| 00:41.12 | Eguy | boring in here today |
| 00:41.55 | Templarian | Yea... might get chinese food |
| 00:42.07 | Templarian | 8 o'clock and no dinner. |
| 00:42.17 | Eguy | lol |
| 00:42.23 | Eguy | are you coding? |
| 00:43.40 | Templarian | Yea kind of... formatting my site and setting stuff up |
| 00:43.45 | Eguy | ah |
| 00:43.49 | Eguy | that explains the no food |
| 00:44.02 | Eguy | you should make your brother get your food and feed you while you code |
| 00:46.45 | Templarian | He's working on his JS socket thing. |
| 00:48.05 | Eguy | lol |
| 00:48.17 | Eguy | do you get coffee for each other? |
| 00:49.11 | Templarian | We don't drink coffee. |
| 00:49.19 | Templarian | I don't drink caffiene. |
| 00:49.50 | Eguy | ah |
| 00:50.04 | Eguy | I'm starting to get hungry actually |
| 00:50.06 | Templarian | "followed a link on a d wiki displaying various "games being developed in D". i click one that looks interesting, and on their home page the latest news item reads "We're switching from D to C++" :D" from another irc |
| 00:50.36 | Templarian | made me lol also. |
| 00:51.06 | Eguy | I don;t understand it |
| 00:52.50 | Eguy | don't* |
| 00:54.09 | Templarian | I can't left click something messed up when I pulled out my mouse. |
| 00:54.30 | Templarian | alt+tab has a use |
| 00:54.40 | Eguy | so does win + tab |
| 00:54.50 | Templarian | All I use is windows tab. |
| 00:55.04 | Templarian | might have to restart |
| 00:55.21 | Eguy | I never use it |
| 00:55.40 | Templarian | left click? |
| 00:55.43 | Templarian | hehe. |
| 00:56.12 | Eguy | windows tab |
| 00:56.15 | Templarian | Having a mouse/trackpad but not left click completely makes it useful |
| 00:56.33 | Templarian | bb in a minute |
| 00:57.02 | Eguy | When did ramirez become a meme |
| 01:01.11 | *** join/#webos-watercooler Templarian (n=Templari@ppp-69-214-5-27.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net) |
| 01:01.11 | *** mode/#webos-watercooler [+v Templarian] by ChanServ |
| 01:01.28 | Templarian | Simple hibernate and unhibernate fixed it |
| 01:01.34 | Templarian | Scary |
| 01:01.52 | Eguy | I am getting sick of this ramirez meme |
| 01:02.43 | Templarian | What meme? |
| 01:02.49 | Templarian | I haven't seen it. |
| 01:02.54 | Eguy | oscar mike ramierz |
| 01:03.08 | Eguy | ramirez |
| 01:03.17 | Eguy | it is a cod meme |
| 01:03.27 | Eguy | everywhere on reddit and youtube |
| 01:06.44 | Templarian | lol |
| 01:11.32 | Eguy | time to eat |
| 02:02.00 | Eguy | back |
| 02:03.33 | N3O9Pr | God I've stared at the screen almost the whole time you went to eat |
| 02:03.46 | Eguy | any particular reason? |
| 02:03.55 | N3O9Pr | What a great way to spend a saturday evening |
| 02:03.58 | N3O9Pr | Not really.. Lol |
| 02:16.52 | Templarian | got some chinese food mmm |
| 02:17.06 | Eguy | I got chinese fried chicken |
| 02:17.11 | Eguy | mmm |
| 02:17.14 | Eguy | and a burger |
| 02:21.07 | N3O9Pr | Is there any difinitive way to actually prove that your internet sucks because of your provider? |
| 02:21.31 | N3O9Pr | Every single time I call theres something they come up with to make it a problem on my side |
| 02:25.43 | Templarian | Yes there is. If you plug a reader into the box |
| 02:25.55 | Templarian | DSL or Cable? |
| 02:26.00 | N3O9Pr | Cable |
| 02:26.04 | Eguy | if you go to speedtest.net |
| 02:26.12 | Templarian | yea no way to test cable. |
| 02:26.19 | Templarian | You can get a tech to do it |
| 02:26.38 | N3O9Pr | Ever since this guy moved in, and the cable guy was sitting in his truck outside for 3 hours, my internet just blows |
| 02:27.06 | N3O9Pr | I swear he knew someone and got uncapped or something |
| 02:27.34 | Templarian | lol, have them send a tech out they can check the consistency |
| 02:27.46 | Templarian | Or you can check it there has to be an application to graph it |
| 02:27.46 | Eguy | try pingtest.net |
| 02:28.19 | N3O9Pr | Tried it |
| 02:28.29 | Templarian | Those only give a really short glimps. |
