| 00:00.17 | darth_mall | kergoth: Within a Mile From Home is the new Molly album |
| 00:00.31 | kergoth | oh, right! |
| 00:00.32 | darth_mall | you should check it out, it brightened my day ^^ |
| 00:00.34 | kergoth | i so need that |
| 00:00.36 | merlin262 | kergoth, maybe your in the wrong field? |
| 00:00.48 | kergoth | merlin262: wouldnt surprise me in the least, but whats the alternative? |
| 00:00.50 | darth_mall | kergoth: I also heard that Dropkick Murphys have something new out |
| 00:01.09 | merlin262 | kergoth, you could be like me, and go to school to become a teacher! |
| 00:01.18 | kergoth | heh |
| 00:01.25 | kergoth | i could see going to school to become a writer |
| 00:01.35 | kergoth | but then what? i'd need a day job to pay the bills until i publish somethinga nyway |
| 00:01.50 | merlin262 | journalism? |
| 00:01.53 | merlin262 | i dunno |
| 00:02.02 | darth_mall | kergoth: you should get a job at Fox News =D |
| 00:02.04 | kergoth | nah, not my thing. if i'm gonna write it needs to be creative, not just reporting |
| 00:02.16 | kergoth | bleh |
| 00:02.17 | darth_mall | Fox News is very creative! |
| 00:02.20 | kergoth | hehe |
| 00:02.30 | kergoth | i'm really good at bullshitting, i'd do well there |
| 00:02.53 | darth_mall | hmmm... time to assemble the laundry |
| 00:03.05 | darth_mall | sweet! I have enough quarters =D |
| 00:03.47 | merlin262 | damn it, i hate being sick. :( |
| 00:04.00 | merlin262 | nothing but chicken soup for the past week |
| 00:04.07 | darth_mall | merlin262: no you don't, you love it |
| 00:04.43 | kergoth | yay chicken soup |
| 00:04.44 | merlin262 | kergoth, maybe you could go see a phsychiatrist, and get on the head drugs? |
| 00:04.47 | kergoth | heh |
| 00:04.50 | kergoth | i'm seeing a shrink |
| 00:04.54 | kergoth | he's more confused than i am |
| 00:05.05 | kergoth | he has no idea |
| 00:05.34 | kergoth | i took all their depression tests, took this 500 question personality test |
| 00:05.37 | darth_mall | oooh... the banjo/fiddle part on Tobacco Island kicks ass |
| 00:05.38 | kergoth | all of them say i'm normal |
| 00:05.50 | kergoth | took ADD tests |
| 00:06.03 | kergoth | the add test on behavior was way high, the one on the mind was way low |
| 00:06.35 | kergoth | doc suggests either sticking with my fixed schedule for a month and see how it goes, or taking Welbutrin (antidepressent that can treat ADD symptoms) |
| 00:06.44 | kergoth | obviously i cant sit on my ass unproductive at work for a month, i'll lose my job |
| 00:06.49 | kergoth | so i'm basically fucked. |
| 00:07.07 | merlin262 | how is the fixed schedule at work going? |
| 00:07.07 | kergoth | taking welbutrin is the only option, even though we have *no* idea whether or not its necessary |
| 00:07.26 | kergoth | its helping my concentration difficulties (less fluctuating bloodsugar levels, less tiredness) |
| 00:07.32 | darth_mall | oooh... Wrong Company is a cool song too |
| 00:07.34 | kergoth | but the motivational ones are still there, still unproductive |
| 00:07.36 | steph | Welbutrin does a lot |
| 00:07.41 | steph | Helped my mom stop smoking |
| 00:07.53 | kergoth | any idea what the side effects are? |
| 00:08.03 | steph | Hrm |
| 00:08.06 | merlin262 | couldn't possibly be as bad as the stuff i'm on.... |
| 00:08.06 | steph | I dont think she had any |
| 00:08.15 | steph | If youre not depressed I think it makes you a little depressed |
| 00:08.16 | steph | lol |
| 00:08.19 | steph | I could call her and ask |
| 00:08.35 | kergoth | i was seroiusly clinically depressed when i was in minnesota. now i'm suffering from the *symptoms* of depression, but not the *emotions* of depression |
| 00:08.36 | steph | She took it purely for the fact that it helps you quit smoking |
| 00:08.40 | kergoth | fucking weird |
| 00:08.46 | steph | I see |
