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| 09:32.37 | ChoHag | This is why women (and to some extent other minorities) are largely underrepresented in tech and science: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how_it_works.png |
| 09:53.13 | ChoHag | Firefox (addon) cliget 1.0.1 " This addon generates curl/wget commands that emulate the request as though it's coming from your browser.." |
| 09:53.16 | ChoHag | Nifty. |
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| 09:55.26 | morsing | ess_tee_u! |
| 09:55.36 | popey | morsing! |
| 09:57.43 | morsing | popey! |
| 09:57.47 | morsing | ~seen pdr |
| 09:57.51 | ibot | pdr <~pdr@24.86.2.81.in-addr.arpa> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 507d 16h 10m 35s ago, saying: 'morsing: Hi! BTW, I think Coke is owned by a town, if I remember correctly.'. |
| 09:58.16 | morsing | popey: How was the meet last night? |
| 10:04.21 | popey | great! |
| 10:26.54 | morsing | Beer? |
| 10:27.59 | Leeds | you're welcome to join me in GMT+8 where it is now 6:27:30 |
| 10:34.25 | Leeds | also, there is such a massive trade in *baby milk power* across the border to China that the HK government is about to declare it a staple food and impose export restrictions |
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| 11:14.39 | morsing | MessedUpHare! |
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| 11:26.57 | morsing | yeban! |
| 11:45.19 | ChoHag | Some people scare me. |
| 11:45.21 | ChoHag | "I rather use 220 volts for 30 minutes to produce the SHOCK AND AWE! But Christ says to love the homosexuals. I have no other choice." |
| 11:45.31 | ChoHag | How does someone even GET an opinion like that? |
| 11:48.22 | morsing | I don't even get what the opinion is...? Does he want to shock Jesus, himself or homosexuals? |
| 11:48.30 | morsing | Shock and awe of what? |
| 12:10.49 | ChoHag | Sorry. It was in reference to electroshock therapy. |
| 12:11.27 | ChoHag | Converted in this lunatics mind to just punishment, as if it wasn't that anyway. |
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| 12:36.15 | morsing | Armand! |
| 12:37.37 | Armand | morsing.. do you have a dog? |
| 12:41.10 | wethrin | HELLO |
| 12:41.30 | Armand | HIYA! |
| 12:42.02 | Armand | How in the hell do you control an obsessive dog with "spring fever" ?? >_< |
| 12:44.08 | wethrin | many hour long walks |
| 12:44.18 | morsing | Armand: No, why? |
| 12:44.21 | morsing | wethrin: PIE! |
| 12:44.32 | morsing | Armand: Shoot it and get a cat? |
| 12:44.38 | morsing | Cat's are superior |
| 12:44.40 | Armand | Because he keeps harassing me, the little fruitcake! ¬_¬ |
| 12:44.41 | morsing | Arg! |
| 12:44.42 | morsing | Cats |
| 12:44.54 | Armand | Dog eats cat, cats are fail. |
| 12:45.44 | wethrin | They all win, in different ways |
| 12:45.59 | wethrin | morsing: BELGIAN BEER! |
| 12:46.11 | morsing | wethrin: FOSDEM? |
| 12:46.24 | Armand | Louie would rip a cat to shreds.. If I were the sort to let him, which I wouldn't. |
| 12:46.44 | morsing | LOL! He wouldn't rip Tuppence to shreds - he'd just be a dead dog |
| 12:46.45 | wethrin | morsing: yes |
| 12:46.54 | morsing | wethrin: We've moved |
| 12:47.53 | wethrin | I know. To a bungalow |
| 12:48.03 | morsing | So, no time and no money... |
| 12:48.11 | Armand | I think I should walk him now.. he's whining. |
| 12:48.16 | morsing | Despite saying all the time and money on not having stairs |
| 12:48.53 | wethrin | Stairs aren't expensive to maintain. onky to replace |
| 12:52.10 | morsing | No, but the house was 150.000 less than an equivalent sized two-storey house due to the fact people don't like bungalow |
| 12:52.13 | morsing | +s |
| 12:52.51 | w1bble | bungalows are good ig able to convert to 2 (or more) levels |
| 12:53.09 | w1bble | stannah starlifts for peeps that cant do stairs \o/ |
| 12:54.30 | morsing | w1bble: You missed out the STAIRS SUCK bit |
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| 12:57.57 | morsing | dick_turpin! |
| 12:58.41 | wethrin | dick_turpin: Fosdem? |
| 12:59.34 | morsing | ~seen rhowe |
| 12:59.41 | ibot | rhowe <~rhowe@78.32.63.29> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 749d 11h 47m 38s ago, saying: '#gllug lives!'. |
