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| 17:59.12 | Death_Barrel | hey tim |
| 17:59.51 | Death_Barrel | |tim| |
| 18:00.02 | |tim| | yoooooooo |
| 18:00.06 | Death_Barrel | hey man |
| 18:00.10 | |tim| | hey |
| 18:00.10 | Death_Barrel | whatcha doing? |
| 18:00.24 | Death_Barrel | have you seen HoWBot and SlutBot yet? |
| 18:00.25 | |tim| | learning to play the guitar |
| 18:00.28 | Death_Barrel | really |
| 18:00.30 | |tim| | no |
| 18:00.32 | |tim| | not yet |
| 18:00.34 | Death_Barrel | i play guitar :) |
| 18:00.35 | |tim| | and also |
| 18:00.42 | |tim| | I might be getting a small job type thing |
| 18:00.48 | Death_Barrel | cool |
| 18:00.51 | Death_Barrel | doing what? |
| 18:01.05 | |tim| | computer programming/work on computers |
| 18:01.09 | Death_Barrel | cool |
| 18:01.32 | |tim| | yeah |
| 18:01.37 | Death_Barrel | i have been playing guitar for over 12years |
| 18:01.41 | |tim| | wow |
| 18:01.47 | |tim| | I've been playing since last night |
| 18:01.52 | Death_Barrel | i started playing when i was a little younger than you |
| 18:02.00 | Death_Barrel | about 11 i think |
| 18:02.01 | |tim| | I'm trying to learn how to do tabs and stuff |
| 18:02.05 | Death_Barrel | yeah |
| 18:02.10 | Death_Barrel | what kinda music? |
| 18:02.20 | |tim| | I wanna learn how to play sublime and offspring type |
| 18:02.24 | Death_Barrel | ah |
| 18:02.33 | |tim| | nothing difficult |
| 18:02.39 | Death_Barrel | hehe one of my first songs i learned was offspring - keep em seperated |
| 18:02.47 | |tim| | hehe |
| 18:02.50 | |tim| | come out and play |
| 18:02.52 | Death_Barrel | yeah |
| 18:02.54 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 18:03.13 | Death_Barrel | the very first song i learned was jimmy hendrix - purple haze |
| 18:03.21 | Death_Barrel | let me give you a tip: |
| 18:03.26 | |tim| | ok |
| 18:03.34 | Death_Barrel | learn as much blues as you can |
| 18:03.42 | Death_Barrel | like Stevie ray vaughn |
| 18:03.52 | |tim| | ok |
| 18:03.53 | Death_Barrel | all rock is based on blues |
| 18:04.14 | Death_Barrel | and if you can master the stuff like stevie ray then you can play anything |
| 18:04.32 | |tim| | awesome, ok |
| 18:04.36 | |tim| | ty |
| 18:04.42 | Death_Barrel | that is something i never did |
| 18:04.44 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 18:04.54 | |tim| | I just got to get my fingers used to the cords and stuff |
| 18:05.00 | Death_Barrel | i started with Metallica and Megadeath |
| 18:05.12 | |tim| | how to put my palm away from the other cords |
| 18:05.23 | Death_Barrel | yeah |
| 18:05.39 | Death_Barrel | one of my first lessons was how to hold the pick |
| 18:06.06 | Death_Barrel | i plant my pinkie and ring finger on the pick guard while picking most things |
| 18:06.13 | Death_Barrel | makes it much easier |
| 18:06.32 | |tim| | i'm just playing with fingers right now |
| 18:06.37 | Death_Barrel | what kinda guitar you using? |
| 18:06.45 | Death_Barrel | ah, finger picking |
| 18:06.49 | Death_Barrel | that is good to learn |
| 18:06.53 | |tim| | accustic |
| 18:06.55 | Death_Barrel | ah |
| 18:06.57 | Death_Barrel | what kind? |
| 18:07.12 | |tim| | the brown kinda |
| 18:07.15 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 18:07.17 | |tim| | kind* |
| 18:07.18 | Death_Barrel | i mean what brand |
| 18:07.20 | |tim| | lol i dunno |
| 18:07.29 | Death_Barrel | what does it say on the head of the guitar? |
| 18:07.35 | Death_Barrel | or is is a no name brand? |
| 18:07.44 | |tim| | made in korea |
| 18:07.47 | Death_Barrel | ah |
| 18:08.06 | Death_Barrel | i have a Les Paul, Fender Stratocaster, and an Ibanez |
| 18:08.07 | |tim| | I dunno, its my step moms |