| 02:28.45 | N3O9Pr | I got some loss the first time, perfect the second time, and then 71ms "jitter" the third time |
| 02:28.46 | Templarian | In my are cable internet is so flacky that everyone dropped it for DSL |
| 02:29.20 | Templarian | area* |
| 02:29.29 | Eguy | DSL is crap |
| 02:29.43 | Templarian | Low ping and consistent speeds. |
| 02:30.28 | Eguy | I have low ping and consistently high speeds with cable |
| 02:30.33 | N3O9Pr | 47ms and 41ms jitter this time to PA about 300miles |
| 02:30.53 | N3O9Pr | I think I should just climb the pole and disconnect him my self and find out |
| 02:30.57 | N3O9Pr | Its on my property |
| 02:30.58 | N3O9Pr | Lol |
| 02:31.52 | N3O9Pr | I am going to check tomorrow what tag he has on his drop, if he has a basic tag, I'll call them and complain... |
| 02:32.22 | N3O9Pr | Theres no way he doesn't have at least the legitimate full-speed if not uncapped |
| 02:32.29 | N3O9Pr | No one else on this block ever uses their internet |
| 02:32.32 | Templarian | (uhh, by law the cables are his property and the goverment owns the land) |
| 02:32.40 | N3O9Pr | I was only kidding |
| 02:33.02 | N3O9Pr | But the cables actually belong to the company. |
| 02:33.09 | Eguy | lol |
| 02:33.29 | N3O9Pr | Yes, the pole belongs to the state, regardless if it is in the fucking middle of my driveway |
| 02:33.45 | N3O9Pr | Who does that, honestly? |
| 02:33.49 | Templarian | when I said his I meant the cable company. |
| 02:33.55 | N3O9Pr | Np. |
| 02:33.57 | N3O9Pr | lol |
| 02:34.11 | Templarian | Loving this eggroll btw. |
| 02:34.14 | N3O9Pr | We don't have money to keep paying for shitty service |
| 02:34.20 | N3O9Pr | Is DSL actually any good |
| 02:34.20 | N3O9Pr | ? |
| 02:34.28 | Eguy | No |
| 02:34.29 | Templarian | Mine is. |
| 02:34.29 | Eguy | it is not |
| 02:34.32 | Templarian | It's not fast |
| 02:34.44 | Templarian | You can stream youtube and pandora. |
| 02:34.54 | Templarian | Hulu you have to give a 6min buffer time. |
| 02:34.56 | Eguy | infobot, Templarian is also an eggroll aficionado |
| 02:34.57 | infobot | okay, Eguy |
| 02:34.57 | N3O9Pr | Were only getting supposedly 11Mbps... But we never actually see that |
| 02:35.15 | Eguy | I am happy with my 30mb cable |
| 02:35.22 | N3O9Pr | ..Wait... Can you feed the bot information? |
| 02:35.25 | Eguy | except the upload is terrible |
| 02:35.26 | Templarian | I'm happy with 1.5mb dsl |
| 02:35.36 | Eguy | of course N3O9Pr |
| 02:35.42 | Eguy | I would advise against it |
| 02:35.55 | N3O9Pr | Oh. |
| 02:36.02 | Templarian | At work I can download at like 30mb per second so meh. |
| 02:36.05 | Eguy | or else I'd have to kill you |
| 02:36.05 | Eguy | and we don't want that |
| 02:36.17 | Eguy | ~ok infobot? |
| 02:36.18 | infobot | [infobot] The coolest |
| 02:36.41 | Templarian | ~botsnack |
| 02:36.42 | infobot | Templarian: thanks |
| 02:37.07 | Templarian | ~botcrack |
| 02:37.08 | infobot | one too many hits on the botcrack pipe and look at me now! |
| 02:37.16 | Eguy | ~calm down infobot |
| 02:37.17 | infobot | ACTION sooths down infobot, offers a backrub, tea, a jacuzzi and anything else that might help calm down infobot down. |
| 02:37.21 | N3O9Pr | Well... In that case, thank you infobot for saying goodnight, last night. That was nice of you. |
| 02:37.42 | N3O9Pr | Trying to see just how intelligent that thing is |
| 02:37.47 | Eguy | these are not the droids you are looking for |
| 02:38.02 | Eguy | ~kick N3O9Pr |
| 02:38.03 | infobot | ACTION kicks N3O9Pr |
| 02:38.08 | N3O9Pr | ...?Q |
| 02:38.12 | Eguy | ~punch N3O9Pr |
| 02:38.13 | infobot | ACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches N3O9Pr right on the nose |
| 02:38.14 | N3O9Pr | Jesus... Scared |
| 02:38.20 | Eguy | ~fight N3O9Pr |
| 02:38.21 | infobot | ACTION laughs as N3O9Pr reboots unaffiliated/eguy sending eguy into the aether |
| 02:38.34 | Eguy | I lost :( |
| 02:38.39 | N3O9Pr | Nice! |
| 02:38.41 | Templarian | ~random |
| 02:38.45 | N3O9Pr | Thank you infobot |
| 02:38.46 | Eguy | ~botsmack |
