IRC log for #gllug on 20141125

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13:04.42ChoHagWho the fuck willingly puts their balls in a vice?
13:05.22ChoHagThe mere admins have access to the web and app servers, but only the (known throughout the business to be shit) MSP has any access to the database server.
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13:23.28dick_turpinwethrin: You got snow up there in the back of beyond yet?
13:24.28Leedsdick_turpin: I'm considering getting out something with long sleeves... maybe in another week or two
13:26.47dick_turpinDoes it get cold in Hong Kong?
13:27.24Leedsdepends on how you define cold :)
13:27.54Leedswhen it goes below about 20 degrees - which might happen next week - locals tend to bring out their ski jackets, fur-lined boots, etc.
13:27.59dick_turpinSo anything over 9C is a fecking heatwave in the UK
13:28.28Leedsthere are a few nights in the year which are cold enough to get a touch of frost on hilltops out of the city
13:30.12dick_turpinWell you live and learn. I was always under the impression it was generally warm all year round there.
13:31.47Leedsyeah, Jan/Feb can be a bit nippy - but autumn and spring can be *lovely* - dry, clear, sunny, warm but not too hot
13:33.53Leedswhich is why we're going to Oz in Feb to sit on the beach :D
13:34.14dick_turpinI'm glad we had extra radiators fitted at Castle Cannon last year.
13:35.33LeedsI think we have a heater somewhere...
13:36.43Leedsbut I've got the aircon on right now :)
13:39.12dick_turpinMy heart bleeds. :-P
13:50.09Leedsit's hard, but someone has to do it
13:51.01dick_turpinLOL
13:51.42dick_turpinI admire the way you grin and bare it with such fortitude
13:56.35Leedsalso, we're going to Japan for a weekend in January - where it'll be a little colder than here... mostly just because Japan is cool!
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14:03.12dick_turpinI'd love to go to Japan, sadly it will never happen.
14:03.47morsingdick_turpin: Why not?
14:03.51morsingJapan is awesome
14:03.52Leedsit's a long way from the UK...
14:04.03morsingdick_turpin: Ask Sharon to take you
14:04.24Leedsthis trip in Jan will be the 5th year in a row that we've been - we're lucky that both flights and Yen have been getting cheaper and cheaper
14:06.05Leedsthe Yen has fallen by almost exactly 1/3 since the first time we went - makes quite a big difference
14:17.30dick_turpinmorsing: Sharon often takes me
14:22.24ArmandChoHag: Windows Admins.
14:23.18ArmandAlso, ChoHag... "The mere admins have access to the web and app servers, but only the (known throughout the business to be shit) MSP has any access to the database server." Who?
14:28.22ChoHagAttenda.
14:30.54ChoHagThoroughly incompetent.
14:41.18ArmandGeneral IT services ?
14:41.48ChoHagWeb hosting.
14:42.11ChoHagBut with added job security (theirs).
14:57.22Armandlol
14:57.41ArmandYou know I work for a hosting provider, right ?
14:58.01ChoHagYes.
14:59.57ChoHagHmm. Asking 'please create database foo for user bar because I needed it yesterday' is met with a request to fill in an 8 page form.
15:00.06ArmandWhat ?
15:00.10ArmandO_o
15:00.14ChoHagIndeed.
15:00.48ChoHagdocx
15:01.34Armandcreate database data_db;
15:01.34ArmandCREATE USER 'user_db'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY 'pass';
15:01.34ArmandGRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON data_db.* TO 'user_db'@'localhost';
15:01.34ArmandFLUSH PRIVILEGES;
15:01.43ArmandWow... SO difficult!! ¬_¬
15:02.04ChoHagOne of the questions is asking which servers should have access to it, from a given list.
15:02.11ChoHagThe list does not include the servers which require access.
15:02.26ArmandO_o
15:03.07ArmandWe don't use forms, except initial ticket submission via the client account..
15:03.25ArmandBUT! you can just send in an e-mail with all the essentials.
15:03.32ArmandSimples.
15:05.13ChoHagThey want my name and phone number to provide them with a password.
15:05.18ChoHagThis is hilarious.
15:18.45ChoHagForms are a great way to mask ineptitude.
15:19.30ChoHagIt was so hard to write that email without filling it full of snark.
15:22.34ArmandSnark it up!
15:23.31ChoHagThe fact that I didn't at great personal cost will be used for brownie points with $boss.
15:34.18ChoHagMind you, this is what we're working with on our end:
15:34.24ChoHagHi Ivan,
15:34.24ChoHagThe stage tomcat ifa10web86:/opt/tomcat-agraadmin/ is not working. Could you please fix this.
15:34.26ChoHagThanks.
15:51.41Armandtom.... cat...
15:59.47ChoHagI try not to think about that.
16:01.21ChoHagIt's actually quite a nice way of ensuring java remains embedded within organisations that could be vastly improved by instead hiring real programmers.
16:01.31ChoHagSo it's got that going for it.
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16:01.43gw280hrm. hello.
16:01.49Armandlol
16:02.14ArmandWe don't have many clients using tomcat, thankfully..
16:02.20ArmandAlso, Plesk. >_<
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19:45.09BernteArmand, the BeBox is left over - do you want it? It looks nice, but I can't promise that it still works.
19:45.24ArmandFor sure. :D
19:47.10ArmandWhen are you looking at heading down?
19:47.42BernteI am located in Lewisham - you should be able to pick it up when you have time.
19:48.35ArmandThat would be the weekend.. I work 11am to 8pm during the week and I don't have a car.
19:49.02BernteWeekend is fine ...
19:49.14ArmandWhat's your nearest train station ?
19:49.25BernteLewisham
19:49.36Bernte5-10 min walk from there.
19:59.49gw280people still use beboxes?
20:58.17ArmandBernte: Do you have any pictures of this one?
21:16.57BernteArmand, it is a standard one ... don't have a camera here, but they all looked similar.
21:18.55ArmandCoolies.. Blue box, right?
21:26.41BernteYes - has a 3.5 disk drive and a CD-ROM in front ...
21:27.27Bernteand tons of hackable connectors in the back ... ;-)
21:27.52ArmandLAN port ?
21:28.11BernteHas a 10 MBit twisted pair and coax card.
21:28.19ArmandShweet!
21:29.09BernteThe only thing I am not sure is if you can get it to run - haven't switched it on for ages. But last time I used it, it worked ...
21:29.54ArmandLooks like a standard AT/ATX power supply with a 3-pin D-plug.
21:30.14BernteYea - they used standard stuff ...
21:30.28ArmandEven a VGA port. ^_^
21:30.35ArmandD-Sub
21:31.48BernteI think IR ports, Midi ports, 4 serial, joystick ...
21:33.18ArmandShould be fun getting that fired up in the office, next to an i5 3GHz with Gb LAN. :P
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