| 18:08.21 | Death_Barrel | my fav is the les paul |
| 18:08.35 | |tim| | and the guy who taught me tabs, his brother is gonna give me a job type thing |
| 18:08.55 | Death_Barrel | http://www.musicgearreview.com/dbpix/gibson-les-paul-classic.jpg |
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| 18:09.25 | Death_Barrel | here i will get howbot and slutbot |
| 18:09.25 | Death_Barrel | one sec |
| 18:09.25 | |tim| | ok |
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| 18:10.07 | SlutBot | slutbot is one naughty fu**ing bot! |
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| 18:10.24 | |tim| | !help |
| 18:10.28 | |tim| | ~help |
| 18:10.44 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, |tim| |
| 18:10.45 | SlutBot | tim is too young for me..... tim go get your mom so i can do her. |
| 18:10.50 | Death_Barrel | lol |
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| 18:10.54 | SlutBot | HoWBot is my pimp daddy |
| 18:10.55 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:11.04 | |tim| | fuck you SlutBot |
| 18:11.07 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, howbot |
| 18:11.07 | SlutBot | HoWBot is one dumb ass nasty malebot whore! |
| 18:11.07 | HoWBot | slutbot is a dirty bitch |
| 18:11.12 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, howbot |
| 18:11.13 | SlutBot | HoWBot is one dumb ass nasty malebot whore! |
| 18:11.13 | HoWBot | it has been said that slutbot is one naughty fu**ing bot! |
| 18:11.20 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, lifelesson |
| 18:11.21 | SlutBot | Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. |
| 18:11.26 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, lifelesson |
| 18:11.27 | SlutBot | The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| 18:11.33 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, lifelesson |
| 18:11.34 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:11.35 | SlutBot | In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
| 18:11.40 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, lifelesson |
| 18:11.42 | SlutBot | All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. |
| 18:11.48 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, lifelesson#20 |
| 18:11.49 | SlutBot | You read about all these terrorists ---most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration |
| 18:12.05 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:12.13 | Death_Barrel | death_barrel |
| 18:12.14 | HoWBot | death_barrel is going to get rid of jbot today |
| 18:12.29 | Death_Barrel | HoWBot, help |
| 18:12.35 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, help |
| 18:12.36 | SlutBot | View the bitchbot command reference at 12http://www.r1ch.net/projects/bitchbot/commands/ |
| 18:12.56 | Death_Barrel | that is how you cue the help |
| 18:13.31 | Death_Barrel | slutbot is a slut |
| 18:13.42 | Death_Barrel | HoWbot, slutbot |
| 18:13.42 | HoWBot | slutbot is a dirty bitch |
| 18:13.51 | Death_Barrel | Slutbot, shut up |
| 18:13.52 | SlutBot | ok, fine! can we have sexxx now? |
| 18:13.58 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:14.00 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, speak |
| 18:14.41 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, speak is <reply> i will speak when i feel like it you donkey peter |
| 18:14.42 | SlutBot | OK Death_Barrel |
| 18:14.43 | HoWBot | i think Death_Barrel is going to get rid of jbot today |
| 18:14.47 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, speak |
| 18:14.48 | SlutBot | i will speak when i feel like it you donkey peter |
| 18:14.48 | HoWBot | i will speak when i feel like it you donkey peter |