| 02:38.47 | infobot | OWW! |
| 02:38.57 | Eguy | ~masturbation |
| 02:38.58 | infobot | masturbation is probably the key to self improvement, not self destruction |
| 02:38.58 | N3O9Pr | ~botpot |
| 02:38.59 | infobot | Yea, it's great |
| 02:39.08 | N3O9Pr | ~botweeb |
| 02:39.09 | Templarian | :) |
| 02:39.14 | N3O9Pr | ~botweed |
| 02:39.14 | infobot | rolls up a blunt, and lights it up. |
| 02:39.15 | Eguy | ~shut up infobot |
| 02:39.20 | Templarian | N3O9Pr: dyslexic much? |
| 02:39.24 | Eguy | ~silence infobot |
| 02:39.25 | infobot | ACTION shoves an apple in infobot's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting |
| 02:39.30 | N3O9Pr | Templarian: Roffle... Just a bit |
| 02:39.50 | N3O9Pr | ~trivia |
| 02:39.55 | Eguy | ~condom |
| 02:39.56 | infobot | hmm... condom is a contraceptive used to aid in prevention of pregnancy and STD's. something your father should have worn when he nailed your mom. |
| 02:40.04 | Eguy | LOL |
| 02:40.12 | N3O9Pr | ~purpose |
| 02:40.15 | Templarian | lol |
| 02:41.22 | Eguy | infobot, N3O9Pr is a crazy backwards bastid |
| 02:41.23 | infobot | Eguy: okay |
| 02:41.32 | Templarian | ~purpose is something that you need, but lack |
| 02:41.33 | infobot | Templarian: okay |
| 02:41.36 | N3O9Pr | HEY! |
| 02:41.39 | N3O9Pr | ;p; |
| 02:41.48 | Templarian | ~N3O9Pr |
| 02:41.49 | infobot | rumour has it, n3o9pr is a crazy backwards bastid |
| 02:41.55 | Eguy | infobot, you are stupid |
| 02:41.56 | infobot | Eguy: I think you lost me on that one |
| 02:42.02 | Eguy | exactly |
| 02:42.13 | N3O9Pr | infobot, N3O9Pr wants a song |
| 02:42.30 | N3O9Pr | Who made this bot? |
| 02:42.37 | Eguy | ~tim riker |
| 02:42.45 | Eguy | ~timriker |
| 02:42.46 | infobot | well, timriker is my owner http://rikers.org/ mailto:Tim@Rikers.org mailto:TimR@Debian.org maintainer of BZFlag, member of a ton of open source projects http://www.advogato.com/person/timriker/ http://sourceforge.net/users/timriker/ the guy who GPL'd SCO's ABI files, giving every Linux user the right to use them ;-), or a very cool guy. |
| 02:43.38 | N3O9Pr | ~song |
| 02:44.10 | Eguy | infobot, ignore N3O9Pr |
| 02:44.11 | infobot | ACTION sticks her fingers in her ears. "La, la, la! I can't hear you, N3O9Pr!" |
| 02:44.33 | N3O9Pr | infobot, song means say "Boy you got a problem!" |
| 02:44.36 | Eguy | yes, it is a she |
| 02:44.50 | N3O9Pr | ~measurements |
| 02:44.52 | Templarian | ~song is what I listen to such as Aqua's Barbie Girl |
| 02:44.53 | infobot | okay, Templarian |
| 02:44.53 | N3O9Pr | lol |
| 02:45.03 | Eguy | mm good song |
| 02:45.05 | N3O9Pr | ~song |
| 02:45.06 | infobot | i heard song is what I listen to such as Aqua's Barbie Girl |
| 02:45.30 | N3O9Pr | ~song "Boy you got a problem!" |
| 02:45.36 | N3O9Pr | ~song |
| 02:45.37 | infobot | hmm... song is what I listen to such as Aqua's Barbie Girl |
| 02:45.44 | N3O9Pr | Ouch... Burn |
| 02:45.50 | Templarian | ~measurements is a good way to judge a dude 6 or less throw em back. |
| 02:45.50 | infobot | Templarian: okay |
| 02:46.04 | N3O9Pr | ...I meant her measurements |
| 02:46.07 | Eguy | infobot, I got a 12 incher |
| 02:46.08 | infobot | You got a 12 incher? |
| 02:46.14 | N3O9Pr | ...Something we should know about you Templarian? |
| 02:46.14 | Eguy | infobot, yes |
| 02:46.15 | infobot | it has been said that yes is the opposite of no |
| 02:46.15 | N3O9Pr | Lol |
| 02:46.39 | N3O9Pr | Infobot, does the Palm Pre suck? |
| 02:46.53 | Templarian | N3O9Pr: not how it works. |
| 02:46.59 | Eguy | ~palm pre |
| 02:47.00 | infobot | methinks palm pre is a multimedia smartphone designed and marketed by Palm with a multi-touch screen and a sliding keyboard. |
| 02:47.07 | Eguy | ~pre |
| 02:47.20 | N3O9Pr | Alright, so you can't ask direct questions |
| 02:47.28 | Eguy | infobot, are you gay? |
| 02:47.30 | Templarian | ~pre is used to denote what comes before |
| 02:47.31 | infobot | okay, Templarian |
| 02:47.31 | N3O9Pr | What allows it to correct what people say? |
