:33.42 | ChoHag | I should give that one a try. |
| 14:33.48 | dick_turpin | Not anymore they are cutting it to 3% |
| 14:33.56 | ChoHag | SWMBO doesn't work. |
| 14:34.18 | bilarh | dick_turpin: and good too |
| 14:36.44 | dick_turpin | Then this utter bell end said the reason we live in a culture of work shy layabouts who live and breath handouts is because Maggie Thatcher closed the mines! |
| 14:37.22 | dick_turpin | If they had of stayed open at least they would have had something to do! wtf? |
| 15:19.52 | ChoHag | I feel dirty. |
| 15:19.55 | ChoHag | I just gave money to debt collectors. |
| 15:20.19 | wethrin | did you owe them it? |
| 15:20.28 | ChoHag | 380 |
| 15:20.47 | ChoHag | A year's lekky from 2008/9. |
| 15:20.59 | morsing | just rang an insurance company and said "Where's my £50", they rang back after having investigated and said "We actually owe you £100" :) |
| 15:21.05 | wethrin | hehe |
| 15:21.07 | wethrin | hurrah! |
| 15:21.10 | morsing | :) |
| 15:21.17 | ChoHag | I'm not good with remembering bills and debt collectors are rude by default so I don't talk to them. |
| 15:21.30 | morsing | ChoHag: You're on #gllug?!?! |
| 15:21.42 | ChoHag | No. |
| 15:21.52 | ChoHag | I'm here telepathically. |
| 15:22.03 | wethrin | I like direct debit |
| 15:22.04 | morsing | Linux people are rude by default |
| 15:22.21 | ChoHag | I should use direct debit. |
| 15:22.29 | dick_turpin | Direct debits are evil standing orders are better |
| 15:22.39 | wethrin | no |
| 15:22.42 | ChoHag | I didn't, because I didn't know you could demand the payment be return with a little arguing with the bank. |
| 15:22.49 | ChoHag | Since that it's just habit. |
| 15:26.17 | antiphase | The direct debit guarantee makes it pretty safe |
| 15:26.32 | antiphase | I've paid all my bills for 12 years by DD, and never had a problem |
| 15:26.43 | antiphase | They know I will destroy them if they mess me about |
| 15:26.47 | antiphase | does his Hulk look |
| 16:11.15 | dick_turpin | DD are awful if you are on a tight budget if you don't have enough funds the bank will sting you for charges and the payee will sting you too and you'll still have the payment to make |
| 16:11.48 | dick_turpin | With SO no money no pay |
| 16:12.45 | ChoHag | In both cases, the bank will fuck you if you don't tell them ahead of time. |
| 16:13.05 | dick_turpin | Mind you my Santander account has no charges :-) |
| 16:13.33 | dick_turpin | I don't think you can get them anymore |
| 16:33.38 | antiphase | The best solution to that is not to be poor |
| 16:35.06 | dick_turpin | antiphase: Give me all your face cream |
| 16:35.17 | antiphase | You wanna buy some pegs Dave? |
| 16:35.54 | dick_turpin | Ahahaha |
| 16:38.54 | boudiccas | Lets do the time warp here. Just a jump to the left, and a jump bakcwards. Put your hand s on your hips |
| 16:55.31 | wethrin | It's just a jump to the left |
| 16:55.34 | wethrin | And then a step to the right |
| 16:55.38 | wethrin | Put your hands on your hips |
| 16:55.43 | wethrin | And bring your knees in tight |
| 16:55.49 | wethrin | But it's the pelvic thrust |
| 16:55.55 | wethrin | That really drives you insane |
| 16:56.01 | wethrin | Let's do the Time Warp again |
| 16:56.53 | dick_turpin | Can I sing the rude version? |
| 16:57.03 | bilarh | can we stop you? |
| 16:58.15 | dick_turpin | I have never been so offended |
| 16:58.15 | ChoHag | /mode +m ? |
| 16:59.50 | boudiccas | what never!??? |
| 17:00.26 | wethrin | No never! |
| 17:00.27 | boudiccas | dick_turpin, go ahead,i havent heard the rude version |
| 17:04.49 | boudiccas | Frank N'Furter, please go ahead, in pm if you want |
| 17:05.06 | bilarh | oh he's gone into a sulk now |
| 17:07.28 | boudiccas | boo! hiss!! |
| 17:12.19 | dick_turpin | ⬠You put your hands on her tits ⪠|
| 17:12.35 | dick_turpin | And that's all you're getting :-P |
| 17:14.18 | bilarh | i never get anything :( |
| 17:15.41 | dick_turpin | Your brother does :-) |
| 17:17.16 | bilarh | yeah i heard he was seeing your daughter |
| 17:21.11 | dick_turpin | Both of em he's such an animal |
| 17:21.26 | bilarh | god damnit, you're supposed to get angry and indignant at my rudeness |
| 17:21.32 | bilarh | IS NOTHING HOLY FOR YOU ANYMORE?!?!? |
| 17:22.07 | ChoHag | Rudeness on the internet is like pigeons in the park. |
| 17:22.28 | bilarh | they shit on your car? |
| 17:23.09 | ChoHag | Your car is in the park? |
| 17:29.05 | dick_turpin | bilarh: I've been hanging around with you too long, I thought *I* had swam the depths of depravity but you take it to whole new level |
| 17:29.54 | bilarh | you bring a tear to my eye :') |
| 17:30.30 | dick_turpin | Homez Goez |
| 17:30.33 | bilarh | me too |
| 17:30.35 | bilarh | l8rs folks |
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