| 00:08.52 | steph | Lemme give her a call, see if she's home |
| 00:09.03 | kergoth | lethargy, unmotivated, cant wake up, cant concentrate, etc. but i'm not sad, not negative, not down on myself or life |
| 00:09.15 | kergoth | maybe i'll start taking it.. what the hell. |
| 00:09.34 | darth_mall | where the hell did that laundry bag go |
| 00:09.40 | steph | She might still be asleep. SHe had a colonoscopy today (shh dont tell anyone I told you) |
| 00:09.56 | merlin262 | kergoth, apparently it has a low risk for sexual side effects |
| 00:10.16 | darth_mall | yay found it! |
| 00:10.35 | steph | night sweats |
| 00:10.36 | darth_mall | hey everyone, you'll never guess what steph told me today!! |
| 00:10.43 | darth_mall | ;) |
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| 00:10.47 | kergoth | hehe |
| 00:10.56 | darth_mall | shh... it's laodamas, everyone pretend like nothing was going on |
| 00:11.11 | merlin262 | and that friends, is why perl sucks. |
| 00:11.13 | steph | She didn't like it, because she thinks it... might cause some depression, even though it's supposed to fight it |
| 00:11.16 | darth_mall | howdy laodamas, nothing abnormal going on here |
| 00:11.21 | kergoth | steph: strange. |
| 00:11.23 | merlin262 | er hi laodamas |
| 00:11.35 | kergoth | i'm not fucked up enough, i need to take drugs to fuck me up in *different* ways |
| 00:11.36 | darth_mall | oooh... this is the song that Nathen sings on |
| 00:11.46 | steph | mgiht be a ridalin type thing |
| 00:12.09 | laodamas | hello all |
| 00:12.21 | kergoth | darth_mall: heh, that wouldnt hurt, but i dont think thats the problem |
| 00:12.27 | orchid | hi laodamas |
| 00:12.28 | steph | like you give ridalin to cure ADD but if you dont have ADD it makes you worse, type thing |
| 00:12.29 | darth_mall | kergoth: sex makes everything better |
| 00:12.33 | steph | lol darth |
| 00:12.40 | steph | not if it gives you herpes |
| 00:12.46 | darth_mall | well... *good* sex makes everything better |
| 00:13.16 | kergoth | sorry boss, i cant seem to concentrate or get any work done because i need to get some |
| 00:13.33 | darth_mall | makes total sense to me |
| 00:13.44 | merlin262 | kergoth, maybe the project your working on isn't helping |
| 00:13.49 | laodamas | Whats this sex thing I keep on hearing 'bout? |
| 00:13.56 | merlin262 | kergoth, could you get transferred to someplace you could be more productive? |
| 00:14.19 | kergoth | i dunno, work is certainly boring and uninteresting most of the time |
| 00:14.27 | file | "Requested transfer to linux powered experimental sex toy department" |
| 00:14.28 | kergoth | but i dont think thats all there is to this. perhaps its just a combination of causes |
| 00:14.41 | file | "Request denied - department does not exist, perhaps we should make one? |
| 00:15.02 | darth_mall | I think that's the funniest thing you've ever said... ever |
| 00:15.05 | kergoth | hehe |
| 00:15.20 | file | "Note: Market research must be done. Also must release new TPS reports." |
| 00:15.24 | darth_mall | seriously, that was hi-larious |
| 00:15.34 | file | darth_mall, I have my moments. |
| 00:15.34 | merlin262 | lol |
| 00:16.08 | file | "Also note: Use stable 2.4 kernel so we don't get bug reports of crashing prior to climax" |
| 00:16.31 | darth_mall | don't run it into the ground |
| 00:17.02 | darth_mall | mmm... this cd is great |
| 00:17.53 | darth_mall | Viktor was tellin' me last night that I look like a pirate =D |
| 00:18.24 | file | sooooooooooo apparently I'm going to see my dad in a week... |
| 00:19.32 | ChipX86 | me too! |
| 00:20.22 | laodamas | darth_mall: You *are* a pirate |
| 00:22.45 | laodamas | s/*are*/arrrr |
| 00:25.49 | merlin262 | I've come to the conclusion that any software worth writing, is written |
| 00:26.00 | darth_mall | oh... |