| 02:47.59 | Eguy | infobot, no, pre is the crappy phone from palm |
| 02:48.00 | infobot | Eguy: okay |
| 02:48.19 | N3O9Pr | tired I am yes. |
| 02:48.23 | Templarian | ~hd2 |
| 02:48.43 | Eguy | infobot, tegra is pr0n for Templarian |
| 02:48.44 | infobot | Eguy: okay |
| 02:49.02 | Templarian | ~hd2 is a revolutionary 4.3" Windows Mobile HTC device. |
| 02:49.03 | infobot | Templarian: okay |
| 02:49.25 | Eguy | infobot, hd2 also makes men weak in the knees |
| 02:49.29 | Templarian | N3O9Pr: this btw is how it learns we've probably taught it 1000+ things. |
| 02:49.50 | Eguy | infobot, hd2 is also makes men weak in the knees |
| 02:49.51 | infobot | Eguy: okay |
| 02:49.53 | Templarian | ~weed |
| 02:49.54 | infobot | i guess weed is good |
| 02:49.58 | N3O9Pr | ~hdm sucks ass. |
| 02:50.03 | Templarian | short and sweet |
| 02:50.06 | N3O9Pr | lol. |
| 02:50.23 | Templarian | ~hdmi |
| 02:50.26 | N3O9Pr | Oh! |
| 02:50.32 | Eguy | ~penis |
| 02:50.33 | infobot | i guess penis is the DESTROYER of worlds |
| 02:50.36 | N3O9Pr | I don't have ops, is that why I can't teach it? |
| 02:50.38 | Eguy | ~steve jobs |
| 02:50.39 | infobot | steve jobs is, like, a complete and utter loser. apple lovers should die. a rabid cock sucker |
| 02:50.48 | Eguy | LOL never gets old |
| 02:51.43 | Templarian | ~hdmi is the multimedia adapter for TV's and other HDTV Entertaiment devices, and will support 3D in 1.4 |
| 02:51.44 | infobot | okay, Templarian |
| 02:51.58 | Templarian | ~xcode |
| 02:51.58 | infobot | Virtual Machine and Application Extension System w/ Optimized Network Streaming. URL: http://home.devlocus.org/psion/xcode/ Apple's new integrated development environment (IDE) for Mac OS X. URL: http://developer.apple.com/tools/xcode/ |
| 02:52.03 | Eguy | ~os x |
| 02:52.11 | Eguy | infobot, os x is a piece of shit |
| 02:52.12 | infobot | Eguy: please, watch your language. |
| 02:52.18 | Eguy | lol |
| 02:52.27 | Eguy | infobot, os x is a piece of rubbish |
| 02:52.27 | infobot | okay, Eguy |
| 02:52.30 | Templarian | ~backwards compatiblity |
| 02:52.54 | Templarian | ~backwards compatiblity is something Windows believes in and OS X has no concept of. |
| 02:52.55 | infobot | okay, Templarian |
| 02:53.09 | Eguy | ~herpes |
| 02:53.10 | infobot | [herpes] something I'm amazed you don't have. |
| 02:53.18 | Eguy | ~thanks |
| 02:53.18 | infobot | Eguy: sure thing |
| 02:53.37 | Templarian | ~wow |
| 02:53.38 | infobot | it has been said that wow is world of warcraft |
| 02:53.46 | Eguy | ~world of warcraft |
| 02:53.46 | infobot | from memory, world of warcraft is for porn |
| 02:53.49 | Eguy | lol |
| 02:53.59 | Eguy | that was amazing |
| 02:54.15 | Templarian | (lol got the message "sorry that was said 0 seconds ago) |
| 02:54.36 | Eguy | lol |
| 02:55.38 | N3O9Pr | Is there anyway I can teach it? |
| 02:55.39 | Templarian | ~family guy |
| 02:55.40 | infobot | hmm... family guy is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwsKG5-EAVE, or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHSygCg9mY |
| 02:55.44 | N3O9Pr | Or her... Sorry infobot |
| 02:56.08 | Templarian | Probably not, it told me it doesn't like you. |
| 02:56.46 | Eguy | she doesn't like you |
| 02:57.06 | Templarian | Sorry infobot |
| 02:57.23 | Eguy | wakka wakka who wants to hear a funny ass joke |
| 02:58.07 | Templarian | i had to remove the kermit one since it always came up first when typing you |
| 02:58.49 | Eguy | infobot, family guy is also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYcDP9Wl7so&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_stronger_r2-2r-1-HM |
| 02:58.50 | infobot | okay, Eguy |
| 02:59.33 | Eguy | ~pedobear |
| 02:59.39 | Templarian | Eguy: that was already on the list for family guy |
| 02:59.52 | Eguy | oh |
| 02:59.54 | Eguy | oh well |
| 02:59.58 | Templarian | I meant from my history |
| 03:00.05 | Templarian | ~forget family guy |
| 03:00.05 | infobot | i forgot family guy, Templarian |