| 12:59.41 | dick_turpin | wethrin: I wish. :'( Nobody would give me any money for it. |
| 12:59.41 | morsing | wethrin: Is rhowe and pdr going? |
| 12:59.53 | morsing | How ironic... |
| 13:00.21 | yaMatt | heh |
| 13:00.44 | wethrin | dick_turpin: boo. You should pay yourself! Maybe next year... |
| 13:01.40 | wethrin | morsing: Don't know about rhowe. pdr I think is is exotic parts of the world |
| 13:03.03 | w1bble | stairs dunt suck (imho) |
| 13:04.09 | dick_turpin | wethrin: You taking the piss? I am more skint than someone on Job seekers allowance. |
| 13:05.37 | wethrin | Get your roadshow to pay. Business trip |
| 13:08.01 | dick_turpin | It's taken us 2.5 years to get back in the black! |
| 13:09.02 | Armand | Took my mum and her husband about 6 years. |
| 13:13.04 | dick_turpin | wethrin: There was talk of setting up an indiegogo project to send me and another guy but nothing happened. :-( |
| 13:22.08 | wethrin | boo |
| 13:25.12 | dick_turpin | wethrin: I know, real shame. |
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| 13:44.47 | morsing | chrisp_! |
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| 15:12.40 | morsing | chrisp_: STOP IT! |
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| 15:23.22 | ChoHag | HEAD http://curriculum.qcda.gov.uk/ |
| 15:23.22 | ChoHag | 500 Server closed connection without sending any data back |
| 15:23.23 | ChoHag | Content-Type: text/plain |
| 15:23.38 | ChoHag | Client-Date: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:23:04 GMT |
| 15:23.38 | ChoHag | Client-Warning: Internal response |
| 15:23.38 | ChoHag | Command (49011) failed with exit code: 1 |
| 15:24.09 | ChoHag | Should I trust an organisation to educate my child when in 2013 they cannot run a web server? |
| 15:24.24 | Armand | O_O |
| 15:25.46 | Armand | I think the .gov.uk part bothers me more.. surely someone should be ON that shit! |
| 15:27.22 | wethrin | what, on a Friday afternoon? |
| 15:27.29 | wethrin | don't be silly |
| 15:27.31 | ChoHag | The most recent programmes of study for ICT at KS1 and 2 have now been disapplied and are no longer statutory. |
| 15:27.40 | wethrin | thats's not how public aexyor works |
| 15:27.49 | wethrin | er, sector |
| 15:28.12 | Armand | wethrin, Ohhh.. yeah, sorry.. they probably out-sourced all the IT work to India. |
| 15:29.58 | wethrin | Not so likely woth UK gov |
| 15:30.12 | Armand | trollity ? |
| 15:30.16 | wethrin | *with |
| 15:30.21 | Armand | :/ |
| 15:30.50 | Armand | ChoHag, do you think maybe they blacklisted you?? :P |
| 15:31.26 | wethrin | their programmers probably just had a boozy Friday lunch |
| 15:31.28 | ChoHag | I think they're just fucking useless. |
| 15:32.02 | wethrin | Maybe that too |
| 15:32.02 | ChoHag | Which is a pain because I really want to be able to offload much of Rachael's education to the massive fucking institutiion I pay taxes to for this very purpose. |
| 15:33.18 | ChoHag | I don't think I can really trust anybody who can look at the world around them and then decide that teaching IT is not important. |
| 15:34.06 | Armand | That r bad.. |
| 15:37.05 | mindbender | who works on a friday |
| 15:37.17 | mindbender | i can tell ChoHag does |
| 15:37.35 | Armand | Play hard, skive hard.. that's our motto! |
| 15:37.49 | ChoHag | I work all the time. |
| 15:38.04 | ChoHag | At least, I do the same thing at home that I get paid to do. |
| 15:38.19 | ChoHag | viz. Sit in a place which has a keyboard and screen. |
| 15:38.19 | Armand | Pimping ? |
| 15:38.23 | Armand | ducks! |
| 15:38.49 | ChoHag | Pimping yes but infrequently. |
| 15:39.38 | Armand | Where's my fuckin' money, bitch?? ¬_¬ |
| 15:40.00 | Armand | smacks ibot |
| 15:40.52 | mindbender | i thought infrequently is in the job description of pimping |
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| 23:29.30 | ChoHag | The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." |
| 23:29.33 | ChoHag | "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. |
| 23:29.35 | ChoHag | "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other wanker using my stuff." |
| 23:29.38 | ChoHag | She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?" |