| 18:14.57 | Death_Barrel | speak |
| 18:15.03 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:15.09 | Death_Barrel | howbot, speak |
| 18:15.10 | HoWBot | Death_Barrel: huh? |
| 18:15.15 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 18:15.41 | Death_Barrel | jbot is a moron |
| 18:16.03 | | Death_Barrel: KCI error, or a problem with the Keyboard-Chair Interface. |
| 18:16.03 | |tim| | lol, thats cool |
| 18:16.03 | Death_Barrel | i can't get them to stay connected for more than 15-20 min though |
| 18:16.15 | Death_Barrel | HoWBot, jbot |
| 18:16.16 | HoWBot | somebody said jbot was a moron |
| 18:16.23 | Death_Barrel | jbot |
| 18:16.28 | Death_Barrel | hi |
| 18:16.29 | HoWBot | privet, Death_Barrel |
| 18:16.35 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, hello |
| 18:16.39 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, hi |
| 18:16.40 | SlutBot | piss off! |
| 18:16.45 | Death_Barrel | slutbot, hey baby |
| 18:16.45 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:16.46 | SlutBot | hey you sexxxy animal! |
| 18:16.55 | Death_Barrel | howbot, hi |
| 18:16.56 | HoWBot | niihau, Death_Barrel |
| 18:16.58 | Death_Barrel | howbot, hello |
| 18:16.59 | HoWBot | what's up, Death_Barrel |
| 18:17.20 | Death_Barrel | tim: |
| 18:17.32 | Death_Barrel | i think i will go ahead and get cable in my apartment |
| 18:17.41 | |tim| | cool |
| 18:17.48 | Death_Barrel | then i don't have to go to DM's house everytime i want to play |
| 18:17.52 | |tim| | hehe |
| 18:18.01 | Death_Barrel | http://death-barrel.blogspot.com |
| 18:18.01 | |tim| | I'm gonna hook up my wireless connection |
| 18:18.10 | Death_Barrel | that is my new blog page |
| 18:18.39 | |tim| | cool |
| 18:18.47 | Death_Barrel | i got some cool hack tools on the links section |
| 18:18.51 | |tim| | http://brlcad.org/~tim/ |
| 18:18.57 | Death_Barrel | NmapWin, project url snooper |
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| 18:19.11 | SlutBot | Death_Barrel is a master sex machine! |
| 18:20.27 | Death_Barrel | i figured out how to crack streaming video |
| 18:20.33 | Death_Barrel | or record it |
| 18:20.40 | |tim| | waccu mean? |
| 18:20.53 | Death_Barrel | you ever wonder how to save streaming media? |
| 18:21.21 | Death_Barrel | say you have hacked into a great porn site or any other site |
| 18:21.32 | |tim| | yeah |
| 18:21.39 | Death_Barrel | and you are watching a really good streaming movie and you want to save it |
| 18:21.48 | Death_Barrel | well, i figured out how :) |
| 18:21.53 | |tim| | ohhhh |
| 18:21.53 | Death_Barrel | want to learn? |
| 18:21.57 | |tim| | no |
| 18:21.59 | |tim| | not really |
| 18:22.00 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:22.00 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 18:22.16 | |tim| | I don't know what i'd use it for |
| 18:22.36 | Death_Barrel | well, free porn, movies, mp3's that kinda thing |
| 18:22.40 | |tim| | http://gotphat.com <-- thats the guy who's gonna give me a job type thing |
| 18:22.41 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 18:22.45 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:23.40 | Death_Barrel | he sells colthing? |
| 18:23.51 | Death_Barrel | what does he want you to do? |
| 18:24.06 | |tim| | I dunno if he sells it or not |
| 18:24.22 | |tim| | I just have to talk to him, and he'll teach me a bunch of stuff/or i'll learn a bunch of stuff |
| 18:24.27 | |tim| | and report back to him |
| 18:24.30 | |tim| | like with programs |
| 18:24.36 | |tim| | and he'll pay me |
| 18:24.43 | Death_Barrel | cool |
| 18:24.45 | Death_Barrel | how much? |
| 18:25.00 | |tim| | depends on my work |
| 18:25.00 | Death_Barrel | 1,000,000$ ? |
| 18:25.00 | |tim| | lol no |