| 03:00.09 | Templarian | ~family guy is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwsKG5-EAVE, or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHSygCg9mY |
| 03:00.10 | infobot | okay, Templarian |
| 03:00.27 | Templarian | ~mika |
| 03:00.38 | Eguy | ~pervert |
| 03:00.39 | infobot | extra, extra, read all about it, pervert is something Snake is for programming me to say this |
| 03:00.47 | Eguy | ~snake |
| 03:00.48 | infobot | Sssssssssssssnake! |
| 03:00.52 | Eguy | ~homer |
| 03:00.53 | infobot | I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer |
| 03:00.58 | Eguy | ~apu |
| 03:01.05 | Eguy | ~wikipedia penis |
| 03:01.11 | N3O9Pr | ~bill gates |
| 03:01.12 | infobot | [bill gates] lord of Darkness |
| 03:01.27 | N3O9Pr | ~wikipedia WebOS |
| 03:01.39 | Eguy | ~weather EGGL |
| 03:01.46 | Eguy | ~weather EGLL |
| 03:01.46 | N3O9Pr | ~NIST |
| 03:01.47 | infobot | Update system time from NIST time server. URL: http://www.zdo.com |
| 03:02.01 | N3O9Pr | ~weather 02914 |
| 03:02.09 | Eguy | ~weather penis |
| 03:02.15 | Eguy | LOL |
| 03:02.18 | N3O9Pr | ~weather PVD |
| 03:02.25 | Eguy | Oh man, I am childish tonight |
| 03:02.45 | N3O9Pr | ~clothes |
| 03:02.54 | N3O9Pr | ~noob |
| 03:03.00 | Templarian | ~mika is Rain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sknDfB3pJB8 We Are Golden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhutIEUq8k Relax Take it Easy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xvn_Ku55cI Love Today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiccrTB4LM Happy Ending: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkSMHle8-M Big Girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU |
| 03:03.01 | infobot | Templarian: okay |
| 03:03.08 | N3O9Pr | She hates me |
| 03:03.16 | Eguy | lalalala! |
| 03:03.19 | Eguy | she fuckin' hates me |
| 03:03.26 | N3O9Pr | Roffle |
| 03:04.12 | N3O9Pr | ~coach |
| 03:04.23 | Eguy | ~vagina |
| 03:04.24 | infobot | i heard vagina is something that i dont have but i like to suck, SUCK PUSSY YEAH!!! |
| 03:04.32 | N3O9Pr | ? |
| 03:04.33 | Eguy | WHO DID THAT |
| 03:04.37 | N3O9Pr | ~sex? |
| 03:04.38 | infobot | [~sex] updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; emerge --oneshot condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; emerge -C condom; make clean; sleep; tweet |
| 03:04.52 | N3O9Pr | Roffle... |
| 03:05.05 | Eguy | fsck |
| 03:05.09 | Eguy | oh man that is nerdy |
| 03:05.12 | N3O9Pr | ~fsck |
| 03:05.13 | infobot | No devices specified to be checked! |
| 03:05.21 | Templarian | lol that's is pretty nerdy |
| 03:05.21 | N3O9Pr | ~pirate |
| 03:05.22 | infobot | So forgive me my rough mood unaccustomed to sue; I woo not, perhaps, as your landlubbers do. |
| 03:05.38 | N3O9Pr | ~aye |
| 03:05.38 | infobot | somebody said aye was aaiiiyeeeeeeeeee? |
| 03:05.45 | N3O9Pr | ~E.I. |
| 03:05.54 | N3O9Pr | ~A.I |
| 03:06.01 | N3O9Pr | ~A.I. |
| 03:06.06 | N3O9Pr | Speak you bitch! |
| 03:06.16 | N3O9Pr | ~botspeak |
| 03:06.20 | Templarian | ~A.I. |
| 03:06.24 | N3O9Pr | ~speak |
| 03:06.25 | infobot | ARFFFFFFFFFFFF |
| 03:06.25 | Eguy | ~kill N3O9Pr |
| 03:06.26 | infobot | ACTION shoots a magneto-ionized anti-proton gun at N3O9Pr |
| 03:06.38 | N3O9Pr | ~fight Equy |
| 03:06.38 | infobot | ACTION laughs as Equy reboots unaffiliated/n3oinc sending n3o9pr into the aether |
| 03:06.58 | N3O9Pr | Hey... Did my cloak come back some how lol |
| 03:06.58 | Eguy | ~flirt with Templarian |
| 03:07.07 | Eguy | ~flirt |
| 03:07.08 | infobot | I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate. |
| 03:07.15 | Eguy | ~fap |
| 03:07.16 | infobot | i guess fap is good |
| 03:07.22 | Eguy | ~fapfapfap |
| 03:07.30 | N3O9Pr | ~gunt |
| 03:07.37 | N3O9Pr | ~jesus |
| 03:07.38 | infobot | jesus is probably cool, or apparently now EMACS (see emacs) |
| 03:07.49 | N3O9Pr | ~vi vs. emacs |
| 03:07.50 | infobot | VI is to EMACS as masturbation is to making love: effective and always available but probably not your first choice... |
| 03:07.51 | Eguy | infobot, fapfapfap is the sound of excellence |