| 00:26.04 | file | but is it written well? |
| 00:26.24 | merlin262 | yay psychology! |
| 00:26.27 | kergoth | yes, go to psychology |
| 00:26.39 | kergoth | then come back and tell me whats wrong with me |
| 00:26.49 | file | kergoth, I know the problem |
| 00:26.54 | file | it's because you're you |
| 00:27.06 | kergoth | hehe |
| 00:27.15 | file | it's 2 less letters! |
| 00:27.29 | darth_mall | I mean psych is cool and all, but I'd rather not deal with people period, and play with computers instead |
| 00:27.44 | file | darth_mall, we're people though and you're dealing with us |
| 00:27.56 | darth_mall | file: through a computer, it's not the same ;) |
| 00:28.06 | file | true. |
| 00:28.34 | laodamas | darth_mall: One word-Eliza |
| 00:28.42 | darth_mall | besides, as a psychologist I wouldn't do too well... the sessions would boil down to, "get over yourself and grow up... Next!" |
| 00:28.43 | file | oh oh oh |
| 00:28.44 | merlin262 | darth_mall, ok, not all software, but everything i'm interested in it seems |
| 00:28.46 | file | merlin262, rewrite Eliza!!! |
| 00:28.51 | merlin262 | Eliza? |
| 00:29.18 | darth_mall | and since I would fail as a psychologist in that regard I'd probably have to resort to my original plan and become a profiler, which doesn't bode well for my health, mental or physical |
| 00:30.14 | darth_mall | I need to marry Bridget Reagan |
| 00:30.19 | darth_mall | no two ways about it... |
| 00:30.42 | darth_mall | she plays tin whistle, fiddle and uilean pipes... does it get any better? |
| 00:30.46 | darth_mall | plus she's hot |
| 00:31.16 | file | that's always a plus |
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| 00:33.23 | darth_mall | file: yeah, but the seller is the uileann pipes =D |
| 00:37.00 | darth_mall | not good enough |
| 00:37.02 | darth_mall | I want Bridget |
| 00:37.39 | darth_mall | and dinner |
| 00:38.34 | kergoth | i have my car now |
| 00:38.38 | kergoth | and nowhere to go |
| 00:38.43 | kergoth | and no money to do anything |
| 00:38.44 | kergoth | damnit! |
| 00:39.03 | kergoth | hmm, i'll be taking that 2 weeks of unpaid time off soon |
| 00:39.10 | kergoth | maybe i should drive up to MN and visit family and friends |
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| 00:45.02 | darth_mall | kergoth: wouldn't it be a good idea to try and get yourself on a schedule the way the doctor suggested? |
| 01:00.40 | darth_mall | hehe... Drunken Lullabies always makes me want a guiness |
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| 01:00.59 | darth_mall | yay for being 21 |
| 01:01.32 | rioter | your old :P |
| 01:02.15 | ChipX86 | yep |
| 01:02.33 | darth_mall | me? |
| 01:03.18 | scanline | oh wait, was that purple_cow getting home? |
| 01:03.50 | scanline | hm, guess not |
| 01:09.12 | darth_mall | nope |
| 01:09.16 | darth_mall | that was me doing laundry |
| 01:09.23 | darth_mall | yay for scanline! |
| 01:09.38 | scanline | all ordermafied and stuff |
| 01:09.42 | darth_mall | yay |
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| 01:09.57 | darth_mall | we should watch something like earth final conflict or tos or something |
| 01:10.01 | darth_mall | gak! |
| 01:10.04 | darth_mall | he got all gone |
| 01:25.27 | scanline | aha, it helps if I'm not using an ancient version of inputpipe-client |
| 01:28.26 | file[laptop] | silly ancient versions |
| 01:28.31 | file[laptop] | ooh an iPod commercial |
| 01:31.48 | darth_mall | nope |
| 01:31.54 | slimspace | sniff |
| 01:33.04 | darth_mall | ~cpr slimspace |
| 01:33.06 | jbot | slimspace: <smoochu> :-* |
| 01:34.06 | slimspace | eww |
| 01:34.08 | kergoth_ | yay home |
| 01:34.23 | slimspace | yay! x.org finished emerging on my laptop |
| 01:35.59 | darth_mall | yay |
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| 01:37.37 | darth_mall | booo |