| 18:25.04 | Death_Barrel | $2,000,000? |
| 18:25.06 | |tim| | but he's soooooo smart |
| 18:25.10 | Death_Barrel | $67,000,000? |
| 18:25.15 | |tim| | lol |
| 18:25.23 | Death_Barrel | hehe |
| 18:25.47 | |tim| | when he was like 18 years old or younger |
| 18:25.57 | |tim| | he was caught by the FBI |
| 18:26.04 | |tim| | getting into government docs |
| 18:26.15 | |tim| | the FBI came to his house and all that |
| 18:26.15 | |tim| | then |
| 18:26.21 | |tim| | after that |
| 18:26.33 | |tim| | he got a really really nice job with web designing and stuff |
| 18:26.52 | Death_Barrel | one sec phone |
| 18:26.54 | |tim| | now he's working at G&E electrical or something like that |
| 18:26.55 | |tim| | ok |
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| 18:29.11 | SlutBot | Death_Barrel is the master, that is why i don't charge him a dime to sleep with me. |
| 18:33.38 | Death_Barrel | tim: i will be back shortly |
| 18:33.41 | Death_Barrel | have a conference |
| 18:33.43 | Death_Barrel | cu later |
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| 21:27.00 | Death_Barrel | hey tim |
| 21:27.02 | Death_Barrel | |tim| |
| 21:27.12 | |tim| | yooo |
| 21:27.27 | Death_Barrel | damn i am working today! |
| 21:27.30 | |tim| | lol |
| 21:27.45 | |tim| | gah, I wanna play this guitar like my friend |
| 21:27.47 | Death_Barrel | everyone wants copies that take 2 hrs |
| 21:28.05 | Death_Barrel | you know how to read tab? |
| 21:28.12 | Death_Barrel | pretty easy to learn |
| 21:28.12 | |tim| | no not really |
| 21:28.22 | |tim| | I just know a couple cords |
| 21:29.12 | Death_Barrel | http://www.zentao.com/guitar/tab/ |
| 21:29.54 | |tim| | ty |
| 21:30.43 | Death_Barrel | http://guitar.about.com/cs/guitartab/ |
| 21:31.02 | Death_Barrel | http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/076455106X/cleverjsmusicias/ref%3Dnosim/102-9885930-4763347 |
| 21:31.21 | Death_Barrel | http://guitarsecrets.com/tablature.htm |
| 21:31.55 | |tim| | he taught it to me as |
| 21:31.55 | Death_Barrel | http://www.supersonic.net/guitar/index.htm |
| 21:32.03 | |tim| | Every acid dealer gets caught eventually |
| 21:32.09 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:32.15 | Death_Barrel | EADGCE |
| 21:32.15 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:32.40 | Death_Barrel | this is how tab looks |
| 21:32.42 | Death_Barrel | : |
| 21:32.50 | Death_Barrel | -----------E--------------- |
| 21:32.55 | Death_Barrel | ------------C--------------- |
| 21:33.06 | Death_Barrel | --------------G---------------- |
| 21:33.15 | Death_Barrel | ----------------D-------------- |
| 21:33.22 | Death_Barrel | ------------------A------------ |
| 21:33.29 | Death_Barrel | --------------------E---------- |
| 21:33.41 | Death_Barrel | let me rewrite that |
| 21:33.43 | Death_Barrel | let me rewrite that |
| 21:33.46 | Death_Barrel | space |
| 21:34.13 | Death_Barrel | --------------E---------------- [bottom string] |
| 21:34.22 | Death_Barrel | --------------C---------------- |
| 21:34.26 | Death_Barrel | --------------G---------------- |
| 21:34.30 | Death_Barrel | --------------D---------------- |
| 21:34.35 | Death_Barrel | --------------A---------------- |
| 21:34.58 | Death_Barrel | --------------E---------------- [top string (thick string)] |
| 21:35.13 | |tim| | ah I get how to read them now |
| 21:35.23 | Death_Barrel | http://www.sadisticcreations.com/zakk/board/index.php |
| 21:35.24 | |tim| | this hurts my fingers, lol |
| 21:35.27 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:35.52 | Death_Barrel | you must build up your calises young jedi |
| 21:36.01 | Death_Barrel | ~spell calises |