| 03:07.51 | infobot | Eguy: okay |
| 03:08.10 | N3O9Pr | ~Ford |
| 03:08.11 | infobot | methinks ford is found on road dead, or low grade cars for low grade people |
| 03:08.12 | Eguy | emac was a shitty apple computer |
| 03:08.18 | N3O9Pr | .... |
| 03:08.23 | N3O9Pr | Fuck you infobot |
| 03:08.25 | Eguy | it's true N3O9Pr |
| 03:08.26 | N3O9Pr | lol |
| 03:08.51 | N3O9Pr | ...Why did it PM me? |
| 03:08.59 | Eguy | what did it say? |
| 03:09.10 | N3O9Pr | Someone already said that x minutes ago |
| 03:09.13 | N3O9Pr | " " |
| 03:09.27 | Eguy | weird |
| 03:09.28 | N3O9Pr | ~flirt N3O9Pr |
| 03:09.35 | Eguy | ~sex |
| 03:09.36 | infobot | [~sex] updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; emerge --oneshot condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; emerge -C condom; make clean; sleep; tweet |
| 03:09.43 | N3O9Pr | ~belch |
| 03:09.49 | N3O9Pr | ~burp |
| 03:09.50 | infobot | ACTION burps loudly |
| 03:09.55 | N3O9Pr | ~lady |
| 03:10.02 | N3O9Pr | ~gender? |
| 03:10.02 | infobot | I'm lesbian |
| 03:10.06 | N3O9Pr | Roffle |
| 03:10.24 | N3O9Pr | ~personality |
| 03:10.57 | N3O9Pr | ~cable |
| 03:10.58 | infobot | [cable] at ... before http://ipaq.secret.org.uk/Cable1.jpg and after... http://ipaq.secret.org.uk/Cable2.jpg |
| 03:11.07 | Eguy | ~eguy |
| 03:11.07 | infobot | it has been said that eguy is first rule of Eguy is never talk about Eguy, or like a master at infobot schooling, or someone who likes to spend time at the watercooler telling infobot what to do just like everyone else in the watercooler |
| 03:11.14 | Eguy | lol |
| 03:11.18 | N3O9Pr | ~cable has broken links |
| 03:11.29 | Eguy | ~hatecrimes |
| 03:11.37 | N3O9Pr | ~joke |
| 03:11.37 | infobot | A bhuddist monk goes to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything!" |
| 03:11.43 | Eguy | ~porn vs. prostitution |
| 03:12.00 | N3O9Pr | I don't get the joke |
| 03:12.12 | N3O9Pr | ..Oh |
| 03:12.13 | N3O9Pr | Lol |
| 03:12.13 | Eguy | a monk |
| 03:12.19 | Eguy | ~joke |
| 03:12.20 | infobot | A bhuddist monk goes to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything!" |
| 03:12.20 | N3O9Pr | I didn't read it |
| 03:12.27 | Eguy | damn you, infobot |
| 03:12.29 | N3O9Pr | ~42 |
| 03:12.30 | infobot | it has been said that 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything, see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/the_answer_to_life,_the_universe,_and_everything |
| 03:12.38 | N3O9Pr | ~4:20 |
| 03:12.39 | infobot | ====~ |
| 03:12.46 | N3O9Pr | ~Corona |
| 03:12.47 | infobot | it has been said that corona is a great tasting Mexican beer that makes you stronger, look better, and it helps you get the girl |
| 03:13.01 | N3O9Pr | ~jailbait |
| 03:13.02 | infobot | [jailbait] Refers to underaged girls; in many countries you can get jailed for having a relationship with one. Zula is not one ;-) |
| 03:13.02 | Templarian | ~basic |
| 03:13.03 | infobot | somebody said basic was (Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code) Thisprogramming language was developed in the mid '60s. The language wasconstructed of simple English-like commands that were run through aninterpreter, line by line, each time the program was "run." This causedBASIC programs to be slow. Now, compilers have been developed to speed upBASIC programs, and recent versions of BASIC can do anything that otherlanguages can. |
| 03:13.31 | N3O9Pr | ~copy and paste |
| 03:13.32 | infobot | from memory, copy and paste is for the life of herlo |
| 03:13.44 | N3O9Pr | ~D.J. |
| 03:13.51 | N3O9Pr | ~DJ |
| 03:13.51 | infobot | one of the most prominant free software developers around, brian behlendorf, is a DJ. He is one of the core developers of apache. And now as a sidelight to DJ'ing and doing apache work, does sourceXchange.com. Djibouti |
| 03:14.03 | N3O9Pr | ~wikipedia J Dilla |
| 03:14.23 | N3O9Pr | infobot, J Dilla is a god. |
| 03:14.24 | infobot | okay, N3O9Pr |
| 03:14.27 | N3O9Pr | w00t |
| 03:14.29 | N3O9Pr | ~god |
| 03:14.30 | infobot | from memory, god is a llama, or real unless declared integer |
| 03:14.30 | Templarian | ~dd framework |
| 03:14.31 | infobot | it has been said that dd framework is an XHTML5 JavaScript 1.8.1 framework hosted at http://code.google.com/p/ddframework/ |
| 03:14.36 | N3O9Pr | ~J Dilla |
| 03:14.37 | infobot | i heard j dilla is a god. |
| 03:14.37 | Eguy | alright |
| 03:14.39 | Eguy | enough |
| 03:14.41 | Eguy | lol |
| 03:14.49 | N3O9Pr | How do I make it keep the case? |
| 03:14.50 | N3O9Pr | Lol |
| 03:14.53 | Templarian | Eguy: is there a way to make symbolic links? |
| 03:15.14 | Eguy | for what? |
| 03:15.26 | Templarian | for words in infobot |
| 03:15.42 | N3O9Pr | ~lil oww oww |
| 03:16.09 | N3O9Pr | ~how do I + Palm Pre |
| 03:16.19 | N3O9Pr | ~Palm Pre Tutorial |
| 03:16.49 | Eguy | Oh yeah I forgot how though |
| 03:16.56 | Templarian | ~fuck Eguy |
| 03:17.05 | N3O9Pr | ~J Dill = God = J Dilla |
| 03:17.21 | N3O9Pr | infobot, J Dilla = God = J Dilla |
| 03:17.56 | Templarian | ~fuck Eguy |
| 03:17.56 | infobot | methinks fuck eguy is pretty disappointing |
| 03:18.05 | N3O9Pr | infobot, J Dilla >= Jay Dee >= JD Yancey |
| 03:18.16 | N3O9Pr | Gah |
| 03:18.22 | N3O9Pr | ~nationality? |
| 03:18.33 | N3O9Pr | ~Race? |
| 03:18.34 | infobot | somebody said race was an overhead 3D car game for GNU/Linux and Windows, at http://race.sourceforge.net/ |
| 03:18.37 | N3O9Pr | ~Color? |
| 03:18.38 | infobot | 13C12O5L8O9R6! |
| 03:18.39 | N3O9Pr | ~Creed? |
| 03:18.48 | Templarian | ~colour |
| 03:18.49 | infobot | colour is, like, french for color, the british don't count |
| 03:18.56 | N3O9Pr | ~E |
| 03:18.57 | infobot | i heard e is a little more than 2, but less than 3 or portuguese for and, or very roughly 2.71828182, or mc^2, or the most worthless letter in the alphabet according to extensive research done by withoutclass |
| 03:18.57 | Templarian | lol |
| 03:19.25 | N3O9Pr | ~R |
| 03:19.26 | infobot | i heard r is The "r" option to Dial will override any sounds you should be hearing and provide a fake ringing sound to the caller. You generally want the caller to hear the sounds they are supposed to hear, not a fake ringing sound. The caller will hear ringing without the "r" option. Using the "r" option is an edge case and should not normally be used or needed. |
| 03:19.33 | N3O9Pr | ~Rhode Island |
| 03:20.08 | N3O9Pr | infobot, Rhode Island is a pompus state with arrogant greedy overconfident fools. |
| 03:20.09 | infobot | N3O9Pr: okay |
| 03:20.17 | N3O9Pr | ~Rhode Island |
| 03:20.18 | infobot | i heard rhode island is a pompus state with arrogant greedy overconfident fools. |
| 03:20.23 | N3O9Pr | Thats my girl! |
| 03:20.25 | N3O9Pr | Roffle |
| 03:20.35 | N3O9Pr | I could do this all day |
| 03:20.53 | N3O9Pr | ...You guys should have never told me about this lol |
| 03:21.24 | N3O9Pr | ~wikipedia TOOL band |
| 03:21.56 | N3O9Pr | ~APC |
| 03:22.17 | N3O9Pr | ~DMB |
| 03:22.18 | infobot | Dransik MessageBoard |
| 03:22.25 | N3O9Pr | ? |
| 03:23.07 | Templarian | ~dmb |
| 03:23.08 | infobot | extra, extra, read all about it, dmb is Dave Matthews Band |
| 03:23.39 | N3O9Pr | ~song |
| 03:23.40 | infobot | it has been said that song is what I listen to such as Aqua's Barbie Girl |
| 03:24.08 | N3O9Pr | ~AOL |
| 03:24.09 | infobot | it has been said that aol is for people who dont know the highway from the driveway, or army of losers. They are teaming up with Sony to fight |
| 03:24.34 | N3O9Pr | ~dell |
| 03:24.35 | infobot | Dude! Are you getting a Dell?, or stupid for only selling PCs with Vista, or might be cooler if they start pre-packaging OpenOffice per the OpenOffice.org request sent to the CEO |
| 03:25.03 | Templarian | open office is such a shitty app. |
| 03:25.18 | N3O9Pr | Lol |
| 03:25.40 | N3O9Pr | ~VirtualBox vs. VMware? |
| 03:25.56 | N3O9Pr | ~VB vs. C |
| 03:26.10 | Templarian | N3O9Pr: if you don't find it just enter it in yourself |
| 03:26.23 | Templarian | Also you don't compare VB and C |