| 21:36.06 | | possible spellings for calises: clauses calluses closes classes valises Calais's clause's callouses closers Claus's challises valise's callus's causes coalesces coleuses aliases |
| 21:36.26 | Death_Barrel | ~dict calises |
| 21:36.34 | |tim| | I used to have them all over my hands when I used to climb |
| 21:36.40 | Death_Barrel | hehe |
| 21:36.41 | Death_Barrel | yeah |
| 21:36.45 | Death_Barrel | same here |
| 21:36.48 | Death_Barrel | but i still climb |
| 21:36.55 | |tim| | like in 5th and 4th grade |
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| 21:37.04 | Death_Barrel | actually rappell |
| 21:37.12 | Death_Barrel | don't get to do it much anymore though :( |
| 21:37.13 | |tim| | like in 5th and 4th grade I would climb 100 ft. rope with no knotts |
| 21:37.22 | Death_Barrel | i live in a very flat part of texas |
| 21:37.23 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:37.27 | |tim| | and metal bars and shiz |
| 21:37.37 | Death_Barrel | wow |
| 21:37.39 | Death_Barrel | that is good |
| 21:37.56 | Death_Barrel | i used to climb those metal poles |
| 21:38.18 | |tim| | I used to climb everything I could |
| 21:38.33 | |tim| | I would climb the edges of doors and act like spiderman |
| 21:39.48 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:39.49 | Death_Barrel | yeah |
| 21:39.54 | Death_Barrel | those were the days |
| 21:40.04 | |tim| | lol |
| 21:40.09 | Death_Barrel | keep practicin |
| 21:40.10 | |tim| | with my little spiderman watershoes |
| 21:40.17 | |tim| | I will |
| 21:40.17 | Death_Barrel | it will come easier the more you work on it |
| 21:40.34 | Death_Barrel | i took 10 lessons when i was young |
| 21:40.39 | Death_Barrel | and taught myself the rest |
| 21:40.53 | |tim| | I like learning on my own |
| 21:40.54 | Death_Barrel | my dad DM also plays |
| 21:41.03 | |tim| | with my own resources |
| 21:41.04 | Death_Barrel | it is fun learning on your own |
| 21:41.04 | |tim| | cool |
| 21:41.19 | |tim| | I feel like _I_ have accomplished something |
| 21:41.20 | Death_Barrel | but to have a technical view helps a lot |
| 21:41.32 | Death_Barrel | too many lessons then you start sounding like your instructor |
| 21:41.38 | Death_Barrel | i did not want that |
| 21:41.43 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:41.57 | |tim| | lol |
| 21:41.57 | Death_Barrel | here is a good forum |
| 21:42.05 | Death_Barrel | more advanced though |
| 21:42.20 | Death_Barrel | http://www.sadisticcreations.com/zakk/board/index.php |
| 21:42.28 | Death_Barrel | they have a lessons section |
| 21:42.41 | Death_Barrel | http://www.zakkwylde.com |
| 21:42.41 | |tim| | ok\ |
| 21:43.51 | Death_Barrel | zakk wylde is ozzy's guitarist |
| 21:43.59 | Death_Barrel | and the leader of black label society |
| 21:44.07 | Death_Barrel | pretty damn good player |
| 21:44.30 | Death_Barrel | wow he changed his website |
| 21:44.37 | Death_Barrel | no more music :( |
| 21:44.50 | |tim| | ohh |
| 21:44.52 | Death_Barrel | i was stealing his flash music and converting it into mp3 |
| 21:44.58 | Death_Barrel | maybe that is why the change |
| 21:44.58 | Death_Barrel | lol |
| 21:45.32 | |tim| | lol |
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| 21:48.19 | Death_Barrel | did you watch the stillborn video? |
| 21:48.22 | Death_Barrel | it is badass |
| 21:49.06 | |tim| | nope |
| 21:49.35 | Death_Barrel | check it out |
| 21:49.41 | Death_Barrel | Zakk Wylde is badass |
| 21:49.57 | Death_Barrel | ozzy osbourne is actually singing though |
| 21:50.06 | Death_Barrel | not zakk wylde |
| 21:51.50 | Death_Barrel | ok man well back to work for me :( |
| 21:51.54 | Death_Barrel | cu in a bit |
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