| 03:26.29 | Templarian | VB.net and C# |
| 03:26.30 | N3O9Pr | Lol I don't know what to say though.. I am just trying to see what it says |
| 03:27.21 | Templarian | playing l4d bb |
| 03:28.31 | N3O9Pr | ~ramen |
| 03:28.32 | infobot | from memory, ramen is Praise the FSM! |
| 03:29.25 | N3O9Pr | ~excel |
| 03:29.26 | infobot | [excel] something we dont talk about |
| 03:29.42 | N3O9Pr | ~word |
| 03:29.43 | infobot | hmm... word is in reference to Robert Bork, a nominee to the Supreme Court who, despite being very qualified was not appointed to the court due to partisan reasons. |
| 03:29.53 | N3O9Pr | ~HTC |
| 03:30.50 | N3O9Pr | infobot, HTC has dropped the ball and needs affordable fully featured Android and WebOS phones. |
| 03:32.05 | N3O9Pr | ~lachoy |
| 03:32.09 | N3O9Pr | ~la choy |
| 03:32.35 | N3O9Pr | infobot, La Choy makes Chinese food... Swing American. |
| 03:33.02 | N3O9Pr | Infobots boring |
| 03:33.14 | N3O9Pr | lol |
| 03:33.39 | N3O9Pr | Night ya'll |
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| 03:42.35 | *** join/#webos-watercooler Eguy (n=Eguy@unaffiliated/eguy) |
| 03:42.35 | *** mode/#webos-watercooler [+o Eguy] by irc.freenode.net |
| 03:45.47 | *** join/#webos-watercooler tris (i=tristan@camel.ethereal.net) |
| 03:53.33 | Eguy | good ol freenode |
| 04:47.28 | Templarian | back, killed a bunch of zombies. I feel better. |
| 04:47.54 | Eguy | lol |
| 04:48.02 | Eguy | freenode had a seizure |
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| 19:19.38 | N3O9Pr | ~Rhode Island |
| 19:19.38 | infobot | it has been said that rhode island is a pompus state with arrogant greedy overconfident fools. |
| 20:44.50 | N3O9Pr | Infobot, Daddy Yankee is a Americanised Raggeton/Rapper who has not forgotten his roots. |
| 20:44.51 | infobot | N3O9Pr: okay |
| 20:49.16 | N3O9Pr | Infobot, Daddy Yankee is a Americanised Reggaeton/Rapper who has not forgotten his roots. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_Yankee |
| 20:49.17 | infobot | ...but daddy yankee is already something else... |
| 20:49.30 | N3O9Pr | Infobot, forget Daddy Yankee |
| 20:49.30 | infobot | N3O9Pr: i forgot daddy yankee |
| 20:49.38 | N3O9Pr | Infobot, Daddy Yankee is a Americanised Reggaeton/Rapper who has not forgotten his roots. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_Yankee |
| 20:49.39 | infobot | okay, N3O9Pr |
| 21:40.45 | Eguy | Good afternoon. |
| 21:51.03 | Templarian | good afternoon |
| 21:51.22 | Templarian | leaves back to the dorms to do homework. |
| 21:59.34 | N3O9Pr | Yo? Ta' em casa? |
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| 23:07.26 | gkatsev | N3O9Pr: infobot has also, and no. so: "x is also y" or "no, x is y" |
| 23:08.38 | Templarian | There is nothing on tv tonight |
| 23:10.08 | gkatsev | i guess not |
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| 23:11.41 | Templarian | fox f's up their whole schedule with crap on. |
| 23:11.56 | gkatsev | what crap do they have on today? |
| 23:12.11 | Templarian | Showing really crappy sports instead of cartoons or action shows like human target |
| 23:12.31 | Templarian | I don't know the minute I see NFL taking up the whole schedule i exited off their site. |
| 23:12.42 | gkatsev | lol |
| 23:12.52 | Templarian | Leave sports to ESPN and good shows to other stations. |
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| 23:13.58 | gkatsev | http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/googles-nexus-one-censors-your-voice-to-text-input-we-you/ |
| 23:14.34 | Templarian | The simpsons movie is on fx I guess. |
| 23:14.50 | gkatsev | dl something? netflix something? hulu something? |
| 23:17.55 | gkatsev | http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2010/01/bad-at-video-games-your-brain-structure-may-be-at-fault.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss |
| 23:37.07 | Templarian | Eguy: did you see the spec boost for the US HD2? 576mb of ram, with a 16gb micro sd included. Here's hoping it has WM7 |
